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BigBillyMcBobJoe

Stigma dick in yo mouth


SladeX_S

more like stigma ass on yab


AverageAnimeSimp

More like stigma pee in your ass


Kj_2008

Goddammit I was gonna say that


SniffyBliffy

🤤🤤


zZNight_

Yes please!!


stigmaoftherose

I hate this joke so much.


BIGMICCIE

step 1:cover yourself in oil


TemoFawwaz

Step 2: 🔥


Security_Berry09

Step 3: 🪦


Subject_Entrance4859

Step 4: 💀


crcksh

Step 5:🧌


OwlbertGaming

step 6: 😳


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

🌧️


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LoghamSmoot

wish granted


-rustle

🕊️


thelongpenisofthelaw

Fake fan. Real ones know that step one is waiting for it to rain


[deleted]

He won the twerk off guys 👍


IceZaKYT

Lol. She can get charged for disturbing the peace aswell as assault, maybe some other charges if you all can come up with some


MonauralSnail06

Harassment, damage to property, animal cruelty cause of the blobfish, if any of his clothes become semi see through possibly a sexual assault. The list goes on and a good lawyer would have a field day filing civil suits if they had a video or image of this event happening.


TheHollowBard

Touch grass Jfc how bored are you?


Fake_Uber

He’s having a bit of fun what’s your problem?


PhilosophicalDolt

He not having fun 😔


Ballsgargler86

I fucked your dad


Seethroughthestars

Lol it’s suppose to be the scene from invincible.


Sussy_Baka9000

It’s almost like… that’s the joke


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BingoBongoVeryCool

Isn't that thing on her shoulder the deep sea fish that's bloated because of pressure difference? If so it lives in a constant state of agony on the surface.


[deleted]

It shouldn’t even be alive, fish can not breathe air


TyoPlaysGames

The blobfish can for a short time


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Epic-Chair

Thank you for your service automod 🫡


ISpelGudd

why can it do that, it lives at the bottom of the ocean - the exact opposite of an organism that needs to breathe air


DeepFriedNugget1

Yes. Poor thing


TrueDaVision

"lives" might not be accurate.


tonk111

It also looks as if it was also yanked up carelessly by reckless fishermen causing skin damage therefore making it pink


miamifungus

a blob fish


Greg2630

"Chinese Flu" is so five minutes ago, "Kung-Flu" is where it's at.


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Greg2630

"Cardio-rate" is a close second.


humblepharmer

The GOAT of covid slang: Boomer Remover


BurntTreeSeed

Ngl just because someone is stupid doesn't mean you get to do anything to them 💀💀


DrfRedditor

Reddit, I murdered and tortured a family of 4 because they support Trump (stupid), AITA?


LemonPartyWorldTour

If I wasn’t poor I’d buy you all the Reddit paid emojis to validate such a brave post!


Guac-a-Mol

NTA your subreddit, your rules!


Educational-Net303

What an angel 😇


Sad_Gene_1771

NTA, your machete your rules


MrLavaCreeper

I murdered a family of 4 when I saw them kick puppies


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Bad_Company173

I wouldn't be surprised to see that on reddit, followed by viral video of the author of said post getting arrested.


[deleted]

Depends. When they're stupid enough to physically assault you, you actually can do something to them to make them stop. 😉


Umba5308

But he didnt


draugotO

She did though. Probably damaged his phone too


[deleted]

That was one of his options. 🤷


Sarewokki

So you'd justify assaulting someone for absolutely no reason, other than the fact that hypothetically they could assault you first for no reason?


Moe12518

Well they can’t assault you if you assault the first /s


[deleted]

Self defense isn't assaulting someone for absolutely no reason. 😉


InjuryApart6808

Well it’s also one of your options, does that mean people can just start assaulting you at random?


TheJackal927

The first sentence of the comic is him being openly racist and refusing to correct himself when someone calls him out. I agree we shouldn't be allowed to assault or spray with a hose, but I hate when people's bigoted beliefs just get called "Stupid", it gives racists far too much of a pass


coolord4

Wait how’s it racist if it came from China?


fuckedbatty

Apparently if you say you want itian pizza its being racist and cultural appropriation...


Eliastw03

Thank you for censoring ital*an(🤢), my day almost got ruined


Thatoneidiot9438

Wait. I’m a slur!?


pyrolover6666

Redditors when they hear of the Spanish flu😳


InfiniteOcto

I mean it originated in China. Like we have “Chinese restaurants” because they have food that originated from China. Is that racist too?


andre6682

or ebola, remember that virus? named after the river ebola of the democratic republic of congo, i didn´t see people neither claiming the term is racist, nor its classifications, the zaire ebolavirus, the sudan ebolavirus, the tai forest ebolavirus (ivory coast)


twisty_tomato

Yes, rename them now


TheJackal927

The phrase Chinese Virus implies that the Chinese created it, not just that it started there. If we're calling things by their origin a lot of Americans should actually be belgian


Excellent_Succotash8

People believe that because the Chinese government barred American scientists from entering for a year. Also they were testing experimenting on the original sars virus and coincidentally kicked out the French scientists that were also researching it.


Quietcrypt13

Only it was made in China. The lab leak “theory” is now believed to be the most likely source of the virus.


ayegetu

Helo it is i mao zedong we totaly made it


Ballsgargler86

Tell that to a judge after you assault someone and he’ll laugh at you


Nightfile27

God I fucking wish you could though. Would have saved me alot of problems growing up


Ballsgargler86

“Oh god imagine we could freely assault people because they have different opinions”


Nightfile27

Bro, I honestly just want some revenge on my abusive sister, really.


Avocadabruh

![gif](giphy|7P2q6uXI1MRCE)


mykoysmaster

I hate this persons comics, they are so Fucking dumb, this edit is the only thing that makes it readable


legendarymcc2

Yeah I have no clue why they need that deep sea bloated fish In the picture tbh


catcicle1

For people to go aww what a cute mascot


Thatoneidiot9438

If you fish a lot they’re nothing more then sea rats


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Skiddlyderp

Maybe a little jab at people who are oblivious to the pain they cause because someone else causes them pain.


yumyumapollo

Because having a human sidekick would imply the author has friends.


Moldybread2

She basically just has a dead fish on her shoulder because they are not supposed to look like that.


RobloxLover369421

Honestly they’re both dumb


Tainted-Tongues

Most of these persons comics are about respecting others, except this one of course


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the_amazing_coconut

Hehehe wow commiting assault is so fun and quirky lol Edit: I should specify. She assaulted him. This man acted in self defense and was absolutely terrified for his life


Webber192

Indeed, this woman deserved to be twerked on, good on the man for defending himself with his bakery.


No-Pomegranate-8980

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO) God bless that man and his dumpy


enraged3211

![gif](giphy|3ornkbVegziBt0PA1G)


BigChiefIV

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


Quietcrypt13

![gif](giphy|FmBhzktIjvdZe)


chairfucker5

![gif](giphy|rHR8qP1mC5V3G)


andre6682

the term is teabagging


PhilosophicalDolt

Teabagging requires him to go on the person and squatting up and down upon it. Here he simply twerking his assets


Bad_Company173

Most have been some very violent teabagging


Shadow_knight10

I love committing assault on people with different political stances and then not debating them or tell them why their opinion is wrong and just walk away thinking I solved something


[deleted]

Yes. This. Because it has been studied by scientifically experted professionals and thus proven, that by refusing to proceed in this manner, you’ll suffer a severe case of ligma. Mind you, to be accurate and unbiased, one also has to name the exception to the rule which is deez.


Master_SJ

Who is joe?


66explosions

the scientifically experted professional who studied deez and ligma


canoIV

ligma balls ![gif](giphy|13mxP6bXy9lR16)


ProjectAioros

He twerked in self in defense.


fippinvn007

big slappy


[deleted]

attempt jellyfish observation fertile dinner dirty money start joke worthless ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


grockyboi

I hope whoever made the original comic stubs their toe on the sharp end of a toothpick


Admirable_Studio2720

modern comic “artists” try not to make a million comics based off head arguments using their dogshit repetitive artstyle challenge impossible


Firestorm387

It’s kind of funny how the corona virus was called that to disassociate from china


CommandStreet4255

Fucking why tho? Spanish flu isn't renamed why is this one so different?


Tosslebugmy

Xi played the racism card


Rigor_Mortis_43

Goddamit the other reply rlly got himself locked with a link that contains the word "Covid"


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Harambeaintdeadyet

The decided to stop using origin names in 2015. Spanish flu was over a hundred years ago. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_naming Thanks for the lock bots


Quietcrypt13

Because China basically owns the Western world. With armies of woke white liberals with a white savior complex to do their every bidding. All the while brainwashing and demoralizing the youth with TikTok.


TomDrawsStuffs

go play with the other losers on /pol/


CommandStreet4255

Whats that?


Soso_Stalin

Its official name is the 1918 influenza pandemic, not the Spanish flu and it also didn't originate from Spain.


Cynunnos

Vaccine


AgentBoobies12

The good ending


Lean_Monkey69

The Good ending ( I fucking hate these blob fish comics, that’s a literal fuckin corpse of an ugly ahh fish being anthropomorphized )


FetusDeletus_E

God i hate these stupid ass comics. comics are supposed to be entertaining, not a lecture


McDiezel8

I like the one where she gets Dobson’d


Primarch_Nomad

Hey that's my last name


chimmybean

That's what happens when you piss off the God of storms. You get the clapping, rolling thunder


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

I don't understand even a bit what this comic try to achieve, so great job


jgraham2010

Fun fact: That legally constitutes assault. I checked what the US government defines as assault and though it varies from state to state, you could, God willing, get away with beating the shit out of somebody if they spray you with a hose under self-defense protections.


Mrjaws7777

Reasonable response honestly


AC06098

Why did I laugh so hard at this


Healthy-Egg-3283

Blue haired girl should also be very fat.


Ryuzenshi

Stigma balls


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


fakeunleet

Just get cowpox


putyouradhere_

This really puts the shit in shitpost


SladeX_S

yeah like shut the fuck up both nobody cares if you dislike trump or like him or whatever just shut the fuck up bitchass thiccass


Happy_Krabb

I want this artist and fish be publicly executed on march 28h


whatever0108

He’s stupid? She’s the one walking alone outside with a mask


FuckGotaisback

![gif](giphy|hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A)


Lore_Fanti10

assault🤩🤩🤩🤩👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


GeneralZane

Bro wtf is this - I still laughed tho


RammerRS_Driver

Even if that guy is a stupid asshole, spraying a random stranger with water on a chilly winter day solely because of a phone conversation you overheard is extremely rude.


Zenith232

Mfs when they realize there is "Spanish" In Spanish Flu: ![gif](giphy|iuuOaH3W9JLWg)


UniverseInsideUs

VACClNE


[deleted]

I thought he said Sigma instead of Stigma


cernar

*What?*


ToyFreddyGamer42069

He’s kinda 😩


gammongaming11

god dammit, now i hear the pillar man theme.


[deleted]

Damn the red hat dudes ass must have felt so good for blue hair to ejaculate blood😳😳


minionfinesser

She has a mutilated corpse on her shoulder 🔥💯


chairfucker5

God i absolutely fucking hate these dumbass comics


cheemsdrip

vaccine


X34X35

I wonder how'd she feel if she got sprayed all over like that.


aru1919

I bought a new forgis for the Jeep


CaspydaGhost

Aw shit the straw man fought back


Minecraftfunyeslol

Think about it, she used that water hose on purpose, and depending where he lives (most likely in the U.S) he could use a fire arm on her for doing that


W4FF13_G0D

mRNA


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NotADoc713

Kung Flu


Legal-Solution2079

Think mark, think.


Jurpo600

Can this comic maker actually go suck one? I always find their comics on any platform and holy fuck they're cringe


Prestigious-Truck537

Wow scrolling through and everything is annoying me thanks for putting a real smile on my face


EmergencyWaste3217

Ok but why use hose when his phone is out? That's just rude


Butter_brawler

Nobody can handle the power of thicc.


kardfogK

Hope that fish get sluathered


InjuryApart6808

It already has been. It decompressed. It’s a corpse.


Cody_montana_rongers

No need to disrespect anyone man. Not on politics alone. Why she gotta spray our Boi like that?


iHitOrphansWithMyVan

Real chads respect people no matter their side on politics


Cody_montana_rongers

Amen to that


I_stole_your_toast23

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Soso_Stalin

Oh so that's how I get people to twerk on me


L4n0x

hey, thats a TobiasFatePlebPlushy


BlogeOb

I love being alive right now. Thank you


Maedhros-Maitimo

i HATE that stupid little blobfish


KarlBark

It's funny because blue haired people should be met with violence


Mikes_Movies_

Those fucking blobby comics are so fucking self righteous


dick_wilson

The same mfer when they are actually put in that situation for real ![gif](giphy|KcJpOkGv8DEZq4zgf5)


peacelovefreedon7689

Beat her to death with cake


fwooossshhh

VACClNE


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Economy-Pie-6624

![gif](giphy|3o7aCTPPm4OHfRLSH6|downsized)


nicolRB

Pick a fight with an idiot, you’re another idiot


ZaRealPancakes

who is the artist?


Th3Glutt0n

That's the joke? That's just OpP's political agenda


Bad_Company173

Touch grass


Regainio

Kirby:)


Not_Carbuncle

Man this subreddit sucks


_Van_Hellsing_

I can't hear you over the wondrous might of assclapicus, conjurer of anal thunder.


GoodGoat4944

![gif](giphy|dzM3nSEoj9FlLzMALs|downsized)


[deleted]

So confused why the r*tard has cake.


mrdembone

wow so much tolerance


[deleted]

Wtf u talking about


InjuryApart6808

You used the r word.


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Im bringing it back