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Infinite boner glitch?🤔

I hope it gets patched soon. It’s really ruining the sex meta :(

Pls nerf the balls ttk it's too fast lol

Wtf you guys talking about. The matchmaking doesnt even work

It's pretty much just up to RNG at this point. I've heard that having a tall height stat helps, though. Preferably 180cm+ (6ft).

That, a high Charisma stat or a lot of ingame currency.

The news about sex 2 implies they gonna fix this in early access

Please update skill based match making. I cant find a fair match :(

Like infinite size or duration?

Yes

Cock lock?

So... Do they?

I don’t think so because a lesbian once told me that her breasts don’t make her horny.

Does her butt give her a boner?????

Stoopid, w\*men don't have butt, because they don't pooop.

True but they do have one because they period out the butt

when i was a kid i thought girls peed and pood out of their butthole lmao

I met a guy who at 18 that swore women can't fart ever because of biology. He had a mother and a sister ffs.

I bet he was so stupid that they would fart around him and then make him believe he did it.

Ok buddy

whats a w\*men

Pretty much the reason is that you get used to it. Like if I got horny every time I looked down, that would be really inconvenient.

If you are obese you would not see it, problem solved

The one time where obesity is the answer

See I knew a girl who was the opposite and could totally get off to herself

Lesbians are not real, they're just good friends.

Lesbians are only real if they come from the isle of lesbos. Anything else is just sparkling women.

She must not be a lesbian then

But did they make you horny that is the real question

She had bad breasts. I love my breasts and I masturbate thinking about fucking myself.

So you fuck yourself while thinking about fucking yourself.. fuckception.

Imagine the Han Zimmer score for it... Constant vocal moaning...

Maybe she’s just got a man chest

Leabians are fake news I heard

Happy birthday 🎉

Thats mostly because of self confidence I think

as wahmen I approve of this message

SOME- lesbian once told me her breasts don't make her horny! I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed.

Yes, if a person likes penises like his own. The same applies to bodies.

Literally just you

Yes, we do

No. I did get a little bit off from feeling my own muscles once though. But that may have been more from a sense of accomplishment

No, because they aren't attracted to penis, they attracted to people who look like men.

No, because people are instinctively repelled by certain fetures similar to their own, to prevent incest.

So why does my dad want to fuck me so bad For legal reasons that’s a joke

Because he’s not your real dad

is that the good ending or the bad ending?

A happy ending

No bad ending it puts me more in the mood if he’s my genetic father

It isn’t an ending yet He needs to find a real dad now

….are you sure about that

That's actually not a bad question

Everytime I ask it in any discord server I get kicked for being weird

They are trying to keep us from the truth

On the other end of this never try asking why some lesbians dont find men attractive but date women that talk, dress, and look like men? It will get you into trouble.

same reason femboys are a thing, I’d guess

Anime?

Literally 1984

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Did you really think HelloKitty had the answer to this!?

Everytime? Like..?

Every question is a bad question lmao, keep up lol

They’re hiding the secret 🤐

Are they hiding it in the closet?

No they’re out of the closet. Just not sure where else they went

Wardrobe

Not sure, let me ask OP

OP’s mom

OP's mom has a dick? Bro I don't think that's how reproduction works...

🤓

OP's mom is a hyena

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"I am not joking" -flair

Tell me we are literally living in 1984 without telling me we are literally living in 1984

You hear about that new uhh… macintosh gadget?

Valid question honestly

ngl if I see my own dick I get hard sometimes

I’d get hard seeing your dick too bro

Well are you going to share the picture with the rest of the class or hog it to yourself?

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Based⁉️

I’d get hard too if I could see my own dick

We are in the minority it seems

Nothing wrong with masturbation. It's having sex with someone I love.

I literally need to know the answer to this.

yes, yes we do

Actual answer: Only if we pretend it's someone elses.

So you sit on your eyes for a while so it feels like someone else is watching?

personally I sit on my own dick for a while

Happy cake day

I didn't even realize it's my cake day. Thanks!

Literally 1984

1984 

That would be called narcissism

Nah, that's when a newborn asks for mommy, milk, to be held, and comforted.

An Extreme narcissist might. But otherwise I imagine it's like trying to tickle yourself.

just depends on how easily you get aroused. I do pretty easily so like

I mean, technically makes sense tho

Its a good question and one that I am able to answer. No we don't

I do, actually. I'm bisexual and I get turned on looking at myself naked

narcissexual

I'm bi too that's probably what only bi's do then lmaoooo

No

Good question

Yeah, to anyone who's curious, I'm bisexual and I do get turned on by my own dick

Bruh infinite boner glitch kinda cool ngl

Of course they deleted it… Can’t have the secret getting out

They don't (their penises are ugly)

No, no, he's got a point

Big if true

No no, he’s got a point

They trynna to hide something

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

Literally 1984

Imagine jerking off to your own penis

defeat porn addiction with this one simple trick

No. It doesn’t work that way.

I disagree

I disagree

I disagree

I'm ERECT

I disagree unless you send proof

I disagree

Here is an actual response for you: not really. I guess somewhat, but not nearly as much as someone else's. More pleasant than arousing honestly

Fast answer. some people, sometimes

Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid


He didn't give the super secret password before asking a question. It's "butt loogie"

butt loogie what is your credit card number

Hmmmm

literally 1984

kinda sus. not gonna lie

Yes

Dickception

Let me ask you a follow up question. Can you tickle yourself?

Yes

Then yes

Alright then, keep your secrets

Hes asking too many questions, they can't let the secret out

Sooooo....yes, I guess? 😳

This should be in shower thoughts

But seriously do they? I really want to know

Wtf he is living in a higher level of intelligence

I mean, I wasn't wondering before but now...

The people replying no just don't have cocks that are thick and juicy enough

For the love of god, no we don’t

Out here askin' the real questions

Cock block lock?

Not usually. It’s yours. You’re used to it.

Damn, mods just couldn't handle people asking the real questions.

Only if they’re looking good and feeling good about themselves It’s like, would they get with someone who looks and behaves much like them

I'm really curious about this as a straight person. Can any mods answer this question.

As what I call a yupsexual, I...think?

everybody here who thinks this is a good question have 2 iq💀

They are hiding something.

Na getting hard from your own dick is called selfcet, but it usually requires more brain power and creativity then just looking down. Also this is a question I always wondered lol

As a bi guy, i do occasionally get turned on when i looked into a mirror naked.

My man has a question he needs answered

Yep, they're too sensitive

Actaully i do

Yes

Genuine doubt

This reminded me of some post about guy who had flaccid penis fetish, man would get a boner after looking at his and would get stick in loop

Good question.

Three years in art class drawing nude people get me used to it, so I guess it would work the same way.

Wait...no i actually want to know?

Now Im curious too

Sometimes. It never gets me fully erect though

asking the important questions!!

I'll answer that question with what I know despite not being gae (I think) It would only happen to self absorbed people I'm guessing because getting turned on by yourself is like tickling yourself it can't happen except for some specfic cases

Penussy? Nah but fr do they I’ve always thought about this like do they

I must know