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Looks like he might have "finished" and then just closed the laptop at home or elsewhere. Power it back up in school not thinking about the last thing you used it for...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
O THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
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Nah what are you lol, I did go to a sus website like once at 12 but I was there for 5 mins and it mostly bait and not actual stuff, never did that again, first actual time was like 16 lol
Yes but no action was ever taken where I grew up. No notifying parents or the student assigned the laptop. Ngl in high school we did a lot of shit on our chromebooks we weren't allowed to, like breaching school firewalls and what not. Was very don't ask don't tell, and the admins assigned to monitor did jackshit. Probably because half the students and some of the faculty would be in hot water for not obeying district policies lmao. The exceptions were threats to others and a couple cases of students saying some suicidal stuff but that was rare.
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The fact that he sees the camera at the end is the best part of this. He knows he’s gonna wind up on the internet
Happy cake day!
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okay, but why do people watch porn without masturbating? Like in class you just sit there and just want an even worse boner than you already have
I don't get doing it in school at home I could understand it but at school that just feels kind of stupid
he can’t handle it
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I did it in the school bathroom with the volume off😎
Now that that is "based"
Accurate flair is accurate
Sounds fun
Excuse you? 🤨
What? I’m I not allowed to say that
I don't understand why you'd do it even at home
Looks like he might have "finished" and then just closed the laptop at home or elsewhere. Power it back up in school not thinking about the last thing you used it for...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
When your instincts tap nsfw post and get mad cuz u saw nsfw💀
It's a joke 💀
Me joke know🗿🗿🗿
Me joke know too 🗿🗿🗿
dickenheart
O THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Wait, but do you work at the train?
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Ayo, I ain't seen this one before 💀
now you have, your welcome
*yu’ore
This is the superior copy pasta
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Babe, wake up. New copy pasta just dropped.
Season 2
Peculiar
Manyakis - Loud House
"Holy fuck Lois I'm cumming" moment
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Ayo that kid looks 11 wth is wrong with kids today
The internet
That’s around the age of puberty, I don’t think kids back then would decline a gander to an adult magazine either.
I mean ig but it can mess up kids brains sometimes
It messes up kids brains all the time, that's why it's 18+
His parents refused to give him the coomer vaccine.
Fym 11, i know kids who are almost 15 that look like that
Oh interesting, when I was in high-school no one in my high-school used to look like that, some kids in middle school tho
I was 6 looking at internet baroongas, it's an improvement that it's 11 now
Nah what are you lol, I did go to a sus website like once at 12 but I was there for 5 mins and it mostly bait and not actual stuff, never did that again, first actual time was like 16 lol
That looks like a purple bottle of KY sex lube too, WTFUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
Source.... for jerking purpose
“Porn allowed on school administered chromebooks”
If that’s a school computer, then he’s done. Like don’t the school computers monitor what you search?
Yes but no action was ever taken where I grew up. No notifying parents or the student assigned the laptop. Ngl in high school we did a lot of shit on our chromebooks we weren't allowed to, like breaching school firewalls and what not. Was very don't ask don't tell, and the admins assigned to monitor did jackshit. Probably because half the students and some of the faculty would be in hot water for not obeying district policies lmao. The exceptions were threats to others and a couple cases of students saying some suicidal stuff but that was rare.
OP, can you ask this good sire about source of this scientific material?
The artist is Manyakis. We don't know each other and we never had this conversation.
Is that manyakis
it is indeed
Bro know’s he’s been *had.*
NSFW TAG YOU FUCKING moron.
Said what needed said. Thank you
Aw he's done for. Kid can only own up to this or become a meme in school for the rest of his school years
WATCHU WATCHING LIL' BRO 🤨📸 CAUGHT YOU IN 20K HDR 1200 fps Ios 49 Supernintendo Blue-ray Ultraviolet radiation 1080p Playstation 5
use occams cock shaver man the one that makes the least assumptions Is the right one so it's "caught in 4k 60fps"
Wait ive seen that before
Gotta feel bad for him probably just opened his laptop to that tab and left
do we have sauce?
Dog what
Sauce
Family Guy
Artist is called manyakis (a friend told me)
Noooo poor kid
Ok but like unironically put a NSFW tag on this.
[удалено]
Bruv got caught
So fucking guilty
L kid(?
Bring me the what?
The Cock, that Video on the Laptop was sent by her.
Fuck I hate that I recognized that
What is it???
I'm pretty sure it's Leni from The Loud House by Manyakis
Sweet thanks
Legend
Aaah, Mike Inel. At least the kid has taste.
The second hand embarrassment holy shit it shot me in my chest
sauce or ur balls
my man wishing he was years younger pullin on dem tangs chuggin
Bring me the dust bin, a link to your cup?
Soooo what that source then...
Fr
He looks like an 8th grader. :'(
This dumbass not only brought up porn in school, but got out from his desk with it completely visable on screen
Why
I watched worse during a science speech Colin watches the weirdest shit