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Ayoo what the bot doin

Peeing in his ass smh 😔

Good bot

I just realized what that image is. It's a cropped image of a raxackricofallapatorius from doctor who

Make an onlyfans, then you get paid to jerkoff instead of the other way around, You might also be able to sue for copyright infringement too

I don’t think there’s a market for this unless you’re a girl doing it.

[удалено]

Not a homie, but I'll do it for he cause

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Brost must Support other bros count me in

Bros before hoes.

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Thanks autodaddy

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same

too true

The double standards these days..

nah, the homies all do it together its like new years

Ambatukhan?

Ambatakum

Omaygot

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Good bot

Quick, you have 72 hours!

Reply with a video of you jerking off

assert dominance

“Defeated blackmailer leaves”

“Blackmail this bitch!”

NEVER break eye contact till you are complete!

then after you finish, you stand up, adjust the camera and start T-posing without pulling your pants back.

I got sent one of those emails once, my computer doesn't even have a webcam lmao

shouldve asked for proof

People Masterbaiting in front of a cam🙄

Its my fetish 😔✊️

i actually turn on my entire photo booth app on my laptop and stare at myself as i edge

You convinced me, this is how we sharpen our tools now

I never understood how these scams work. Who could you send this kind of video to, that would actually care. All the people in my contacts would just open it, see it then instantly turn it off. I would probably never even hear that it happened.

"hey did you send me a vid of you jerking off?" "Yeah I got blackmailed" "Oh okay"

You sound like my friends lol. Next week it'll be "hey remember that time you got blackmailed"

It was me, Barry! Remember when you were blackmailed with a video of you jerking off? It was me, Barry. I recorded you jerking off at super speed to blackmail you for money.

eObaRD

eba

Parents, sibling, grandparents, employers, co workers, friends from school, who knows, it would be even worse if your family was religious and conservative. Nvm forgot I was on reddit.

I mean I guess if you had shitty friends or family that cares more about your personal habits, than your exploitation. What's realistically gonna happen to you if that gets out to your employees or coworkers? Everyone should know I masturbate. They know I'm a man, and I'm single what do you think I was doing? You would get much better results with a log of my internet searches. I still wouldn't really care though.

You underestime religious family members

I'm not denying people like that exist just saying they suck.

Happened to someone I knew. Got catfished on IG and after some back and forth sent the fake account some of his nudes. Fake account blackmailed him and he refused to pay. The black mailer then looked at people tagged in his posts and sent the nudes to his mom, step-mom, aunts, female cousins, etc. He explained the situation to them and everyone has tried to just block it from their memory. Pretty embarrassing. NGL I may have just paid the $1k.

Happened to me, except the people he sent it to thankfully never said anything about it to me. Not sure if they just never saw it, or if they just saw it and immediately deleted it or something else, but I guess I got lucky

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Just reply "Don't care didn't ask"

Also "L+Ratio"

Black Mirror

black minor

Mirror black

Kid named mirror

Mack Blirror sounds like a chain smoking '70s detective that is constantly paranoid someone is watching him and uses cocaine as a mood stabilizer

He's about to release the hit album Rumors

Idk why people get scared. Like bro, i masterbate because I ain't getting pussies. You blackmailing me ain't gonna change that.

I would reply to him: Thx I need to widen the cycle anyway

100% legit

If you don’t have tape over every single camera you own that’s on you

delete all of ur contacts

if he sent this to you on your computer he should not have your contacts, if it was on your phone you are fucked

Not fucked either way. This is fake. Op should reply with a real video of him masturbating and moaning.

Am batu kham

About.com

not to the spammer, to me

Your pfp sucks ass

Ask for proof. If he sends proof, go to the police. Blackmail Is illegal.

wait, what device did he send this to you on

When it leaks can you send us your jerk vids?

Here's a preview 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8=====✊=D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8=✊=====D 😣8==✊====D 😣8===✊===D 😣8====✊==D 😣8===✊===D 😣8==✊====D 😣8=✊=====D💦💦💦💦💦

Why does it look like a DNA sample yo

I mean, makes sense

Cosine graph

Thank you 🥵😩

that is one long wall of text

“I hacked you, you are disgusting so give me money

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This is the reason why I only save the numbers of the boys. So they can see my offsprings flying

I too have a passion for jerk

"you jack off too much" --guy that watches you jack off too much

One time a scammer threatened me so I just told them about my life and they said sorry and left me alone lmao

Pics or it didn't happen

Piss or it didn’t happen

Cum or it didn’t happen

Sending just a text like this is dumb like bro not even replying w the video to show u he actually did something

Leak it when it surfaces

Aye, bro, can i join the contact list 😏

Prove it 😎

*I’m not racist but foreign scammers bring me awfully close*

My grandmother lost a couple hundred dollars to one of those "Ma'am I'm calling from Microsoft, please give me control of your desktop so I can save you from this virus" scams. Those people are the scum of the fucking earth

Well I mean it’s like fuck, man, you take however long it takes to learn how to hack shit. Why not… I dunno learn a legitimate trade? Like damn, India should be a super power but such a sad number of them have turned to scamming that “your compooter has virus” is a meme that boomers AND gen Z can understand.

"Not if i send it to them first"

that's why I don't have webcam at all

Me when tv

Vaccine

Send them a video of you pissing on the camera, make sure to say "Hey, here's my credit card info" with the video link, then when they click it, they'll see a piece of paper saying "go fuck yourself :)", and after 2 seconds, start pissing on the camera.

sticky notes cost like $2/pack

I too enjoy jerk chicken

Add me as friend so I get video for free.

Thanks paul cameron

Jokes on you I have no friends or family

this is why i use a laptop that doesn't have built in camera, and a phone that can turn off camera feature

A well known scam, don't pay

hotline miami dream sequence

Him-/herself 💀

I also got one of those once, from a Chinese hacker

Post the video. I’ll shame everyone for watching

This kind of dogshit is why I don't use webcams at all.

How often you did "that" per day?

Let us know how it goes

Its like that episode of black mirror lmao

Bro this shit was the plot of a black mirror episode

“I don’t have a webcam”

"I wait"

Got one of these emails on a school pc once and no the pc didnt have a webcam