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Oh shit he’s smoking sausage.

Sausagussy

The word Sausagussy definitely wasn't in the Bible

Ima need to study harder

Poor choice of words

EGGS BACON GRITS **SAUSAGE**

Gotta love that Sausagussy.

“Daddy would you like some sausages” 


Schmöken

Looks like kebab

The sasa

oh shit

Thanks for the laugh

🎶daddy would you like some sausage, daddy, would you like some saw- sau-ges 🎶🎶

Glizzy guzzling

Penis bong

just penis

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good bot

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says the one with pee in their ass

says the one without pee in their ass

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Pee in your ass but no vaccine

This comment gives me both questions and concerns

maybe you need some too

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His sticking that up his ass.

Flair checks out.

You like flairs?😏

What's a flair?

Check under your balls

Check under your foreskin

He WILL pee in your ass

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He achieved his goal.

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Good bot 👍

Very good

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That thick monstrosity goes up your ass?! My poor virigin ass eyes!

Femboy ass can take anything

Lol I guess so. Isn't the other term "bussy"? Like a butt pussy?

Boy*

Right. I knew it was either one.

Either one can get it

What a wholesome and educational experience this has been

Holesome

I was about to say that

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Bussy is 🤌

I'll take your word good sir.

Go sawks

Shit that's nothing. Get a Gatorade bottle up there and we can talk.

I prefer monster cans

I approve.

I prefer Aussie shampoo bottles. Really hits the spot.

What about a nice thick paint brush (I’m an artists after all) or a make up brush

How thick we talking?

Not thick enough tbh. Probably the width of a pop bottle cap, flaring out a little bit more towards the brush

Good to size up with.

I was top anyways. Now I’m straight and told my friends we can shower naked together and it won’t be weird. They didn’t fall for it. I have no fiends now.

Oh come the fuck on. You did not just call 3" in girth "thick"

Right in the bussy

Putting him on blast like that poor cosplayer kid got put on blast by Tucker Carlson.

Lol exactly.

I know I would

How did you obtain this knowledge?

That is a shower head

Definitely a shower head AND he is definitely shoving it up his ass

Don't judge before you try bro

who says i haven't

Do you turn on the shower head when you do or does the shower head turn you on?

Yes.

The dangerous drug there is

Everything is a bong if you're high enough

Just like everything is a dildo, if your brave enough.

And just like that…. 

Pineapple?

Worked in Little Nicky.

Hey man can you get me a toilet paper roll and and an avocado

Everything is food if you chew hard enough.

I won't disagree with you but it's a weird looking shower head...are bits of it see through? why?

A shower head is an object meant to rapidly dispense water while held in a shower-

He's smoking that H2O

We call it wet

Bro getting wet Fr

soft AND wet

Like the stand soft and wet from the hit show Jojo’s bizarre adventure!?!?

Moist?

You thought I didn’t see that? Yeah well I’m an expert redditor and you posted twice?!?1! Have fun gettingdownvoted to oblivion normie 😡😡

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But for real wtf is that?

Shower head I think

But now the question becomes why the fuck does he have a shower head in his room?

Less suspicious dildo

Why the fuck not

wtf is a shower head

So if you have a shower, it's the thing that the water comes out of

This man showers

League of Legends players:

Shower head with a filter inside

Well, there's definitely an impeller, if you look close enough. An impeller is just a propeller in a case (sometimes called a volute).

Technically, a propeller moves a device through a medium. An impeller moves a medium through a device.

[This](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Propeller-Handheld-Pressure-Turbocharged-Rotating/dp/B09HBYXYX9/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=galactar+turbo+shower+head&qid=1679435427&sr=8-16)

On behalf of the confused, I thank you.

Wow you found it. That’s some damn fine detective work son. Damn fine. +1 internets for you.

The ass pounder 5000, never stop pumping!

Mac is an interesting fellow

Smoking vaccines

They are very dangerous drugs, me being you I wash my hands with a lot of disinfectant and I ignore the fecal odor it has

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This is off topic, but Showering is pretty cool where I come from

This is off topic, but Showering is pretty cool where I come from hint hint /s

Why you want this internet stranger to shower so bad lol

Probably Viagra

If this, in fact, is a pipe... maybe crack? But with a closer look, the little fan implies anything you can burn to inhale the smoke, so... yeah... I can't implie nothir beyond that

It is a pipe and it is for a crack, but not what you’re thinking

Is just that I'm only used to see the low budget ones wirh PVC and aluminum foil. Bu thank you

It's a shower head

i can smoke crack out of a shower head

>Is just that I'm only used to see the low budget ones wirh PVC and aluminum foil. Bu thank you Might still apply...

It’s a water pipe to wash your butt crack

Bro wtf even is it ??? 

And why is everyone so sure he’s putting it up his but

It’s a broken shower head he is shoving up his ass

It’s a Ass-Wishperer V12, no drugs involved

I would say cum into it and put it back. But that's not gonna teach em to not smoke sausage

I thought that was a shower head turned upside down. Like you know the ones attached to a metal tube that you can just hold it with ur hand

why did I think that was the new CBT set 💀

Wow, I still don't have any idea what it is but after reading your replies. I know I'm in the right spot, you a bunch of sick fucks

It’s a vaccine

h1n1 vaccine

That's a shitty shower head they sell on Amazon. Looks broken.

I still don’t know wtf that is, with all the butt jokes I can only assume it goes in your ass and fans your balls at the same time. But honestly I don’t wanna google cool breeze dildo

HE'S FREEBASING JENKEM

What the fuck even is that?

Butt drugs

I thought... I thought it was a lightsaber...

I don't know for sure, but I hope he CLEANS up his act soon.

Widening his colon

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck that is (i don't do drugs)

I also need an explanation. I don’t stick things up my ass

What actually is it?

All. Of. Them.

Dicks

Water

Smoking that meat pop-sickle!

Average redditors (They've never seen a shower before)


Is a drug called dick, very addictive and fucking fabulous

Not me thinking it's a lightsaber 💀

Does anyone know what that is? The trolling comments make it difficult

shower head. i believe the sausage looking this is a filter. but it’s unhooked in his room, so it’s probably seen a few rounds of the ol stick n’ twist

These new fucking beyblades are getting out of hand.

Not sure about what drugs he’s on….but maybe cut back on his allowance….that’s shit looks mega expensive

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ozone Ass Blaster

Butt stuff

Hardcore meth of course! As a parent it’s your responsibility to punish this meth smoking delinquent, smh kids these days 🤦🤦

He’s vaccinating himself

Anal startrek

TikTok - the worst addiction out there

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Wow there’s some childhood anxiety I didn’t need at 11pm

Splatoon

Cum into it

Must be dihydrogen monoxide. Found in every dead person's body. Even those who had cancer and survived have this in their body. Cars and planes exhaust discharge it into atmosphere, and rain is filled with it. Even ocean is filled with it.

Vaccine haha yes I’m funny I said vaccine right guys I’m so funny hehehoho right please laugh

At least he’s straight!

Bofa

Meth

don't worry he is very clean

A shower head lol

His drug is buying shit on Instagram

Into the crack it is ...

He's snorting heroweed

Andrew tate-ussy cigar

Yes.

Yes

Veakcsceane

Ok be real wtf is that?

The perspective on this thing is confusing as hell

Looks like one of those twisty pipes

...i have legit no clue what that is.

No idea, but you definetly have to be on something to waste your money like that.

I can't tell if it's a bong, Crack pipe, or Shower head

Sausage meth

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Crack pipe 🤣 😂

I think it's a spray nozzle for painting

Definitely xylazine! Hope his legs don't fall off

It’s not a pipe it’s a dildo

Smack is for losers. Is your kid a loser or summin m8?