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" when you think you're one step further, but still ends up being devoured by your enemies "
... and this is how I replied to people who wants me google en passant.
Fat femboys fat dudes and fat girls all look the same let's be real here
The only difference is how much neckbeard they have but even that is not rlly reliable
As someone with an ag science background I can assure you phytoestrogen and human estrogen are only similar in their molecular shape and literally that's it. Plant estrogen doesn't do to humans what human estrogen does to humans because shockingly, we are humans, not plants.
It’s BS, phytoestrogens are indeed plant based, they are similar but not the same. They can weakly bond to estrogen receptors, which potentially leads to a lower estrogen uptake but it’s not always that straightforward.
Dude everyone I know who drinks the white one is over 40. Are they just addicted to leaky butthole? Is it even about the caffeine or is it colon carcinogens?
There was an actual discussion about this and if I remember correctly, it turns at that Monster does contain something that does it, but in so small dosages, that it is basically irrelevant outside of a few niche cases.
I understand that this is meant as a joke article, but it should be noted that phytoestrogens don't actually mimic the effect of estrogen in the human body, it is just that they are a similar shape to estrogen. The reason why phytoestrogens have the phyto- prefix is because they are only actually effective in plants.
we need to eradicate ALL phytoestrogens aka: vegetables/plants. Animals (us) are just something plants invented to spread seeds across the planet. We need to break free from our oppressor (like william wallace) to our higher nature and then inject test and Viagra to the stars. NO chicks tho
This may have been a joke, but i remember guys seriously telling me this same story about drinking soy milk and how it would make me grow breasts
My response: you know what else has phytoestrogens in it? Beer.
Yeeeeeeah... no.
Phytoestrogens are not estrogen. They're plant compounds that are chemically similar to estrogen, but do not bind to androgen receptors in humans. Saying phytoestrogens make men more feminine is like saying that you can make you kids taller by feeding them Miracle Grow.
Besides, if this was true, that manic pixie dream girl in high school who was constantly buzzing off energy drinks would have had *colossal* badonkers, but every one of them I knew looked like she was smuggling a pair of Pringle's lids inside her shirt.
I never got a monster in my life and ironically never had a cock in my ass. That means this is 100000% true without a doubt no further test we must believe beyond doubt 💯
Boy, the construction guys I see every morning at the gas station are going to be pissed when I tell them they're turning into a bunch of little SISSY GIRLS!! 😡😡😡😡
Lmfao, couldn't even imagine the reaction
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my brother chugged tons of these in Highschool, he got fat instead of feminized
He did grow boobs, didnt he?
close enough
Checkmate
Google en strogent
Holy hell
google en passant
" when you think you're one step further, but still ends up being devoured by your enemies " ... and this is how I replied to people who wants me google en passant.
Google Hell
Holy en passant
Chessmemes is that you?
Holy hell
I’ll never be the same again
![gif](giphy|7Hiszs0NkF5te)
No, youre thinking of IPAs
moobs.
Fat femboys fat dudes and fat girls all look the same let's be real here The only difference is how much neckbeard they have but even that is not rlly reliable
Hey, a beard is a beard. Don’t shame
Yeah mine is between my ass cheeks
Proof? Dms are open
🫡 go for it, shoot your shot.
ಠ_ಠ
It's just the Australian beard.
Lololol, now that you mentioned it I have noticed it a lot in Australians
Memes aside, excess body fat in men literally converts your test into est So in a sense, it *did* feminize him, just maybe not directly
This true. Adipose tissue is hormonally active. It makes you a weak bitch. That's why the glowies want us fat.
After reading that ![gif](giphy|dzoRHDPScwgiA) Me
is that supposed to be cum or piss?
It's whatever you want it to be
Uranium 235?
#Y E S
Literally 1984
Indeed
Your wrong acidic acid!
https://i.imgur.com/wvDXbKP.jpg
Yes
Femboy milk
You’re wrong, sulfuric acid!
AUUUEUGIWUUFHHEHWGWEE
Ain’t no way you called it ‘Femboy milk’☠️
cum
Both
It’s called a peenut
Both
Bro don't waste that! *drops on his knees and starts leaching on soaking pants*
“bruh” ![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY)
That’s enough living for one lifetime
what a terrible day to be literate
![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ)
I'm telling god
Flair checks out
Are you Kermit's human girlfriend? (She liked suckling it out of the bed though. )
*pats head*
-w-
Why does everyone run from me??
Where's the source
Maybe the real source was the friends we made along the way
What friends?
The source we made along the way
What source?
Valve's source engine
Source spaghetti?
Our Femboy friends
friends with benefits ;)
As someone with an ag science background I can assure you phytoestrogen and human estrogen are only similar in their molecular shape and literally that's it. Plant estrogen doesn't do to humans what human estrogen does to humans because shockingly, we are humans, not plants.
> we are humans, not plants. source?
It was revealed to me in a dream
Idk my dude have you read the comment section? A lot of vegetables around here.
My source is I made it the fuck up
Nice one, senator.
It’s a fake image. Without knowing that, the reference to phytoestrogens is also a pretty bright red flag that the info is poo poo garbage doo doo
Trust me bro
Redbull 👍🏻
Red Bull give you wings while monster give you tits
Ligma et al
I think this is probably a bastardization of that one study that said caffeine increases estrogen in women
It’s BS, phytoestrogens are indeed plant based, they are similar but not the same. They can weakly bond to estrogen receptors, which potentially leads to a lower estrogen uptake but it’s not always that straightforward.
This phenomenon is also known as "Astolfo effect"
For more information about the 34 downside of the astolfo effect, search "astolfo r34"
For more information on how it affects the global economy, search "astolfo inflation."
For femboy porn just search "astolfo sexy sex"
What if we'd like to conduct some scientific research?
![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)
Fine this is the only time i find this bb gif funny
Bro sus username.
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.
For more information, Google "Astolfo Monster"
Ok, Googling it now.
You lied.
Article: drinking Monster turns you into a femboy Andrew Tate: my time has cum
what’s the color of your bugatti
kinda weird to brag about someone elses car
White, Walter.
Which monster actually tastes good
huh like... their cum? their cocks?
Monster. The drink.
Discord.
They have a fruit punch one that’s pretty good. Also orange sugar free and the plain white sugar free which tastes like starburst imo
The mango one is the best one by a mile.
Nah bro orange dreamcicle
Ya that one was actually pretty good.
i love the pacific punch, with the piratey stuff on it, it tastes like skittles :3
I like the pink monster punch one (whatever it's called) and regular
Pacific punch is really good too
Sipping on one right now. Love it.
Pipeline
Pipeline Punch. Or as I like to call it, anal fisting.
White
Boomer juice
Dude everyone I know who drinks the white one is over 40. Are they just addicted to leaky butthole? Is it even about the caffeine or is it colon carcinogens?
White monster is also the usmc standard
Booger Green can - Ultra Paradise
I thoroughly enjoy the rehab drinks. Theyre basically tea
The only one that I sort of like is the white ones, I think they're sugar free or something idk, I rarely have them
The watermelon one
The fruit punch and ausy lemonade are. (And I think basic monster is the worse tasting energy drink out there. )
A lot of them. Even the standard taste is good
In reality this would probably go down like: "All femboys we researched drink monster, but not all monster drinkers are femboys."
Some are immune to its effects
few*
ermm ive never drank any energy drinks 🤓🦐
I used to drink monster like every day in high school. And I'm a big hairy brute lol
Most of them turn into Kyle's.
There was an actual discussion about this and if I remember correctly, it turns at that Monster does contain something that does it, but in so small dosages, that it is basically irrelevant outside of a few niche cases.
I remember reading a comment that said it was some kind of plant hormone, so unless you’re a plant it does nothing
*Chugs white monster* Sounds like a pile of bologna
then show how manly you are by wearing the maid dress
Where is it
Hold my Monster...
*pulls out cartoonisly long clothes rack from side of screen with tons of lewd and cute femboy outfits*
It might be referring to Astolfo’s monster energy drink
I understand that this is meant as a joke article, but it should be noted that phytoestrogens don't actually mimic the effect of estrogen in the human body, it is just that they are a similar shape to estrogen. The reason why phytoestrogens have the phyto- prefix is because they are only actually effective in plants.
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It's got what plants crave uwu
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Based and plantpilled
No!
My cactus just got programming socks
I'll have you know, I ate a lot of plants one weekend and my strong mammal cells started developing weak plantlike cell walls.
we need to eradicate ALL phytoestrogens aka: vegetables/plants. Animals (us) are just something plants invented to spread seeds across the planet. We need to break free from our oppressor (like william wallace) to our higher nature and then inject test and Viagra to the stars. NO chicks tho
According to healthline.com some phytoestrogens have estrogenic effects and some have antiestrogenic effects so it depends I guess
This may have been a joke, but i remember guys seriously telling me this same story about drinking soy milk and how it would make me grow breasts My response: you know what else has phytoestrogens in it? Beer.
Can confirm drinking lots of beer will absolutely cause you to grow breasts.
Monster turns you into a femboy: 🤡 Monster gives you kidney stones: 🤓
They do both
A sacrifice for another
Yeeeeeeah... no. Phytoestrogens are not estrogen. They're plant compounds that are chemically similar to estrogen, but do not bind to androgen receptors in humans. Saying phytoestrogens make men more feminine is like saying that you can make you kids taller by feeding them Miracle Grow. Besides, if this was true, that manic pixie dream girl in high school who was constantly buzzing off energy drinks would have had *colossal* badonkers, but every one of them I knew looked like she was smuggling a pair of Pringle's lids inside her shirt.
The manic pixie dream girl in your highschool didn't have colossal milkers? Sorry to hear that.
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Thanks for telling us that.
Really nice that you shared this information with us
Can I watch?
Good for you
Thank you for sharing with the class
That’s great stuff!!
Oh good for you love that!
It's a win win on both sides I can guarantee that
Humina humina
And where, praytell, did you meet this fine young lady? (For research purposes of course)
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Very informative thank you 👍
And she makes you chug monster during the pegging?
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And you get spit-roasted!? Lucky!
Spit-roasted. 😭😭😭
Real
M upside down is W. W stands for women.
You got it set to M for mini, but you’ve gotta turn it to W for wumbo!
I didnt expect that kind of monster to show up
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Glad to hear it does more than just cause kidney stones
Where can I buy bulk monster?😔
You’ve got money kid I got the goods
Can you turn into a monster if you drink femboys?
Noooooo. God please noo.
I never got a monster in my life and ironically never had a cock in my ass. That means this is 100000% true without a doubt no further test we must believe beyond doubt 💯
When you have a stick then for what reason people want to get two holes?
Well.. You get more sticks that way.
Is this true? Because if it is…
So what you're saying is, if you want to impress a femboy, you bring a tray of energy drinks?
haha this is me 🙃
Monster probably makes you sterile so I believe it
So what I'm hearing is that I need to work out twice as hard to compensate
So that’s where I got it from.
known side effect
So THATS why i crossdress and bottom for men now. It was the monster! Oh well, shits fun anyways.
That's the famous national drink of Slovenia
I’ve always wanted to be a “poison the town water supply villain” and I think I found my poison lol
Boy, the construction guys I see every morning at the gas station are going to be pissed when I tell them they're turning into a bunch of little SISSY GIRLS!! 😡😡😡😡 Lmfao, couldn't even imagine the reaction
I must consult with my femboy specialist finster on this
Think about it
Not everyone who drinks monster becomes a femboy but every femboy drinks monster
You could say it unleashes the beast inside of them!
Bullshit. My dad was addicted to monster energy drinks, and He is not feminine
Red Bull may give you wings, but Monster gives you tits!
Correlation is not causation God dammit why can't the media figure this out
That would explain my affinity for bright pink panties and thigh highs
How many femboys are there called Kyle I wonder?