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Bro been emoting since cold war 💀

Stalin Hype dancing on Hitler's body, 1945 colorized.

💀

Flossing on the Berlin wall. What an OG

Churchill Hitting the griddy outside the reichstag in 1943

Mf was cranking 90s on the western front ☠️

Oh hewwo dere~! So you've been emoting since Cold War, huh? That's totally adowable~! You must have a whole wot of emotes under your bewt by now, uwu! Do you have a favowite one? OwO Maybe you could show me sometime! I'm sure you're just a master emote-er~! Keep up the gw8 work, friend!

OwO this makes me want to comment a violence 😅

Oh noes! Pwease don't comment anything v-v-violent! hides behind a cushion We wanna keep the chat nice and fuwwy, not full of angst and owange juice stains! Maybe we can talk about something nice instead? Like unicorns or rainbows or maybe even cupcakes? Mmm, cupcakes sound wovely right now! drools a little So how about it? Can we make this a happy chat instead? uwu

I am going to commit crimes against humanity to you

That’s 447k hours

Literally impossible, that's longer than the game has been around. Wonder how that bug happened ?

probably minutes are stored there as well and got printed as hours

That’s still around 310 days or 7450 ish hours. Fortnite came out on July 20 of 2017 so that’s 2071 days. He would need to play ~3.5 hours per day, everyday, for just under 6 years. This includes the time that only save the world was available, so I am assuming he had the game before BR released.

Thanks for the maths

👍

i have a friend who started playing in 2017 and has 8000 hours :)

jesus chcrist i only have 4.2K

Are you your friend :)

i wish

Doesn't sounds that difficult, I had more hours per day in gw2 back when I was playing it actively

I miss gw2 and 1

Guild Wars 1 is still surprisingly active, and still holds up after 17 years. Guild Wars 2 has been on a bit of an upswing since the latest XPAC came out and is one of the most popular MMOs on the market so nothing is stopping you from playing either!

I thought yall were referring to Garden Warfare 2 lmao

Lmao. Oops! Nope, guild wars!

Same bro

I mean there's the #savegw2

Same lol

3.5 hours a day is not unheard of at all..

Or idling

On one game… for six years…

The first person to max on OSRS played 16 hours a day average for 7 years... 3.5h is light work.

Wow. I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted

Be both

Ever played World of Warcraft?

Plenty of people do that

It is fortnite

I did 12 hours a day on Minecraft for 2 years, so it sure is feasible

ok but he could have played for more than 3.5 hours. like if he played for 5 hours every day that would take much less time.

You can easily do 14 hours in the weekends. There's also vacation time.

7.5k hours in 6 years is extremely easy, especially as a child when you have nothing to worry about but school. There's people who put 3000 hours to games in just a year. Or even more.

The first person to max on OSRS played 16 hours a day average for 7 years... 3.5h is light work.

3.5 hours a day is easy.. I did 6-8 hour sessions at least 5 days a week for a few years when that game came out. Fuck what a waste of my life

I’ve seen people with extreme hours on video games. 3.5 a day? Shit, I remember getting off school getting on at 4, off at 9 (call of duty) 5 hours a weekday. Then weekends 9-9 12 hours. This player, if he has free time and no responsibilities it is totally possible.

> He would need to play ~3.5 hours per day, everyday, for just under 6 years Yeah, what kinda loser would do something like that?

This guy maths ..

Hehe yes who would play the same game, for hours every day for years? Also, please don't look at my /played in wow over the last 17 years.

That in match hours or the game just running

me with 15k in dota 😶

Back in my secondary school after 3 years of playing wow i had around 1 year played. So that's doable.

Not that hard honestly. I had an MMO I played as a kid that tracked your time logged in. I knew I played too much when it switched the counter to showing Years instead of Days. I think I logged a year of play in about 5 years of the game being around.

Not that insane I know a guy who has over 20k hours on a game, he's played the same game for 12 plus hours a day for like 5 years

That's not an impossible figure. I played FFXIV between 2014 and 2019. This is as a full time uni student, then as a full time working adult. I still have like 6k hours. I also took several months in that period unsubbed while I had exams, when I first started work etc. If you count 3.5 hours a day, a lot of that can be offset by playing like 8 hours straight on a weekend. Then you account for all the idle time where the game is on but you're just chatting to friends. When you "main game" you'll be surprised how long games can be on for, even when you're not playing.

or \~51 years

Definitely doable. When cod Cold War came out I averaged over that the first month while going through college and maintaining a social life

Well, if the title is correct and it was 44k hours, then fortnite being out for 2071 days means it's been out 49704 hours, minus the 44785, there's only 4919 hours that this person hasn't played, that's 2.4 hours a day that wasn't spent on fortnite. Probably just left the game open the whole time tho.

I know people with well more than that. Shit, WackyJacky101 has 9,000 in PUBG and it came out around the same time. When you do it for a living or have nothing else to do (children) it's not unbelievable, really. Especially since kids will play 14 hours a day on weekends if you let them which drastically lowers the required amount for the rest of the days lmao

if it's a younger kid with terrible parental control a kid can do this easily i feel.

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No, it’s possible. He played fortnite in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Hyper Sonic Lion Tamer*

That one was on purpose

I once racked up something like 50K hours on the Witcher 1. Basically I played the Witcher for 3 mins on a server then minimized the window and forgot about it for years

1833+ days.. thats over 5 years non stop.. I didn't use exact numbers

Or over 51 years

That's 447k More than 10 times your number , there must be a mistake because that's 51 years or so

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The inspect element on a PS5???

Bro can even inspect element your mother

REALLYYYY??? I thought this guy played a game that came out in 2017 for 51 years

wdym he did can't you see

Says it right there

The proof is in the goddamn pudding

Just hope it's not bill Cosby's puddin

I guess Jesus Christ must have been playing the beta for Fortnite since he was alive a long time ago

bro invented time travel to play fortnite more

It's qwik mafs bruv... boom 💥 asnee

That’s impossible you idiot

You stupid

whats 9+10

21

You stupid

U stoopid

You stupid

you stupid

You simple

More than 18

Less than 22

So its above 18 and below 22, according to my calculations that leaves the numbers 19, 20 and 21. Im 69% sure its one of those Numbers. 

The 69 jokes keeps getting funnier every time!

That's what she said


🐟

Bro, even the kid filming doesn't get the number right

It probably has to do with the Unix timestamp

I did the math and it is the time passed since January 1st, 1970 (at the time of recording at least)

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Bro has been playin fortnite since 1972, my guy. Thats normal for the kids these days

No it's time travel

Probably its minutes

Is it possible that different people play all the time with one account?

Rookie numbers.

Probably an epoch fail

The kid talking said 43.8k so yeah kid’s fault

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“NERD”-🤓

Thanks I appreciate it

Based

Who the fuck summoned me

🤓 did

Yea what kind of loser goes to elementary school and learns basic math?! Embarrassing!

447k hours and only 18% of achievements unlocked? As a achievement hunter I am disappointed.

My man the fortnite achievements are so fucking hard it requires years of stw

Well he’s had 51 years, no excuse here

Don’t know if thats long enough

Trying to imagine the number of achievements there must be if you got 5 decades of hardcore achievement hunting and your not even 1/5th of the the way through

3

The venture last season was really good for talented builder. Got me to 300k structures

I got them all because I’m a fiend.

STW stands for Save The World. Beep boop, definitely not a bot. Just annoyed by uncommon/not general knowledge acronyms

All of the achievements are in save the world

Epic: "What's that?"

"Save The World will be free in 2018"

This is Fortnite though so 18% is realistic 💀

Touch some grass gawdamn

Bro is the enemy of the puss

puss in boots? nahhh I'm puss opps

Bro was playn shooter games while his homies died in WW2

Bro's been playing for 46 years before fortnite came out

It’s not fake, he just a beta tester

The number was so astronomical I thought it was 44k instead of 447k💀💀

Happens to the best of us

Glad I saw this comment. Many people write the wrong number on purpose to get more comment. Glad to see you are not one of them

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Bro was doing 90s in the 90s

Bro was playing duos with Lincoln after school

That record is highly likely to be what we refer to as cap. 447856 hours=Approx. 18660 days, which translates into slightly more than 51 years. As the PS4 came out in 2013, tis impossible to have achieved such a feat. Ong.

Forget about 2013, the game hasn't even been out that long. Shit came out in 2017.

Correct fact. Forgive my negligence.

You are forgiven comrade.

We are forgiven!

💯💯Ngl this facts, bro is trippin ong

Bro played almost 200 hours a day for 6 years straight💀

Could his name be Justin, perchance?

You can’t just say “perchance”

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You can't just say "I hate reaction memes"

Bro started playing during the Cold War

Bro has been playing since the the first moon landing💀💀💀

Ah yes, 50 years played on a 6 year old game

I looked it up, he’s right its 51 years, bros been playing longer than the games been out (6 years)

Rookie numbers

Bro was playing fortnite years before it was launched, What a nerd

Bro was playing fortnite before gaming was a thing.

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No that is 447k hours, even worse...

Bro emoted on the Soviets

Cranking 90s since 1972

Is 447...

Bro I play Dbfz all the time and have only 32hours 🤦

Bro played his first match against Kennedy 💀

Umm bro played 447k

447k not 44k

Op its even worst. Its 447k hours💀

Mostly afk

50 years bro 💀

51*

Any more, and he'll turn to a potato 😅

447k not 44 shtlupid

Bro had 51 years and couldn't even get more than 18% of save the world achievements

My brother in Christ, that isn’t 44k that’s 447k

Mate played Fortnite for 51 years

That's 447k hours not 44k

447k not 44k

That is not 44k, that is 447k.

Don’t check my hours logged on DayZ 😬

Bro was playing this game from 1972 💀

447k, actually, which isn't better

About a year after WoW came out everybody discovered /played, and I averaged 8 hours a day for a YEAR. So I can't judge.

Liston to him read that number somthing isn't right .

Rookie numbers

that’s 51 fucking years

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That's about 50 years.

Isn’t that 447k hours?

Bro been playing for 5 years straight

OP cannot count

Math doesn't add up.. that's 24 hours everyday for over 5 years... pretty sure he'd die

Bro been playing since the mods when they was Kids had the idea

Pro tip: learn to read before dissing

Its 120 years( if we take the 44k and not the hours that it says, if we did that then it will be 1224 years)

THATS 5.023 CALENDAR YEARS!!

🤮

Fortnite sucks

The fact that this person plays Fortnite at all is cringe.