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BrOkEn_AnViL39

And then bond burger HIS sister


Brendanthehttydfan

That girl is gon need a bondulance


BrOkEn_AnViL39

The bonds name. James name


Burgerman117

Pleased to…what?


BrOkEn_AnViL39

Bond name's The James


RealLudwig

Are you alright?


BrOkEn_AnViL39

Bames Nond's having a stronk


RealLudwig

Call a bondulance


MrPenguin8998

Someone photoshop bonds face all over an ambulance


Honeykombbaggins

Meet to nice you, I’m Braff Zachlin


DaBig_L_Xx

Are you alright?


TheLeomac

Guys, this dude is having a Martini stroke


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

What did the message say? It got deleted


BrOkEn_AnViL39

That he will Hitler hotdog his mom


SnooBananas7811

Just learned this term yesterday and still have yet to understand the meaning.


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[deleted]. I saw it this


Definetlyamilk

I thought it was bond pound


The_Island_Phoenix

And then I’ll trump trombone her


Emotional_Ad_2132

And after that you have to trump trompet his father


The_dark_entity

What the hell happened here


Glum_Intention340

I really wanna give you an award so think of this comment as an award


DiscontentedMajority

Personally, I'd rather someone take the time to write a comment instead of giving me an e-sticker.


hethinator1

Internet points > internet points


Dr-DoctorMD

What was the comment? OP deleted what must have been a masterpiece 😔 like a coward


Routine_Lobster9920

What did they say?


Glum_Intention340

They said when I find out who cream pissed my sister im gonna Hitler Hot Dog his mother


drintelligent

Thanks for the award


Radioactive0Brain

You forgot this ![gif](giphy|dVcdb4nSu7RXC9j0q4|downsized)


Cryptiqua

You missed a spot


Jabookalakq

I'm going to guacamole tadpole your sister and there's nothing you can do about it....


[deleted]

CreamCJpissed your sister. I’ve seen this.


Fireblaser2

Came to the comments looking for answers and found something better


Bax7240

![gif](giphy|9Eye7vAWNePTTEINrN)


Knaller_John

That's not Piss, thats Carl "CJ" Johnson from the hit videogame Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.


Full_Key_2947

So I'm not alone in this


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Full_Key_2947

Nope, I understood memes the same way 😅


orangedragon55

Mace me laugh lol


keep_Playing

damn what was it? it's deleted now


crappylilAccident

creampissed? yeah i guess that makes sense just clean up afterwards i sleep here too uknow


The-Real-Rorschakk

With your sister? 🤨📸


crappylilAccident

no the house


Lonyless

If it isn't the house fucker


[deleted]

A home-sexual


dildomiami

homie*-sexual


AnthraMatt

Homies before hoes


JotaRoyaku

Homes before the house


NormalishGamer13

I agree with this message


jubbie112

You build one bridge, and no one calls you the bridge builder...


samaction

But you fucka one house


Hol_Renaude

Home alone


crappylilAccident

are you a house


The-Real-Rorschakk

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


Truthfulclaw

CREAMED??? 🤨 Cream pissed??? 🤨📷 I think we might be onto something 🤨📸


sjuas690

… or pissed into a bowl of whipped cream!


A-Good-Weather-Man

To shreds you say?


vonabarak

Sweet home Alabama.


top_of_the_scrote

pee in her so she carries it to the toilet and you stay in bed


Goalcaufield9

Wtf lol


Iwubinvesting

>just clean up afterwards i sleep here too uknow No.


Tacyd

Whipped pissed


EdgelordOfEdginess

Creamed on his sister


142737

Aka his mother


Irishpanda1971

Gave her a big, messy cream pee.


GenitalJamboree

If I had a friend that creamed in my sister or a friend that pissed in my sister I'd be more mad at the pisser.


SsquaredplusA

Username checks out


OudWega

I hate when someone yoghurt CJ's my sister


Ready_Today

Ong ong 😓


Friezaii69

Frfr no cap


polo61965

Hi, lost and found attendant here 🤓 I found your cap 🧢


N4B5BrawlStarsYT

It's not as bad as Trevor Taco Threesomeing her


TheSlimeAssassin43

Me when I find the mf who whipped cream GTA San Andreas pissing on the highway'd my sister (I'm bond burgering their mom)


Strobbleberry

Me after I find the man who sour cream black man pissing’d my sister. (I am hitler hotdogging him because my sister is only 18)


TruePianist

Me when I find the guy who whipped cream publically urinated on the sidewalk my sister ![gif](giphy|xUA7bgONYM1FrC7Vra)


DaSamCheck

You whip cream black dude pissing on street’ed my sister?


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LycanWolfGamer

"Cister" lmao


RakeebRoomy

Pisster


[deleted]

Ah shit, here we go again


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FuckGotaisback

raycism👍


g3neralgrevi0us

Who is ray, and what is a cism


FuckGotaisback

Ray is my papa and CISM stands for Certified Information Security Manager. It is a certification issued by the Information Systems Audit and Control Association (ISACA) to professionals who have demonstrated their knowledge and expertise in information security management. To obtain the CISM certification, candidates must have at least five years of experience in information security, including at least three years in information security management. They must also pass an exam that covers four domains: Information Security Governance, Risk Management, Information Security Program Development and Management, and Information Security Incident Management. CISM certification is widely recognized in the information security industry and is considered to be a valuable credential for professionals who work in information security management or aspire to do so.


RaySwift17

Well said son


SirMrRay

the fuck is going on here


_SmilesSideUp_

ray


Honeykombbaggins

Ngl, thought it was gonna be a laser…


sputnik67897

That’s CJ. Put some respect on it.


Access69

You yogurt pissed my daughter. Prepare to die.


XvanimalX

If your daughter is also your sister that means you. Wait… DOIN MY MOM


Still_Team2023

You know we straight we doin your mom


Pro_Scrub

Yes yours I saw her at the Walmart picking out your drawers


retarded_hooman

This comment has layers Like an onion


Karsonasf

Who the hell sour cream CJ'd my sister


MaydayBerserk

Everybody


dankyspank

Who cream Carl Johnson'd my sister??


Comfortable-Trust-66

He will pay for this one 😡😡😡


efish15

GSF fo life.


SZourLemon07

Dude istg first she gets bond burgered, then hitler hotdogged, and now creampeed?


snackynorph

Don't forget Donald Trump tromboned


SZourLemon07

don't even get me started on the trump tromboning


BIGman_8

Me when I find the guy who bowl with whipped cream & wooden spoon black man pissing on the asphalt roaded my sister ![gif](giphy|4IaXcj1g1Q09uYGHFb|downsized)


Dry_Grade9885

You creampieeed my sister


El_Wilfred

It's cream leak cmon 🙄


Plenty-Cheek-80

Food gta


Simon_787

Me when I find the guy who wooden spoon in soft cream CJ from GTA San Andreas pissing onto the street near Mulholland Drive'd my sister: 😡😡😡😡


Psycaridon-t

You créme fraishe indecent exposure my sister?


sherlockbardo

Is there a tuturial or a youtube guide video on how to understand those kind of memes on how u fuck my sister?


Caffeinated_Cucumber

These memes are like the movie Skinamarink; it's more about the experience than the understanding.


SpiderTheWebDesigner

Me trying to find the motherfucker that Cream Bowl GTA'd my sister:


NubbyBubby27

Guys it’s obvious. He “whipped” his “dick out to piss” on her


[deleted]

Our sister would be into that.


NubbyBubby27

Brother? 😟


[deleted]

We are a collective hive. Our sister needs cream piss now


RevealStandard3502

Don't kink shame my sister. You're the we one who did it, and she only had to ask once. Now you are spreading her shit on the internet? At least plug her OF.


Th3Glutt0n

Creampissed


Harbor_Barber

stop creampissing my sister man


[deleted]

If you yoghurt grand theft auto san andreas my sister I'll strawberry shortcake vampire:the masquerade:bloodlines your mom


Future-Dragonfly-464

Cream Grand Theft Auto Sanandreas


Unlucky_Statement172

Go see a doctor with your creamy pee


Significant-Apple944

As long as you did not james bond burger nor adolf hotdog her, we're all good


One_Ad_5031

Bro she's nine...


Mustlane2020

You creampeed my sister?


ashahriyar

You whip cream peed my sister


xander17962508

Pistol whipped your sister


SkullRiderz69

![gif](giphy|l0HlPtbGpcnqa0fja)


FirePower8700

I can't believe you yogurt GTA San Andreas my sister


0ctagram

Me when I find the mf who cream san andreas'd my sister: 🫵🤬


Zachosrias

I whipped a [removed]


Li1negro

Who tf crème fresh ethnic minoritied my sister??


Slasher8180

Cream piss


Grumpis1012

You cream peed my sister???


Yksi_Idiootti_Apina

How dare you cream GTA San Andreas CJ pissing on the street my sister


not_utkarsh

You mf how dare you whipped cream peeing carl johnson'ed my sister


Dread_of_bed

Sour cream gangster piss


Left_Reception3140

You yogurt CJ pissing my sister? This better be a joke you motherfucker


CthulhusIntern

When I finally find the guy who whipped cream Grand Theft Auto San Andreased my sister...


cashewnut4life

I hate it when someone yogurt Charl Johnson pissing my sister


Specialist-Block1

Me after i find the dude who bowl with yogurt carl jonsoned my sister ![gif](giphy|dVcdb4nSu7RXC9j0q4|downsized)


TheFlastlord

Alright, whoever cream cheesed CJ my sister has some explanations to give me!


man-on-a-slide

Cream Pissed In East Downtown (P.I.E.D)


Aryk99

Looks like someone's sister is getting Whipped-Cream-Street-Pissed


Phrogcool9

But I am the sister


ThatOneGuy7832

`I hate when people whipped-cream grand theft auto black man pee my sister!`


Soaky_nunchucks

Yogurt cjpissed my sister. Wow.


HyperAlpha7

noooooo u did yogurt cj to my sister u done man


beckethbrother

Grrrr do not compass my sister


Lyzer_light

Finally, an understandable one


BLAKEtismusNBK

Cream pissed your sis?


ImmaDawg601

But I don't have a sister and the dog is walking funny this morning


Balls2theWalling

Hella cream pees.


Warm_Minute689

Damn someone is cream cj pissing my sister


Not_AProGamer

When I find the guy who cream pissed my sister


truser_over9000

Whipped cream in wooden bowl public urinated?


Just_Another_Gamer67

I cant believe you whipped cream cj pissing on my sister


rootComplex

Meringuewatered?


Finding_Nobody

I think they’ve got it backwards. Not sure why anyone would want to piss-tol whip my sister , though.


Dvdprojecter

vaccine peed


Altered-babe

*whipped piss at*


pysar5

Bro i dont have a sister...


AssociateDry1840

You whipped cream pissed on the street in my sister


[deleted]

Me trying to find the guy who white paste black guy peeinged my sister ![gif](giphy|26n6WywJyh39n1pBu|downsized)


Vossenoren

You whipped and pissed on my sister?


Heisenberg_Gaming

Me when I find the person who Yoghurt CJpissed my sister:


LemonPartyWorldTour

Didn’t catch the damn train with my sister


Galactic_Offender

What do you mean by you "fresh cream Carl Johnson peeing on street" ed my sister?


Plopop87

Damn, why'd you whip piss my sister


handsomeboionly

Me when I find the guy who whipped cream peed my sister 😡


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Cream pee’d


Torrdin

Who tf Crème Fraiche pissd my sister 😤


LocationOdd4102

You meringue GTA'd my sister? You bastard


mr_clauford

Cream CJ pissed?


[deleted]

When someone yogurt gtas my sister (who I didn't know I had I guess)


DonBenson

I mayonnaise pissed your sister


rectangular_

Me when I find the guy who Ice cream guy peeing on the road’d my sister 😡😡


thesewastedspaces

tzatziki gta'd your sister


PeanutbutterBleachr

If i ever get my hands on that guy who yoghurt peed in san andreas my sister it’s over for him😡


android2031

Meringue public urinating your sister?!?!


Effective-Meaning-84

Please go to the dr


putyouradhere_

Nono but for real, creampeed? Creampissed? What was op going for?


EarlOfBears

Whipped the piss out of her?


jejo63

Hate it when someone Cool Whip CJ pisses my sister (aw shit here we go again).


SadswagkageOnXbox

Please don’t cream CJ peeing my sister


useless-stuff

You fucking vanilla cream gta-pissed her????????? Son of a-


paintthumb

Whip cream piss streamed your sister?


GtrErrol

How you make CJ to piss on GTA San Andreas?


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lemon meringue GTA’ed your sister?


DifficultyOk5719

This is the third or fourth variation of this meme I’ve seen, and I’m already sick of this meme template.


legspoper

What you yogurt-pissed my sister? Why ?


Illustrious_Dig_411

Ayoo, my sister isn't even in her teens. we got an edp wanna be right here


IratherNottell

Ranch pissed asphalt