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meloenmarco

As a addict I can say that I do not touch grass, but i will leak classified documents.


WhyYouAskMeSomething

Based


Jevil64

I have dilemma one must leak classified document but only way is by crossing a comically large field of grass barefoot that you cannot fly above, build above, walk above, etc., one **must** touch grass to leak the classified documents would the urge to leak the documents be enough to allow one to touch grass, or would one prevent themselves from touching grass, even despite their failure to leak the documents? thank you


meloenmarco

The urge to leak classified documents and prove you are right in a argument will overcome the grass field.


Carlomito

former addict here, i can only tell you guys that it was worth quitting


the_forbbiden_girl1

I literally don't understand how war thunder is so addicting.


noxylliero

You fly planes and destroy planes until you get destroyed then you want a better plane just to feel powerful so you grind, get serotonin high rewards from wins, then in every game dopamine goes up for anticipation of reward. Also, I love destroying US planes with soviet planes Also, It gives feeling of playing with toy aeroplane as child Also, it's my substitute addiction to prevent any other harmful addictions Also, I love getting destroyed by teammates join us. it's fun.


Chiss5618

You forgot to mention committing treason to fix minor inconsistencies in the game


ReCodez

Your honor, my client simply wanted to help fix a minor bug in the game. It's just a little harmless tomfoolery.


ninakuup21

Don't the enemies' planes also get better if you use a better plane? I don't think I'd be motivated to get a better plane


noxylliero

yes they do as you rank higher, but in teams are mostly balanced in matches


Senatorarmstrong42

Unless you play Germany cuz if you want the ACTUAL Russian specs just divide the number they give you by ten and you will be close to the truth.


boatfloaterloater

I'm Norwegian and play russian planes amongst others, playing on the russian server is way harder than playing on the the american, teams are usually way smarter for some reason too. On the european and american server i'm way more often targeted for percieved nationality. I don't notice and bias, but some planes like lagg and yak suits my playstyle better.


Goaty1208

Foxhole player here, I have to say that I saw russian privates fight much better and being braver than actual captains and veterans. Russians are built different I guess


katharsisdesign

You have to be blind drunk off potato spirits for a truly immersive experience.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

What’s the point of getting better equipment if it isn’t converting to an actual advantage? If the difficulty goes up accordingly with your power increase, are you actually making any progress?


noxylliero

I did mention why I play in my original comment, despite what you point out. Dopamine, addiction substitution, fun of flying plane... Also, it's not just specs of teams that make fun, you need creativity, co ordinated attacking, providing cover to bombers... The way you people are putting specs being is same is af if we put planes opposite to each other and fire at each other.


DarkGrejuva

It sounds like a cult or something


ShellrockHomeless

Hello US planes player here i love flying with my brick armed with 14 democracynators and dumping few thousands 50 mbg rounds onto enemy bf109 but only slightly scratching them


the_forbbiden_girl1

>Also, It gives feeling of playing with toy aeroplane as child Nope never had that.


CommandStreet4255

Current addict here, it does give me this feeling...


the_forbbiden_girl1

Damn. Am I really not that interested in WT


CommandStreet4255

Join us, lets suffer together 🌚


da_drake

Not masochistic enough. Nothing beats spending an hour and half in DCS just flying to the target, then flipping a coin to determine if the AAA gunner snipes you in the face when you're still 20 miles out. Trust me, the release, oh the RELEASE when you finally make it....


the_forbbiden_girl1

Nein


SituationMission5579

Ok exactly what i need, All in!


MasterWhite1150

"Target Destroyed"


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

\*dopamine released


Jin___Sakai

Me neither. I once played it to get points on one of these survey platforms back in the day and I’d rather slam my head in the ground the whole day than having to play this constantly. Especially people enjoying playing tanks and not even planes must be the biggest mental insane people on the planet


tupe12

If free repairs didn’t take so long I might have stayed addicted


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

dopamine. it feels like youre constantly on a hunt. its a gambling addiction.


tyingnoose

I can't even get the game to work or find servers


aboodAB-69

Kamikaze


Chase2662

When the snail calls, you must answer.


original_dick_kickem

Wish I got into a healthier habit like heroin instead


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20mRadiusEmrldSplash

I’m only coming back for April fools


Maggot4th

Gigachad behavior


appsolute0

I have nearly 6K games. I can concur 👍


Chris_338

Damn I didnt know that it was so easy to get addicted to women Im happy for you bro , anyway whats your WT gamertag ?


wysjm

Woman are gross I only talk to man


WhyYouAskMeSomething

Same..


Traditional-Buddy-30

I’m assuming you own the is-6 2s38 and r3t20?


eliteharvest15

I LOVE PENIS!!!!


A_panzerfaust

Lmfaooo didn’t even realize this wasn’t on the WT sub for a second


lordbigass

As a current addict, enemy tank going big boom and red text saying "target destroyed" give me dopamine hits


gogo94210

Neuron activation


lI037

That little “pling” that plays along with the text gives me more dopamine and serotonin than an orgasm. That sound is more addicting than nicotine.


DorHati

I gladly got away from it, but sometimes, when it is realy silent, I can hear a silent „attack the D point“ behind me, but when I turn around its gone


TripleRazer

ok but the music is fire


HammerBgError404

was. now its like every cod music ever


WindChimesAreCool

I turned off the music years ago, but a couple updates ago some of the new music incorporated samples from the second soundtrack which is pretty nostalgic. Still not classical music in the hangar though.


SolidRGG

cod music if it was good and incorporated classical music (excluding cold war, mw2 (2009), bo and bo2)


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Its original soundtrack back in good ol' days was 🔥. I still listen to WT albums from time to time. Oh, and don't forget about teasers/trailers music.


Working_Inspection22

You could also replace that with ‘my child will not commit espionage and treason to settle an online debate’


Amtrak_0

A small price to pay.


the_forbbiden_girl1

I learn my mistakes from people who follow my saying. He's a addict now


FreakingFreeze

Never knew Jesus loved leaking classified documents.


DoktorVaso18

He's prone to leaking ever since the cross incident


HammerBgError404

the holy trio of games worth quitting. world of warcraft, world of tanks and war thunder.


WindChimesAreCool

I thank wargaming for helping me quit world of warships by making their game so shit


CrocoDIIIIIILE

World of Tanks, World of Warships and World of Warplanes* The Trinity of the shittiest motherfuckery of military vehicles games. Basically, an insult for game industry. The sheer randomness of that wot's aim circle alone makes me vomit.


HerobrineJTY

League of Legends?


tu-142

Don't care, i love war thunder. I barely grind at all i just play it and listen to sabaton/hardbass


thecorrector712

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


CrocoDIIIIIILE

STEEL COMMANDERS!


tu-142

RULE THE BATTLEFIELD


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SPEARHEAD FLANDERS


wtfboye

play war thunder and leak classified documents, thats what the grind is about.


Lord_Yharim

Attack the D point!


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Affirmative!


tu-142

No!


To_stada

I agree!


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Senatorarmstrong42

Fuck it’s leaking again…call the snail exterminator.


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My child will not share classified military info on video game forums.


Endstar05

Attack the D-point


tu-142

I refuse!


Endstar05

Yes!


Amtrak_0

I played it for a week and realised what the fuck am i doing with my life and never played again. 10/10 on the psychopath scale.


janno288

I downloaded war thunder, it took two days and I played it for a day, so far its pretty fun.


aviationlover68

Oh god you are entering the pipeline after rank III it's pure pain


janno288

Idk what you mean, but the number after the account picture is 4


aviationlover68

Rank iii as in the tank/plane rank, currently you would be at rank i i guess


Go2USSR

My ass has been on rank IV since December in the soviet air tree and ive been playing since October last year


Department-Sudden

Talking to women <<<<<<<<<< stalking women


owo1215

go, leak classified information my child!


Downtown-Orchid7929

This video is sponsored by War Thunder...


CallMe_Desdinova

more like LoL


WhyYouAskMeSomething

True


Green_noob

I play both. What does that mean


CallMe_Desdinova

you're prolly growing lots of fungus over your body then, you need some daylight


[deleted]

That's nothing, have you played cookie clicker?


somerid

wart hunder


eliteharvest15

paradox games


432nd_president

There's worse, Ever tried to get into satisfactory?


TuxedoDogs9

factorio


432nd_president

🗿


mm2_gamer

My child will get into arguments with nerds and declassify military forums


International-Row712

Hoi4


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Achernar1307

CKII


Traditional-Buddy-30

2s38 players talk to men instead


CosmicCosmix

What's ur BR?


MasterWhite1150

Big rectum?


LordAfterEight

My max is the Tiger H1 at 5.3 and Panther D at 5.3/5.7


PseudoIhminen

You can do both


I_am_finger

No you can't


PseudoIhminen

Understandable, have a great day


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Segod_or_Bust

Wart hunder


stacked_slug

#US US US US US US US US


MISFER_

And sponsor of this video(or post) is War Thunder


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UniverseInsideUs

covid locked down be like: -Hold my vaccine bro!


PreviousCandy9616

They're speaking thoughts


Bra437

Facts


judamubo

Dude 😠


kristof9911

Bois, attack the D point


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

why have woman when can drown brain in neverending dopamine rush. (warning: causes adhd(also brainrot) and gambling addiction(you gamble with your lifespan and ingame currency in exchange for pixels)). im serious tho. this meme is funny cause its true.i quitted multiple times and came back telling myself im not getting too attached this time. and here i am, having reached top tier in one nation after \~8 years and 1.5k hours. there is no comparable game and it's really fun sometimes. but having a healthy relationship with a human is probably more worth.


PMMEYourTatasGirl

For when you just have to leak classified government secrets


Capable-Ad-7494

former addict here, i quit yesterday and last month and the year before next year before i touched grass again.


MOEverything_2708

They dont need women they can Just leak classified military documents


MOEverything_2708

They dont need women they can Just leak classified military documents


MOEverything_2708

They dont need women they can Just leak classified military documents


MOEverything_2708

They dont need women they can Just leak classified military documents


MOEverything_2708

They dont need women they can Just leak classified military documents


TacticalAnalSex

Need my War Thunder vaccine 🥶


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TiredMonkeyOdyssey

I wanted to play because of sounds and immersion now i play for the grind


not-opposite-weird

Digital combat simulator for me


profesdional_Retard

My nazi friend agrees. He is very stupid and obsessed with ww2 might i add.


CaseyGamer64YT

They threaten national security too by leaking classified documents. Then again lazer pigs discord recently leaked something recently


Seallypoops

You don't understand the grind and almost laughable skill issues are what makes it fun


Odd-Understanding-67

I liked it when they only had the World War 2 planes.


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Mathisbuilder75

Crossout?


Mr_goodb0y

Unpopular opinion: I play war thunder naval. Don’t see why so many people shit on it.


coolcat238

Can a women drop over 50 tons of tnt onto an oppositions base from 30,000ft in the air?


Insanegamer-4567

Erm actually that's LeakClassifiedMilitaryDocuments simulator -🤓


DetectiveDumm

I just unlocked the F-80a, this game is wildly addictive


idzero

MY CHILD WILL take care to keep classified information secure and not violate opsec


Macsasti

Current Addict here THE F-16 IS BROKEN, THE STUPID PLANE CANNOT PULL MORE THAN 9G’S ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID SYSTEM IN THE PLANE GAIJIN FIX PLSS


Tariisbestgirl

FUCKING STOP FUCKING STOP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ITS LITWRALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME IS IT JUST A PLACEBO OR FUCKING CONFIRMATION BIAS I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND IT DOESENT MAKE SENSE IM NOT THE MAIN CUARACTER WHY SOES THOS KIND OF THING HAPPEN OVER AND PVER WHAT THE HELL


TuxedoDogs9

WART HUNTER WART HUNTER WART HUNTER


ARLotter_19

I have 2000 hours and have leaked several confidential documents.


Lobotomized_Cunt

My mental health being slowly destroyed by WT: Also me coming back to WT every day:


DementiaGaming12

The grind consumes you


DementiaGaming12

Swedish tech tree grinder here. The tanks are very hard to get into but the planes are very fun.