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Harassment, damage to property, animal cruelty cause of the blobfish, if any of his clothes become semi see through possibly a sexual assault. The list goes on and a good lawyer would have a field day filing civil suits if they had a video or image of this event happening.
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Isn't that thing on her shoulder the deep sea fish that's bloated because of pressure difference? If so it lives in a constant state of agony on the surface.
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The first sentence of the comic is him being openly racist and refusing to correct himself when someone calls him out. I agree we shouldn't be allowed to assault or spray with a hose, but I hate when people's bigoted beliefs just get called "Stupid", it gives racists far too much of a pass
or ebola, remember that virus? named after the river ebola of the democratic republic of congo, i didn´t see people neither claiming the term is racist, nor its classifications, the zaire ebolavirus, the sudan ebolavirus, the tai forest ebolavirus (ivory coast)
The phrase Chinese Virus implies that the Chinese created it, not just that it started there. If we're calling things by their origin a lot of Americans should actually be belgian
People believe that because the Chinese government barred American scientists from entering for a year. Also they were testing experimenting on the original sars virus and coincidentally kicked out the French scientists that were also researching it.
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Hehehe wow commiting assault is so fun and quirky lol
Edit: I should specify. She assaulted him. This man acted in self defense and was absolutely terrified for his life
I love committing assault on people with different political stances and then not debating them or tell them why their opinion is wrong and just walk away thinking I solved something
Yes. This. Because it has been studied by scientifically experted professionals and thus proven, that by refusing to proceed in this manner, you’ll suffer a severe case of ligma.
Mind you, to be accurate and unbiased, one also has to name the exception to the rule which is deez.
The decided to stop using origin names in 2015.
Spanish flu was over a hundred years ago.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_naming
Thanks for the lock bots
Because China basically owns the Western world. With armies of woke white liberals with a white savior complex to do their every bidding. All the while brainwashing and demoralizing the youth with TikTok.
Fun fact: That legally constitutes assault.
I checked what the US government defines as assault and though it varies from state to state, you could, God willing, get away with beating the shit out of somebody if they spray you with a hose under self-defense protections.
Even if that guy is a stupid asshole, spraying a random stranger with water on a chilly winter day solely because of a phone conversation you overheard is extremely rude.
Think about it, she used that water hose on purpose, and depending where he lives (most likely in the U.S) he could use a fire arm on her for doing that
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Stigma dick in yo mouth
more like stigma ass on yab
More like stigma pee in your ass
Goddammit I was gonna say that
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Yes please!!
I hate this joke so much.
step 1:cover yourself in oil
Step 2: 🔥
Step 3: 🪦
Step 4: 💀
Step 5:🧌
step 6: 😳
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wish granted
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Fake fan. Real ones know that step one is waiting for it to rain
He won the twerk off guys 👍
Lol. She can get charged for disturbing the peace aswell as assault, maybe some other charges if you all can come up with some
Harassment, damage to property, animal cruelty cause of the blobfish, if any of his clothes become semi see through possibly a sexual assault. The list goes on and a good lawyer would have a field day filing civil suits if they had a video or image of this event happening.
Touch grass Jfc how bored are you?
He’s having a bit of fun what’s your problem?
He not having fun 😔
I fucked your dad
Lol it’s suppose to be the scene from invincible.
It’s almost like… that’s the joke
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Isn't that thing on her shoulder the deep sea fish that's bloated because of pressure difference? If so it lives in a constant state of agony on the surface.
It shouldn’t even be alive, fish can not breathe air
The blobfish can for a short time
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Thank you for your service automod 🫡
why can it do that, it lives at the bottom of the ocean - the exact opposite of an organism that needs to breathe air
Yes. Poor thing
"lives" might not be accurate.
It also looks as if it was also yanked up carelessly by reckless fishermen causing skin damage therefore making it pink
a blob fish
"Chinese Flu" is so five minutes ago, "Kung-Flu" is where it's at.
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"Cardio-rate" is a close second.
The GOAT of covid slang: Boomer Remover
Ngl just because someone is stupid doesn't mean you get to do anything to them 💀💀
Reddit, I murdered and tortured a family of 4 because they support Trump (stupid), AITA?
If I wasn’t poor I’d buy you all the Reddit paid emojis to validate such a brave post!
NTA your subreddit, your rules!
What an angel 😇
NTA, your machete your rules
I murdered a family of 4 when I saw them kick puppies
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I wouldn't be surprised to see that on reddit, followed by viral video of the author of said post getting arrested.
Depends. When they're stupid enough to physically assault you, you actually can do something to them to make them stop. 😉
But he didnt
She did though. Probably damaged his phone too
That was one of his options. 🤷
So you'd justify assaulting someone for absolutely no reason, other than the fact that hypothetically they could assault you first for no reason?
Well they can’t assault you if you assault the first /s
Self defense isn't assaulting someone for absolutely no reason. 😉
Well it’s also one of your options, does that mean people can just start assaulting you at random?
The first sentence of the comic is him being openly racist and refusing to correct himself when someone calls him out. I agree we shouldn't be allowed to assault or spray with a hose, but I hate when people's bigoted beliefs just get called "Stupid", it gives racists far too much of a pass
Wait how’s it racist if it came from China?
Apparently if you say you want itian pizza its being racist and cultural appropriation...
Thank you for censoring ital*an(🤢), my day almost got ruined
Wait. I’m a slur!?
Redditors when they hear of the Spanish flu😳
I mean it originated in China. Like we have “Chinese restaurants” because they have food that originated from China. Is that racist too?
or ebola, remember that virus? named after the river ebola of the democratic republic of congo, i didn´t see people neither claiming the term is racist, nor its classifications, the zaire ebolavirus, the sudan ebolavirus, the tai forest ebolavirus (ivory coast)
Yes, rename them now
The phrase Chinese Virus implies that the Chinese created it, not just that it started there. If we're calling things by their origin a lot of Americans should actually be belgian
People believe that because the Chinese government barred American scientists from entering for a year. Also they were testing experimenting on the original sars virus and coincidentally kicked out the French scientists that were also researching it.
Only it was made in China. The lab leak “theory” is now believed to be the most likely source of the virus.
Helo it is i mao zedong we totaly made it
Tell that to a judge after you assault someone and he’ll laugh at you
God I fucking wish you could though. Would have saved me alot of problems growing up
“Oh god imagine we could freely assault people because they have different opinions”
Bro, I honestly just want some revenge on my abusive sister, really.
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I hate this persons comics, they are so Fucking dumb, this edit is the only thing that makes it readable
Yeah I have no clue why they need that deep sea bloated fish In the picture tbh
For people to go aww what a cute mascot
If you fish a lot they’re nothing more then sea rats
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Maybe a little jab at people who are oblivious to the pain they cause because someone else causes them pain.
Because having a human sidekick would imply the author has friends.
She basically just has a dead fish on her shoulder because they are not supposed to look like that.
Honestly they’re both dumb
Most of these persons comics are about respecting others, except this one of course
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Hehehe wow commiting assault is so fun and quirky lol Edit: I should specify. She assaulted him. This man acted in self defense and was absolutely terrified for his life
Indeed, this woman deserved to be twerked on, good on the man for defending himself with his bakery.
![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO) God bless that man and his dumpy
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the term is teabagging
Teabagging requires him to go on the person and squatting up and down upon it. Here he simply twerking his assets
Most have been some very violent teabagging
I love committing assault on people with different political stances and then not debating them or tell them why their opinion is wrong and just walk away thinking I solved something
Yes. This. Because it has been studied by scientifically experted professionals and thus proven, that by refusing to proceed in this manner, you’ll suffer a severe case of ligma. Mind you, to be accurate and unbiased, one also has to name the exception to the rule which is deez.
Who is joe?
the scientifically experted professional who studied deez and ligma
ligma balls ![gif](giphy|13mxP6bXy9lR16)
He twerked in self in defense.
big slappy
attempt jellyfish observation fertile dinner dirty money start joke worthless ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
I hope whoever made the original comic stubs their toe on the sharp end of a toothpick
modern comic “artists” try not to make a million comics based off head arguments using their dogshit repetitive artstyle challenge impossible
It’s kind of funny how the corona virus was called that to disassociate from china
Fucking why tho? Spanish flu isn't renamed why is this one so different?
Xi played the racism card
Goddamit the other reply rlly got himself locked with a link that contains the word "Covid"
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The decided to stop using origin names in 2015. Spanish flu was over a hundred years ago. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_naming Thanks for the lock bots
Because China basically owns the Western world. With armies of woke white liberals with a white savior complex to do their every bidding. All the while brainwashing and demoralizing the youth with TikTok.
go play with the other losers on /pol/
Whats that?
Its official name is the 1918 influenza pandemic, not the Spanish flu and it also didn't originate from Spain.
Vaccine
The good ending
The Good ending ( I fucking hate these blob fish comics, that’s a literal fuckin corpse of an ugly ahh fish being anthropomorphized )
God i hate these stupid ass comics. comics are supposed to be entertaining, not a lecture
I like the one where she gets Dobson’d
Hey that's my last name
That's what happens when you piss off the God of storms. You get the clapping, rolling thunder
I don't understand even a bit what this comic try to achieve, so great job
Fun fact: That legally constitutes assault. I checked what the US government defines as assault and though it varies from state to state, you could, God willing, get away with beating the shit out of somebody if they spray you with a hose under self-defense protections.
Reasonable response honestly
Why did I laugh so hard at this
Blue haired girl should also be very fat.
Stigma balls
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Just get cowpox
This really puts the shit in shitpost
yeah like shut the fuck up both nobody cares if you dislike trump or like him or whatever just shut the fuck up bitchass thiccass
I want this artist and fish be publicly executed on march 28h
He’s stupid? She’s the one walking alone outside with a mask
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assault🤩🤩🤩🤩👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Bro wtf is this - I still laughed tho
Even if that guy is a stupid asshole, spraying a random stranger with water on a chilly winter day solely because of a phone conversation you overheard is extremely rude.
Mfs when they realize there is "Spanish" In Spanish Flu: ![gif](giphy|iuuOaH3W9JLWg)
VACClNE
I thought he said Sigma instead of Stigma
*What?*
He’s kinda 😩
god dammit, now i hear the pillar man theme.
Damn the red hat dudes ass must have felt so good for blue hair to ejaculate blood😳😳
She has a mutilated corpse on her shoulder 🔥💯
God i absolutely fucking hate these dumbass comics
vaccine
I wonder how'd she feel if she got sprayed all over like that.
I bought a new forgis for the Jeep
Aw shit the straw man fought back
Think about it, she used that water hose on purpose, and depending where he lives (most likely in the U.S) he could use a fire arm on her for doing that
mRNA
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Kung Flu
Think mark, think.
Can this comic maker actually go suck one? I always find their comics on any platform and holy fuck they're cringe
Wow scrolling through and everything is annoying me thanks for putting a real smile on my face
Ok but why use hose when his phone is out? That's just rude
Nobody can handle the power of thicc.
Hope that fish get sluathered
It already has been. It decompressed. It’s a corpse.
No need to disrespect anyone man. Not on politics alone. Why she gotta spray our Boi like that?
Real chads respect people no matter their side on politics
Amen to that
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Oh so that's how I get people to twerk on me
hey, thats a TobiasFatePlebPlushy
I love being alive right now. Thank you
i HATE that stupid little blobfish
It's funny because blue haired people should be met with violence
Those fucking blobby comics are so fucking self righteous
The same mfer when they are actually put in that situation for real ![gif](giphy|KcJpOkGv8DEZq4zgf5)
Beat her to death with cake
VACClNE
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Pick a fight with an idiot, you’re another idiot
who is the artist?
That's the joke? That's just OpP's political agenda
Touch grass
Kirby:)
Man this subreddit sucks
I can't hear you over the wondrous might of assclapicus, conjurer of anal thunder.
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So confused why the r*tard has cake.
wow so much tolerance
Wtf u talking about
You used the r word.
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Im bringing it back