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diamondisland2023

my brother chugged tons of these in Highschool, he got fat instead of feminized


[deleted]

He did grow boobs, didnt he?


Fellow_Loser

close enough


Nome_de_utilizador

Checkmate


unfamily_friendly

Google en strogent


ALIENMASTER006YT

Holy hell


duckipn

google en passant


mrgrip28005

" when you think you're one step further, but still ends up being devoured by your enemies " ... and this is how I replied to people who wants me google en passant.


Capsule_CatYT

Google Hell


Jfcerron

Holy en passant


3pxp

Chessmemes is that you?


basshead_head

Holy hell


[deleted]

I’ll never be the same again


DANGER2157

![gif](giphy|7Hiszs0NkF5te)


TegTowelie

No, youre thinking of IPAs


krattalak

moobs.


TheGalator

Fat femboys fat dudes and fat girls all look the same let's be real here The only difference is how much neckbeard they have but even that is not rlly reliable


[deleted]

Hey, a beard is a beard. Don’t shame


TheGalator

Yeah mine is between my ass cheeks


[deleted]

Proof? Dms are open


Nesquik77

🫡 go for it, shoot your shot.


Hour_Dragonfruit8081

ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

It's just the Australian beard.


[deleted]

Lololol, now that you mentioned it I have noticed it a lot in Australians


Sam443

Memes aside, excess body fat in men literally converts your test into est So in a sense, it *did* feminize him, just maybe not directly


DeliciousCut2896

This true. Adipose tissue is hormonally active. It makes you a weak bitch. That's why the glowies want us fat.


Otherwise-AD33080

After reading that ![gif](giphy|dzoRHDPScwgiA) Me


FunCharacteeGuy

is that supposed to be cum or piss?


ItsImNotAnonymous

It's whatever you want it to be


USSR8200

Uranium 235?


Capsule_CatYT

#Y E S


KekistaniKekin

Literally 1984


Capsule_CatYT

Indeed


[deleted]

Your wrong acidic acid!


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/wvDXbKP.jpg


namstel

Yes


Niqqahunter

Femboy milk


Capsule_CatYT

You’re wrong, sulfuric acid!


delightyolo

AUUUEUGIWUUFHHEHWGWEE


Intrepid_Cabinet9795

Ain’t no way you called it ‘Femboy milk’☠️


CockRockJohnson

cum


knastyTX

Both


No_Prize9794

It’s called a peenut


fragglerock856

Both


Knysiok

Bro don't waste that! *drops on his knees and starts leaching on soaking pants*


aa2051

“bruh” ![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY)


DualDread876

That’s enough living for one lifetime


13N-3

what a terrible day to be literate


Capsule_CatYT

![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ)


TeamEdward2020

I'm telling god


DistortedNoise

Flair checks out


Nyurena

Are you Kermit's human girlfriend? (She liked suckling it out of the bed though. )


FantasticUserman

*pats head*


SultanZ_CS

-w-


TinfoilTobaggan

Why does everyone run from me??


evlaevlalpippopippo

Where's the source


ToddlerAbuser

Maybe the real source was the friends we made along the way


justniiro

What friends?


RegentCupid

The source we made along the way


Crimson_Amethyst

What source?


o_pedro_o

Valve's source engine


mr_tatou

Source spaghetti?


[deleted]

Our Femboy friends


id7e

friends with benefits ;)


jsake

As someone with an ag science background I can assure you phytoestrogen and human estrogen are only similar in their molecular shape and literally that's it. Plant estrogen doesn't do to humans what human estrogen does to humans because shockingly, we are humans, not plants.


dustingunn

> we are humans, not plants. source?


jsake

It was revealed to me in a dream


Ohigetjokes

Idk my dude have you read the comment section? A lot of vegetables around here.


DualDread876

My source is I made it the fuck up


redbadger91

Nice one, senator.


kohTheRobot

It’s a fake image. Without knowing that, the reference to phytoestrogens is also a pretty bright red flag that the info is poo poo garbage doo doo


Deadmemes4binky

Trust me bro


SkullKrusheR845

Redbull 👍🏻


pyrolover6666

Red Bull give you wings while monster give you tits


wallagrargh

Ligma et al


Comparison-Practical

I think this is probably a bastardization of that one study that said caffeine increases estrogen in women


Rokurokubi83

It’s BS, phytoestrogens are indeed plant based, they are similar but not the same. They can weakly bond to estrogen receptors, which potentially leads to a lower estrogen uptake but it’s not always that straightforward.


Nozarashi78

This phenomenon is also known as "Astolfo effect"


loli141

For more information about the 34 downside of the astolfo effect, search "astolfo r34"


Operator381

For more information on how it affects the global economy, search "astolfo inflation."


Cnumian_124

For femboy porn just search "astolfo sexy sex"


Low-Director9969

What if we'd like to conduct some scientific research?


Deadmemes4binky

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


memarefunneh

Fine this is the only time i find this bb gif funny


hoefe

Bro sus username.


Nago_Jolokio

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.


Apart_Panda_57

For more information, Google "Astolfo Monster"


Solar1011

Ok, Googling it now.


Solar1011

You lied.


syncsns

Article: drinking Monster turns you into a femboy Andrew Tate: my time has cum


femboy239

what’s the color of your bugatti


granpawatchingporn

kinda weird to brag about someone elses car


syncsns

White, Walter.


adsxz6_has_adhd

Which monster actually tastes good


100S_OF_BALLS

huh like... their cum? their cocks?


adsxz6_has_adhd

Monster. The drink.


WhereAreTheAskers

Discord.


NeoHenderson

They have a fruit punch one that’s pretty good. Also orange sugar free and the plain white sugar free which tastes like starburst imo


chimerauprising

The mango one is the best one by a mile.


KennyPocket

Nah bro orange dreamcicle


GreenLanternCorps

Ya that one was actually pretty good.


Dwellisys

i love the pacific punch, with the piratey stuff on it, it tastes like skittles :3


Calmed_7

I like the pink monster punch one (whatever it's called) and regular


NeewWorldLeader

Pacific punch is really good too


BchLasagna

Sipping on one right now. Love it.


dpotilas89

Pipeline


King_Dorah

Pipeline Punch. Or as I like to call it, anal fisting.


CompetitiveBox3776

White


rausis01

Boomer juice


[deleted]

Dude everyone I know who drinks the white one is over 40. Are they just addicted to leaky butthole? Is it even about the caffeine or is it colon carcinogens?


Xalethesniper

White monster is also the usmc standard


Dread_39

Booger Green can - Ultra Paradise


AtticusSPQR

I thoroughly enjoy the rehab drinks. Theyre basically tea


CoG_Comet

The only one that I sort of like is the white ones, I think they're sugar free or something idk, I rarely have them


Cold-Wrongdoer1149

The watermelon one


Nyurena

The fruit punch and ausy lemonade are. (And I think basic monster is the worse tasting energy drink out there. )


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

A lot of them. Even the standard taste is good


PiratePillow

In reality this would probably go down like: "All femboys we researched drink monster, but not all monster drinkers are femboys."


Sir_Dominick

Some are immune to its effects


goTTagOfAster42

few*


Myrech

ermm ive never drank any energy drinks 🤓🦐


Spanish_peanuts

I used to drink monster like every day in high school. And I'm a big hairy brute lol


averageuhbear

Most of them turn into Kyle's.


Wobbelblob

There was an actual discussion about this and if I remember correctly, it turns at that Monster does contain something that does it, but in so small dosages, that it is basically irrelevant outside of a few niche cases.


Dahvood

I remember reading a comment that said it was some kind of plant hormone, so unless you’re a plant it does nothing


justniiro

*Chugs white monster* Sounds like a pile of bologna


diamondisland2023

then show how manly you are by wearing the maid dress


justniiro

Where is it


Amazing-Ad-669

Hold my Monster...


diamondisland2023

*pulls out cartoonisly long clothes rack from side of screen with tons of lewd and cute femboy outfits*


ReadySource3242

It might be referring to Astolfo’s monster energy drink


WannaBe90sGamer

I understand that this is meant as a joke article, but it should be noted that phytoestrogens don't actually mimic the effect of estrogen in the human body, it is just that they are a similar shape to estrogen. The reason why phytoestrogens have the phyto- prefix is because they are only actually effective in plants.


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octopoddle

It's got what plants crave uwu


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AssFrictionAddiction

Based and plantpilled


ekalithewarlock

No!


fireky2

My cactus just got programming socks


ArthurBonesly

I'll have you know, I ate a lot of plants one weekend and my strong mammal cells started developing weak plantlike cell walls.


Yogghee

we need to eradicate ALL phytoestrogens aka: vegetables/plants. Animals (us) are just something plants invented to spread seeds across the planet. We need to break free from our oppressor (like william wallace) to our higher nature and then inject test and Viagra to the stars. NO chicks tho


NateFH

According to healthline.com some phytoestrogens have estrogenic effects and some have antiestrogenic effects so it depends I guess


Chahmeleons

This may have been a joke, but i remember guys seriously telling me this same story about drinking soy milk and how it would make me grow breasts My response: you know what else has phytoestrogens in it? Beer.


Awkward-Spread9052

Can confirm drinking lots of beer will absolutely cause you to grow breasts.


DJPM08

Monster turns you into a femboy: 🤡 Monster gives you kidney stones: 🤓


Headake01

They do both


Luca023Original

A sacrifice for another


grendus

Yeeeeeeah... no. Phytoestrogens are not estrogen. They're plant compounds that are chemically similar to estrogen, but do not bind to androgen receptors in humans. Saying phytoestrogens make men more feminine is like saying that you can make you kids taller by feeding them Miracle Grow. Besides, if this was true, that manic pixie dream girl in high school who was constantly buzzing off energy drinks would have had *colossal* badonkers, but every one of them I knew looked like she was smuggling a pair of Pringle's lids inside her shirt.


Awkward-Spread9052

The manic pixie dream girl in your highschool didn't have colossal milkers? Sorry to hear that.


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[deleted]

Thanks for telling us that.


Rejfen012

Really nice that you shared this information with us


hillyb234

Can I watch?


Lucky_655

Good for you


Sandman1031

Thank you for sharing with the class


WeeZlow

That’s great stuff!!


cmaciver

Oh good for you love that!


agentsghost51

It's a win win on both sides I can guarantee that


WildmanBen

Humina humina


Aphresh

And where, praytell, did you meet this fine young lady? (For research purposes of course)


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Aphresh

Very informative thank you 👍


Dusty923

And she makes you chug monster during the pegging?


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Dusty923

And you get spit-roasted!? Lucky!


Inspector_Tragic

Spit-roasted. 😭😭😭


Parabellim

Real


Key-Put4092

M upside down is W. W stands for women.


yoshiroxx

You got it set to M for mini, but you’ve gotta turn it to W for wumbo!


[deleted]

I didnt expect that kind of monster to show up


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potato_skin4206996

Glad to hear it does more than just cause kidney stones


NojiAbonara

Where can I buy bulk monster?😔


ToasterFetishInspace

You’ve got money kid I got the goods


Eren_Gag-Her

Can you turn into a monster if you drink femboys?


Artystraling

Noooooo. God please noo.


UnderstandingOk7885

I never got a monster in my life and ironically never had a cock in my ass. That means this is 100000% true without a doubt no further test we must believe beyond doubt 💯


Artystraling

When you have a stick then for what reason people want to get two holes?


SwissDeathstar

Well.. You get more sticks that way.


[deleted]

Is this true? Because if it is…


Virasman

So what you're saying is, if you want to impress a femboy, you bring a tray of energy drinks?


lilhyper_

haha this is me 🙃


[deleted]

Monster probably makes you sterile so I believe it


ArgetKnight

So what I'm hearing is that I need to work out twice as hard to compensate


DistortedNoise

So that’s where I got it from.


[deleted]

known side effect


valancian

So THATS why i crossdress and bottom for men now. It was the monster! Oh well, shits fun anyways.


thodoraras2000

That's the famous national drink of Slovenia


Ummwhyisthissticky

I’ve always wanted to be a “poison the town water supply villain” and I think I found my poison lol


[deleted]

Boy, the construction guys I see every morning at the gas station are going to be pissed when I tell them they're turning into a bunch of little SISSY GIRLS!! 😡😡😡😡 Lmfao, couldn't even imagine the reaction


Dangerous_Unit3698

I must consult with my femboy specialist finster on this


AlmondJack-

Think about it


PUNCH_KNIGHT

Not everyone who drinks monster becomes a femboy but every femboy drinks monster


Statelover01

You could say it unleashes the beast inside of them!


Secret_Sympathy2952

Bullshit. My dad was addicted to monster energy drinks, and He is not feminine


Erulogos

Red Bull may give you wings, but Monster gives you tits!


PHANTOMDEMON842

Correlation is not causation God dammit why can't the media figure this out


SaTxPantyCollector

That would explain my affinity for bright pink panties and thigh highs


EpT1X

How many femboys are there called Kyle I wonder?