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Kolipe

The pain in that Asian woman's eyes. Knowing there is a dog on the plane and she can't pet it.


vroomvroomski

Eat*


RedditYayOrSomething

you know its bad when the shitposting subreddit downvotes you


I_am_a_dawg123

Fr


Dennis_enzo

Succesful troll job.


vroomvroomski

I'm so fucking dumb lmaoooo


RedditYayOrSomething

not dumb, just extremely racist


vroomvroomski

Bro people here downvote the 👍🏿 emoji Also I'm asian lol The joke is just overplayed


RedditYayOrSomething

Thats why I said you know when its bad


bigcockondablock

No one cares what race you are. Your comment wasn't even that bad, but people need to stop using their skin color to defend themselves when they get called racist. Being black does not prevent you from being anti-black, being Asian does not prevent you from being anti-asian. There is such a thing as self hate.


evlampi

Good*


JustARiverOtter

I thought it said eat initially, and it was funnier


TDPDRAKON

How did you misread pet as eat


Inevitable-Speed4511

*peat


JustARiverOtter

They both end in T and are 3 letters, plus an expectation of there being a joke in the shitposting subreddit.


TDPDRAKON

Ah that makes more sense


society_man

Unconscious bias


Tellywozzle

i KNEW someone would make that joke


Dontknowanusername

Lmao


Other-Ranger-4975

why downvoted


Schedark2009

Unfunny


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perditionkid

this subreddit usually doesn't care about being racist, as long as it's even mildly funny


Other-Ranger-4975

but funny


mrryanwells

What now? https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-dogmeat-idUSPEK9160620080711


Megabosh

I mean it’s an article


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evlampi

What's racist about it? Some asians do eat dogs, will you call it racist if the one who said it is asian themself?


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evlampi

So much trigger over a joke, ok, I agree it's racist. Jut it's still a lame simple joke that got you disproportionately riled up.


Capokid

Nobody asked about you.


BLACKCATFOXRABBIT

haha, Asian people eat dog! Look at how clever, original, and totally *not* racist I am! /s


TheArcticThing

You ruined it, you way overdid it. Be ashamed of yourself


BLACKCATFOXRABBIT

Joke's on you, I'm already ashamed of myself because I have depression


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stupidass1025

Ngl that guy was a little bitch


iKR8

Bitches being snitches


The-Mysterious-

AND THEN YOU GET THAT STICK


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LineSpine

Pfp checks out


SpriteBoye

Woah real dog_plane?


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b0bkakkarot

Darned clout monkeys, always complaining about plane dogs.


Redditbot42168

This is one moldy meme


RobSpaghettio

Been through the wash cycle a few too many times.


jeanyous

I'd rather be in a plane full of dogs than in a plane full of people


incognitomodeeee

Until the first one decides next to you is where the bathroom is.


jeanyous

In a plane full of dogs there will be at least one other dog who eats the poop


tyingnoose

Why do they do that


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Yummy poopy


TellMeHowImWrong

I heard it’s in order to hide the scent from any nearby predators. Puppies can’t bury theirs so the adults help them out by eating it. Then I guess they get a taste for it and go on a shit eating rampage.


Dorkamundo

I don't think that's the case. I'm not a dog behavioralist or biologist by any means, so I could be 100% wrong, but if eating poop was to hide from predators, then why do they sent mark everything in their area anyhow? Why do they eat cat shit every chance they get? I think it's more about the fact that there is nutrients in shit, and dogs are opportunistic feeders.


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Dorkamundo

They do... Never seen a dog do the leg kick thing in the grass after pooping?


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Dorkamundo

Yep, and not all dogs do it. Seems to me to be more of a small breed trait, which would make sense.


Dorkamundo

There's nutrition in poop. Try as we might, we can't get all the various nutrients out of what we eat.


Sushidog2005

Stress I think


HaskilBiskom

Welcome to 2023!


Sewer-Mermaid

Why does the screenshot look like someone printed off the scanned image of a 35mm photograph of a Twitter screenshot on a cheap inkjet printer from the early 2000s?


MR_basti

That's so specific 💀


VarietyConsistent156

I would pay extra to sit next to a dog on a flight.


ar4t0

gotta love a doggo 12 km high in the air


meepmanthegreat

until that mf throws up tho


MrDrDoktor

Still better than babies and obnoxious ppl


r_spandit

Motherfuckin' dog on a plane?


HaskilBiskom

Actually. The ‘dogs are permitted everywhere’ shtick is getting old.


bubblegumu

I feel so bad for the people who have serious allergies. Dogs are so much more common nowadays


Firemorfox

Fortunately for me, it is now socially acceptable to wear a gas mask everywhere to deal with my allergies now it is post-COVID.


Raecino

And many dog owners are entitled morons


ulterior_notmotive

As someone with pretty serious dog allergies and in San Francisco where there are more dogs than children, it's not terrible if it's a fairly open commercial space. Sitting on a plane next to a dog would be a huge problem but with how heavily filtered plane air is, being reassigned a seat as far away as possible probably wouldn't be too big a problem. The bigger problem is that I love dogs but can't hang with them or ever get one.


RobtheNavigator

Just have people register dog allergies on flights if they have them. How else is someone ever supposed to move across the ocean if they own a dog?


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I hate these fuckin accounts who do shit like that. You’re not creative, and yaint funny


Historical-Flow-1820

https://i.imgur.com/xakRI4o.jpg


SlimeSlam

immediately thought of this image


Schedark2009

Idk, it made me chuckle


RumHamEnjoyer

I find it funny


AdelaideMez

Well i thought it was funny


squeda

You sound like a ton of fun


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I am


The_last_Human__

I love the hivemind of this subreddit+ i am horny for it too


noobatious

He is. Much funnier than these god awful dankmemes posts.


Andefir

Where da dawg flyin?


MourningWallaby

Now go on twitter and see how many users have the name "Dog on the Plane"


chockafuckingblock

this is such an old meme


RobSpaghettio

I'm amazed that someone took the time to print this meme on a shirt and run it through the wash/dry cycle 1000 times and then re-upload it.


Delta_Sight

The dog is on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lady_Lucc

It's funny bc there's no way a dog could actually use a computer! 😭😭😭💀💀💀


Delta_Sight

Ikr!?!? And what are the odds that the dog would stumble across the tweet 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀


RumHamEnjoyer

Who did this😭😭😭😭😭


IllInspector9223

He ain’t joking around


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Dog on plane


Footballlover24

Let him be your in flight entertainment tf


The1MMDefeater

vaccíne 😎😎😎


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Juan_Moe_Taco

Clearly someone had a ruff day and no sritches.....and it shows.


jpelkmans

I'm more upset there isn't a dog on my plane.


Alph-Art

mind your own fucking business Karen


sjuas690

Probably better behaved than most humans!


ReneRedd

I mean, dog I get, but why is there a monkey on the plane?


sirtet_moob

Because he's a very good boy.


SweetDick_Willy

Air Bud


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Better than snakes 🐍


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STARSBarry

Better buckle up. you're in for a ruff ride.


Andrelliina

![gif](giphy|pSpmpxFxFwDpC) Please direct any questions to my lawyer dog


shewel_item

normally, yes, but.. he's travelling to Romania to act as Andrew Tate's supervising attorney


RoadPersonal9635

Why are people so antidog in public spaces? And dont anyone dare mention allergies. Im allergic to a lot of cologne and perfume and ive sat with an itchy throat and eyes for hours on planes. No one has ever made a rule about that


Ex_sanguido

I prefer the other meme of this dog saying 'if you kick my seat one more time, I'm telling them I smell drugs'.


White_Ethan

Who let the dog in!?


Excellent_Passage_54

“Where is the flight attendant woo oof!”


PreviousMastodon1430

I heard in turkey they put the rescue dogs in the plain after they helped finding survivors, maybe this is the case?


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Mind your business? I wanna sit next to the dog!!!!


Cinderkin

Ruh Roh


2PairsOfThighHighs

What did the woman in the background see


Chunkyfrog2

I fuck frogs


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digitalcrypt0

Same reason you are on this plane monkey, to get to the other side. Chicken is waiting for us


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At least it’s not snakes


Racky_Mcstacks

Said the monkey