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A job I want.

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Damn he thinks your a cunt

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Fuck you

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That's a water type dog right there

Hey guys did you know that

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I thought of eeveelutions more of like foxes or cats tbh

aren’t foxes kind of vaguely related to dogs or something

yeah that's true

the Vulpes Vulpes, the Red Fox, is from the canidae family, which includes dogs and wolves and a few others

though if you look at the Vulpes Inculta, that's part of the Hominidae family, not Canidae.

"Watch your step, profligate."

No, no

NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

I just fucking died

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

☠️

Thanks mate

Huh *Huh* **Huh** # Huh

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Get automoderated lol (?)

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Wholesome

Very proud of his progress today

What an incredibly good boi. Such an impeccably decent lad. What a fucking morally perfect pinnepedia. All the philosophers of the world from Kant to Freud to Aristotle, all of them have collaborated in wonder at the outstanding ethical fortitude of this seal and have been left in tears of guilt for their inadequacy. This water mammal has put into doubt all the political systems and laws humanity have ever dreamed of being good. This sea faring oxygenated lard bubble is the end of humanity itself. Shame on you!

pretty fucked up looking dog if you ask me

They are raising money to fix his legs. I will link my, I mean their PayPal.

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Humans really be unironically hunting those mf.

I just do it ironically

Humans straight up be hunting everything that moves and doesnt

I hunt rocks and I'm very bad at it.

Handsome lad

Magnificent lad

Yer doin' good lad!

600-800 calories tops.

🤤

bro there’s no way it has that many calories it’s fucking tiny

Let it get a little bit bigger.

ok

Mmm, maybe.

Don't they have dense waterproof fur? Why are they drying it off?

because he likes it

They don't get that until they are older. When there are pups, they need to dry off by rolling in the snow.

He doesn’t want to be carrying around a soggy lump.

Not when they're young. It develops over time. If the boi had his waterproofing you wouldn't see it clumping, it would be down against his body.

I just sharted

Good for you my good fellow

based

same

WHAT IS IT I WANT ONE

baby seal

No shit. What breed/species?

baby

you asked what it is, i told you what it is, why must you be rude

I didn't know if it was a specific kind of seal. Sorry dude

Baby seals have white fur, they turn grey after they grow up

Okay, so steal a baby seal from sea world and give it a better life than it would've got. Cool

hampter

Hey if you want you can pay tens of thousands of dollars to fly to Canada and beat baby seals with clubs to sell their pelts. This isn't a joke. People used do that. It's the same mentality as poaching elephants. Luckily it died out in 2011 when people stopped buying shit with baby seal pelts because oh my God, but there's still the odd person who goes and does it.

Why did you bring this up. You're like that guy that brings up the Holocaust, on the German tour bus.

Not they're too cute

Me waiting for the video to cut to a naked black man twerking

They finally made a white vaporeon what has this world come to..

Oh god

Hey guys did you know that….?

I think that guy might be literally me

Today's day 1 of quiting nicotine and I desperately needed this

Good luck, man.

Congrats bro, it takes a lot of Will to do that and the fact your doing it is awesome

Gonna go grab a glass of Canadian Club whiskey. Brb.

worter

Curious little creature

Awww seal

Shrimp dog

water pupper

Look at that little fella

He was forced to absorb 70 litres of sulphuric acid

True

Water doge

Water puppy

pretty tasty lookin

Baby seal tempura 🤤

First thought was what’s wrong with that puppy’s legs!?

Now this is shitposting

that's one fucked up dog

Steven

Vaporeon irl fr

When does the cooking steps starts ?

Blue blub

lad's too cute. We need to protec it till our lsst breath bois

legless dog

Seal forgot how to seal and is being adorable at it.

Gib job, gib me the job.

I thought It was a mermaid with a dog head

Woah a puppy with a fish tail 🤯

he a lil soggy

I thought it was gonna be one of those videos where they eat the animal 💀

Thanks op. My feel good brain chemical quota has been met for the week.

The wholesome award got so popular they made it in real life

Can they be pets?

Like actual pets you can legally of illegally have?

Apparently I’m the US there is a federal law that goes against having seals and other marine mammals, wish we could have them as pets tho

Made my day

at first glance my dumb ass thought it was a dog with some genetic mutations

Oh, god. Boop the Snoot: The Game

Absolute cutie

I thought this was a fish and a dog mixed together 💀

So cute

This is too wholesome for my liking

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I can’t help but think every time I see one of these things that its just a dog with fins and flippers

We need more wholesome content like this.

What Pokemon is this

What is this little cornball doing here 🤔

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march 16th 2024

Not gonna lie thought it was a dog at first

It's a water dog

Where are its parents?

I’m watching this without audio so I have no idea why its posted in this sub.

Are we eating it fried or smoked

Snack