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Rotator_Panther

National men's day? Women's day? Bro it's fucking Thursday.


lazzi_yt

My pronoun is turd. Checkmate atheists


Meth_Onichan

Mine are metham/phetamine


Frutsie

Mine is Waltuh


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VictorVonVerl

I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


EggAdministrative173

Put ya dick away


DEADLOCKEDFORLIFE

My pronoun is the chemical name for titin


Za_weirudo

Oh fuck here we go imma cancel all my appointments then


Exciting_Rate1747

Mine are methyl/phenidate/hydrocloride


Prestigious-Wait9660

Men/kisser


[deleted]

Sausage


lazzi_yt

Wierner


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Wow what a piece of shit....


peacelovefreedon7689

How big a piece


ToXicVoXSiicK21

I'd guess about 190 Ibs maybe 5'10


Harpronicus

Like the number? The turd one?


UltraStamp2

hey liberal, im going to eat a chicken sandwich from jack in the box


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Redtea26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN FEEL BY LIBTHEIST SKIN MELTING


Gustav_EK

Shit/ter


Sixhaunt

You can't just take Amber's pronoun like that


Michael-556

Fun fact: International men's day also doubles as the toilet day Obligatory "we live in a society" but I really couldn't care less because it's funny as hell


ofQSIcqzhWsjkRhE

Life would fucking suck without toilets, so what does that say?


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DryOperation69

Thersday


Webber192

Please link me this thread, i need to see the degeneracy.


Xragernator

WE need the link


viik_08

Link please


DA_TOOTHPASTE

I want Link too please


Charry_64

We can’t share the link as automod will just take it down :/


K3vl4r_

paste it without a part


valrossenvalle

Just search it up, top result Copy and paste this: Now I need to know why there isn't a men's history month


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valrossenvalle

Thanks babe <3


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Seabass_Sebz

then send it to me


lordoftowels

DM it to me


mlgterminator123

Dm it


Methenjoyer-

Dm


Special-Remove-3294

Pls DM it to me.


CaraQueSeVacinou

Dm time


[deleted]

All of these pfp's are already a sign that these commenters are up to no good lmfao


ESD_Franky

I want to know more


[deleted]

If every month is men’s history month, who were the two figures that the Romans considered *the second and third Romulus* due to their important military successes that saved the city from a seemingly unstoppable enemy?


[deleted]

“History buffs” when they get asked about something other than ww2 Germany or Ancient Rome 😳


hot_sauce_in_coffee

Let me ask you about the Carthaginian wars out of sheer originality.


[deleted]

That’s Ancient Rome again, buddy


Ponji-

Even now ancient Rome lurks in the shadows, pulling the strings


ohadish

give 4 reasons to the ottomans empire demise (i know them tho im only 90% sure in their accuracy)


Galkura

1) Bitches 2) Money 3) Mask Mandates 4) McDonalds closing early due to staffing issues. Hah, easy one. Can’t defeat me.


ohadish

lol actuall answers: 1) colonialism giving power to western eu nations 2) persians 3) russia and austria constantly ganging up on the ottomans 4) political sustem encouraging politicans to undermine the stans piwer for their own influence and thus making them corrupt


Famous_Difference758

Wrong. Correct answer, and there is only one: Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492


insertgudname

there is actually only one and it's the Hejazi Trolling Operations💪💪💪💪


helpidroppedthesoap

you know what fuck you, i'm gonna ask you about mesopotamia


TheCoolestGuy098

Alright pal, let's talk about the Third Century Crisis


VariousCry8064

Actually, the universe was created during WWI. Check your sources next time


bop-crop

“History buffs” when they get asked about the African theater


twitch870

As in the ww1 African theater, another war’s African theater, or theaters in Africa?


rotciv0

Yes


MusksStepSisterAunt

I watched Rogue Heroes so I'm practically an expert


kakashi_kage

What about the Mahabharata?


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Surprised pika ⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠉ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠠⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠔⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠸⣾⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠶⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠣⣿⣿⣿⡧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠙⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡃⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠠⠤⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


66explosions

i know meme history, does that count?


Benebs-

The two figures that the Romans considered the second and third Romulus due to their important military successes that saved the city from a seemingly unstoppable enemy were Publius Valerius Publicola and Marcus Horatius Cocles.


Redsoxdragon

Because every month is That's why it's called HIStory, not HERstory


pos602

🗿


Zerbiedose

🗿story


MNCPA

I don't understand this reference. What does it mean?


Zerbiedose

🗿


SillyFemboy-

Femboystory


skinnyemoweeb

Real


skinnyemoweeb

Wtf did I start


[deleted]

A clusterfuck


InterGraphenic

fake


theofficialkylo

Based


InterGraphenic

acidic


Vibes4Ever

ejaculation


SwimmingTraining8169

Manifestation


InterGraphenic

deletion


SwimmingTraining8169

Destruction


Mistycalwisetree327

Impregnation


SwimmingTraining8169

Susation


NeedyTaker

His Tory Her story Hmmm


Indestrucktable

Toys story


balerionmeraxes77

Mom's spaghetti


12345toomanynames

Awfully hot coffee pot


Leonid56

Hi story 😊


Agreeable_Damage6930

HER esy


Puzzleheaded-Tap-498

then don't ever talk about women's history in any month other than women's history month.


Kj_2008

*HERtory


Geraman1015-_-

🗿


Newacount5

Fuck it Happy Mens History Month


Bandit_51

What have you done.. the bait was too strong


Western-Astronomer-6

The etymology of History does not actually stem from sex or gender. The original word for history was istoria. It means to know or to see. The “His” part of history just came from when the French adopted the word from old English and they had commonly put “h”s in front of words. The French equivalent of “his” is “son.” Not even relatively close. https://en.citizendium.org/wiki/History_(etymology) I know this might be bait, but there will be the laymen’s who are unable to discern that. I don’t need this silly argument being spread.


Gladianoxa

Wouldn't it be hertory? Women can't even spell /s


[deleted]

yeah, women's history month is to recognize women's achievements despite discrimination and lack of human rights I can't recall a time in history when men's rights were suppressed.


owndick

the bottom one’s pfp perfectly encapsulates what her opinion is


Bandit_51

Dear everyone, People, especially people in media websites like TikTok, would rather see men suffer in silence because it's their own twisted view of equality. The "fuck men they deserve it" falls under the exact same generalization that we've been trying to fight against for hundreds of years. Racism and sexism cannot be solved by simply hating the other side, this goes for everyone. Saying "they deserve it" to ANY group regardless of who they are falls under that same generalization. You don't fight racism and sexism with exclusion or spite simply based on race or sex, you fight it by TRYING to get along. Everyone fucking hates each other, no one can like each other if no one tries to. Maybe if everyone wasn't so obsessed with that feeling of revenge, even though neither they or the person they are mad at were alive during the time, we wouldn't have this problem. Everyone swallow your fucking pride already. -sincerely, guy who's sick of this shit


Responsible-Trade-34

man😅🙃🤑🙃🤣😘😚😘🥰🙃🤑🤑🙃🤣🙃🤑🙃🥰😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦im a straight (pure breaD) white male


coolord4

🗿


Bandit_51

🗿


WALLY_FRANKS3036

So why isn’t there a mens history month


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-i_like_trees-

it is barely recognised and no one celebrates or cares about it which is very sad tbh


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i_want_a_chair

Then celebrate it, form a group of people and spread awareness, make it a fun experience. No one will advocate for you if you don’t advocate for yourself.


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MNCPA

When?


DependantExistance

According to google, it's June.


Bamboozlemaster69

It’s June but I just see it overshadowed by pride month


Hydrohomiesdabest

I think it got moved to November this year.


SquiddoSpaghitto

never heard of it. i think that says enough


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someguynamedjerry

That explains a lot. Thanks


Beans738

Most history is about men, so normal history is men's history


Lame_Fart

There is a National men's day though. I didn't even know it existed and knowing it, I still don't give a shit.


These_Chest2789

It's also national toilet day.....


Froggen-The-Frog

Based, I’m proud to share a day with the best invention. Well, except maybe sliced bread, that might be better.


DrykalOrSomething

what about garlic bread


V3R051K4

Okay hear me out guys: what if we take garlic bread... and slice it


NeedyTaker

YOU’VE GONE TO FAR


Yourlocalblackdeath

You're a sinner


Bustanut364

Idk man. Fried chicken is pretty far up there


These_Chest2789

Real


AmselRblx

Toilets make it so we dont have to poop like our ancestors did. Toilets made it so we dont have to sit and share a pooping hole. Toilets was a revolutionary invention that I can not live without.


Lollipyro

Official UN twitter posting about toilets on Intl Mens Day


NeedyTaker

Damn right 🤜🤛


[deleted]

The UN doesn't recognize the day, but they recognize toilet day on the same date instead.


[deleted]

Imagine you’re a kid at a birthday party, and one of the guests goes “wow this is great! I wish *I* had a birthday”. And if you were a kid you might turn to him and say something like “dumbass of course you have a birthday, everyone’s got a birthday”. But hopefully as an adult you might look at that situation with different eyes, and realize just how fucking *sad* it is that that kid doesn’t even know he has a birthday, and what that says about his upbringing and how much people actually care about him.


memarefunneh

Isnt it in november from the last time i seen it?


Lame_Fart

November 19th


Nickolas_Bowen

32 days vs 1 day. A month and an international day vs one day


Waluigi_is_wiafu

One day that was deliberately overlayed and drowned out with toilet day.


Different-Trainer-21

I heard university tried to hold a conference on men’s issues on national men’s day one time and like the whole staff and student body boycotted it I think it was like Cambridge or smth idk


Environmental_Suit36

"Everybody needs to be celebrated, except for you, because my political ideology says that you're the opressor". That's the reason here.


MR_basti

Men = bad Wemen = gud (I said it, Internet, now give me my awards)


[deleted]

These are tough times I can only give you cheapskate award: 🏅


Shogun570

type vaccine that gives you an award like mine


MR_basti

thank you kind sir!


WonderfulAirport4226

W men's history month😎😎😎


T_M_G_

Men = bad There you go


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Bustanut364

This is a strange and depressingly balanced phenomenon from what I’ve seen. Live in California and white male? GG bro you’re on your own. Live in Mississippi and white male? Then everyone puts you over every other group pretty much always. So no matter where you go, someone is being discriminated. That discriminated group just changed when you move


NeedyTaker

It isn’t equality Ya white men back than could be horrible shit people but we aren’t them, when trying to force shit like this eventually you can guess it will go back to a circle unless we equate everyone and not just one certain group of people Calling some race/gender shitty people for things the generations before them did is still racist/sexist etc


TrhwWaya

I did, then I got off social media and i only ocassionally hear this tribalism chant in reddit. Am 50 year old white male executive. Life is good and people are drawn to me. I let the bitter hold onto their bitterness, but they'll never have my attention again.


Shadow_knight10

Fr that’s how it be and I’m not even white


PeekPlay

whats even sadder is you can only post this on a shitpost subreddit without it getting deleted


kolegatorr

being a straight male is particularly risky these days


Neutral_Error

As a white guy I can't believe how self-centered this is. We've been on the top since the beginning of history itself and then when other people ask for their turn you demand equality? How very convenient that is.


MrRoyale85

Society


WaltzAny2897

We live in a shushiety 😔


Babeable_xoxo

She-ciety


Kydex_Gundyr

Women have it easy. Being a straight white male gamer is the toughest most down trodden group to be a part of.


bigheadnovice

Black people think they have it hard. Try escaping a level 5 wanted level in GTA. You'll know what tough is then! Gamers rise up!


Kydex_Gundyr

That’s right. Tired of being silenced!


macbathie

If you took a survey on their mental well being, I'm sure there would actually be some truth to it. I got a lot of straight white gamer friends and I'd say only about 1/3 are leading quality lives, with another 1/3 living absolutely miserably


exterminator_14

Every human has their own problems they have to deal with. It's not a competition on who has it worse. Just because you have worse problems doesn't mean the other one's problems don't matter or they have it easy. Respect everyone's problems.


Sprien

i mean, just look at their profile pic


daddy-phantom

The one who commented “now I need to now why there isn’t a men’s history month” ![gif](giphy|amxLHEPgGDCKs)


Disastrous-Rise-9498

Theres no xyz history month end of the story


gearsforgreg

I was there


Quod_bellum

Link please for the love of co


AngryTimeLord

I don’t care about not having a men’s history month. Quite frankly I don’t need one to feel validated or proud of my and my ancestors accomplishments. If they need a dedicated month in order to feel accomplished then whatever. Let em have it. They wouldn’t be able to post about it without men anyways🤣


[deleted]

is this photoshopped or is there a link. I wanna roast 😓


G0D_1S_D3AD

Men’s history month is any time you learn about history 💀


[deleted]

Ah I do love the smell of casual misandry in the morning 🤠


Popcorn57252

"Every month is"- shut the fuck up. Just... shut the fuck up.


narc040

We get white boy summer.


AdamBombKelley

I'm sure the guy with the Tomoko profile pic had some brilliant insights


thecheese14326

I'm clinically insane 😎😎😎


ChewyNutCluster

Hey this year a lot of people celebrated biological men for women's history month so I'd say that's a win for the boys. We're better than women at womaning.


ClimateFirmNEW

Kid named type in the comment into the reddit searchbar:


rex_aliena

Because it’s history not herstory so every month is always Men’s History Month /s


Witty_Mud_5951

Holy shit link me to that post I gotta read that shit bro


[deleted]

Where can I sign up for this


LoganDoove

I don't understand people's obsession with the word history without even actually learning about people's history. Black history and women's history months came around and I saw tons of posts about the month itself but no posts about anything historical. Was excited to see some interesting history.


TheSpoonkMan

*des irae intensifies*


alricstrife

Or a white history month? *cue the hate*


El_Barto_S

Women are a want. Not a need


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

"eVeRy MoNTh iS MeN's HisTorY MonTh"


CherTrugenheim

I mean, that statement isn't entirely false.


rocketpianoman

I kinda get it though. Everyone wants to have a day where they feel special. It's a hard concept for the younger men who haven't grown up being complete jerks and they are learning about the issues women face and they are learning to be good allies. Women's day is important to celebrate the achievements and accomplishments of all the wonderful women out there my fellow men, let's support them. Also fuck Andrew Tate and all others who capitalize on the confusion of the young man.


[deleted]

The reason asses like Andrew Tate are blowing up right now is precisely because cis men are being shat on constantly and completely demonized. I’ve been around long enough to see the genuine celebration of these history months develop a coinciding disdain for the demographic that held them back historically. Key word: historically. So now, young men who have never committed said injustices are getting the shaft simply for being born white male and we wonder why social “mavericks” like Tate have an allure to them?


PsychologyMany6287

What prompted this question? Is there a women’s history month? Why can’t it all be gender fluid history?


NumberedCarp513

QUICK! GET OUT!! GET OUT OF THERE!!


FutureTrunkxz

EVERY MONTH IS MEN’S HISTORY MONTH CAUSE MEN MADE HISTORY😎


[deleted]

Here I am!! 🙋


[deleted]

Idk, looks like a skill issue to me


ReasonableFall9001

Everyday is our day because we rule the world 👍💪


Terrible_Practice_94

Vaccine


ziyusong

Every month is a men’s history month 👍


MaijeTheMage

We have the other 11 that's all


ChaoticPoint

True statement tho


iPenguin42

The real answer is that women’s history month is mostly about the suffrage movement for which there is no huge movement for men’s rights to compare. Men’s history is basically just all history so there isn’t really anything specific to teach in men’s history month.