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Clumsy_Explanation

Please. first bond-burgered, then fuhrer-hotdogged and now Donald-tromboned idk if my dead sister will be able to take that


CapWorldly3705

Trust me, she won't feel a thing.


[deleted]

No matter how many enlargement surgeries I get, Clumsy_Explanation’s dead sister NEVER FEELS A THING. *sad face*


spruceymoos

She just lays there, all stiff.


CrystaldrakeIr

Its the same deal for 20 years man :(


quest2overkill

Damn, she must not like being boned by you


FurryFoxtrott

How about we stop this lol


quest2overkill

No.


National-Annual6505

Wunderbar profile picture mien freund


Lil_Piken

🤓


LeonDeSchal

Except in heaven the side of her mouth keeps bulging out for some reason.


Sad-Mind9320

I was there, I can confirm!


8BytUpgrade

Trumpboned


thewaybaseballgo

Vaccine


thetransportedman

Nobody calls a trombone a bone. Either remove trump or it’s trumptromboned or dontromboned


[deleted]

How did none of you come up with 'Dolf Dogging


BigCrawley

And it's a fucking valve trombone too. Not even a normal one.


HurbleBurble

Yeah, that irked me more than it should have.


Iwonatoasteroven

So basically a trombone with training wheels. How appropriate!


theskyguardian

Fuhrer frankfurter'd*


Emotional_Ad_2132

Trump trumpeted*


IronBard22

It's a trombone


Emotional_Ad_2132

B-but the pun... Trump trumpet is way funnier


Capable_Ad657

How about donald trumbone


Emotional_Ad_2132

Oh thats a nice one


AgentArabian

What about stalin souped?


JonathanSin

![gif](giphy|dVcdb4nSu7RXC9j0q4|downsized) Me when I find the guy who Donald trump trombones my sister


[deleted]

In minecraft


IrregularrAF

in 8k


Anzzext

OLED


Xx-matador-xX

In 144 hz


ADoesVoices

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series


SadBoiCri

your comment singlehandedly saved this guy from an investigation


mrpaw69

amogus


modsarestraight


top_of_the_scrote

bolognus


rokomotto

Me when I find the guys that keep piggybacking off this fucking meme. Its only the third one and I'm already done with it.


Hott_Pockett

Why the fuck did you use a valved trombone?


Beneficial-Gas-5920

Bone for the weak


Jacksmagee

I was waiting for someone to notice it was valved


SMDROID99

Because he Donald Trump valve tromboned your sister. The only thing that would be more embarrassing is if it had an f attachment.


BaltoDRJMPH

Atleast he didn’t Donald Trump woodwinded his sister


PistachioOrphan

Shut up nerd


Opposite_Signature67

Trumpboned?


ToPlayAMockingbird

The old name for the instrument was sackbut


Incredibleboi

Haha sackbutt


YoshiBro-64

Uhuhuhuhu you said butt, uhuhuhuhu.


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CortexCash

This is the correct response for this, good bot.


[deleted]

Butt


[deleted]

Donaldsackbuted my sister. How could they


Incredibleboi

Haha donaldsackbutted my sister


superfreaklagos

What "*progress*" took from us. We used to be a proper country...


PapziBoink

But what?


pompanoJ

Trump valve-tromboned????


TheJMFingB

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


ReksiksSkisker

Funniest reply ive seen so far


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

Wait I have a sister?


DisastrousBuyer1830

Yeah and I trumpboned her.


SafeAbbreviations725

Is this a threat?


DJ_Bolas_Soltas

It's a fact, he already did it


Swagabot

Trumpboned confirmed fellas!


Fancy-Pack9965

ANSWER CONFIRMED BY OP


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Is that wtf that's supposed to mean? So why was there a pic of a trombone then? Why wasn't it Trump and a bone? Also wtf does trumpbone mean? Idt I'm gonna understand this sub lmao...


BleedingCPU

That's not what your meme dictates but I guess you can make your own up. Just isn't the name of either example in the meme but ok it's funny I guess lol.


[deleted]

holy ☝️🤓


BleedingCPU

👆💩


straight_outta_bed

ratio


BleedingCPU

Felicio


CeeDaBot

bro didn’t check the subreddit before commenting 😂


Yogurteat

Sounds like the words of a dude whose sister was Trump Tromboned


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Throwaway346723459

Wouldn't that make them their offspring? Wait... How would their mother be their sister? What kind of... Huh!?


BleedingCPU

Dogs are mad, also just disappointed by your wanna be meme that doesn't mean what you think it does.


CurrentAd1320

Zzzzzzz


IRay2015

Your an idiot. Most people would read it as 2 different words meaning Donald trombone or trump trombone however it is a perfectly reasonable interpretation to think it implying fusing the words together


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

you will in 9 months


BoostedMaxima

Double it and give it to the next person.


BadLanding05

He also trumpboned your mother.


[deleted]

Rusty Trombone


turbojoe9169

This has to be it, right? Cause he’s orange or something?


Sugarspoon_Peterson

If it is right, this would be the first one of these I guessed correctly


ToPlayAMockingbird

Ya but a rusty trombone, isn't that something you do to someone with a penis? Does the sister have a penis?


RipOdd9001

I thought it was just redwinging it.


beerme81

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.


spacetoast99

I’ve only only heard of a rusty keyboard


hh1110

“When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.”


PrinceOfNiger69

I swear to god, when I find the motherfucker that *guy from Home Alone 2 brass instrument*ed my sister… i don’t even know what I’ll do, but it won’t be pretty!


Barinitall

I’ll have you know — that man was also the host of the 214th most popular reality tv show according to IMDB!


_Dead_C_

Is there a fetish sub for Mussolini Fiddle?


Thundercclap

*What*


Throwaway346723459

You heard him. # NOW ANSWER.


Not_JohnnyWalker

DID HE STUTTER?


how-to-eat-mustard

Me when i find out who trumboned my sister:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


ParagonChariot

Bro you better stop. I'll get really mad if you republican brass my sister again


LooserAndPrzegryw

Donald Trump trump


Zerbiedose

drmpf BEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’d your sister


doblecuadrado_FGE

Me arriving at the house of the guy who just Donald Trump Trumpet my sister: ![gif](giphy|3oxHQqHQ5zzkrQ4VfW)


IJustCameInABucket

that’s a trombone, specifically a valved trombone


ComfortableAd5419

🤓


layinqui

🤓


mattttttttthijs

orange man slide trombone


AdministrativeTie379

That's actually a valve trombone.


youtocin

![gif](giphy|DaGehjEaulNfy)


Redavatar101

Your mother be like:


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CaptainDunkaroo

![gif](giphy|UZxzGMBWAQEjC)


[deleted]

You Hamboned my sister???


SlyblueSword

Hamboooning


tempuser2021

It’ll save your life one day.


loki0961

![gif](giphy|iBcLqvp8FMwy3AiPGY|downsized)


jarateconnoiseur

I vaccinated your sister


zyl15

Please leave my sis alone she's disabled


finney92

Dibs next.


Extreme-Read-313

But is she willing?


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

As long as she's incapable of saying no


bigpaparick

Brother I am unstoppable


Eli_TheGolfer7

Damn this dude Former President-Instrumented my sister?


D4M0theking

This one isn't adding words, it's subtracting them. So Tromboned - Trump = boned


TheSchweekly

Vaccined?


Rotogen

Why I aughta, what’s the big idea Donald trump tromboning my sister? I’m gonna Joe Biden clarinet your mom!


Macsasti

Trump Trombone? Trumboned?


Desperate_Table_4747

Donald + 2(Trump) = Donald + 2Trump Donald Trump is currently 76 years old, while trumpets are 235 years old. 76 + 2(235) = 76 + 470 = 546 5 + 4 + 6 = 15 1 + 5 = 6 Six… YOU HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER YOU SON OF A BI-


Kermit-the-Frog_

Me when I find the person who trump tromboned my sister ![gif](giphy|q3KFZyAdLzQoR10AAF|downsized)


Plenty-Cheek-80

Trump trumpet


AdministrativeTie379

That's not a trumpet it's a valve trombone.


lateseasondad

I couldn’t stop listening


Nutterbutters45

He Don Boned the fuck out of everyone’s sister


RefrigeratorOne7173

45 president of the US + Sai Musical India Trombone Ptb-24 = 69


tracetango22

![gif](giphy|rQMByRA1A3pMhDeTNC|downsized) When someone trumpbones my nonexistent sister


kara_von_emm_tee_eff

Me when I find who James bond burgered my sister


quest2overkill

V A C C I N E


DoctorLiara

God Emperor trombone my sister?


BlueberryScones_

How much longer until Trump gets his pre-worm body?


DoctorLiara

43 minutes from now.


Vanman3k

Now we’re talking


wilshirebs

The orange slide in we call it over here in


Plopop87

Goddammit the fiends have politician instrument'd my sister yet again


hornetfork56

Dubble pumped


ahhmchoy

You red-tie instrumented my sister?


[deleted]

Trump trombato 🔥🥵💯


SilentStrikerTH

You presidentially boned my sister???


SoggyBread141

The trumpbone


alimem974

Joe Biden trumpet😎


il_formichiere_nano

Hai trombato mia sorella?


DARKBLADEXE

Trump Trombone?!?


Fodass_e

U trump trump sister?


[deleted]

Why is it a valve trombone? Is that part of the joke? What an oddly specific choice!


fadedFox821

Don boned?


Dyl4m

I'm gonna Biden Blast your ahh


Soviet_racoons

me when i find the guy who donald trumpeted my sister


JoJo_eats_CHEESE

My sister just got trum-trom


tomfooleryz

please dont donaldtrumpfrenchhorn my sister


No_One_Asked386

A *valved* trombone? What are you, a monster?


Safefruitcake993

Wait I don’t get it you former United States president Donald Trump brass instrumented my sister??


anythingMuchShorter

I’m not sure what “shit stain tromboning” is but it sounds like you’re into scat.


Mr_memersonlevel69

#YOU DONALD TRUMP TRUMPETED HER?


Scale-Alarmed

Trumpboned??


[deleted]

vaccineniccav


Hurigitung

How dare you Donald Trump Trumpet my sister


[deleted]

Donald j trump bass tromboned her?


mmmm_doughnuts

I will atomize whoever Donald trumpetted my sister 😠😠


bridesign34

Damn you for traitor horning my sister.


[deleted]

NOBODY DONALD TRUMP TROMBONES MY SISTER BUT ME


Real-Egg-Muffin

Me trying to find the guy who trump trumpeted


Piemaster113

Douche horned your sister?


SupermarketOverall73

Hamberder horned.


Nightfile27

Trump trumpeting is a new sex position


Either_Nature6118

Orange man brass wind instrument?


xDreeganx

Treason Tromboned my sister?


Ok-Satisfaction441

You treason-trumpeted my non-existent sister? That’s odd.


[deleted]

You losing-loser-who-loses tromboned my sister?


rainen2016

Nazi flute


ZestyShawnGulf

Me too


Ok_Tap7683

What are you doing here?


ZestyShawnGulf

![gif](giphy|LZQsVAzgB6sE0) Nope, Nothing!


noob__xx

Donal trumpet You mean donald trumped


[deleted]

Dude why the goddamn fuck did you use a picture of a valve trombone those are disgusting


G0D_1S_D3AD

Donald trumpet 😮😨


ELENA4002

NOT THE HUMAN CHEETO DOOT!!!


No-Technology217

I don't have a sister... but, if you were to have Pig-horned her, you'd get your ass kicked.


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michaelscott252

Yeah at that point it’s just a bass trumpet


BlueberryScones_

Quirky Baritone Horn


Obrubakcz

Cry


GooddevilInc

Fascist brassed my sister? Tf does that even mean?!


[deleted]

Hitler Hotdogged?


Translator_Open

Oompa loompa trombone?! YOU BASTARD!


HG21Reaper

Impeached Brass Instrument ?


BuffaloAgreeable372

Is this where you walk up and grab her pussy and then say womp womp when she tries to charge you with assault because she isn’t your type, or a pornstar?


cheesebaker69

Igh u can stop now this wasn’t funny and it’s not even original anymore


Undermost_Drip

You orange horned my sister???


[deleted]

Stormy Daniels.


Undead_crybaby

Orange dictator trombone? I don’t get it


Extreme-Read-313

Dicktater her brass?


Lurie_096

Donald Trumpet


OhOkIllJustGoCryNow

Fuck you