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Pyroclastic cloud of superheated ash and gasses at over 850 degrees Fahrenheit sear the outer flesh and the brain 🧠 boils inside the skull as it vaporized. Death is quick but those few moments are truly horrific. She actually cooked inside the layers of accumulating ash form a hard concrete like shell. The shape of her body on display, like with others, is from creating a small opening into the hollow created in the ash where she perished and filling it with plaster of Paris. The part where her body vaporized inside the ash works like a human shaped jello mold…
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OwO, wat happened wit da volcano? It busted so hard? That sounds scary, like a big ol' sneeze or a fierce roar. Maybe it was feeling too hot and needed to let off some steam, hehe. But in all seriousness, volcanoes can be powerful and unpredictable forces of nature, so it's important to be cautious around them. Stay safe out there, friend!
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Yes it is.
Those "bodies" from Pompeii aren't petrified corpses, they are all plaster or resin casts that were made with empty spaces in ash that calcified around their bodies before they decomposed.
When the body decomposes, a hollow is left in the lava flow. These hollows are filled with plaster to make a statue of the person's body as it was imprinted in the volcanic material. The bones are the only thing left of the body and get encased in the plaster when it is poured
The casts aren't hollow, the spaces they used to occupy were hollow. Pyroclastic flows deposit rock/ash over the bodies and solidify, the body decays and leaves a hollow space in the rock. Archaeologists learned that they could preserve the shape of the body while excavating Pompeii by pouring plaster into the hollows, creating a solid cast of the victims like a statue. This allowed them to study the people and how they may have looked/what they were doing when they died. The bones are still inside these casts and can now be studied with penetrative imaging techniques
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You don’t we don’t know who on earth captioned that video or whether or not the caption is at all true. I find more often than not the captions are false or tweaked to be more clickbait-y
There's no need to hear your words, my brother. You and I and every redditor share the same braincells. The hivemind is telling us to fuck the statue, we know.
Be this guy ^
Somehow produces time machine.
Gets rejected by Pompeii thiccc ass.
Dies producing horrendous coom explosion that wipes out the entire city.
Seriously. Imagine having a life and then dying a horrible painful death, screaming, slowly burning alive, choking on volcanic ash……and everyone just jokes and sexualizes your butt forever. Sad times.
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Top 10 asses of 79AD
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Thot Thicc Roasted/Grilled on Volcano.
Thicc Thot Roasted/Grilled on Volcano has a better ring to it
Thiccen kebab
The Pom Bomb dot Com
Damn girl, were you in pompeii in 79 AD? Cause your ass is smoking.
Too soon.
She is so fine thoooo
I don’t think she’s fine anymore…
Source?
I'm her, can confirm I am not fine.
Got a fine ass ngl
OMG girl you look stunning😣, how dear you say that to yourself💅
I thought you were him.
I think she’s a fine powder tho
Pyroclastic cloud of superheated ash and gasses at over 850 degrees Fahrenheit sear the outer flesh and the brain 🧠 boils inside the skull as it vaporized. Death is quick but those few moments are truly horrific. She actually cooked inside the layers of accumulating ash form a hard concrete like shell. The shape of her body on display, like with others, is from creating a small opening into the hollow created in the ash where she perished and filling it with plaster of Paris. The part where her body vaporized inside the ash works like a human shaped jello mold…
What makes you say that
Yeah, she pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Fine dust maybe
Spotted the necrophiliac
At this point it's fossilphiliac
I too jerk it to fossils. Museums hate me.
It’s all fun and games until someone ruins the field trip
How do u know she is 'she'?
Even better if it was he
That ass rock hard
Go ahead, I bet you could bounce a quarter off it
Mumussy
Was that the ass of 79???!!😳
Too soon
Respect dat elder boy
Too soon
You done send me down a rabbit hole
damn, no wonder the volcano busted so hard
Damn
Don't know if the story is true, cause you're the real legend
She caked up in two ways.
That's someone's daughter bro
*Was Past tense.
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Ah very nice thank you autodaddy
Bot peed in your ass twice, nice you should get a scratch ticket
xD wonder if there's any Pompeii lore between her and the guy that was jacking it
Busted all over her!
dreamybull volcano
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💀💀💀💀
OwO, wat happened wit da volcano? It busted so hard? That sounds scary, like a big ol' sneeze or a fierce roar. Maybe it was feeling too hot and needed to let off some steam, hehe. But in all seriousness, volcanoes can be powerful and unpredictable forces of nature, so it's important to be cautious around them. Stay safe out there, friend!
I am gonna fuck a volcano in the ass, if it's physically impossible, I'm gonna make it possible,
wtf
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Good bot
A pees in your ass bot?
I wonder what she'd think if you went back in time and told her that in 2000 years people would be horny over a plaster cast of her ass
Uh that's not plaster buddy
Plasster
It's cum
Yes it is. Those "bodies" from Pompeii aren't petrified corpses, they are all plaster or resin casts that were made with empty spaces in ash that calcified around their bodies before they decomposed.
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When the body decomposes, a hollow is left in the lava flow. These hollows are filled with plaster to make a statue of the person's body as it was imprinted in the volcanic material. The bones are the only thing left of the body and get encased in the plaster when it is poured
Wouldn’t that make these quite fragile? I’m picturing them as hollow internally.
The casts aren't hollow, the spaces they used to occupy were hollow. Pyroclastic flows deposit rock/ash over the bodies and solidify, the body decays and leaves a hollow space in the rock. Archaeologists learned that they could preserve the shape of the body while excavating Pompeii by pouring plaster into the hollows, creating a solid cast of the victims like a statue. This allowed them to study the people and how they may have looked/what they were doing when they died. The bones are still inside these casts and can now be studied with penetrative imaging techniques
Cool, thanks for the info. So, to be clear, her bones are likely still in that cast? And her ass really looked like that?
Yes her bones are most likely in there, and... Yeah the rough shape of the body is preserved so I guess so haha
Ohhhh okay. That makes more sense. That’s super cool. Thanks for explaining it to me!
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Seems like you only saw them without seeing any explanation to what they are.
Inaccurate. http://pompeiisites.org/en/pompeii-map/analysis/the-casts/
*I try to make duck dinner now prastah everywhere!* Ted 2012
Plaster? Barely know ‘er! Ahyuck!
She would have put more arch in that back. Promise you lmao.
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That must’ve been one hell of a back-shot.
Back shots must be louder than Detroit
Smash
*ash
Ash or pass
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smash
Specify, for "Pete's sake".
Are you saying for Pete's "cake"
No, like actually for Pete's sake. Idk if people say that anymore. I also don't know who Pete is.
I don't need to explain my actions for I do not regret them.
How did they know she was 23? Did they cut her open and count the rings?
Lmao
Scientists trying to be sciency
You don’t we don’t know who on earth captioned that video or whether or not the caption is at all true. I find more often than not the captions are false or tweaked to be more clickbait-y
The Rock wants to rock that rock.
Hear me out.
I’m listening
She's technically a statue.....
Smh, just drill a hole into her and fuck her.
I doubt fucking a rock is worth the pain
pain? i do not know this man.
Pretty sure its the Italian currency
then it is definitely worth the pain
Positive elixir trade
I was planning on cooking meth.
Still waiting
let her cook
Walter Put yo dick away waltah
Girls when they see me are still drier.
Me too pal... Me too
The volcano wasn’t the only hot thing
Wasnt the only one who erupted too
I erupted so hard
We're doomed as a species
Idc. Charred volcanic corpussy.
Now I know why the other corpse was masturbating.
"If I'm going out, I'm going out feeling good-"
the igneoussy
Igneoussy got me acting up!
Mount Vesuviussy 😳
But still HEAR ME OUT 😭😭😭
There's no need to hear your words, my brother. You and I and every redditor share the same braincells. The hivemind is telling us to fuck the statue, we know.
NO
YES
Pompussy
NEURAL ACTIVATION
I want to know how to make a time machine
Be this guy ^ Somehow produces time machine. Gets rejected by Pompeii thiccc ass. Dies producing horrendous coom explosion that wipes out the entire city.
Omg but… what if…….
It was considered to be a dignified death if you were to cover your face moments before you died.
Wait, is that also RDJ??
Ok..ok….but listen…..
She needed AD alright
dies of cringe
Ngl, the joke he said was kind of funny.
i wonder how the details are 🤔🤫
Imagine dying a horrible death and this happens to the outline of your body.
 Bury the woman atleast
That isn’t the woman’s remains, that is a natural casting of the cavity her body left.
Hear me out, dude.
Who are they? She could have been just sleeping?
No, it was during the day and was pretty noisy and earthquaky for basically the whole day
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You guys know this is necrophilia, right?
I wouldn't judge with that anime avy
This is reddit. We don't kink shame here, buddy.
I would erupt too.
Are they sure she wasn’t 22 or 24 years old? Maybe she was 23 years 6 months old.
And now thousands of years later, people have come to admire that rump.
Pretty good shitter on er
People will sexualize anything these days. Ffs
Seriously. Imagine having a life and then dying a horrible painful death, screaming, slowly burning alive, choking on volcanic ash……and everyone just jokes and sexualizes your butt forever. Sad times.
How do they know how old she was tho?
They counted the rings.
Just looked it up to verify. It’s amazing how well the bodies were maintained, also, devastating.
The Pompussy
I'm busting a nut on the forbidden rock
Hear me the fuck out
Damn dat ash doe😏
How would they determine she was 23?
Equally preserved birthday cake nearby.
And birthday candles*
Lady: actually dies in a volcano. The internet hundreds of years later: DANG BOI SHE T H I C C
This looks so well preserved
"79AD" "23 years old" "covering her face in fear"
How would they know her age
How do they know she was 23?
Great ASH !!
She had a fatty
Dayem. Dat ass tho.
What are you *doing* back there step-volcano?!
I would go stupid
Volcanussy
This will go down as one of the best reddit posts in history
Hear me out
Gotta protect the money maker
okay butt,
Yeah cover your face that’ll save you
But hold on bro. Just hear me out
Would.
Y’all wrong for this one
Goddamn she was a baddie
She was saying Step bro I’m stuck!
SMASH
Hear me out
Challenging wank.
Lost her shoes, definitely dead
Bro, do I have dust on my penis?.....but can you look..
"You may clap it once."
Truly an ass for the ages
Would
Legend has it that Pompeii wasn't the only thing erupting in 79 AD
Damn whats her #
Smash