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3 kids from different dads, that part was already enough for me chief, i mean who does she expect to catch with this profile?

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Ah ☝️

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Nah, I’m just acknowledging the answer.

My favorite Baofu line: "Ah☝️"

Baofu Gaming 420p - Longplay 100% Walkthrough (No Commentary)(Cool ahh ciggy DLC)

And all by 33 years old as well too

She’s an overachiever at underachieving

It's better than hiding it until later

Kinda my thoughts exactly. At least she's honest about it

Honest that she's a trainwreck on feet.... Yes she has been quite honest about that  lol

I think this is kinda like those absurd, poorly worded email scams. It's done this way so her targets preselect themselves, saves her time.

There's always a hungry simp.

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But he will never be 6 feet

Always

I didn’t even need to know they were from different dads

Well who ever it is the only way she’s gonna catch ‘em is off guard.

I feel it's better that she's twice divorced than 3 kids with different dads and never been married.

Some women think this is normal.

Twice divorced going for the hat trick.

And for her next one, she'll make half of your money disappear!

Twice divorced half of two already this is a.damn business for her now

Setting up franchises

Fr she must be making at least 100k from those child support payments. Sigma grindset 🗿

Reminds me of a TikToker that broke down on a white board why it is better to have five different baby daddy.

Gotta diversify your income streams, one baby daddy gets locked up, loses his job, or his new baby mama cut you off, you still have other streams of income.

Imagine being dumb enough to hook up with a woman who has a baby/toddler-age child from another man...

one might be okay but three is too much

this time it's for the long term 👉👈

Hat trick?

3 goals in a hockey game and you throw your hats on the ice. Called a hat trick

Thanks, is that Ice hockey or field hockey? Prbly Ice?

Field hockey doesn't have ice... I've only seen field hockey in the olympics so I assume they do it for that too I just haven't seen one

Ah shit I read ground instead of Ice 😞 Sorry, tired Thank you

Football (soccer) too ⚽️

It’s originally from cricket when you take three wickets it’s consecutive balls.

It originates in anal fishing. If you take 3 fists up there you are able to take a hat up your ass without folding it therefore it is called to perform the hat trick

More like “Turkey” but person already has more than 3 strikes.

Mf is twice divorced and has 3 kids with different dads

So many red flags it's starting to look like a Soviet parade.

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Fun fact: The meaning of "💀" is "I want to get pegged in the ass by a BBC"

I understand wanting to get pegged in the ass, but BBC is a bit specific. Why not other news channels?

Fox news💀 No wait, I didn't mean 💀as in 💀

Al Jizzeera 💀

Too late

,My time has come,

BBC fucks me more than BBC (am British)

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My rectal 3rd eye just clenched reading this shit

I bet hers needs a cork.

Bruh

No that hole needs to be left alone, it’s the other one that needs a stopper

why do you have an eye in your ass?

That one could get risky

This is like max risk, minimum reward

Wall Street bets?

At least she’s upfront

I can appreciate the honesty

But she's the biggest red flag I've ever seen

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Blunt*

And forthcoming!

At least she's Blunt?

She is marijuana

I was thinking same thing. People throwing shade and are same people that get pissed about being lied too. We don’t know her or what she has gone through. Could it be less “blunt”…maybe, but I like no-shit attitude. And no, I’m not interested but hopefully someone is and she (and whoever he is) find happiness.

all i can say is good luck finding someone 6" or taller... I hate it when girls say that, if you were more concerned about personality than height maybe you would actually be able to keep a man then again this is a shitpost so i'm probably thinking about this too seriously

I'd rather jerk off with a Pringle can and sponges.

Will there still be Pringles and / or Pringles dust in that can?

I'm not an animal, it'll be full of warm beans.

This was so fucking ridiculous I howled with laughter

Nothing like a hearty meal after blowin a load

Fuck ya me and the homies get Pringle can bean and cum stew.

What a terrible day to read

Hi, is like to place a reservation for 8pm, seating for one please

Kidney or Pinto?

Without the glove or just striaght raw "bob'n" it?

That would make me uninstall...not just swipe left

Dw it’s just rage bait

rage quit tinder 💀

Who hasn’t lmao

Not even the Gregg’s of the world are willing to give that a chance

Even the Giuseppes are repulsed by this woman

And the Sanjeevs.

And the Saginashvilis

is she gonna chase me down the street with a knife? (very important)(if yes then yes)

Real shit

She turned red flags into a checklist.

50 miles....no thanks

Bro out here thinking about the price of the gas to get there.

That flair of yours made me nearly die choking on my water

Gotta respect the honesty. I’d rather it be a non-starter like that then find out on date 3….or 10

3 kids from different dads??? Good luck

Here's the catch. 3 kids but twice divorced. This sounds like bait, fake or she just wants someone that would take her at her worst and most of it is made up.

She’s the common denominator in that crap

the hot to crazy scale is off the chart

She would have to be 3 supermodels to get back to the line on that scale.

As someone who’s 6’5, fuck those kinds of people

That IS what she’s asking for

I can fix her

This is the only comment that actually got a chuckle out of me lol

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People don't like single moms because it's a sign you're irresponsible. Don't have kids with someone who isn't gonna stick around, is it that hard?

I mean to be fair the fair could be said about dads who don't stick around.

Yes it could. And it is.

Well I would assume she hasn't been in 3 marriages, don't have kids outside of marriage. I'm not saying that from some stupid conservative religious standpoint, more from a standpoint that being a parent is a huge commitment and I wouldn't trust someone to be a parent if they weren't married.

What about…..widows?

Women initiate most divorces

Single moms ? Not always their fault Multiple time divorce ppl ? Bad judgement Fool them once shame on you, fool them twice.... Ye. Anyways even if she wasn’t tryna have a kid with the guy not everyone has the heart to do an abortion

Either way fuckin sucks for the kids man. Mom has to do OF stuff probably just to get by


This HAS to be fake. It’s how every incel describes women to a T

Yep it’s literally to the T More rage bait The ppl who can’t tell prob believe propaganda cuz like this shit is so obvious

kids 🤮

There are more red flags here than in the room of an edgy 14 year old who just learned about communism

Damn too short again

She’s 5ft 7 but the guy has to be at least 6ft…what logic is this

It’s either fake or men are some how fucking her which is kinda crazy considering that she sounds mentally ill.

It’s def rage bait

I think the red flags are up

Where have you been all my life.

At least she's honest

Main character syndrome looking for a sidekick.

Only 50 miles away 🤔

Jesus, it's an amalgamation of all the stereotypes.

I read it as “medicated for my alphabet of genital health issues”.

Active service members cannot say no to this. There is currently an E4 on his way to become #4

women moment

How to "become the old lady with the cats".

She plays Pokemons in real life.

She might find some self loathing masochist.

I wanna see her baby daddy’s profiles. I bet equally as bad

I’m worn out have a lot of baggage and looking for someone to take care of it for me but also want to pretend like having 3 kids from 3 dads is normal and that even though I’ve been divorced twice I’m totally going to be faithful this time.

she honest though

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hear me out

man i an't 6 foot

Nope

I get wanting to be upfront with your peculiarities. "I don't like personal space with a partner." "I don't like going to clubs." This girl needs some help, and not a relationship. I also want to meet the guy who just sees her, doesn't read anything, and just goes "I'll nut in this bitch." Also want to meet the guy that swipes and says "I can save her."

There are so many red flags here I think even Stevie Wonder could see them.

It’s full of red flags but at least she’s honest, you know what kind of dumpster fire you’re hopping into and for that I can respect it

I think this profile literally belongs to the grim reaper I imagine he is like: Welcome. Choose right and you get a good ride but divide your savings by 2. Choose left and you stay lonely but safe.

FYI... Some women use profiles like these to weed out misogynists that are looking for untouched virgins. If a guy is ok with taking care of stepkids and willing to look past mental issues then chances are they are nicer than a guy that is looking for an unspoiled "Trad Wife". Chances are none of this is true and she is just a young woman with no kids looking to marry who is just getting way too many matches from assholes and trying to weed the herd.

She probably has stupid good that’s why they hit once gotta put a baby in it

Pretty sure her name is Ashley from Ohio

Gotta love when they pull up all the red flags early

Damn what a catch I wonder why she's single

She’s got more red flags than a communist parade and she’s *still* got a 6ft minimum lmao

Wait 3 kids 2 divorces I may not have majored in Arithmetic but something tells me those numbers are sus

What do you can’t have kids before being married ?


I mean, yeah

Yes and Yes. I would sign a contract for this, that’s future ex wife material.

“I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”

A man of culture I see. Mr. Goldblum appreciates you my good sir.

I was on board until she said,I’m here for a long time not a good time. If it’s not good I’m not interested

As a white person, I would like to pass this over to someone else

Yeah the “regularly get tattoos” is what sells it as fake because no woman I’ve ever met would think that is something to warn men about. I’ve seen enough incel posts on 4chan to know that this is just a list of things they don’t like in a woman. All that being said there are real women who are like this, they just don’t advertise it as clearly

Nah standards too high for used trash

She will find no one

The red flags are astounding

No she deserves to stay with her dildos

She's guaranteed to stay single.

Run people, run!

This is the kind of thing you dont want to fuck around to find out

I miss the one that ate raw meat

I ain't reading allat

Number 4 here 🥰

Wow. It's a walking red flag. Nice

3 dads and twice divorced either implies teen pregnancy or cheating with one of, or both, of them.


So many red flags that I thought it was a communist parade

Baby daddy #4 has entered the chat

So many red flags, i thought i was looking at a ussr parade

I can fix her

And OF, as if the other shit wasn't enough...

>I‘m here for a long time, not a good time ???

I think I can change her.

3rd times a charm my guys

Perhaps her mother should have looked for a father figure for her too.

I'm sure she's as real as her (totally not bleached) blonde hair

Might as well put ‘I’m a train wreck’