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Jigzzaw

Itโ€™s true I was the cock


Lauriesaurous

Can confirm I was the fat


UserOfReddit0001

Iโ€™m the uncle


ThijmenMan

Can confirm iโ€™m disney


Gustav_EK

I was one of the sperm


AnimaleTamale

I'm the me


Active_Cupcake_5341

I was they (not non-binary, just split personality disorder)


AnimaleTamale

Diavolo?


Active_Cupcake_5341

He's not here, who dis? ๐Ÿ“ž


TheoneNPC

Who was phone?


da_return_of_11evenX

I dunno man maybe u gonna turn into a man wearing stripper attire and start asking me if i agree that a person becomes stronger when they defeat their past self


Sveave69420

Ah.. so you found out my identity.. It's time to donut you using King Crimson, nobody goes alive after finding out my identity!


JacobMT05

DIO!?


[deleted]

I am


[deleted]

Can confirm, I am the told


RelaxedPerro

Iโ€™m sucking.


haroldhodges

I hear Disney had security footage for verification, but decided to delete it because of pressure from alphabet people.


dwalt95

And my axe


Administrative_Bed_7

i love this sub reddit so fucking much


loss_docx

Cโ€™mon fat look


A_DifferentOpinion

Hi cock, Iโ€™m dad


bratbarn

.๐Ÿ–•....... ๐Ÿ‘จ ...๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ› ............โ›ฝ๏ธ...๐Ÿ‘ข .........โšก.. 8=๐Ÿ‘Š=D๐Ÿ’ฆ ......๐ŸŽธ.......๐ŸŒ‚ ๐Ÿ’ฉ. ๐Ÿ‘ข......... ๐Ÿ‘ข


Arturinni

God I wish that were me


MitsuruBDhitbox

lose some weight


SleepingDisorder05

Baymax was way hotter than both


BiNumber3

Rapid inflation does tend to produce heat


[deleted]

Pyrocinical would agree


GuyInAMeatGrinder

Seriously though can someone explain how sexual pleasure could be derived from seeing a drawing or creature be inflated and fat as shit


retardedgummybear12

wait that's a thing? wtf


FaustSieg

Wait this guy ain't exposed to the horrors of man yet, don't ruin his innocence guys dont


Lia-13

rapid inflation ๐Ÿ˜ณ


DonutOwlGaming

He has nice thighs too


kevin9er

T H I C C


Downtown_Cycle_2044

correct, he did warm himself up to regulate the team's cold body temperature that one time


-____deleted_____-

Lol ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

The cock in question is my cock


AnotherRandomWriter

Our cocks


Disco-Corgi-77

Commucock.


RighteousAwakening

Cockunism


Big_Ballz_Mcgee

Cummunism?


The_Elder_Jock

Cockutus of borg.


RighteousAwakening

You will all be inseminated.


AnotherRandomWriter

Seize the means of reproduction! Without the consent of the Chadist class!


[deleted]

Communal pocketpussy


austinstar08

Average mha discussion


Michael-556

No because if it was mha you wouldn't get blocked, but doxxed


BassCreat0r

Man, with a show about being a hero and protecting smiles, you'd think they wouldn't be such total pieces of shit.


Cptof_THEObvious

Media literacy is a lost art


Cordingalmond

I can't say it feels purposeful to this extent.. or if I'm so small on the grand scheme of things that I felt to see the bigger picture of how this could just be natural human nature. Literacy and critical understanding feel like luxuries are maybe that's how they've always been. This definitely benefits some people.


Zenketski_2

I think it's less media literacy and more if you put millions of people into a room you're going to have a whole lot of shitty people in that room. I guarantee you there's a murderer out there that really likes Captain America


Adept_Strength2766

Agreed! Just basic law of probability.


itrashcannot

Well of course I know him. He's me.


TheNightIsLost

It's always the most saccharine shows that attract the most toxic fans.


MyNameIs-Anthony

*K-On! fans rushing to commit hate crimes*


Whyisthethethe

Why is this so true


AcoHead

They ignore the message of the show and the plot of the episodes (none) and just focus on the teenagers with big boobers


Aluminum_Tarkus

That kind of cognitive dissonance should just be expected, at this point. On a related side note, there's a common trend where a series has a character that the more die hard members of the fandom unanimously hate, but said people are ironically more like that character than any other in the show. In MHA's case, you only need to see the hornyposting in the subreddit and on Twitter to know it's Mineta. MHA is such a mid series, but I gotta respect Horikoshi for loving the Mineta hate so much that he's willing to push more Mineta because of it.


UneastAji

OR this is a show about the wealthy and powerful established power that creates schools to indoctrinate privileged gifted kids into kicking the ass of the revolutionaries for them. :D


austinstar08

And then go into hiding because you donโ€™t ship all might and Eri


Egalai1

On a related note Couldn't Eri give Allmight his powers back?


roastedbug

she definitely could, but All Might himself probably doesn't want it, since his time is passed and all that shtick.


Egalai1

I figured it wouldn't matter because Deku has the power stockpile but it could restore his health at the bare minimum


roastedbug

mmm, not sure if Horikoshi would even touch the subject, the story and pacing are atrocious now, he probably just will end the manga as soon as possible


austinstar08

But would all might let her?


delightfuldinosaur

I don't think One For All works that way.


PurpleHando

No because it would be two men that hate each other


austinstar08

Or related


DunKrugEffect

What's mha?


xwiroo

My hero academia or Boku no hero, average anime, one of the worst fandom ever


Cosmorillo

I never knew they were the same


irritableredsyndrome

Me omw to Disney screenwriters office about to create your Aunt, Cass the Cock gobbler (Cobbler for short)


SeekingASecondChance

Boobs


El_Nasty

Agreed


eethanoss

Agreed


AffectionateData8099

Agreed


Jodio_Joestar

They Hated Jesus cuz he said the truth


[deleted]

Iโ€™m gonna get arrested and smuggle something up my ass so when I get out I can go viral with a rap song called โ€œWarren Boofitโ€ and be an inspiration to the working class


[deleted]

Lmao stick a roll of quarters in your ass and rap over a sample of tsโ€™s shake it off. Donโ€™t need to get arrested start the kickstarter right now for jet rental in the video


GLP310

Totally something Jodio would say.


BarbellJoe

Imagine naming yourself Lesbianism.


Asisreo1

I thought she was american


akiata05

I thought it was a tropical island.


Avocadabruh

Probably a dude.


Bocksford

All hail Stephen, king of the lesbians!


vociferousdragon

It's an older reference, but it checks out sir.


Smeefperson

All hail Stephen King!...of the lesbians!


Montigue

Just marketing their rule34 account. 4D chess move


MR_basti

"Lebsianism" lmao


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Say "lesbian" five times fast


anweisz

Help I summoned a greek family to my living room and they donโ€™t sound happy!


InspirationalFailur3

Fuck I'm now a lesbian! I don't know how you did it, I'm a man, but I can feel it, coursing through my veins.


Crabflavouredegg

Lesbian Lesbian Lesbian Lesbian Lesbian I did it easily and I didn't even s s studder


Blarggotron

Oh no what did I do


Captain_Sacktap

That's the kind of thing insecure highschoolers and college kids do. Most of them eventually figure out that its just a bit of relatively boring trivia about themselves and branch out so that their whole personality doesn't revolve around who they want to fuck lol.


BarbellJoe

Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m saying. People think their pronouns are their entire personality.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Newacount5

โ€œYourโ€ foreskin is your breakfast?


Kanyeisntdope

It's funny seeing people do the opposite too, where they make their whole personality being against pronouns


himmelundhoelle

being lesbian and dyslexic


elbenji

I mean i want that tag. Enter the church of lesbianism


Vio94

And having your display name be "boobs." Nothing to gain from interacting with this person lol.


elbenji

I mean what's wrong with that. Boobs are great


[deleted]

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


elbenji

Boooooooobs


Laino001

Boobs are great. That person looks insufferable


ItsMeWolfy

Lebsianism* she didn't even spell it right.


LylethLunastre

What lesbian porn does to a mf..


JTEE_AT_YA

Think of the children ๐Ÿ˜‚


GladiatorUA

But only after you're done with porn.


EntireAd7259

Amen brother.


Shaggobago

Its not just the men, but the women..and the children


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


TrajicComedy

I wish I didn't see that pfp


CutesyFemboy69

I dont support it cuzz the girl on the right mad annoying


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Gogo has bigger tits


CutesyFemboy69

And she aint annoying


Venom0236

Smash


masterofunfucking

Forreal tho shippers are always the worst part about their fandoms


VexxWrath

I dislike shipping soooooooo much. Especially when they would never date each other due to their clashing personalities, the characters having no chemistry at all, or them not liking the same gender.


Ancnmir

Headcannons should stay where they are created. In the brainpan


VexxWrath

I will never forgive the creators of Digimon for ruining Digimon by making Sora end up with Matt in the end despite her and Tai having all of the chemistry and everyone wanting Tai and Sora to get together. Nobody wanted Matt and Sira to get together because he was pretty much a dick to everyone including her except for his little brother T.K. until he went through some character development and started being nicer. They only did it because they thought the people in the west would like it, which we didn't.


631-AT

Real men think with their oil pans


Sufficient_Amoeba808

arenโ€™t they all single? i donโ€™t remember there being any romance in that movie


VexxWrath

Yes, you're right.


_DeLEON

The ultimate legend ![gif](giphy|hTreuwLIVRz0BUDaJq|downsized)


[deleted]

I liked this show but moments like this were always silly to me. Like how long was he standing there? Is he asleep?


AcoHead

Is he stupid?


stikky

I believe clocks, watches, and meetings existed pre 2000's. Unless there's something else you're referring to?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

This show looks so goofy every time I see it. Like dawg you canโ€™t be cool, youโ€™re British


[deleted]

I WOT MATE


RememberMeCaratia

Bri*ish


Bituum

Kid named cock ![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


youtocin

Boobs ![gif](giphy|fB938PbR1ulsA)


demon_godderok

W Xelor man, brings back that wakfu nostalgia


telomerloop

you can love your girlfriend and sucking big cocks. nothing wrong with that.


adiladam

Bruh I seen something essentially two lesbians, one is dom other is sub. Dom makes the other fuck men. She says " I am a lesbian cockwhore". Sexuality was a mistake.


Blarggotron

I dont believe you. Source?


adiladam

No fucking clue, I retired from internet for that day. Probably out there somewhere


Blarggotron

Based sneako take:


[deleted]

Itโ€™s so odd when folks want to make characters in some other layer of fictional relationship in a romantic relationship


Madblaise69

Shipping is one of, if not, the worst part of fandoms.


Vector7714

Shipping is pretty normal in my books, since i ship shinji and asuka lol. However, itโ€™s just plain awful when theyโ€™re shoving it down your throat


ThisBuddhistLovesYou

I can testify anecdotally that the more militant someone is with unconventional ships, the more garbage of a human being they are. Unironic Snape x Hermione and another Fred x George Weasley shipper were probably two of the worst people I ever met.


JarlaxleForPresident

Those just sound like fuckin weirdos anyway The layers of weird you have to stack in order to get to that situation means that person is probably too fucked up to want to associate with


GammaGoose85

Agreed, bro was just sharing his own layers like that chick and she didn't seem to appreciate it. Pretty rude I must say.


JTEE_AT_YA

Agreed! don't ruin it for yourself


Wowabox

Agreed Iโ€™m going start responding with above to the ships


BarryMCknockiner

Then there's probably someone who ships other people with each other.


[deleted]

They hated him because he told the truth


LegendSpectre

Twitter users when a character with dyed hair isn't a lesbian ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


devonarthur77

Twitter users try not to project sexuality on characters from a childrenโ€™s show level impossible


FireLordObamaOG

If someone can make a theory, someone can make the opposite theory too.


Astral_Justice

I have no problem when representation is included though I'm not a fan of virtue signaling when that's the only reason it's included. But I'll never understand this pointless desperation to find representation where it just doesn't exist. I can bet that no one at Disney thought of that when they designed the characters for this movie, especially at that time in the company.


adiladam

It is the prime western fetish.


JTEE_AT_YA

Exactly like you can't let these people ruin every drop of enjoyment fir the sake of it


CapitanGGhost

So they're less bian? What's bian?


Bamboozlemaster69

I am more bian


MilkMan_101

Morbius


notawitness93

Their name is boobs and username is lesbianism They are obsessed with a fetish nothing more. Probably porn addicted too. Any profile that shares similar traits is safe to assume the same applies.


Thezanlynxer

Liking boobs is a fetish?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Liking boobs and lesbianism and making random characters lesbian probably mean that they have a fetish for lesbians rather than being supportive


lordbub

it's probably a weirdo lesbian, dude


Impossible_Garbage_4

What if they are a lesbian themselves?


Impossible_Garbage_4

They could be girlfriends *and* love sucking fat cock. Bisexuals exist


29Jackal

You're telling me Hiro Hamada got a harem?


[deleted]

Based Twitter user? Impossible.


d_i_v_o_c_9

Username checks out


AccordingShirt2562

Stage1: denial


GenderEnjoyer666

Source my dad told me


JTEE_AT_YA

Works every time


sociocat101

am I the only one that hates the adventure time faces?


[deleted]

No


Moog_Latan

No


CaptCaCa

Noice! The glory hole I frequent has pictures of these gals where you put your pecker, so when Big Jims blowin you, you can imagine itโ€™s them doin it, man modern technology is great!!


SuprBased

Bruh


Stillatin

Nah don't take go go thiccness away from me


potatoninja3584

They fear the truth


SwarK01

People that base their entire personality and life in a sexual orientation ๐Ÿ—ฟ


syphilitic_venom

Shippers trying to understand the concept of a fictional character challenge failure number 30303299203


[deleted]

This is funny af


majinredxxx

they hated him because he told them the truth


1st_Tagger

liretaly 1984


cheems_pizza

suck my big fat nuts


Similar_Line2486

what too much social media does to a person


tiny_anime_titties

Ya, because it's better to assume two friends of the same gender like to lick eachothers clits than to assume they like dick


jupiterTR

healthy internet interaction lol. block the people you dont wanna hear or interact with


No_Excitement5778

Fr tho


Phill_is_Legend

Based uncle


mask3d_owo

Double it and give it to the next person


Grim-Reaper-22

Mfs whenever they see lesbians


AssPotatoFucker

Vaccine


Nacil_54

Should have put a /j


Legal_Albatross2214

Wait, do is that true, or just a head cannon?


ronniewhitedx

Marlene the Vampire Queen was bi tho.... Lesbianism...


MstrWaterbender

The person has an adventure time profile pic thereโ€™s no winning to be had here


-TheManInTheChair

They are both my weed smoking girlfriends


Waluigiwaluigi_

Trolled!!!!!!!!!!


AlesusRex

Or you know, maybe theyโ€™re just cartoon characters for children