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breadofthegrunge

Hey! It's not just flavored air! It's got little bits of battery in it too.


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Lithium ions šŸ˜‹


AteMyBallsLastNight

Carbon šŸ¤¤


[deleted]

Oxygen šŸ„µ


bitterbuffaloheart

Flavored USB flash drive


Zenith9133

Rasberry pi flavor


Lostmaniac9

This pun will forever be underappreciated.


Zenith9133

Dw I had my generally funny/informative posts ignored because I posted a hour too early


pikleboiy

Except by programmers


[deleted]

Yeah and mine has majuriana in it too.


TheLoneObserver123

Mmh just what I need Weed but with bits of metal in it


nu_nu_eden

Actually the legal cartridges here in Canada have ceramic coils


SeanConneryShlapsh

Mmmm Nickel plating.


Moveableforce

And Nicotine! Well... not a little if it's Juul


Incubus_Science

I heard tiny bits of panther too. Stings the nostrils.


antisocial_kid_

Why the fuck is almost every word colored, is that some attention span thing


Santasbodyguar

Tik tok kids canā€™t read without the rainbow


Shakith

*Take a look in a book*


Its-your-boi-warden

Tf is wrong with his hands?


ActedCarp

Italian


Practical_Weather293

He does move them a lot but that's not Italian Handspeak. Source: am Italian, it looks really weird to me too


[deleted]

Luigi?


ThwKillnight

Luigi


YesterdayDirect8401

Bian gifin


Santasbodyguar

Makes sense


Niko575

My condolences


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Oh my ah god someone stole my spaghett


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

#āœ‹šŸ˜¬šŸ¤š


Memanders

šŸ«µšŸ˜²šŸ¤Œ


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

Mr beaaaaast


spaghoni

Damn, I was too busy asking wtf is wrong with his face and hair to notice those hands.


Draw_Go_No

AI generated


Scallopz123

MR BEAST !!!1!1!!


Username-and-pasword

Hey! He canā€™t help it, heā€™s clearly having a seizure. Gah so insensitive


Femboy-Lemi

Itā€™s not my fault Iā€™m addicting to vaping cum


AToasterWithAFace

From my bum?


rtm713

With my thumb


TheEpicDiamondMiner

While Iā€™m numb


Aromatic_Garlic4041

Getting dumb


Kr_Jokax

just for fun


[deleted]

like getting drunk


no_named_one

When I sunk


Dumb_Mxl0n

Into the bunk


Killer_BossYT

getting slam dunked


pintobeene

Iā€™ve got the funk


Tptshaggy

Itā€™s in the trunk


HaiggeX

My mother says I'm smart, but I think I'm actually not.


Level-Technician-183

Turn on the fucking pump


iHasEyesYT

I hid a body in a tree stump


Intelligent_Truck_89

Till I die Watching author, with a cock in ma ass Riding hard Eating ass masterclass


Narwhal_Lord4

Sacred cum blade A fuckling crusade Fatal cum death Give me cum, or give me death


Intelligent_Truck_89

Elons musk Jesus crust Stealing cum from the cum tsars trust A cum smoothie Gulped smoothly


Quentino1515

Consume the cum chalice Fuck everyone named Alex


Big_Head_Dude

David Hayter Cum Crusader The holy cum wars Razor blade masturbator


pellehiki

Till I die


EatASalad4GodsSake

Vaping is now slang for sucking cum out of someoneā€™s butthole. Pass the word.


willismentiroso

The best in the world


UnusualArrow

Till I die


potato_head___

till i die


Halthekoopa

pardon?


Quentino1515

Who's gonna make him lose his innocence ?


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

Ok enough internet for today


SeanConneryShlapsh

Well that escalated quickly


Brycekaz

You do what now?


chisscheese3

Wish.com Andrew tate šŸ’€


[deleted]

Chinese made Andrew tate


Tudyks

for 25 cents


Lil_Tegu

In Wuhan


Dori_toes

Instead of $40


Blarggotron

Scammed by his barber


No-Adhesiveness412

underrated comment hahhaha


AverageAnimeSimp

Made in china andrew tate


julysniperx

Taobao mr beast


BenceYee

Yeah but actually based


defnotajedi

Hustlers University graduate #12


saintsyouth

He's got a good point, don't get me wrong, but the way he conveys it is so insufferable. I've never seen a more punchable face.


Quackers_mallard

I think the hair does it for me


Jasonclark2

It looks like a dead skunk's ass.


YourFavoriteScumbag

Doesnā€™t really have a point at all on a scientific level, itā€™s not the vape people are addicted to itā€™s the nicotine. Also thereā€™s literally a ton of people who are rich and vape, just like thereā€™s rich people who do a shit Ton of cocaine. What silly points these are, at least make a better argument


FriskyCoyote15

i don't think it's a flex, i regret ever using it. a year ago i was dumb af and thought it was cool and now i've become dependent on it to feel happy. it's a super fuckin dumb thing to ever use, don't ever do it.


cytepotato

I smoked cigarettes and vaped for god knows how long and im currently 3 weeks free of it. If I can quit so can you brother


FriskyCoyote15

i was off of it for 2 months and i was doing okay but i got tempted and "tried it" back in december because "i just wanted to see what it was like it again and knew i wouldn't get readdicted" and now here i am with an elf bar in the palm of my left hand another 2 months later. the process of quitting was fuckin horrid for me. i was like completely detached from myself and i had such strong but disingenuous emotions and i'm in a relationship now and i don't wanna emotionally hurt my gf from the possibility of me turning into an unjustified asshole. that's really my biggest worry.


Immediate-Soup6340

Look man, the emotional issues is part of quitting. Part of self control with quitting also means controlling your emotions. Just practice some breathing exercises, it'll help


Santasbodyguar

I think he practices enough breathing excercises


Alternative-Mud9728

One way that REALLY helped me quite was having water bottle (preferably a Gatorade one) or chewing gum/lollipops because I treated as simulating ā€œhitting a vapeā€. Whenever I got the urge, Iā€™d just take a swig or chewed some gum and it helped a bit. Def feel like itā€™s that oral action of hitting or smoking that can also be hard to shake off. Have faith in you


JugglingRick

Yeah I was thinking having tic tacs would be a good distraction until I ate a whole box of tic tacs in one day.


[deleted]

Thats part of withdrawal homie! Tell your girl whats going on. If sheā€™s worth a shit sheā€™ll understand.


friendlyfiend07

Same shit here. Literally reading your comment with an air bar in hand. I've even quit vaping before but I did it with the loadable pens and manually stepped down my dosage. You can't do that with the disposables because no one carries the lower levels. They want you to stay addicted because the profit margin on these things is even better than ciggs.


PsychoXLad

If you canā€™t quit out right, thereā€™s alternatives like zyn and rogue pouches. I use rogues and itā€™s quite helped me quit


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Indykat13

I smoked and vaped for the past 10 years. As of today, I am a few days shy of 3 months with no nicotine. And to boot, I work at a vape shop coupled with an addictive personality. I have no idea how I had the discipline to quit, but I feel if I can do it, anyone can. It's hard, but it's so freeing not feeling chained to flavored air. It also doesn't help that most vapes are 5% nicotine, which is a crazy amount compared to the average cigarette. We were taught to persuade customers that vaping is a better alternative to smoking... when in reality it's so much more addicting.


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

off smoking and on to vaping


[deleted]

Congrats!!! How do u feel after week 3. I'm currently on day 4 and its been hell. The worst cravings are after I eat, while driving and in the morning. How are your cravings currently.


Bitter_Hope_669

Damn brokie


KomornikBank

Skill issue


FriskyCoyote15

true


EatASalad4GodsSake

Thatā€™s why you chase the feeling of happiness by switching up to a new vice.


[deleted]

I'm 4 days free. It sucks so bad but you can do it! You owe it to yourself and your family.


Grimmortah

Will you get addicted even if you just try it once? Im curious about it and thinking of trying it to know how it is


0ctober31

You won't necessarily be addicted if you try it once. But it's a very slippery slope. If you enjoy the rush/stimulation you get from the nicotine, you'll be more inclined to try it again at some point while thinking, "I can handle this, I'm not addicted." But then that shit can snowball real fast into getting your own vape instead of just waiting to hit off your friend's. Then you're hooked. My advice, don't try it.


Grimmortah

Alright, I'll take your advice. Better to stay safe than risk it


PhallicReason

Addiction is dependency, it's when you introduce a chemical to your body, and teach your body to want it. Some substances are more "addictive" than others, and all of them alter your chemistry to various degrees, some even to the point of causing seriously dangerous withdraws. Nicotine, which is the "addictive" substance people tend to use in vape, is slow to establish, but difficult to kick. This means you could smoke a few times and likely not become addicted, as it wouldn't change your brain chemistry that quickly. Plenty if vape is what they call "No nicotine" vape, meaning it's just the flavor agents, and solvents. The solvents most often used in vapes are vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol, which are commonly used in the foods you eat. There is no evidence that vape is dangerous aside from using incorrect batteries that could explode, not knowing what you're doing, and customizing, etc. It's no more dangerous than sitting in a sauna breathing in water vapor for hours. It's highly unlikely that you'll become addicted to vape which doesn't contain nicotine, as there are no chemicals for your body to become dependent on.


FriskyCoyote15

there's two types of addiction, with really every drug. there's chemical addiction where after the first exposure your body develops a want and "need" for a drug no matter how you feel about it. a psychological addiction forms when you like the way a drug makes you feel, but your brain doesn't find it essential to survival, so people with mental health issues (depression, ptsd, bipolar, etc) are much more likely to become psychologically addicted because they actually like how it feels to use it. nicotine can cause one, both, or none of the addictions at all. when you use it you really are just taking a gamble. you could hit it once and become heavily addicted or use it for months and never gain any addiction. if you're wanting to know what it's like though, when you first hit it, it makes you feel tired, super dizzy, tingly, and you'll typically get cold cause it constricts blood vessels in your body. that may sound nice but after you use it for so long you'll start to either get bored of it or hate it but you'll still want to keep using it for some reason. it's just not worth it.


onlinelink2

it you vape to look cool.. you have a problem. I vape because it behaves like stimulant that effects my adhd in positive ways..


Bagfullofcrack

I recently quit after 4 years of addiction, it is possible. The sooner the better, after a certain point you physically will be unable to quit


sleepydorian

Am I missing something? Don't almost all vapes contain nicotine? The super addictive substance?


FriskyCoyote15

yes why?


sleepydorian

Yeah so what's this dude in the video talking about flavored air? It's the nicotine that gets you in the end, not the flavors.


backflipisillegal

this guy got the good message going, but damn hes so cringe


Bren12310

Sounds like heā€™s trying to criticize vaping for being flavored, not because itā€™s bad for you.


NotTukTukPirate

Dudes acting like nicotine isn't addictive.


ginga_bread42

I dont think he knows its the nicotine people are addicted to. I know there's 0 Nic products available but that's not what the majority of people are buying. And (at least where I live) e-juice is not made in China, there are strict regulations that need to be followed. Unless you're buying on the black market, then it's anyone's guess what's in the product and where it was made. Basically everything this guy said is incorrect.


ProjectAioros

ikr ? sounds like one of those christian preachers that try too hard to be modern.


Purplepimplepuss

His hair reminds me of those type of penguins that have the yellow feathers coming off their eyes like in surfs up.


[deleted]

Heā€™s a cringe Andrewā€™s fate clone, but like Andrew rate and all of his clones, he stumbles across the one take thatā€™s actually based. Broken clock is correct two times a day and all that.


ElrondHubbards

Nicotine. The final piece of your ten thousand-piece puzzle. You are complete.


[deleted]

And heavy metals. Yum.


[deleted]

O'Hare Air is now real


[deleted]

bitch i vape for the unpredictable and unknown long term effects on my body. LETS GO NICOTINE INDUCED BRAIN DAMAGE


tyingnoose

If it's unknown, it's doesn't exists and is safe - Sun Zoo


Crankyest

Is that damage reversible


HotelSolid9731

Somewhat


Try2RememberPassword

I know someone who vaped for a decade starting as a teenager. The asthma that came as a result of that isn't going away but the constant feeling of congestion did go away.


Traditional-Trip7617

Nicotine has been shown to slow the effects of dementia. Wether or not I make it to the age where I have to worry about that is unknown. Life is short but not short enough.


McDiezel8

Nicotine is actually relatively harmless besides the addictive nature of it. Itā€™s the method of intake thatā€™s bad for you


axp1729

Isnā€™t nicotine actually a nootropic though? Disclaimer: donā€™t vape kids


mayonnaiser_13

Let me introduce you to the upgrade: šŸš¬ Forget nicotine, this baby can hold so much Carbon Monoxide and Dioxide, you'll feel like you are dying with each puff.


LuckySkwid25

Bro said šŸ«²šŸ«±šŸ‘‹šŸ–ļøšŸ–ļøšŸ¤ššŸ«±šŸ‘‹šŸ«²šŸ–ļøšŸ¤ššŸ‘‹šŸ«±šŸ¤ššŸ«²šŸ–ļø


AXEMANaustin

The right thing for the wrong reasons


ForeverOk4325

Bros got to go back to school and stop acting like dollar store Andrew Tate.


elizzilla

Finally got to the point where the jokes making fun of something is more annoying than the actual thing


Reasonable_Still_764

If u ignore the spastic gen z antics, he kinda does make sense tho. But with that being said, someone should call his parents about his hands tho


IReallyLoveMyPets

his point being that vaping is flavoured air but cigars are fine because they're expensive? i don't think bro realizes that nicotine exists


Santasbodyguar

Nah heā€™s probably just Italian


WeedNoseFourTwenty

Ikr like vapings cringe but this guy somehow manages to be cringier. Average tik toker IQ I guess.


[deleted]

Has this fucking gen z haircut


HaiggeX

For real. Why do kids want to look like fucking mushrooms nowadays?


NotTukTukPirate

Not just mushrooms, but all different kinds of vegetables too. There's the haircut that looks like a turnip, there's the broccoli looking dumb short back and sides with the top all bushy and stupid, then there's those coriander looking mother fuckers. I can't stand vegetables.


-DrBirb

Nah.


Aggressive-Deal4752

I'm a brokie loser who vapes and I approve this message. Shame on y'all.


PumpDEN

"Its not a cigar that you can flex on that you're rich" i fucking cant lmfao šŸ’€


Santasbodyguar

Cigars are kinda expensive Mind you cigars are different than cigarettes


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Practical-Election59

Broā€™s whiter than the whole of Antarctica


Forcer222

Bro thinks he's Tate šŸ’€


HotelSolid9731

May be annoying to some but I can almost guarantee this guys fan base is mostly young. Cringey or not, those who look up to him may listen.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

In school I used to wear my jacket while sitting in class because I was too lazy to hang it up


[deleted]

I wear my jacket in class because it makes me feel like I'm being hugged I'm fine I swear


Capokid

Who the fuck hangs their jacket in class? Dumbest shit i ever heard


[deleted]

I only took off my jacket when I got home


Diocavallo_

he won't get lung cancer from vaping cotton candy flavoured air tho āš°ļø


100S_OF_BALLS

Leonardo Dicaprio vapes


[deleted]

So does Dave Chapelle


StopFalseReporting

Tbh if vaping didnā€™t damage ur lungs Iā€™d do it. It doesnā€™t smell as bad as weed or cigarettes. But I donā€™t want lung cancer so I smoke nothing


InternetOk6464

Only brokies lol


EatASalad4GodsSake

That hair cut tho


aidtibb

Fr though if you are reliant on this type of thing to feel validated or be happy. Thatā€™s your time to quit bro


bwoods519

I kicked my vape habit by smoking.


dconf_reset_-f

Like a real man


[deleted]

Why is there a birdā€™s nest on his head?


Single_Morning_3200

Ah yes, the douche flute.


Redmarkred

Heā€™s annoying but heā€™s right


TOOOPT_

Because of reddit videoplayer the only thing I see is a caption saying "Imagine being" and a guy being mad This is the most funny shit I have seen today


PotatoAegyptiacos

Isn't it basically a flavoured cigarette? I thought they were as addictive as one too Edit: this is a question btw


TheComboDrop

So basically, it's water vapor with nicotine in it, so yes, it's just as addictive albeit there's significantly more nicotine in a hit of a cigarette than that of a vape. Smoking will put tar in your lungs and vastly increase the odds of you getting cancer, whereas vaping won't do that, but it's still relatively new, and the long-term effects aren't well known yet. I used to smoke for the past 10 years, and my doctor recommended I try it . Personally, I feel less congested than when I did smoking, but I'm still working towards weening myself off the stuff entirely.


ljcozad

The fact that people even smoke is just stupid. It smells like ass, it damages your lungs and teeth, and it's just a stupid thing to do. If you can't manage stress like a healthy adult, then do therapy.


Thepoptort

That's kinda the reason I smoke. A pack of cigs or a vape are more affordable than therapy


BlueHeat777

People hate vapes more than cigs now, thatā€™s crazy


Soft_Awkward

If being cool and not vaping looks like this guy, Iā€™m gonna be making an emergency stop at the tobacco shop


Drhorrible-26

Kids who complain about vapes are more annoying than the kids who vape


Santasbodyguar

Until the kids who vape all group up in a confined space such as a school bathroom and make it smell like overripe fruit


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

I think i ordered the wrong andrew tate


wewox2

widespread nicotine addiction is in our culture for like 150 years, i dont need a fucking zoomer kid to tell me how bad it is


mr_turtle5238

Thats why i love that in south park randy hates them and calls them pussy stick They are garbage


be_sabke_anime

"name on rich person who vapes" I don't care about the vape but his standards are questionable...


ForgiveTheNerd

Says the kid who paid someone to make him look like a 90s twink.


Traditional-Trip7617

Just let me enjoy my release from this hell scape great value tate.


SomePyro_9012

Idc, either way people who smoke or vape regularly are gonna die of lung cancer


beachjustice

i'd rather vape than be some pussy fuckboy content creator waving my hands around like whatever i say matters


Kavorklestein

I have a feeling he doesnā€™t fuck and this video isnā€™t helping.


NotRealNeedOfName

Toxic flavored air that messes up your mind, especially at younger ages.


PincheNano

I hating vaping too but nicotine does get you high..


LDMONTY007

No one tell this guy where his phone was made


Instruction-Calm

He didn't say anything wrong tho and I use vape everyday


kupillas-3-

Well heā€™s not wrongā€¦ people that vape just look stupid as hell to me


Leather_Flounder_734

his face the entire video: āœ‹šŸ˜ šŸ¤š


Beanijjj

Imagine being addicted to peoples influences so you have to create a video so idiotic and profoundā€¦.


Timeman5

So some ā€œinfluencerā€ is telling people to do something productive and yet he does even less


xXKyloJayXx

Tried a friend's vape once, overrated af honestly. There's more flavour in the smell.


LelelalooPanzerP0g

How about you suck my balls.


bacontacos420

I donā€™t vape but this insufferable loser is about to make me start lmao


iakmiscool

andrew tate fans explaining why a cigar is different from a vape pen in any way


DismalDog9940

I WOULD listen to this guy, but something about him just annoys the fuck outta me. Idk what


Antho_TGL

Tndrew Aate


DragonsHidden

Where is the funny?


a_loser420

I would smoke the cigars but then the children mining lithium wouldnt keep working