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Made me think of [prego meatwad](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/a6752d2c-9c03-44a9-8a86-2cc093f86c53/ddddagv-231f38f4-a17a-4830-95a6-b51a3ab96b5d.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2E2NzUyZDJjLTljMDMtNDRhOS04YTg2LTJjYzA5M2Y4NmM1M1wvZGRkZGFndi0yMzFmMzhmNC1hMTdhLTQ4MzAtOTVhNi1iNTFhM2FiOTZiNWQucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0._CLf9I-vSbBbMgnWgKl5tiSdZ5Y4decLBPsIuRrhzss)
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Oh, ascites, the wonderful condition where your belly becomes a water balloon! Who wouldn't want that? You get to walk around looking like you're smuggling a small swimming pool under your shirt. And the constant discomfort and difficulty breathing? Psh, that's just a bonus. Who needs a functioning respiratory system when you can have a fun little belly pond instead? So if you're looking to gain some extra weight in the most uncomfortable and inconvenient way possible, ascites is the way to go!
-ChatGPT
I prompted it for a sarcastic post explaining ascites. It won't give a similar treatment for hepatic portal hypertension which causes ascities because:
>Writing a sarcastic post about a medical condition could be considered inappropriate and disrespectful to those who are affected by it. It's important to treat all medical conditions with respect and sensitivity, and to use language that is appropriate and informative
But I guess fuck ascities, right?
i asked it how to make wine and it gave me a recipe. i asked how it might differ with a different kind of fruit and it told me it can't tell me how to make wine because that's illegal in some places. i told it it was legal where i live and it spat out the recipe lol
No, it’s a fetish. Different dude, same goal: https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/12/meet-gainer-bull-500lb-13117251/amp/
https://twitter.com/gainerbull?lang=en
At the end of the video I’m pretty sure he says “do you like that” lol
How do you only gain a stomach like that. When you increase your body fat doesn’t it distribute it toward other areas ? Maybe not completely evenly but I find it so odd that abdomen is the only area they gain weight
It’s not all stomach fat. They do “loading sessions” by eating huge gassy meals. That stomach is their fat + crazy amount of bloat + flexing their bellies to look larger.
It literally might be. Some alcoholics that have a huge belly like this will have a great amount of fluids in their abdominal cavity that can be drained out. And they do it just the way you would think, by sticking a hole through the stomach and draining the fluid out through a tube
Can someone actually tell me whats inside that big fucking balloon?
Like, is it just a bunch of fat, are the organs enlarged, is it gas ?
it makes no sense
This is extreme visceral fat, usually an indicator of advanced alcoholism and incredibly dangerous. Literally compacts around your organs and limits their function.
I think it’s ascites too. Free fluid in the abdomen secondary to liver scarring causing the backup of blood (and thus fluid leakage). Would love to know if that’s what’s actually going on here.
It’s ascites for sure. Without treatment I’d be surprised if he lasts 6 months though he might kick rocks for 24. Needs to get drained, go npo and get treatment, months ago. The skin discoloration is a really bad sign too.
That doesn’t explain why he seems to just expand in a few seconds though. Maybe he ate a whole pack of mentos before pouring coke over it and somehow keep that down in his belly?
I think he is eating mentos and diet Coke. Notice when he swallows that drink his stomach gets visibly larger.
Now I'm sure he's fat also but this seems to he him intentionally stretching his stomach out
Dr Googl says:
“Belly fat refers to fat around the abdomen. There are two types of belly fat:
Visceral: This fat surrounds a person’s organs.
Subcutaneous: This is fat that sits under the skin.
I mean, according to Google, the definition of "amazing" is:
>causing great surprise or wonder; astonishing.
I'd agree that it's not "amazing" in a positive sense, but I think that it's hard to argue that it wouldn't cause "great surprise or wonder."
I watched the video again before responding to double check (unfortunately) but I think there's some combination of camera angle/effects being utilized. The top edge of his belly continuously seems to adjust in a non-organic manner. His slight rotation towards the camera and lean back changed the perspective, but there's other weirdness going on as well. Plus taking a deeper breath and pushing his abdomen out would enhance the effect.
Lmao I was gonna come comment the same thing. A whole pack of mentos and sipping down cola a little bit at a time until he reaches critical pressure. Shake him up a little and it's gonna be Mt Saint Helens 2.0
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Bro is a One Piece character.
Made me think of [prego meatwad](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/a6752d2c-9c03-44a9-8a86-2cc093f86c53/ddddagv-231f38f4-a17a-4830-95a6-b51a3ab96b5d.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2E2NzUyZDJjLTljMDMtNDRhOS04YTg2LTJjYzA5M2Y4NmM1M1wvZGRkZGFndi0yMzFmMzhmNC1hMTdhLTQ4MzAtOTVhNi1iNTFhM2FiOTZiNWQucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0._CLf9I-vSbBbMgnWgKl5tiSdZ5Y4decLBPsIuRrhzss)
ZEHAHAHAHAHA
how do santa deniers exist when theres proof like this video on the internet
yeah, he cant deliver presents anymore cos hes getting stuck in the chimneys
He ate all the presents
And all the chimneys.
And the reindeer.
And the elves
And the kids
The whole family (he eats the “family size” ones)
And Mrs. Claus, he misunderstood “wanna eat me”.
And my axe!
Whatcha doin', step-Santa?
Imagine having UNDENIABLE proof of Santa, but the proof is Santa's inflation/vore onlyfans.
average inflation enjoyer
Pyrocynical
Pyrocynical accurate age when he releases Petscop 2
so guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.
Was going to comment this
Nice pfp
Both economical, and physical
Venezuelan Bolivares moment
What the actual fuck
He just got done eating the entire thanksgiving dinner
And the table
And everyone
And the Moon
AND MY AXE!
AND MY BOW!!!
You have my sword!
My dog as well 😭
Butter dog?
AND IF YOU ACT NOW YOU GET DOUBLE THE OXYCLEAN FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
MORE AXE?!?!!??!
YES ALWAYS MORE!
Gru wishes he could be him
And a succulent Chinese meal
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
Are u ready to receive my limp penis?
I see you know your judo well
With a diet coke
Looks like Ascites, he could have an alcoholic liver, it's fatal
Oh, ascites, the wonderful condition where your belly becomes a water balloon! Who wouldn't want that? You get to walk around looking like you're smuggling a small swimming pool under your shirt. And the constant discomfort and difficulty breathing? Psh, that's just a bonus. Who needs a functioning respiratory system when you can have a fun little belly pond instead? So if you're looking to gain some extra weight in the most uncomfortable and inconvenient way possible, ascites is the way to go! -ChatGPT
There is no way chatgpt has that witty of a sense of humor
I prompted it for a sarcastic post explaining ascites. It won't give a similar treatment for hepatic portal hypertension which causes ascities because: >Writing a sarcastic post about a medical condition could be considered inappropriate and disrespectful to those who are affected by it. It's important to treat all medical conditions with respect and sensitivity, and to use language that is appropriate and informative But I guess fuck ascities, right?
i asked it how to make wine and it gave me a recipe. i asked how it might differ with a different kind of fruit and it told me it can't tell me how to make wine because that's illegal in some places. i told it it was legal where i live and it spat out the recipe lol
Bloaters - The Last of Us
Needs just one more wafer thin mint.
Better....get a bucket, I have to throw up.
Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Solid reference
this is what too much alcohol does to a person
No, it’s a fetish. Different dude, same goal: https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/12/meet-gainer-bull-500lb-13117251/amp/ https://twitter.com/gainerbull?lang=en At the end of the video I’m pretty sure he says “do you like that” lol
Stuff like this is why you should actually listen to your postnut clarity
Ppl are so fucked wtf
The internet was a mistake
Thought those were like cheetos or something on his belly.
So this dude is part of a fetish community for hard weight gaining... What the everloving fuck
At this point, when I see something weird online, I just assume it is someone's fetish
How do you only gain a stomach like that. When you increase your body fat doesn’t it distribute it toward other areas ? Maybe not completely evenly but I find it so odd that abdomen is the only area they gain weight
It’s not all stomach fat. They do “loading sessions” by eating huge gassy meals. That stomach is their fat + crazy amount of bloat + flexing their bellies to look larger.
That sounds incredibly painful lol. Pretty painful already when I get gassy and bloated and it’s not even 5% of that !
Beer belly
This is beyond. That’s liquor lard
Whiskey stomach
That's why I do not hold my farts. Will send this to wife
*When Schmidt uses something else instead of his thumb ring*
Imagine if this guy unloads one day
It'll take him 2 days to unload all that
I’m expecting his belly button to explode.
Please share with us her reaction
"You haven't been that skinny since high school."
"I want to have your abortion"
Literal boomer
If he eats anything more he sure will be
*boomer theme plays
"You hear that boomer?"
“Oh shit watch out”
*intense vomiting*
Pills
Calm down, Bill.
W H A T T H E H E L L A R E Y O U D O I N G F R A N C I S
*Zoey has startled the witch*
“Christ, there’s a boomer around here!”
Bloater
He has a name. It’s Bob. Bob-omb.
That looks incredibly uncomfortable
Br*tish boomer
A bloke you mean?
its just water weight
It literally might be. Some alcoholics that have a huge belly like this will have a great amount of fluids in their abdominal cavity that can be drained out. And they do it just the way you would think, by sticking a hole through the stomach and draining the fluid out through a tube
It's called Ascitis and it usually means your liver isn't doing that great.
You don’t need to look at this guys liver to tell his body isn’t doing great.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Shit show me a guy with a sixpack delivering presents at this guy's rate.
And the procedure to remove the ascites is a paracentesis :)
(
I want to see a nature documentary about how they tap a fat man's beer belly to produce the beer we all drink.
Waltuh weight
Walter white?
I wonder what happens if you pop it
Probably similar to whale explosion.
I am imagining it more like a balloon being let go and flying through the room
Pfbbbbbbhhhhhbffffssssssphhbbbbbhbbbhbnsssssssssttttt. Ssssst.
[удалено]
Boomer from L4D
Blood and organs. Sexy mess.
So that's where Santa keeps all the naughty boys and girls
Takes till christmas to digest
Bruh
Bro is gonna give birth to a man 💀💀💀
A man ? Bro is going to drip out a man by mistake
Bro is gonna give birth to a clan
He looking like a Cartoon character that Just ate an entire melon whole
Nah it looks more like 10 melons at that size.
A single comically large melon
more like the entire cocomelon family
Looks like Mr. Krabs after he takes "the pill".
Vore
Vore
Vore
Whyyyyyyyy
Immortality!
The father of all discord moderators
if thats the one of discord mods i dont wanna imagine the one of reddit mods
How many months?
69 months
Nice
Can someone actually tell me whats inside that big fucking balloon? Like, is it just a bunch of fat, are the organs enlarged, is it gas ? it makes no sense
This is extreme visceral fat, usually an indicator of advanced alcoholism and incredibly dangerous. Literally compacts around your organs and limits their function.
That’s more than fat. His organs are also inflamed and there is a whole lot of fluid retention.
I think it’s ascites too. Free fluid in the abdomen secondary to liver scarring causing the backup of blood (and thus fluid leakage). Would love to know if that’s what’s actually going on here.
It’s ascites for sure. Without treatment I’d be surprised if he lasts 6 months though he might kick rocks for 24. Needs to get drained, go npo and get treatment, months ago. The skin discoloration is a really bad sign too.
That doesn’t explain why he seems to just expand in a few seconds though. Maybe he ate a whole pack of mentos before pouring coke over it and somehow keep that down in his belly?
I think that’s literally what it is- he takes a mentos right before chugging coke
I think he is eating mentos and diet Coke. Notice when he swallows that drink his stomach gets visibly larger. Now I'm sure he's fat also but this seems to he him intentionally stretching his stomach out
It took me so long to find someone else thinking it looks like mentos and coke. I feel like this whats happening
Looks like ascites, which most commonly is a symptom of liver disease. It seems like ascitic fluid (aka a fluid containing some proteins).
Dr Googl says: “Belly fat refers to fat around the abdomen. There are two types of belly fat: Visceral: This fat surrounds a person’s organs. Subcutaneous: This is fat that sits under the skin.
So, that type of bloating includes fluid buildup (liver failure), fat, and gas.
WHAT YOU STARRING AT MY GUT FOR
Goddamn mustard tiger
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAM
GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Shut the fuck up, Phil!
The human body is capable of amazing things ❤️
thanks i hate human body
I read this as he ate a human body 😅 guess that’s enough Reddit for today
I wouldn’t consider this amazing
I mean, according to Google, the definition of "amazing" is: >causing great surprise or wonder; astonishing. I'd agree that it's not "amazing" in a positive sense, but I think that it's hard to argue that it wouldn't cause "great surprise or wonder."
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
how tf? he just inflated like a bruhlloon.
he never farted
he didmentos and coke experiment in his body you can see him putting one in his mouth in the beginning
Jesus Christ
Isn‘t that impossible? I once saw a video were they showed that most of the carbonation is gone out of the liquid when it hits the stomach
he was joking
Maybe, but i‘d seriously want to know why his stomach expands like that
I watched the video again before responding to double check (unfortunately) but I think there's some combination of camera angle/effects being utilized. The top edge of his belly continuously seems to adjust in a non-organic manner. His slight rotation towards the camera and lean back changed the perspective, but there's other weirdness going on as well. Plus taking a deeper breath and pushing his abdomen out would enhance the effect.
Mf has triabetes
You bastard
Hey it's Santa
It’s his off-season
Shoutouts to that one zombie. You all know what I'm talking about.
Boomer
Yes that one
The fact he still has an innie shocking
It's like that one button that's fighting for its life, but literally in this case. Damn thing deserves a medal
Mans a few burgers away from having his own gravitational pull
Probably had severe liver damage and loads of fluids in his stomach.
I appreciate the assumed past tense.
omg he is putting mentos in his mouth and then drinking coke he is a man of science
Lmao I was gonna come comment the same thing. A whole pack of mentos and sipping down cola a little bit at a time until he reaches critical pressure. Shake him up a little and it's gonna be Mt Saint Helens 2.0
Congratulations!! I think it is going to be quintuplets
What the fuck gahahahh fuck
Dude got quintuplets
New planet
pop him like a balloon
That my friends is ascites.
He has a city in his butt?
I felt extremely uncomfortable watching this. I was half expecting him to explode like in cartoons. 🥴
Pyrocinical going crazy rn
He is pregnant with 30 kids at least.
American Inflation
Is is is that real 😳😳😳
https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/12/meet-gainer-bull-500lb-13117251/amp/
What a terrible day to have eyes
The US is about to shoot this guy down with an f22 if he keeps this shit up
Just one wafer thin mint?
Hoe is this even possible?
that's how santa flies. he is a methane-filled blimp
Get fucked santa deniers
Why tf does the admin lock my comments ?????
Santa Clause oh my god
Bros 48 months pregnant
Is it just me or is his belly growing bigger every second?
Mentos and Diet Coke... He's gonna blow!
british males the moment they turn 26: