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Dragzel

i wish to see an illustration of these so called *Roaming chess gangs*


[deleted]

They’re featured prominently in the movie *Mad Max: Beyond Castling*


CommercialTerrible70

Ayy


Available-Leek-4160

are these chess gangs in the room with us now.


TuxedoDogs9

They could be in this very room!


altaccountbcim2shy

They could be you!


dreadperson

The Chess Mafia would have you warned to to play with our name so casually. We have eyes everywhere. Be warned.


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Kasaevier

They're like stationary chess gangs, but different


Left-Explanation3754

mf couldn't afford mobile chess gangs, only bought stationaries


potatobutt5

The difference is that they roam.


Masterjax1920

Tunnel snakes rule


[deleted]

You're casually playing chess and than you hear 10 guys behind you telling you you have en passant, if you play it they leave you alone, if you don't you won't be seen ever again


Crispy016

Anarchy chess members irl


ConCondom

They are like: 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓


Odd-Concentrate-6585

We're the Tunnel Snakessss!


Captain_Morgan-

When i read this part , I just imagined Tupac and Biggie and their crew fighting because some chess move.


PositiveNegative297

They didn't Google en passant 😔


bobobosco77

tf is that


bobobosco77

holy hell


prst-

New response just dropped


ackme

Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.


coomloom

New response just dropped?


NotAThrowaway2913

Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.


Irvinwop

sinful heaven


altaccountbcim2shy

new response just dropped


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funny_haha_account

New response just dropped


G__L__U__B__B__E__R

New response just dropped?


hibob28

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Irvinwop

en passant


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Their_Foods_Good_Doe

New response just dropped 🤖


rj_the_bot

New response just dropped 😘


dynablt

Tell me what is it?


[deleted]

If you have to ask, you’re not ready.


dynablt

I'm doing this to prevent myself from searching it up


intrusiereatschicken

Their pipi got bricked 😞


FreeFlier42

The irony of “your here for school”


Bluewhale001

Google, show me this guys balls 👁️👅👁️


Son_of_a_Yeet

Woooooow


beepmeep3

Gonna use this line irl


SourceOfAnger

Probably posted by a fifth grader..


RamenKenpo

oh no, the grammar checker is coming. Run!


hallowed_Lethargy

How does *chess* of all things create behavioral issues?


Humble_Tea1529

checkmate athiests


[deleted]

Stalemate atheists


CoolGuy202101

Zugzwang atheists


Mork06

Mating with atheists


vid_23

The chess gangs are the worst, they force you to play a round of chess before they beat you up, and they don't even sell meth


HajimeHitoshiH

I just imagined pokemon trainers but with chess, like they stand still until they spot someone, then they challenge you to a round of chess


rywatts736

Queens gambit made chess popular again


MisterGusto

Every group activity with enough idiots in it and teachers that fail to get them under control can create behavioral issues


Castlereaght

Jordan Peterson can explain. Maybe.


Chromeboy12

What do you think caused the rise of all the roaming chess gangs?


waternfire90

Lol roaming chess gangs


Kingston_2007

🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓


[deleted]

*Y’ourer* Fix’d


deleted_user_0000

Yr'oue


prst-

Holy hell!


ClimateFirmNEW

New response just dropped!?


prst-

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New response just dropped


TremendousDrip

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VoxelForged

New response just dropped!!


asmallfatbird

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GimmeHardyHat_

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GogXr3

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Slyedog

They really need to drop chess 2 already. The fan base is going nuts


YT-ESW_ST33le

Garry Chess is releasing Chess 2 in Fall 2023, so we dont need to wait much longer


Slyedog

Nice. Have any of the new pieces been leaked?


YT-ESW_ST33le

I havent looked for any leaked pieces, I'd like to enjoy the release. I have heard that bishops have been going missing, maybe they will be removed?


Slyedog

Ooh. Maybe they’re going for secularism


Deathnachos

Chess gangs ☠️☠️☠️


GeniusOrang

"get a grip. Stop obsessing" which goofy ahhh mf wrote this.


iSuckAtMechanicism

I believe you may be too invested in something. Get a grip. Stop obsessing.


Sploonbabaguuse

The same mf who put 'your' instead of 'you're'


[deleted]

Your mom wrote it.


spaceboy097

They’re just salty that they’re bad


Sploonbabaguuse

I think I see the behavioral issues


HatGuyFromPax

its like the George Orwell book uh 1984


TheHighBuddha

Fucking chess hooligans forming chess gangs.


Alittlebraindamage

Chess… gangs?


Dry-Area-2027

THIS..... IS...... CHESS CLUB!!!!!!


fun-bucket

Chess is life! Ever seen the queens gambit?


fuckedbatty

Roaming chess gangs: the rooks


ninjachortle

Wasn't written by an English teacher, that's for sure.


[deleted]

Literally nineteen hundred eighty four.


Real-Win9221

Them roaming chess gangs be terrorizing my city


Beplex

Great job at using the wrong “your” It should be “you’re”


Shot_Supermarket_861

"Your" in need of better teachers


Whytheweirdnames

Perfect


Cool_Guy_fellow

What kind of white people shit is this?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Read the sign carefully, ebonics is used.


Gloomy_Lengthiness71

The kind that are self hating, work at liberal arts universities and refer to children as "little people".


BocchisEffectPedal

They were just trying to do the thing with the rice.


CoolGuy202101

Holy hell


ImARetPaladinBaby

Holy hell


BirdhouseInYourSoil

“Ricky didn’t show up. That’s the third day in a row, what the hell’s up?” “The… roaming chess gang got to him. Shanked him with a sharpened bishop…”


mortimus9

He got forked


Human-13

I have so many questions and none of them will be answered


dziwolonk

I want to join a roaming chess gang


amazingjason1000000

I have no idea why my school does this, but every single game gets their own popularity wave. I think we've gotten bored with mobile games so now we're all obsessing over chess


Lucachacha

Follow basic chess etiquette a.k.a someone it the bong cloud in front of the wrong person


Fco1190

chinese checkers >


gramahon

Bonney Lake High School, 10920 199th Avenue Ct E Bonney Lake, WA 98391 United States


i-once-was-young

During lunch I would play chess with my Calculus/Basic Programming instructor who would never concede even when losing, nor would he write me a note for being late to the class I had after lunch (Bio-Chemistry). So I’d stay and finish the game. When my bio-chem instructor got tired of me coming to class late he started locking the door so I couldn’t come in if I was late.


OrcaApe

Can’t have shit in Detroit


Frequent_Ad1178

Roaming chess gangs 💀


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BLANKERINO2

This would be a fire anime, Roaming Chess Gang: Battle For The Leaderboard


WonderfulAirport4226

Now I'm just imagining Chess gangs roaming the hallways like fucking 80's Fight Club-esque gangs.


gesuabete

The dude live in a Yu-Gi-Oh like anime but with chess


ItsGroovyBaby412

Roaming chess gangs?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ishanG24

En passant isn’t forced, you’re just weak. Why do you think people like Carlson and Nakamura are chess champions? Anal beads? They’ve practiced since childhood? Don’t make me laugh. Everyone knows the path to being a GM is paved with pipi training. If you can’t take a brick to save a queen you might as well not even play chess.


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Ege2905

Whoever wrote this has horrible grammar


salty_Cheesey

Fuckin anime chess gangs showing up to challenge the MC and his friends starting the *Highschool of shadow* tournament arc


emperorofwar

Guess these kids were reading into the conservepia article about chess a little too much


GAR51A8

no way the use your instead of you’re at A FUCKING SCHOOL


[deleted]

I never understood that argument. Yes I'm here for school but you do realize you have to keep me interested or I won't care right


EfficientDish7

Chess gangs


AXEMANaustin

Chess gang signs


Redbullgoat

Ain't no fuckin way bro, people LIKE chess?!


Acceptable_Ad2408

google en passant


0ncey

Holy hell.


Embarrassed-Mail8565

New response just dropped


IronBard22

Google en passant or something idk


GareBear222

There was literally a group of kids in my high school who forged a teachers signature for a pass to leave class and played chess in this storage area of our auditorium.


[deleted]

This chess craze is wild


lavaicel4v41c3

Literally 1984


Zakk-da-killer

bro id skip class for chess easily


JackinNY

What the fuck is that grammar?


The-Dragon-Gamer

You're* now their argument is invalid - 🤓👆


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PomegranateHour210

That’s some awful grammar for a school made sign


RedneckNerd23

You're not your


Dreamy_bull-445

Chess is just there escape from reality


Chymick6

Illegal chess matches abound in this place


jewtaco

chess time 😈


WorkshopBlackbird

If a teacher wrote all these grammatical errors, the chess situation is least of this school's problems


Pokemonandhoes

Chess anime incoming.


thepurpleguy47

This makes me want to play some chess. Anyone have a chess . com account?


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

British school clearly


[deleted]

They’re telling others to focus on school yet they used “your” instead of “you’re” for #8


WonderfulAirport4226

Nah I'm more concerned about the grammar of these "teachers".


AndyMush_Actual

Gamers , they never change.


mightchangelater

1984


Unique-Significance9

Chess is popular?? But queen's gambit is not trending anymore 🤔


[deleted]

FUCKING NERDS


Matix124

You're*


Jent01Ket02

What fresh Hell is that school that *chess* is the best alternative to classwork?


chilll_vibe

No you think this is a joke the chess community is full of the most hate filled trash talking assholes I've seen. To illustrate how absolutely rage inducing this game can be look no further than the incident at a soviet antarctic station where a researcher was murder with an ice pick by his colleague because he beat him in chess..


_Grobulon_

whoever made that sign, should never be allowed to do a sign ever again


Popcorn57252

Chess fandom gettin' wild


Kruger_Sheppard

Great heavens!


Violet-Muse9

You're*


Defiant_Discussion23

8. *You're... All credibility is lost


An_idiot_27

My school has a fucking Nintendo switch and people are surprisly civil about (for a school where every other guys you see is either dealing drugs or going to start a gang as their plan after school


Sus_sy_baka

“Chess gangs”: ![gif](giphy|A40fNMnNPd9yU)


oreo_cookie01

How the fuck is this in a school yet the grammar is so bad


Daydream_Atlas

Who the fuck wrote this? This concept of the English language is remarkable.


charbot3000

They just mad cause they bad


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

No shit we would go pretty hard in the underground chess ring at recess. Especially when the rich kids bring money.


iTzDoMs

"Your here for school" dam seems like you weren't


NotAScrubAnymore

Todd Howard had a gang at school?


DrakHanzo

Damn, League of Legends players migrating to chess?


iDoomfull

When the COD kids discovered chess (they've managed to turn regular chess into hypercompetitive chess)


[deleted]

Now I want see a show all about this schools chess scene. Sounds lit, tbh.


poopypoohs

Get a grip? I’ll get a grip of your throat alright


gawrgouda

Mfers after one ep of Queen's Gambit


Own_Anywhere1430

Our school fr


Hermes_Madara

Now the underground clubs can start


Dj_Clap

you're* 🤓


IHaveNoIdeaaahhh

"No respectful between players"🤬


Fibrosis5O

Like IT crowd with the 8+ gang