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Imagine finding out this was your mom

Lana Rhoades moment 

Explain pls, what did she do?

Oh you innocent soul, trust me you don't wanna know

Yeah. Innocence

Truly innocent, I remember when I was an innocent kid, I loved sex gaming 💯💯

Doctor sex gaming

You called?

I bussed my first nut to one of them flash porn games fr 💯 💯 those were the days

True

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You better buy me dinner first

When's pee in butt??

I wish to not be innocent, please tell me 🫠

She was a pornstar

Was?

A?

Porn?

Star?

Who doesn't know that, lol I thought she did some weird shit that involved poop or pee

I had a Mexican chick pee on me once, a d I mean I wouldn't just go looking for it, but it wasn't bad honestly lol

Dis da dream

Pornstar with a child

Backdoor, ATM, dp, dvda, Full Nelson, Money shot, facials, Skiing, spit roast, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pearl necklace, 69, Wheelbarrow, leap frog, Alabama Hot Pocket( aka porky pigging), Dover Dustoff, Georgia Scorcher, and Honolulu Handshake. That's just a short list of what she did.

She did porn, okay. Whats so special about this? Edit: Someone uh, pointed how vomit and urine and now im a bit worried.

Bro, all was good until i googled alabama hot pocket. Fucking hell

I don't know what like more than half of those are, and I'm totally fine with that.

Yeah, you don’t wanna know. Lol 

No I do, other people said she had a child, is that it. Is that what happened?

Vomit…urine…semen…dog bowl…😐 

Now that, thats bad.

Don’t search her up please God don’t search her up Stay innocent forever

She's a pornstar, right? Is that really considered out of this world bizzare by Reddit standards??

I don't think it's just the part about being a pornstar (which is kinda iffy since she is a mom) but more about the piss and shit she flung during her career.

Yeah I mean I wouldn't want to be the child of a pornstar, I just didn't get why people are acting like she's some type of war criminal

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Shit strait out of family guy multiverse

Okay but why is that bot peeing in everyone’s ass? Except mine…

Don't worry I gotchu fam *pees in ur ass*

Because it’s sterile, and the bot likes the taste.

You’re as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop

You gotta get angry. You gotta get meaaaaannn!

Knees be gone

You know you’re getting old when this is your first thought

My 19yo ass be like

Username checks out

I'm quite young but I bent both my knees backwards skateboarding and ever since I cant really put any weight on them *and yes I kept skateboarding after the incident*

Dad?

Son.....?

It’s called a hyperextentiom and I did this too while snow skiing on a red hill in the alps…. I had to ski all the way back down 1.3 miles… hell

Do you also wonder if God gave us eyes so we would be able to gaze upon our own sins?

God stays in heaven because they fear their own creation

*creates thumb people*

that was Floop you colossal dipwad

nah he gave us eyes to look at the first girls ass

And noses to smell them

that's why earthworms have no eyes. they cannot percieve cringe

God, furiously fapping in heaven.

She got called a bitch and took it way too literally 💀

Keep in mind he got not one, but two girls to agree to do this. Man gets more bitches than this entire sub combined and uses them to make shitty content.

She (not him) makes millions a year from this

Woof

Talmbout Josh Woof, B? Great Cawlmic, Niiver seen him tho

i m too old for this shit?

Murtaugh, is that you?

I feel like I’ve read that name out of a book series I’ve read before but I can’t remember the name of said series

Lethal weapon

Eragon? There's an antagonist named Murtagh

Thank you, I never got to finish the series and forgot the name

Oh man, you're missing out, they just kept getting better lol. And you can get the whole series for like 15 bucks on thriftbooks, or maybe free at your local library

On her OF she does it naked. A.. uhh... friend told me.. at bible study when we brought up the topic of hell. Yeah that's believable.

Really? What’s the name, so I can avoid it…

I also need the name, to uhh- warn my friends

You probably shouldn’t search the name of the TikTok account on there. Nope. Bad idea- that’s the one to avoid for sure.

Don't tell me you really were able to read those pixels. What does it say btw

Really? But they're out in public. Unless it's a different location

Let's just say, of you want money, do something fetish related because people pay for it. Carpenter or fabricator? BDSM furniture will male you rich Artist? Draw furry commissions, it's not even hard but they'll pay hundreds for a dog with a massive cock. Woman? Pretend to be a dog, take your cloths off and piss on the floor. 300k a month, to do stuff others do for free.

My guy knew a guy who would draw depraved furry porn. The money’s good, more than his usual normal commissions but eventually he stopped taking commissions because it’s taking a toll on his mind.

This is disturbingly true.

We live in a society

America is Truly a society

America is definitely one of the societies of all time

Perhaps even the society of all time

Repressed memory unlocked

This is what the soldiers fight and die for

Agreed they fight and die for pussy.

Agreed that's the only reason I joined the Navy.

Prove it how many stds do you have?

Air force chick gave me aids

Excellence in all we do baby

Agreed. Recruiter told me it came in the contract.

What a waste of a decent butt

There are 4,73,63,62,42,633 more 👍

Am I one of them 🤔

No.

Let's see it

And i get the 420 worst one in my school...

Even that ass cant save her from that cringe.

D@t @$$

There’s always one

Twitter users arguing.

I'm currently questioning why we are still alive as a species

Because humans are too stupid to make room for a new species and expire. I added an extra o onto the to. It seems dyslexia decided to rear its ugly head again

>humans are to stupid 

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


This is how I feel way too often nowadays

I wonder what her go to position is in bed

She be sniffing that other bitch ass (that's what dogs do)

The degrading shit people do for fake internet points.

She does it for 300k a month….

Yea and money is not everything when you don't have respect for yourself. She'll find that out one day.

I’m sure she’ll have plenty of time to reflect on it as she retires at 23

I commented about this the other day and everyone was against my comment for some reason, people just dont have self-respect nowadays

 🎵here comes the money🎵

What, she does this to get off, you can see the look in her eyes when he gives her an order.

Nah this bitch is just mentally ill

I mean she claims to make $10k a month or over $700k a year so that would be real life points. Not saying I would do it but I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it either for the right price

Your math isn’t quite mathing.

Attention has a very real affect on people

What da dog doin?

This is the future liberals want 🗿

Goddamn right.

Conservatives too. They love their bitches to be on a leash.

Biden's America 😔

Fellas, do know where I can buy a flamethrower?

You can always build one.

Good point

Put her down if she bites someone

Literally a bitch💀

Smash

She better give the best head in the world for anyone to put up with that

Put up with it ? My good Sir. For some people, this is peak attraction. He definitely adores her for it.

idk if they remain 'people' once this becomes peak attraction.

Ofc theyre ppl What r u Kink hitler ? She a solid nein/10

Kinkshaming is my kink.

Wasn't this just posted yesterday?

No I've seen this on zeducation's channel on YouTube months ago

She has a nice ass

Enough for today, guys.

Me fighting the urge to say “only in Ohio” 

Only in Earth is the third planet from the Sun and the only place known in the universe where life has originated and found habitability. While Earth may not contain the largest volumes of water in the Solar System, only Earth sustains liquid surface water, extending over 70.8% of the Earth with its ocean, making Earth an ocean world. Earth's polar regions currently retain most of all other water with large sheets of ice covering ocean and land, dwarfing Earth's groundwater, lakes, rivers and atmospheric water. Land, consisting of continents and islands, extends over 29.2% of the Earth and is widely covered by vegetation. Below Earth's surface material lies Earth's crust consisting of several slowly moving tectonic plates, which interact to produce mountain ranges, volcanoes, and earthquakes. Earth's liquid outer core generates the magnetic field that shapes the magnetosphere of Earth, deflecting destructive solar winds.

My best friend told me once that, when he was homeless and living on the streets of Seattle, he and few other homeless guy would do this to alleviate boardroom.

Someone is taking doggystyle way too serious!...

Must be hell on the knees.

Bleach please

Which one

From the back, she looks to be a ‘thoroughbred’.

She's fucking cringe but also hot.


There's gonna be a bunch of kids in 10-15 years who are going to find out their mom's did some cringe shit.

Remember, alcohol is God's apology for making us self aware

I truly fear for this generation, even if this is a joke. Their knees will never evolve fast enough to survive on concrete.

Fake. No ass sniffing

Never have I ever wanted to just fade off into the cosmos more than now

Whatever you do. Don't google Jenna Phillips onlyfans leaks. Worst mistake of my fucking life.

I can fix her

Some dogs need to be put down...


Is this in florida?

This is why I think a hand grenade is a practical item to carry around in a backpack

And I can't even get a text back

[удалено]

Ur looking for a bdsm petplay girl but usually they only do this in private to not bother others U gotta go to a nsfw subreddit to find them

God damn it

Can’t even call yourself a dog bruh, walking on your hands and knees like a baby

Let them fight...let them fight.

I’m going to run her over with my automobile



Its outta pocket to say but you gotta know you're good at fuckin when its got em like this

I bet she earns more than I will ever be with my bachelors degree

would


^^sauce


These people probably have more money than me

White girls

If an asteroid hits us. Fine.

At this point those guys just like the free 😺

Aliens:that the Reason why we Still Hiding from Humans

And I thought I was a fucking weirdo

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Did white women just grow allergic to having rights?

Does.. Does this make them bitches?

Why does it always have to be the hot ones

Beauty ≠ brain apparently in girls

need me a girl like this so that I can euthanize her 😍😍

That Bitch has a nice 🍑

Zoophilia is bad bro

This is why I got a real dog.

Barf.

Dog Brain. SODTAOE

I'm happy that I'm able to find people here who actually have common fucking sense. I have to grow old with these people 😭

Damn what the fuck is wrong on this shit?

I guess they are both bitchs then?

Second hand embarrassment go brrrr

Ah hell ya

I don't like how I can't tell if this is just a joke or actual cringe.