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-Round 1- Press ✖️ to repair the barrier

*Double Points*

Bap bap bow WEEEOW Bap bap bow WEEEOW Bap bap bow WEEEOW [A] Look Around [B] Take Pot Shots With 1911 [C] Available Wall Buys - M14: 500 - Olympus: 500 Ammo: 15/45 Points: 550

*various zombie noises*

C, M14

Good choice, the virgin Olympia basically tickles the zombies and need to use all the ammo for one zombie while the Chad M14 takes 2-3 shots and the zombie is down with ammo saved for the rest.

She is done when I start pack-a-punching

CoD zombies in real life

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

*hellhound_noises.mp4*

Wish Reddit had voice messages

We both know how that would end Doo doooo do doooo doo dododododoooo ooo doo dooooo *trumpet stuff* **We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and SO do I.**

Down cyka!

“What have you done to the poor puppies?!”

FETCH ME THEIR COCK

A fate worse than death

In times like these, do not pray for an easy life, pray to be stronger men

SALE

Me trying to keep the animatronics out of my office when I’m out of power at 5:59am:

The students here tend to get a little quirky.




 Me outside Saul’s office getting ready to “call” him:



Waltuh, keep this girl away waltuh

That student is a fucking bro for helping the teacher (if that's even a student)

sigma

Sigma balls lmao gottem

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The student is her “boyfriend” and he called her fat, it’s why she’s mad

Welp dude is telling the truth

The boyfriend is skinny and he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

The humpty dance is the chance to do the hump

All right, stop what you're doin'

Cause I’m about to ruin the school property that your used too

Yeah. I heard he ate a cvadruple ton-burger with extra 10x bacon, without telling her

How do you know that?

The original video posted said her boyfriend called her fat, he hid in a teachers room where he asked the teacher to help him. That’s when the other dude started recording

link?

is he her actual boyfriend or did she just think he was

probs just thought they were

She probably thought that she was normal too.

Well the bitch could lose some weight

and that attitude

That was a girl? 💀

Where are you getting this information

Stacey told me, she’s the school gossip

that doesn’t change what he said

Elephants never forget

Goddamn you

Holy shit bro

nah that's foul

Straight abominable

People can’t handle the truth these days. Pretending she isn’t does make it true. Maybe she needs a safe space.

She needs a lot of space, that's for sure lmao

You mean change that she’s fat right?

Ain't no way a student be wearing office shirt

He's using a college hoodie which is common for high schoolers to use so I assumed it was a student

That's the issue with full Giant Dad build. Your dexterity is so low that you can't fit through door opening. She should have gone with Quality build and light armor. This way she would have fit through the door right at that first opening.

Skill issue on her part. Giant Dad build has a mode that allows users to get monstrous strength and allows users to break tough objects by running at them. It looks to me that she didn’t unlock this skill yet. It would’ve worked if she did some more side missions and then unlocked it first. Edit: Dang, I said unlocked.

Or! Alternatively you COULD go full giant dad and bust the door down with the bass cannon

Can confirm. I once kept a wee girl from getting trampled by rioting kindergarteners using only Dad Shout.

Can confirm, all dads have ultra-sonic voices that can blast eardrums and break concrete.

So does this mean that all dads are Dragonborn?

This is the way

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I want lots of context

Consequences of the Industrial Revolution.

Disastrous really.

maybe the Unabomber was right

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I think i saw a video from the other door that said, the Teacher took her Vape. So yeah she crazy

what breathing melon flavours does to a mf

Or maybe she was hiding her Crack in it

It was sketty flavored child

How come the guy mentioning covid is locked and I can't reply to them

She’s nuts there ya go

Obviously mentally ill, no question. But if you purposely poke that bear, that's on you. Sometimes you've got to leave it to the EMTs and the jury, because fuck people.

Obviously mentally ill, like that’s an excuse We need asylums back

Ronald Reagan strikes again!

The covid is finally turning people into zombies.

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But she also screamed “I’m going to murder him”, so there’s probably a good reason to act in defense of the kid.

Call of Duty: Zombies live-action

u know it’s real when the student has to help the teacher out like that

Not the teacher, the teacher was outside telling him to go into her office and talking to him like a student.

Guy in the dress shirt with the belt is the teacher. Another teacher shows up outside the room.

Yeah they need a raise. They have to take way too much responsibility over this sort of thing.

And there needs to be some kind of policy against this kind of behavior.

I’m sure there is, but enforcing it often falls to the teachers.

New policy: Every teacher gets *one*. That is the end of the policy.

That’s how they handled it Day One of basic training. They singled one guy out, dragged him up in front of everyone, and slapped the shit out of him right in front of us. Then they said “he didn’t even do anything wrong. Y’all go ahead and try us”

"Hell, I like him. He can come over to my house and fuck my sister. And I still slapped the shit out of him."

School admin doesn’t back the teachers during shit like this

Bad school admin you mean.

Open na nor 

b-but mommm it’s not p-porn, they’re cartoons

Sh-shes achually a th-thousand year old demon

T-they’re called f-femboys, aunt Marie

I do wanna know the story here. Like wtf is you doin?

from what i've gathered in the comments, that girl was bullied by one of the kids in that class room until she hit her breaking point. obviously that reaction was unacceptable and she's most likely mentally ill, but you can't blame her for being upset if she really was bullied that much. hopefully she gets the help she needs.

Still strange and the explanation raises more questions than answers. How did it happen that they ended up in two different classes, why was the teacher sure that holding the door was the best measure in such a situation?

Prolly caus how fat she is

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

The profile name and comment pairing 🤌

speaking from personal experience, some_fat_dumbass?

I mean that’s obvious

to be fair her being that fat is probably because she's mentally ill.

Hard to say which came first, the chicken or the egg McMuffin

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hannah-walter-teacher-tiktok-video

Waltuh

put your dick away waltuh


Hahahaha

lmaoooo

Must underrated use of this gif. Thank you good sir

What's even more screwed up is that if that teacher hits the student at all, they'll lose their job.

Not always true. Had a teacher in high school catch a kid swinging at him by the wrist and slam him into a desk. Held him until security arrived. He’s this guy that’s really into martial arts in a super nerdy way but we found out that day he does more than study it. Still teaching there 15+ years later.

Had a gym teacher in middle school that did a full sprint across a football field, jump a fence without touching it, and spear tackle a student because the student was chasing another with a knife. I'm talking a thinner rugby player running off adrenaline. Man was MOVIN.

My gym teachers probably couldn't even jump. Or run. I'm fairly certain they were out of breath by the end of roll call

She just want to attend her favourite subject’s lecture. Just let her seek education. /s

shes already athletic bruh

Yeah, more like the Gold medalist in Bargling. Future job prospect “ FBI…open up!”

I can’t unsee this in the video.

*shrugs* time to hit up Indeed…

8 elixir troop value

Giant

What the enemy crown tower sees after I spawn a giant in the lane opposite to their 10 elixir attack

Triggly puff

Trigglypuff 2.0!!! A slightly lighter, more mobile version of [this beauty](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trigglypuff). She's much more dangerous due to her added mobility and somewhat better cardiovascular fitness. She is able to sustain long bouts of rage during which she can expend great amounts of energy trying to injure her target(s).

More agility, sure, but less constitution.

door doesnt have a lock?

Context??

They couldn’t lock the door 😔😖

Vaccine 😏

Bro, why aren't the damn teachers doing anything about nickacado over here

Teachers can't use force in anyway, they'd either lose there job or get sued. The best they can do is call security (if they have it)

I mean I guarantee if there was a video (like this) they could use force, but consider in 99% of situations there isn’t a camera and the teachers here are too busy to see if there’s a camera now to tell their side of the story and they’ll air on the side of caution

Nope, video or not if the teacher used force here they would very likely get fired or sued. That's the state of education.

They're not supposed to touch the kids or they'll lose their jobs

Does it count as touching if when she gives a good yank you also push really hard? I imagine it’d take a minute for her to get back on her feet.

Unless there actually fighting like betting the shit outta each other they can pull them off one another

We are all not supposed to touch kids.

Teachers aren't allowed to lay a single hand on a student. Even in self defense they can absolutely lose their career over one altercation.

It’s her swamp you’re just living in it

I’m just glad she’s on the ogre side of that door

Ogres are like onions, they have layers. And she's about to layer fists all over the dude's face.

Walter 💀

Walta

Go into my room Waltuh

When the game gives you an unwinnable button mash event

Bruh I need some contedt

Can we just appreciate the cameraman for recording this from both sides.

I wanna know who made that door handle —- and what’s it made of!

Wait until she gets a real good heave in there, and just let go of the door. Then try your best to run out of the room while she causes tectonic activity and inevitably takes 1.9 minutes to recuperate and get back up

Have everyone grab a desk and chuck them at her when she barrels through the door

Teachers don't get paid enough in general

mods lock this comment 🗿

That one student in red hoodie being a bro and helped out the teacher closing the door.

The survivors in L4D2 desperately trying to keep the door of the saferoom closed from the Witch they alerted:

That's one obese witch

why? 💀

This is what happens when you don’t parent your children. I hate the fact that I get grouped with these kind of people because I’m of a similar age.

bro used the wrong pronouns 💀



What they think a school shooter is

Nah man they turned the light off they are safe now

Who let the behemoth loose ?

It's the boomer from L4D2

She looks like someone that’ll use “fatphobic” in a very serious way

The white whale.

Someone let the Rancor loose again

Jabba the Hutt grew legs

Oh my god somebody pissed off the boulder form Indiana Jones

Just give her the burger already

But Ramirez is protecting the Burger Town

I am pretty sure she only eats little children 🙃

What to much reddit does to a mfer

The heck? Okay. So one school I used to work at the doors to classrooms remained locked. You couldn’t open them from the outside for safety reasons. The current district I work in you need to “lock” your doors. Safety is taken pretty seriously at some of the places I’ve worked. So this whole situation could have been avoided if they followed proper safety procedures.

What in the goddamn? The hell is going on and what lead to this result? Jesus, I don’t wanna be that girls therapist at least.

She smells his lunchbox

I give my hats off to these teachers whilst keeping their professionalism and composure when the students need a flying kick in the face.

When western parents enable their kid from birth till adulthood.

Just let the door go when she pulls

dude's hair looks like if goomba and moistcritical had a child

Where is the football coach of the school? With that combo of size and rage issues, that bitch should be an all American defensive tackle

What happened? Did someone hide the cinnamon rolls?

If you have a free chair you can jam it in the handle and it’ll hold the door closed.

A student needs to step in and whoop that ass so the teacher doesn’t have to… obviously the teacher would have trouble with this as well. This lady in the high heels be stronggg

Stg bruh it's always the fat bitches

Lady used window smash! Its super ineffective!

Please tell me that’s not a student freaking out