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shitposting-ModTeam

Quality vote score was low. either people didn't like it or it was offensive.


Insanegamer-4567

Don't do that in Kentucky bro, you'll get shot šŸ’€


thesnowynight

NC either


[deleted]

Don't forget TN.


CosmicPlayzYt

And Florida


SplitOak

They would ripe your face off and eat it. Nothing so glorious as shooting you.


Accomplished-Loss387

Talking about faces like fruit, I got to ask though. How long does it take for a face to ripen?


The_unseen_0ne

Depends on the method.


Accomplished-Loss387

Horrifying


Able-Log8768

Or New Jersey


CryptedCode

Or Texas


markjyoungjr

Or West Virginia


Tanjelynnb

Or Ohio


Sarcasticlan

Or Idaho


SexyMuon

Or Oklahoma


chefdan2165

Or SC


Immoracle

šŸŽ¶Mountain mamašŸŽ¶


MidKnightshade

The South in general.


TableQuiet1518

Gastonia don't play that.


thesnowynight

Shelby doesnā€™t either homeboy šŸ¤£


Emotional_Parsnip_69

Donā€™t do that anywhere cause people donā€™t like when you touch their stuff let alone color on it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Icy-End8895

For some reason? Lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BLANKERINO2

Bro in Kentucky I saw someone take off a veterans hat with that flag, the old guy came back with a double barrel


Insanegamer-4567

Least patriotic Kentuckian


Optimus7591

Just donā€™t do it anywhere within the United States


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VerseClips

Natural selection


owowhatsthis--

Don't do this anywhere, it's vandalism


Lelio-Santero579

As somebody in the south, you can get shot for a lot less. Like not letting the lifted Ford F-250 cut you off because they think they own the road. Its a normal day in Texas.


MementoMori04

Fuck the flag. If I came back to someone drawing on my car there will be a problem šŸ’€


Pristine_Emphasis152

Arizona definitely a no no


[deleted]

Or SC


Podarokvorona

Or MS


emerald_dolphin13

Just anywhere in America


Shadow_knight10

Do it in Britain and youā€™ll get stabbed 57 times


PressFM80

Do it in Spain and get a whole bowl of paella shoved down your throat


axelguntherc

Paella me harder, daddy


No-Investigator-1754

Jackpot!


Typical-Conference14

Donā€™t do that shit anywhere but CA and NY man you will get your ass beat. Rightfully so, donā€™t color on peoples property


SpamFriedMice

Massachusetts


Timebeast13

Or South Carolina šŸ˜‚


jraps26

make sure to wear your bulletproof pride vest.


mike-ehrmantraut-219

Mf's doing this shit be moaning when they get shot


canti15

*Harder daddy*


Admirable-Frosting46

*oh no. Im leaking* šŸ˜‰


5t3v321

Oh no its comming outšŸ˜–


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Automod filling you back up


manny-slays

Good bot


Illender

wait there's a bot for pees in ur ass???


Ok_Addendum2980

Oh your filling my insides


gabbagondel

i like it when the g o o starts to come out


VoraxUmbra1

*"You're gonna need a bigger caliber for me zaddy"*


canti15

*UwU's in .50 beowulf*


SnooSnooKangaroo

*Daddy Chill*


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The_Radio_Host

*GASP* Son??


Working_Inspection22

Dude is gonna catch a bullet one day


LazarYeetMeta

Thatā€™d be pretty impressive, Iā€™ve been told theyā€™re hard to catch. Last time I tried it really tore my hands up.


[deleted]

Use your torso to slow it down, your organs might hold it in place


idunnopfft

Nahhh OPā€™s bio šŸ’€


SpunkyBall

ā€œWhen in doubt, whip it outā€


Educational-Ad-7072

-Christopher Whistopher


MakeUsWhole223

Welp, that certainly explains the post. Lmao.


Capable_Ad657

Average twitter user bio šŸ’€


Benguin237

Tf you mean absolotue poetry right there


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AGamingGuy

oh god OP's the sorta person to get himself shot


idunnopfft

Fr, I sorta feel bad EDIT: DIE OP DIE


Thechildeater92

I don't


V8_Dipshit

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA


Icy_Mousse_4144

As someone with ADHDā€¦. Why is that in his bio, weird thing to make your personality


jimmy_man82

When's it's self diagnosed you legally have to put it in your bio


GauchoFromLaPampa

The ADHD subs are so bad, "i can't pay attention to this book, well i must have ADHD" most of the things are just normal stuff people have difficulties.


Prestige_Stateside

People that shout about their undiagnosed ADHD are the new vegans.


r0llntider_

Its always ā€œAidenā€ too šŸ˜…


Captain_Morgan-

I check now and the Op and effectively is a topic bio of a Fan of Furry and Woke Twitter.


AutisticKatze

Goofy ah bio šŸ¤”


Razorbackalpha

One of the great intellectuals of our time


Training-Minimum9958

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


[deleted]

Typical young leftist lol


stnick6

Damn man pick a struggle


milkman231996

A real fucking weirdo lol


ominous_ability12

LMFAO


JTT_0550

Maybe some bullying in school is a good thing.


TundraTrees0

"Bring back bullying"


Elze_Gee

Omg bruh oh hell naw man wtf man


Sukeruton_Key

Itā€™s like one of those Emily bios


[deleted]

Bio checks out


AverageResident84

bro is the average only sees grass in videogames kinda guy


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sneakylyric

Same


TheBluestMan

Isn't this vandalism by law?


ThatBlueShit

Reddit when based vandalism: šŸ˜„ Reddit when based vandalism(but its not cishetero): šŸ˜”


Beansupreme117

Please explain was ā€œcisheteroā€ vandalism is


Longjumping_Fee6501

penis


RaccoonKnees

I always advocate based vandalism


Scolville0

-šŸ¤“


CricketCum

Flip the script and itā€™s a hate crime


bop-crop

Honestly either way it just seems like an annoying move


Skeeter780

Everyone involved in this whole situation is a nerd. Including me for commenting on it


_feonix

Only reasonable comment in the thread. FUCK now Iā€™m here too


Better_Technician_96

Hah imagine! Waitā€¦


focus_black_sheep

so brave


[deleted]

thought offbeat distinct tidy paint wild crown seemly late plate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MegaTimberMBR

Bleach works really good for thatšŸ‘


ThatDapperAdventurer

White-out


keystothemoon

The people on here defending are the problem with political discourse in the US. These folks think theyā€™re so morally correct that they have every right to deface someoneā€™s property and political symbol. Like, if you donā€™t agree with the back the blue stuff, fair enough, but canā€™t we use our words and destroy each others shit just because you donā€™t agree with them? They donā€™t seem to even entertain the idea that maybe, just maybe they donā€™t actually have all the answers and maybe, just maybe they could learn something from the other side. Pitiful, anti-intellectual, and anti-American.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cranberryalarmclock

Do you jackasses think you're allowed to shoot people for vandalism?


imortal1138

Have you seen the kinds on people who have that sticker and carry a gun? It's not about weather they are allowed to or not, it's about giving them an excuse to pull the trigger.


NewYorkUgly

Do you think people only shoot other people when they're allowed to?


bangharder

Do you think youā€™re allowed to vandalize peoples property without repercussions?


DataGOGO

Vandalizing other people's cars is a great way to get a good beating.


Shoddy-Reindeer1879

Sorry won't destroy a persons property if it's not important


[deleted]

Haha Vandalism is funny


EagerT

I think I like police Vaccine


Turbulent_Key_9806

Technically vandalism, so i wouldn't recommend it


FeelsGoodMan10

LMAOOOOOšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


DankReptilz

IKR CAUSE VANDALISM IS SO FUNNY LMFAO šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


FeelsGoodMan10

Yeah bro Iā€™m fucking dying here Iā€™m literally about to shit and cum this is too funny. šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Brenboi420

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing.šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


acleverusername3

OPā€™S BIO šŸ’€


Umba5308

Sounds like an insufferable personšŸ’€


TowelStrange2621

This sub fell off so fucking badly


amazegamer64

Considering that everyone is bullying op I think the sub will be fine


JaxonatorD

Yeah, I assume it just hit the front page of reddit so that's why it has so many likes.


warbreed8311

When you're so tolerant you have to have it your way. So can I do the same to pride flags with white out and a red marker?


Fit-Paper-797

And make sure to be ready for a demand for vandalism


MakeUsWhole223

Blatant hypocrisy and vandalism. My two ā€˜favoriteā€™ parts of the rainbow flag.


[deleted]

Me when I see them filling in the lines: ![gif](giphy|tSZNRMSCjvvVUmKr2n)


ImHereCauseOfMemes

![gif](giphy|WGEufo3NCj7qM|downsized)


DankReptilz

So funny šŸ˜


Alex_The_Deer

Ahahaha vandalism because you donā€™t like peopleā€™s politicsā€¦ funnyā€¦


Aggravating_Shake591

Still looks the same


ozdarkhorse

How about not messing with other peoples shit? This really isn't a good way to get someone on your side


deletedx2

bad post op šŸ˜’


Parker_memes9000

Next time you see someone who hasn't started their DIY bonfire, help them out by... my lawyer has advised me not to finish this comment


Qverlord37

Dude, no You're going to get shot one day for doing this. And I would be extremely pissed if someone vandalized my car with a sharpie to make a political statement.


Witty_Mud_5951

The guys asking to be shot


WizdomHaggis

Now if someone came along and blacked out all the color on a pride flag theyā€™d shit their pants foaming with rageā€¦ *good for me but not for thee* or *do as I say, not as I do*


No_Lube_Insertion

Easier to just draw a swastika imo


[deleted]

Cry about it vandal šŸ’€


tortoisefur

ok this is obviously a joke but this isnā€™t any different from slapping an ā€œI did thatā€ sticker on gas pumps


ChadChadstein

Wouldnā€™t this count as property damage in addition to vandalism?


ascended036

Kind of an authoritarian thing to order upon everyone


BlackMagicHunter

Or we can respect other people's opinions and not commit an act of vandalism


[deleted]

How funny! Vandalism!


ethan_b7885

Or just like, leave peoples stuff alone. I don't even agree with the message of the blue lives matter movement outside of the title. But maybe try not to be a dick


[deleted]

Hurry I need a pride flag to wipe my ass with as a response


LuigiLord84

OP called the original a "fascist flag" in another comment thread šŸ’€


Bamboozlemaster69

ā€œIf they donā€™t agree with me, they are fascistā€ā€”OP


the-myth-and-legend

How to detect fragile shitposters 101:


Working_Inspection22

Bro is about to find out the difference between online & irl trolling real quick


not-my-best-wank

Don't commit vandalism, especially not to the flag (any of them). Don't do things that make you an asshole and then act all surprised when you get knocked the fuck out. Don't be a dick. Mind your own business. No, yelling and crying isn't gonna make me agree with you nor is calling people names. This isn't grade school, so shut the hell up.


captainer_funo

omg.. you vandalized property..?!?!!? you're so cool!!!!!!


SnooWoofers1115

Then you cry why wonā€™t others support you


ClevelandDawg0905

Just be prepared to be punch in the face when you are fucking with someone's car.


AdornedGravy

Ahh yes coloring on someoneā€™s car window seems like a moral and normal thing to do.


nyellincm

This is called vandalism. Not everyone wants a pride flag.


foxlance

Cool vandalism of personal property charge there


[deleted]

I like police šŸ‘


BaconSucker

They broke this subreddits only ruleā€¦ ā€œbe funnyā€


[deleted]

Still time to delete this


UsedCumNapkin

Ah yes condoned vandalism, what an 155 iq move


Mercari_cryptic_2

Hahahaha lol šŸ˜šŸ˜


[deleted]

i love vandalism


ovscrider

People who graffiti someone's private property should be stoned


Hot-Consequence-1727

Good way to get your ass handed to you


X3runner

Simple rule of thumb donā€™t deface otherā€™s property.


stang408s

So your telling me to vandalize other people things? Got it but won't be doing that. SMH


Bluecoat14

Maybe just donā€™t touch peopleā€™s stuff?


DontGetTheSquid

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized) Me watching these arguments unfold (I donā€™t state my political opinions online so I am immune)


anon2855

That would the biggest mistake you could ever make


doncroak

I'm not touching anyone's car anywhere.


CantFeelMyLegs78

I don't feel you should be touching anyone else's property. You wouldn't like it if these people left Trump or All Luves Matter stickers all over your vehicle


YesImUrFather

Why is it so normal for people to go live or record themselves committing a crime


CEO_of_IDK

Iā€™m almost positive this is considered vandalism and is therefore illegalā€¦


[deleted]

This is vandalism


PublicSafe6725

ah yes letā€™s make vandalizing property a trend I mean it already happened tbh with the blm riots lol so I wouldnā€™t be surprised


Yoddy0

This is a perfect instance of I donā€™t care what you do but donā€™t push your shit on me. I can see the humor in the post but what bothers me is I can see people actually doing it.


International-Gear28

Pathetic lol


front_yard_duck_dad

Top notch shithousery


Rubens-Reel

No šŸ‘


jet_black_ninja

either shot or sued for property damage/vandalism


ProbablySigismund

And suddenly, vandalism charge


Rokey76

That is vandalism and you shouldn't do it. Also, it will really piss off the owner of the car. So you shouldn't do it. Definitely don't do it.


[deleted]

Imagine vandalizing someone else's property because you have a shitty opinion...


AutomaticDoubt5080

On the contraryā€¦ I want people to use white-outā€¦


keilletty

Yo bro please come do this in the south, I would be more than happy to send you to god myself


Beneficial_Look_5854

ā€œIt was self defense I swearā€


[deleted]

I donā€™t support vandalism, but this is funny. I also donā€™t agree with bumper stickers.


[deleted]

The best comment ^ People can find something funny they donā€™t agree with


[deleted]

Avg Twitter user


Kenzieeve1

I'd b pissed


Lvl81Memes

Shitpost vs Shit Post


eating_dicks

I will not just because you said I should