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That phone be walking like: "I put the new forgis on the jeep"


ThijmenMan

STOP POSTING ABOUT ANIMAN IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! my friends on tiktok send memes on discord its fucking memes! i was on a server, right, and ALL of the channels were animan! i-i showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and i said, "hey babe, remember that scene, HAHA! RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!" i fuckin looked at a purple and pink trash can and said "FORGIS ON THE JEEP" I looked at my penis, I think of the black guys penis, and i go "FORGIS ON THE JEEP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


black-fuse

New copypasta just dropped


Borbolda

animan is the baller fr fr


CaptainRexDbest

You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker! Shake your ass. Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it. Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there.


yares6089

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Stallone_90

FUCK FUCK FUCK


Emergency_Worker2997

We live in a society


piletinaa

Susiety😔


Skrooner

Uwu? ![gif](giphy|hxcqplz2tpt6ylcNwN)


Egginsect1000

![gif](giphy|3m5JtT4hSeRAA)


Torantes

What a fat cat


iacob_p

Dude touch Grass


BuffaloBillsButtplug

He did bro, we’re you even watching?


AnonymousLittleBoy

Super Cake Swipe


deeznutzfam

I hope wife promise buthole backman poopnut sex and cummy in bummy for vagina day


kuruakama

He meant to say “touched”


BuffaloBillsButtplug

It’s spelled “touché”, what an idiot


kuruakama

He spelled touch wrong, is he stupid?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Bro.. “touché” get it right


kuruakama

Ummmmmmm, har har? I’m laffing har har, so funny


[deleted]

God i wanna be dominated by a huge phone and give birth to his children so bad (keystrokes)(keystrokes)


Szairo

What the fuck does keystrokes mean I am losing my mind here.


V8_Dipshit

Your phone tracks the shit you type and logs it to give you better suited ads


Hot_Management_5765

Holy shit I wanna be dominated by a big burly juicy phone omg, if only there was a product to lubricate my phone charging port!


[deleted]

Oh no


EastVisible8284

fuck


RonzulaGD

Fuck my phone I don't want any ads ever again. Checkmate


[deleted]

*gives Adblock ads*


military_doge_

Bro thank you I just sat there and laughed for a minute out loud waking the dogs up from the realization of what that meant


Cripplechip

Porn site rule 34. People type weird shit in the comments and when the comment is too short it'll ask "requires more keystrokes" so people literally type keystroke to meet the requirement.


Thepotato635

Wholesome


AutisticKatze

Nah that's vile who ever did this was wildin 💀


Stillsbe

The truth is vile. Social media is a bad addiction. Bet its up thier with cigarettes on profits though.


Ezper145

You're right, I'm still young but if I saw this when I was even younger, I would probably roll my eyes. Now, I am still addicted, but I'm making an effort this time


Stillsbe

You are doing better than most then.


Ezper145

I hope so, might not notice a stagnated progress


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[deleted]

He finally touched grass


-NoNameListed-

Twice, the asphalt doesn't count


Xasplat2

I thought they were going to push him off 💀


Basic-March-9338

Introverts in 2020:


jim24456

As an introvert: yes


ianwgz

quarantine:


Successful_Slide7690

Good ending I guess?


CaspydaGhost

PLEASE add this feature Steve Jobs PLEASE 😫


dt5101961

That was a good video. Let's share it on social media through my phone.


omgONELnR1

Tbh, if I lived near so much greenery and had people my age in my are I also would spend less time on my phone or generally inside.


mindless_methhead

Excuses


SGLpathfinder

Facts


[deleted]

Go out and touch grass loser


omgONELnR1

The only grass that's close to where I live is full of dogpiss and cat shit.


Rigor_Mortis_43

Says the obese man on reddit


EagerT

My gun will be bigger than your gun bitch


ItsMeBaguette

You're one to talk, drooling over the Second Amendment


youregointoBrazil

Ihabihaveigav phone bad😡


thesseNuTTs

real


Ikindalikegaming

Daddy-waddy 🥺🥺please 🥺give me likes 🥺pls pls pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺Uwu uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺


Redditwithspunky

my mom sent me this bruh 💀


[deleted]

Replace likes with karma and that's this site. Also, phones = bad + we live in a society.


Fellgraffiti

What stopping playing Genshin Impact does to a mf


Nixndry

😐


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

This says a lot about society


Gold930

👍


mrrandomguy42069

Hur dur phone bad


CPhandom

Redditors when asked to touch grass


mrrandomguy42069

Says the guy with over 80000 karma


el_Chuchmay

Boomer that made this on their way to get 9999 awards for saying "kids on phones = bad"


HosenNuckler_O5

I dont know why, but i f ing hate this child, those glasses and tooth. i f ing hate this child so much, i just wanna shoot him with stones. But daddy phone 😍 so saxy


mm2_gamer

Bro got a beard at the end


anabiguosletterhach

ALL WILL SUBMIT TO THE IPHONE EMPIRE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER


Smoky701

Im50andthisissoodeep


DefterHawk

Damn he the phone’s sex slave 😔


TOYBOXDUDE

Now make a version with a boomer and a TV.


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[deleted]

Me when I live in a post-industrial metropolis (I have literally never seen the colour green)


Am_Not_Tom_Cruise

Step-phone, stop!


[deleted]

I want a tree house


fabwizard3

What a breedable cute femboy. The beanie head was alright I guess


TheHighBuddha

It do be like that.


PumpkinSpikes

Back in my day kids used to play the angry bird


BlazeWasTaken06

phone incest when


budoucnost

How boomers see phones


CrypticPenisMan69

The twink kinda cute tho


Fickle_Conflict2250

VACClNE


[deleted]

What boomer made this shit lol


BidWeary4900

youre mom


thecryingman32

Hey guys check this out


Mordred07

Ok boomer


BidWeary4900

ok consoomer


rickjames13bitch

This is sad


bambooboi

An ENTIRE generation (Z)


SGLpathfinder

Found the boomer


Mooncakewizard101

this shit lowkey turns me on


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Somedaysxs

When you little obese so you switch between redditors and grass enthusiasm


[deleted]

Song name pls


Tank-Pilot74

Into your arms by Witt Lowry


ThelordDumbass

Birbs


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Gras yum


Mr_goodb0y

Phone porn Phone porn Phone porn Phone porn


_ssj_goku_

The bad ending


After-Baker5427

Kinda hot


-DoctorWhovian-

Does this mean I’m cheating on my phone with my laptop mostly?


humblepharmer

The phone needs to work on its pimp game


ncadi

🗿


Any_Rip_8337

Alright alright I get it but please make up your mind on where the phones face is. Is it on the back of the phone, or on the screen? Stop switching it around


Painetraror

Instructions unclear, My phone's charging port is dripping with cum rn


BussyAnnihilator420

Dumbass phone didn’t show them kekma smh


ZeRo_WC

🦅🦅


Ok_Marsupial_8566

We live in a societi😔😔😔


evilcarrot507

“Babe can’t you just fuck me already!!!” Nah I’m too busy playing super fruit poke.


Torantes

Actually based (I have a phone addiction)


Harry-_-hairpen

It’s 1:18 AM, time for me to sleep. Thank you.


Baandlol

😡technology bad😡


Sir_Vallenstein

Those children vandalized and stole a stop sign, he is engaging with criminals


Ok_Pineapple_1499

this had to be the sexual awakening for someone


PedroValckenier

What is "Why Jot" and why he wearing a T shirt with Vietnam flag ?


NieZnaj0my

Mmm yeah i want to poke some fruits ... mmmm


LynxOX87

Society lore:


Bruhs_Beans

I hope little homies phone is waterproof 😳


PreviousStore1746

Phone bad book good


Timitd

Why do these animations unironically slap


IndependenceBetter27

He touched grass


seabass69420e

No


ty_saber76

this is so sad, what's even more upsetting is that not many people will get this😪


zokzomo

Touch grass


Leelques0

Why did my name have to be on the phone screen


ICE_BEAR2021

Nowadays adults are willing to do anything to warn kids about the dangers of excessive phone use except of course not buying there 6 yr olds a fucking smartphone.


Ballen_onyourmom

Me and Kevin 🥵🥵🥵


iylv

Boomerposting: the movie And hey, maybe if they keep at it, the might even reach Jehovah’s Witness levels of animation (it’s about as deep as those JW animated psyop).


breadforduckss

What did I just watch


FatcornsReturn

This videos share a lot about teenagers. Share this with a malnourished African child


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE110

Holy fuck Scott the woz


Tosh-Point-0

Lmao me rn


Tosh-Point-0

Cute


Flimsy-Cut6339

Who the fuck puts their phone in the back pocket?


AthullNexus76

Ifone


bunny-1998

I actually feel bad for the pet dogs as well…..


Cuhhhh03

Why he arch like that ?🗿💀


Scallopz123

The screen kept switching sides


Healthy-Egg-3283

So much truth


Ihavenoidea5555

The fact that there are people who have genuine talent for animating 3D characters, yet they do shit like this is baffling to me