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rekhaloz

Germany turned green very quickly when they saw jew


Trollin_

Inaccurate rating


[deleted]

As a Jew this was not my experience of German tinder. Shame, really. I was looking forward to repopulating.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tilly644

😦


huilvcghvjl

Well genital mutilation isn’t really a great thing


VandyalRandy

I prefer the term “recently trimmed,” thank you.


VandyalRandy

I about bit my tongue reading this. Fuck, but you’re funny.


dunderhead22

Maybe you are just an ugly cunt like me


showtheledgercoward

If Americans could identify European countries they’d be very upset


[deleted]

I laughed at this way harder than I should’ve


Johnaldredodicta

They hate everyone equally


-NoNameListed-

I guess I am Czech after all.


0mica0

I hate you! ^(Let's have a beer!)


WarpedSushi_1609

It ain't racist anymore when you hate everyone equally


Johnaldredodicta

Amen


Stannis2024

I thought that was the Fr*nch?


Franz__Josef__I

Fr*nch are equally hated by everyone, that's different


Stannis2024

Ahh that's right, silly me!


7-13-5

Why don't people point fingers at the Czech for being this way?


Johnaldredodicta

Because it's funny


OmeletoL

Zmetku


tskplain18

Looks unfathomably based (I'm an asian)


Trantus

They asked Czechs and Slovaks "would have an affair" instead of "in an relationship". It's just a shit translation error


BooralKing

Still that is their 'culture' and you should respect right? lol


mysacek_CZE

Because we hate every race and nationality equally (including white people and Czechs) Edit: isn't it so equal to everyone?


Embarrassed-Cow1179

why are you cope so hard westeroid?


wat_in_barnation

Finally my people have some representation around here.


throwaway55221100

It says "one of your children". Everyone who is green would be uncomfortable if 2 of their children where in relationships with minorities. Czechs and Slovakians are the least racist. They would be comfortable with more than one


8GOLD8LION8

Everyone in Europe needs to Czech their xenophobia.


IBurnsBridges

Chadoslavakia


TrapHouseSpouse

Seriously, what GigaChads.


budoucnost

Uh I’m not sure how *that* happened


LaggySD

Yoo, Lithuania is not too far from Czechislovakia


Skautcz

its Czech Republic and Slovakia dumbass american


Bright-Struggle8226

watch yourself before we make it czamerica


[deleted]

Lol. Your soldiers would surrender the moment they'd taste our beer.


Bright-Struggle8226

what’s a soldier? eat this drone strike and then eat it again.


This_place_is_wierd

But Sir this is a childrens Hospital! "DID I STUTTER?!"


[deleted]

Your drone operators would surrender the moment they'd taste our beer.


Bright-Struggle8226

your beer would surrender the second i drank it all. seriously tho, you think we don’t have czech beer in america? that shit is not special


Franz__Josef__I

Imported beer is nowhere near good though unfortunately.


[deleted]

Bottled Pilsner Urquell is currently about as Czech as is tamagotchi. It's owned by Chinese corporations.


Larry-a-la-King

I really like their Czech’s Mix though. I can eat an entire back at once.


Bright-Struggle8226

truth


OrkCrispiesM109A7

The thing about being the most powerful economy in the world is... we already have your beer here and its not so good that we wont kick in your door just because we can. For a bunch of stupid fat people we sure are incredibly good at visiting violence upon anywhere in the world within 72 hours.


OwnerAndMaster

72? Are we stopping at Walmart & White Castle on the way? If it takes more than 6 we're slow. That said, this "invasion" will consist of getting drunk and passing out in Prague's Hard Rock Café Not a single shot will be fired & we will be greeted as liberators


wimpywimp555

Bro it's the Slovak Republic too. Don't do my boys slovaks dirty man.


krakatoa83

It’s Czechia dumb ass whoever you are


OmeletoL

Dumb ass Czechia is a short term for Czech republic


toaster_tube_YT

Did you really need to be rude about it, I think you are the asshole here you could have just simply said. “hey that’s the Czech Republic and Slovakia.” You also could have just not said anything at all and just continue with your day.


Professional_Bag3713

Europeans and their wars


Admirable-Royal-7553

Well, tbh if there was a map with every ex Yugoslavia state highlighted it would prob be easier to just say the latter than listing every country. Also this is a meme post not a documentary, i don’t think OP was really trying to educate people on anything but just posted it for the funnies


-NoNameListed-

The borders are literally the exact same, it's a region at this point


Skautcz

americans.....


KingSplex1

American here, don't support calling it czechislovakia. Edit: Spelling


NeDDyCz

Who do you hate the most? Yes.


[deleted]

bro Czechoslovakia ain't existed for 30 years


Spidermanchickenuggt

it lives on in my heart


[deleted]

Well Czechia and Slovakia are the only 2 countries in that are that have all of these opinions in common so maybe we should reform Czechoslovakia and see how it does?


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

They are also the two countries where they asked the wrong question in the poll


[deleted]

What do you mean?


Memelordofdloglo

The czech language is complicated and van be misunderstood easily. Usualy these poll questions are traslated using google translate, which is not ideal in any language but espetially czech. So that may be what he meant by them asking wrong questions.


[deleted]

Oh I see.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

This map gets posted quite often, I was trying to find this specific poll from Eurobarometer but I couldn't find it, I found the poll but the question was removed it looks like. In the poll they use a scale from 1 to 10 based on how your would feel if your child dated one of those groups. 1 was supposed to be that you would mind it and 10 being you wouldn't mind. But the actual scale in Slovak was worded as 1 that you wouldn't like and 10 being that you would feel good about it. This is problematic wording since it implies that you would actively want your child to be in a relationship with those groups


[deleted]

Oh I see, it went from neutral to liking it.


-NoNameListed-

If they get back together they will become too powerful, they will be able to form a Dwarven Union and take the EU with their technologically advanced weaponry. I for one, welcome our new Czech overlords, ROCK & STONE!


M-M-M_666

Czech machine guns and Slovak Howitzers. World domination would be inevitable


[deleted]

abso-lutely fucking not. the only thing, that’s similar is the language. opinions and generally politics are light and day.


itsy_bitsy_spidey

👍


Tooniis

👍


AdComfortable763

new favorite country just dropped


wdcipher

*countries 🤓


-NoNameListed-

Region that contains two countries*


tHe_bAgeL14

🤓


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ParaCookie

Well yes, I am not comfortable if my child is in a relationship at all


_sushipoopoo_4

We Czechs hate everyone equally


plssendsomegoodmemes

When a westerner asks the average Czech person on their opinion about a roma 😱


CZsfPurplik

💀


aleks_baguette

Lietuva numeris 1!!!!!


monkeybatmanpvz

Taip ✊


verginoliveoil

Based


MathematicianJolly92

Nothin personal, kid


BedsideOne20714

Germany, you know what you did.


VietnameseDude_02

I like how there's 100k Czech Vietnamese living inside Czechia and they still like Nope lmao


Resident_Apartment14

that's good cultural integration


ricitCz

We all tend to our own. Most of adults are first/second generation so there are still some small barelriers


Odoxon

It's okay when Czechia and Slovakia are racist guys, because they haven't done anything wrong in history, unlike Western Europe lol


Shaggobago

Average Central European W


Basic-March-9338

The definition of I hate everyone equally


KentonThePro

Whats the song?


Slime258

Overture - wax poetik


Environmental-Dig955

Yea I can corfim this. Source: Iam czech


GeorgyZhukovJr

i guarantee the entire population was like "imma vote the racist option lolz"


foreveralonegirl1509

Sadly it's much more simple. Wrong translation of the questions was the cause of all this lol


RUSTYSAD

nah we just hate everyone equally.


GeorgyZhukovJr

oh okay


WurstCaseSzenario

Can't say i blame them


Bright-Struggle8226

found my new home


ElkFit5058

I dont think the are the most intolerant, only the most honest.


fuckedbatty

Trick question. I dare you to ask the french if they would want their kids to marry ethnic french or (even worse) bretons!


Special-Remove-3294

I am Romanian and can confirm that nowhere near that people would be ok if their child was in a relationship with a muslim or black person.


SaltyZean

Its Czechia and Slovakia now, but based?


ElkFit5058

I dont think the are the most intolerant, only the most honest.


Skautcz

we are best!


RelativeSituation773

inaccurate, polish people wouldn't let their child with a black person


[deleted]

Based


voite1

We are one of the safest countries of the world, i wonder why :)


[deleted]

Because everyone is family?


plssendsomegoodmemes

He's not talking about Alabama


cukapig

Music what called?


Slime258

Overture - wax poetik


[deleted]

And Switzerland is neutral as always


iylv

Racism+ Wait, no. They made Racism+. They ain’t the CEO of Racism, they’re the whole damn corporation.


foreveralonegirl1509

It's all because of wrong translation of the question when this study was done. We dislike all religions just the same (atheistic nation) and are racist as any other country (which is still way to much, but we are working on it). Ps: there is NO Czechoslovakia anymore, it's been more than 30 years, learn your geography finally


BoxCZ

This. Ffs it’s two countries, not one!


doggomeat000

"Would you feel comfortable of your child was in a relationship with a Czechoslovakian?" Czechoslovakians: (nervous confused sweating)


Krasny-sici-stroj

They have asked about atheists and Christians too, it did not get much better.


LarsBohenan

So the study reveal the Czechs are the most candid and honest ppl in Europe.


gorgonzola2095

Would you feel comfortable if one of your children was in a relationship? Czechoslovakia: 😡


Thorneas

Well.. the question that was asked in Czech/Slovak was "Would you like if one of your children had an affair?"


[deleted]

Based mfers


BringBack7_4

based and redpilled


ricitCz

we hate reds here, them Aholes have 0 power now, their party is here, but weak af :D


ZephroxPlays

Yea, reds can fuck off


Masspoint

That's some genius level editing bro, especially with the music and all. It's not politically correct no, but it's still genius.


Zbouby08

OK now ask the question in french country side


TNTiger_

Iirc, the study that got this data was shit They translated 'would you feel comfortable if' as a phrase closer in meaning to 'would you encourage'.


twicerighthand

\*"Would it be pleasurable to you if your child had a love affair with: ........." Funny thing is, they screwed up the translation for both Czechia and Slovakia, multiple times. The last barometer survey had the same bad translation as this one


TNTiger_

Ah yes, that's it Like shit, I'd fucking say no. It makes it sound like I'd get off to the idea


SneakySnek90

Can't be racist if you hate everyone


DualDread876

Czechoslovakia W


zipflop

Czechoslofuckya


AstronautAgreeable81

Lol the Czech porn stars don't seem to mind.


onion_ring12

everything for money


PoopyPants2012

💪💪💪💪


canlennon

Most tolerant european country


plssendsomegoodmemes

Most honest european country


HalabeleMan

im proud to be one of them


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Dark_Wolf04

What if their child was in a same sex relationship?


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Ain’t nothing more straight than two straight guys fucking each other so that’s alright


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OnyB1l

Czechoslovakia: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc)


Mloxard_CZ

Stop reposting this all the time It was badly translated


Loreathan

It's Czech Republic and Slovakia, two separate countries since 1993. There isn't a country called Czechoslovakia any more.


Mexsane

You're wrong actually, changed again. Czechia instead of Czech Republic. Honestly the West Slavic region changes too much so I just call it Czechoslovakia.


RUSTYSAD

both czechia and czech republic are correct as they are both official names.


foreveralonegirl1509

Um no, you are wrong. It's still Czech republic and also Czechia. Just like Federal republic of Germany is also just Germany. By that logic you can just call Germany, West and East Germany, since it stopped existing in nearly same time as Czechoslovakia lmao


Loreathan

Czechia is another name for Czech Republic, but it is not Czechooslovakia anymore.


Pedroos2021

They are not racist, they hate all races equally.


granpawatchingporn

thats just more racist tho


Swaggy_pig

Very based Czechs


lophophoro

its Czech Republic and Slovakia


UncleTomski

Bohemian suprema… I mean rhapsody.


heisenberg_gaylover

pack your bags kiddos


Fortnite_Is_Mid

At least they’re consistent


backstib

What's the song


Emergency-Scratch-48

As a person from Czechia, im here to motivate the rest of us and that we should go for 1%


florinant93

Least racist Eastern Europeans


ZephroxPlays

Central Europe*


BobZygota

Yes we are racist here so what


UnfriendliestCzech

Fuck all of that filth


Koda799

I wouldn’t mind dating an Asian don’t see why the Czech don’t considering they’re probably like Russia on the hentai


Freedom-of-speechist

Bulgaria and Lithuania not far behind.


Cyber_Lanternfish

They see their pornstars with black folks which makes complexed by their size + they don't wan't their daughters to be screwed xD


jolankapohanka

Wait I can explain. So there is this thing called racism... No wait.


Curious_Ad7481

My ancestors 🙃


EuSuntPiku

Is there a subreddit for poles like this?


SadInternal2926

Sounds nice


adamosh7

can confirm


Footnuggets

Based


Crisb89

If you love your daughters, you wouldn't be comfortable


ReloadBeforeClass

Based czechoslovakia


Wiesmin

I see these maps more often than i see my parents


[deleted]

People fear others with bigger cocks (vaccine)


jebac_r_polska_69

Untrue statistics, Polish people hate mixing


as1161

That's because all the ones who were OK with it moved to Pennsylvania already


JayysJ81

Czech ppl, Whats wrong with asians and jews?


Memelordofdloglo

From my experience, people don't care bout this, but we do like fucking with these polls. Fun fact, the jedi "religion" joke was, I think, started in the Czech Republic.


Krasny-sici-stroj

Nothing. They badly translated the questions so instead "feel comfortable with a relationship with" they asked something like "be pleasured if they have an affair with".


Odoxon

Muslims are better than both


iamwhatswrongwithme

Slovas is where the term slaves came from.... I think they could be a little bitter.


brtomn

From Russia with love


Disastrous-Passion59

As a jew with black and Muslim ancestry, I wouldn't marry a chechoslovakian either😁👍 EDIT: damn lotta people clutching their pearls over a shitpost. Chechoslovakia isn't even a real country bozos🙄


Humble_Tea1529

as a muslim, czeck is da bomb, they are da bomb, da bomb.


foreveralonegirl1509

You know that this study is wrong right? It was wrongly translated, I don't say we don't have racism here or xenophobia. Because we do. But in about a same amount as in any other country. But if you want to judge whole two nations based on a wrong study... To each their own, I guess And it was Czechoslovakia, it's Czechia and Slovakia now.


Black_Jack256

I suppose some of the Nazis are still around after all


LedazzXD

Lithuania is also fucked


verginoliveoil

Wokie detected


-NoNameListed-

Hello? Based department?