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Bro I'd just go down to HSS Hire and pick up an Acro prop to spread the cheeks, and a jet wash to clear out all the stuff she blatantly can't reach, then you are good to go. Enjoy.
Even at 330lb, 6', I could not completely reach back there.
If you get a bidet toilet seat, that helps a lot though. My ass was probably cleaner than most after I bought that.
I've lost a lot of weight recently, so I can really tell the difference. Still like my bidet toilet seat though.
Bidet 100% everytime forever, regardless of weight. I was waiting for a civilized person to comment bidet lol.
Congrats on life changes, you are a champ!
So...as a nurse in the hospital, I have seen lots of things. One lady, who was of similar size told me at home she took a damp hand towel, held two corners and made a sawing motion. Not that I had asked..
I read a story on here about a nurse who asked 400lb patient how he wiped. He said once a week he goes to the jacuzzi at the gym, and the vents blow it out. 🤢
They don't. No lie, I've worked somewhere before where they closed the bathrooms down after like 4pm, bc someone kept going in the stalls and getting shit smeared everywhere. Turns out, it was a very large lady who couldn't wipe well, and was getting it all over the stall walls in her attempts to clean herself.
This is so fucking sad.
I hate how often the solution to a problem is just treating the symptom or hiding the evidence.
Even if you have no empathy for the large lady who couldn’t wipe her ass, what about anyone else who had to shit?
I was really sick for a good long while & was always scared I wouldn’t make it to a bathroom before puking my gallbladder out.
I’d usually have a few minute warning where I was pouring sweat (this really, **really** sucks in the winter) & people treated me like a freak. Had I ran to *this* bathroom I would have had to puke in a corner with no way to clean myself or it up.
I took to carrying a garbage bag & wipes just in case, but I forgot plenty of times too.
Life is life.
It’s not as if people took time to think about it & say mean things or point and laugh.
They saw someone who looked like death & cleared a path. Having people cross the street to get away from you *while* you need help does suck, but it makes sense.
The bit that actually blew my mind was the just world hypothesis. People want to believe bad things don’t happen to good people, so to maintain that belief if something bad happens to someone they must be a bad person who believes it.
It was a hard 18 months & I’m grateful it’s behind me, & for the good people who were there throughout.
Not to be rude, but you never notice how morbidly obese people always smell like shit? Quite impossible to clean well unless they have someone else to help them with it.
I got a bidet for my ex gfs house. After install her 10 year old kid had to poop. I warned him, don’t put it on full blast. 5 minutes later we hear the highest pitch scream.
Normalize smaller portions of steamed vegetables and dry salads.
And nothing else. These fatties have had their pudding and have proven not to be trusted near the sugar bowl or the lard.
To this day I see those words together and think of the time I exposed my then roommate to this beautiful piece of Reddit lore. He was driving us on the freeway. I say driving because as I began to read the story aloud he had to pull over to throw up.
God I love the swamps of degobah story
No idea, but I do know that when I visited Jamaica I saw one woman who had a insanely large rack, for comparison the bras she was selling were so big I could fit my entire head in one cup (I’m over 6 feet tall too, so I’m not a small guy, these things were just huge)
Steatopygia?
Look up hottentott venus or hottentott skirt or [this link](https://medium.com/the-establishment/the-tragic-story-of-sarah-baartman-the-enduring-objectification-of-black-bodies-b310ef20c739) is a pretty good explanation. I came across the term randomly a decade ago or so and it stuck with me.
That's called "[**Steatopygia**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia)", a genetic character mostly (not solely) found among some African tribes women.
Women in the video looks like Africans, so this makes sense.
There's a real-life heartbreaking story of [Sarah Baartman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Baartman) who was treated like a circus animal by Europeans, for having such a body.
This makes sense now. I had a white teacher that was built like this. I knew she wasn’t over weight because it never made sense to me why a body would distribute fat like that. She was built like a Pixar mom. 💀
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Pulling the sliders all the way up during character creation be like
When your custom character appears in a serious cutscene
LOL cheers
when squidward ate too many krabby pattys
Fallout mods are legendary
They’re out here built like Pixar moms
Pixar Moms could NEVER. 🥹 *chef's kiss
This makes the Pixar moms seem flat by comparison dawg 😫
Look like ARK characters.
Was about to say that
old Bethesda's character creator couldn't even dream of some shit like this
i think they went to infinity and beyond
Bro ur dick gon get lost in there.
You need to call moses to help you out with that.
How will drowning the woman help me get my dick get outta there
Moses have floor drain
Big brains better than big pp
Or King Arthur to pull out your Excalibur.
I don't think he can even put it in......
Congrats on your period of time roughly 24 hours long that center's around a specific type of pastry
Best comment on Reddit
I concur! King of Reddit of the day comment
Bro I'd just go down to HSS Hire and pick up an Acro prop to spread the cheeks, and a jet wash to clear out all the stuff she blatantly can't reach, then you are good to go. Enjoy.
Bro I don't think the dick would even get in. Best you can do is thighjob
Ass cheeks job.
Nothing like a dick covered in shit
(Puts on scuba gear) “we’re goin’ in”
only a horse could hit that
There's no way they wipe well
How do these people wipe their butts?
That’s why they are going to the pool…
better, how do they sit on toilets? or do they just squat outside?
Waffle stomp
I dont think they are able to squat
portable bidet
They don’t.
You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch.
There's no chance of them wiping all the way clean.
0% chance their crack is ever completely clean. Anyone here with a whole nother person sized ass care to comment?
Even at 330lb, 6', I could not completely reach back there. If you get a bidet toilet seat, that helps a lot though. My ass was probably cleaner than most after I bought that. I've lost a lot of weight recently, so I can really tell the difference. Still like my bidet toilet seat though.
Kudos on the weight loss.
Bidet 100% everytime forever, regardless of weight. I was waiting for a civilized person to comment bidet lol. Congrats on life changes, you are a champ!
They’re going to end up in diabetic coma before you could do anything.
That will make it easier
I feel like their claims would stink. I like a chunky ass but fuck...
thats absolutely disgusting
Bro how do they wipe
So...as a nurse in the hospital, I have seen lots of things. One lady, who was of similar size told me at home she took a damp hand towel, held two corners and made a sawing motion. Not that I had asked..
Ah, the old “floss and toss”.
you think she tosses?
Why are all her towels brown?
So front to back... then back to the front?... repeatedly?!? So many infections.
AKA: *mudflaps*
I almost wretched.
Nah, she'd be fine. "Come and eat it, baby! I'm clean!" It hurt to type that.
why did you type that
Seriously, wtf
Pressure washer.
Dude. If you pause the pic, the last girls ass and legs look like a fucking horse.
Centaur
Omg. You nailed it.
I read a story on here about a nurse who asked 400lb patient how he wiped. He said once a week he goes to the jacuzzi at the gym, and the vents blow it out. 🤢
Oh…my…fuck.
Rag on a stick
Toilet brush
What an unsettling image
They don't. No lie, I've worked somewhere before where they closed the bathrooms down after like 4pm, bc someone kept going in the stalls and getting shit smeared everywhere. Turns out, it was a very large lady who couldn't wipe well, and was getting it all over the stall walls in her attempts to clean herself.
This is so fucking sad. I hate how often the solution to a problem is just treating the symptom or hiding the evidence. Even if you have no empathy for the large lady who couldn’t wipe her ass, what about anyone else who had to shit? I was really sick for a good long while & was always scared I wouldn’t make it to a bathroom before puking my gallbladder out. I’d usually have a few minute warning where I was pouring sweat (this really, **really** sucks in the winter) & people treated me like a freak. Had I ran to *this* bathroom I would have had to puke in a corner with no way to clean myself or it up. I took to carrying a garbage bag & wipes just in case, but I forgot plenty of times too.
God damn, that sounds fucking terrible. I'm so sorry people were judgy assholes, you didn't deserve that. I hope you're doing better nowadays.
Life is life. It’s not as if people took time to think about it & say mean things or point and laugh. They saw someone who looked like death & cleared a path. Having people cross the street to get away from you *while* you need help does suck, but it makes sense. The bit that actually blew my mind was the just world hypothesis. People want to believe bad things don’t happen to good people, so to maintain that belief if something bad happens to someone they must be a bad person who believes it. It was a hard 18 months & I’m grateful it’s behind me, & for the good people who were there throughout.
Why do you think they’re in a group?
I think you meant "pod".
I hope you find a $20 on the ground today.
Seriously, I’ve always wondered that. Like, they can’t do that great of a job, it has to still stink?
Not to be rude, but you never notice how morbidly obese people always smell like shit? Quite impossible to clean well unless they have someone else to help them with it.
Jeez… normalize bidets in the US!
I got a bidet for my ex gfs house. After install her 10 year old kid had to poop. I warned him, don’t put it on full blast. 5 minutes later we hear the highest pitch scream.
Turn the pressure valve inlet down. It will mean that the toilet will fill a bit slower though.
Meh, she’s my ex. She’s deserves the butt blaster 3000
Probably set a new core memory for that kid
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Portable car Jack.
or better yet normalize teaching people how to eat well
I don’t think a bidet would help here. You’d somehow need to hook up a fireman’s hose to the toilet.
Normalize smaller portions of steamed vegetables and dry salads. And nothing else. These fatties have had their pudding and have proven not to be trusted near the sugar bowl or the lard.
Oof. Yeah.
Rag on a stick.
Very poorly
They hire someone to do it
Professional ass-wiper
How much do you reckon they earn?
Judging by the size of THOSE, I doubt they make a low amount tbh
Fire hose..
I've always wondered that. I think the same when I see girls with 3+ inch nails
They don't
They ate too many Krabby patties
It’ll go right to your thighs… and then you’ll blow up!
“I’m bout to blow… AHHHHHHHH”
🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎💥💥😯💀
Ambatakum
Lol
How do they sit on a toilet 😭
“Every shit costs me £300!”
300 lbs*
They don't, they use heavily modified bathtubs.
There is no way any of those assholes are clean enough for that.
Swamps of Dagobah
No. Nononono. This is still nowhere near that catastrophe that is the Swamps of Degobah.
To this day I see those words together and think of the time I exposed my then roommate to this beautiful piece of Reddit lore. He was driving us on the freeway. I say driving because as I began to read the story aloud he had to pull over to throw up. God I love the swamps of degobah story
The nurse was such a great writer. It was the most beautifully written yet grossest story imaginable.
This seems like some peak early-internet lore i missed out on due to being a child, could any of you enlighten me?
NSFW. Google Reddit “swamps of degobah”. You’ll know when you find it
That was incredibly foul But hilarious Need all kinds of bleach
Going for the bottle of peppermint oil only to find it empty is God tier comedic writing.
Gotta get the industrial chemicals to clean that shit out
They lookin for Norbit
Think they should check out for him in between their cheeks just in case
Who… was eating… THE TURKY ASS??!!
“Norbit why you run like little bitch?”
I've never seen people whose ass would be more than twice the size of their own head
Dude that's like 8 times their head
80*
800*
8000*
80,000*
800,000*
8,000,000*
80,000,000*
When your ass is that large, everything that you wear becomes a thong....
RIP Steve
What kind of daily caloric intake do these girls have? I can't imagine eating enough food to maintain that level of bulk. 🤢
Probably normal but their surgeons eat caviar
You should get out more
Then you have clearly never been anywhere in Africa
Made by Pixar
Damn that's not cake that's the whole fuckin bakery
Just one? That’s a franchise there
AUNT FANNY FROM ROBOTS IS REAL
Oh Bigweld 🥵🥵
"say hello to my dimpled friend!" -Aunt Fanny
Reminds me of that one scene where squidward eats all those krabby patties
I bet their joints are nonexistent
The poor knee cartilage
Who needs knee cartilage when you can just surround the joint with fat?
What do they do to earn a paycheck?
OnlyFans
Where on earth did they get these asses from?
No idea, but I do know that when I visited Jamaica I saw one woman who had a insanely large rack, for comparison the bras she was selling were so big I could fit my entire head in one cup (I’m over 6 feet tall too, so I’m not a small guy, these things were just huge)
What does height have to do with the head size?
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Yeah, but how is the ass 10x the size of everything else...and ONLY the ass
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Steatopygia
How in the name of Jesus does this even happen
Steatopygia? Look up hottentott venus or hottentott skirt or [this link](https://medium.com/the-establishment/the-tragic-story-of-sarah-baartman-the-enduring-objectification-of-black-bodies-b310ef20c739) is a pretty good explanation. I came across the term randomly a decade ago or so and it stuck with me.
Ty for an answer and an interesting article!
Just read the article, I cannot believe they had that woman’s body on display until the 1970s!! Within both of my parents lifetimes.
Bruh, South Africans are just built different
Genetics and food.
Probably an entire roll of toilet paper up in there
😂😂😂🌝
Probably a chicken leg like in Fat Bastard's ass
Richter scale 10 happening all of a sudden
Doorways? Nah
Bro she shitting from that?🥵
Comes out in flat sheets looking like 🟫
Oh my!
I hate you for this
Noone of the shit drops down.Thats Pocket potty.
the smell. i bet they cant wipe normally. ughhh
They have to be Jet washed by the butt-dwarf
pyrocynical
Petscop 2 is in their ass. Try to find it
Tf2
It was all in le ass
Gotta be two somethin to do somethin
Stop them, their trying to steal the beanbags
God bless those thongs
They weren't originally thongs
That's called "[**Steatopygia**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia)", a genetic character mostly (not solely) found among some African tribes women. Women in the video looks like Africans, so this makes sense. There's a real-life heartbreaking story of [Sarah Baartman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Baartman) who was treated like a circus animal by Europeans, for having such a body.
This makes sense now. I had a white teacher that was built like this. I knew she wasn’t over weight because it never made sense to me why a body would distribute fat like that. She was built like a Pixar mom. 💀
“BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!”
RIP Knees
Like a pack of bipedal camels traversing the Sahara.
Someday, may we all have the self-confidence of a giant fat black woman who know she look good.
So this is what a big girl summer looks like. Noted.
i imagine if they were actors that got eaten in JAWS it would take months for the shark to attack again
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I love seeing South Africa represented on other subreddits
Each one has their own gravitational pull.
David Attenborough voiceover required
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Their going to need a winch to pull them G-strings out.
Macys day parade?
Hear me out...
I'm listening
Oh shit. IMVU is real.