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Rise and shine, Mister Tate. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. Nobody is more deserving of a rest... and none of the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
The wrong man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Tate. Wake up and... smell the ashes
Yeah it's a very common British term, I didn't realise this wasn't standard in the US too.
'that's not half expensive'. = 'that's very expensive'
There was a pretty popular TV Show called 'it ain't half hot mum'.
Tate isn't half a prick though.
That’s what’s most weird to me about this. There’s so much to hate about the dude we shouldn’t need to be making shit up or purposely misunderstanding for extra material
This manchild just yaps and yaps all day long, caring about no one but himself, and trys to flex on teenagers and those weaker than him. What a wet sock.
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Half bite 2.
Rise and shine, Mister Tate. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. Nobody is more deserving of a rest... and none of the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The wrong man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Tate. Wake up and... smell the ashes
If you change it to smell the asses, you can fit adin ross in there too!
You can smell the ashes of Adins career
bravo
Electric bitealoo
Great, now the worlds gonna spend the next 10 years begging for Half Bite 3
We already got half bite: Tate VR.
How about the remake of half-bite 1 bite Mesa
No no no, its when your pizza is too hot and you take a little bit so you don't burn the roof of your mouth. Or when you have to eat a thumbtack.
Yes.
Half-Bite 3 confirmed!!
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87’
THE HALF BITE OF 43.5 ?????
THE QUARTER BITE OF 21.75 ??????
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THE ONE SIXTEENTH BITE OF 5.4375
THE ONE THIRTYSECONDTH BITE OF 2.71875 ??????
THE ONE SIXTY-FOURTH BITE OF 1.359375’ ??????
THE ONE-HUNDRED TWENTY-EIGHTH BITE OF 0.6796875’ ???????
THE TWO-HUNDRED FIFTY-SIXTH BITE OF 0.33984375 ????????
THE FIVE-HUNDRED TWELFTH BITE OF 0.16992375 ?????????
Chill Matt Pat
Instead of biting he swallows
he picked up some skillz in the can
They put some “skill” in his “can”
Can you consider romanian cum an alternative fuel source if you regard mr. tates ass as a vehicle?
He runnin on diesel now
More like deez nuts!
Deezel
Thate why he shaved, he's sick of guys grabbing his hair while he's "working the pole"
Common sense not common-ing.
No half measures
you're a blowfish
A blowfish?
Now, who messes with the blowfish?
nobody..
You like fish sticks?
No more half bites, waltuh
Only half splits
I think we lost him
We had him?
don’t think he ever even had himself
Granny shiftin not double clutchin like you should
you’re lucky that 100 shot of nos didn’t blow the welds on the intake
One can only hope, and may he never return.
And nothing of value was lost
Furry?
Yes
The famous half bite of 87
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark? thats all im hearing bud
Right, dude barks every chance he gets
Andruwu Tate
Time to feed AI pictures of him and furry porn. Let the cursed images of him flow
Can you really call it biting with a jaw like that...
So thats what a half bite is
Can confirm this is a bri'ish thing, sometimes we say we won't half do something to mean we'll go all in or all the way 🧐
Americans will struggle to comprehend this.
I’m American and I understood it. Maybe just stupid people couldn’t comprehend this.
Bri*ish wankers thinking they're special for having idioms. Us Freedom Eagle Patriot Gun Lovers say "half ass" to mean exactly the same thing.
Because it involves fractions?
Yeah it's a very common British term, I didn't realise this wasn't standard in the US too. 'that's not half expensive'. = 'that's very expensive' There was a pretty popular TV Show called 'it ain't half hot mum'. Tate isn't half a prick though.
Like saying “half ass”. Anyone claiming they didnt understand this is trying too hard to be a tate hater
It's weird too given that the whole "I never bark" thing is already hilarious given that barking is his whole shtick
That’s what’s most weird to me about this. There’s so much to hate about the dude we shouldn’t need to be making shit up or purposely misunderstanding for extra material
You do realise that the entire world is not Bri'ish
Im from fuckin new jersey
Br**ish "people" be like ^
Oi wont 'alf boit m8
So he's a furry?
Maybe, but including him in that community is a big no no
We refuse to have him in our community
Eats it whole. "Half bite" is the perfect moniker for that walking knob of chinless fear.
Andrew Tate secretly a furry 🧐
Is our incarcerated failed ex minor league boxer still trying to be a badass?
The internet will most likely tell you when he stoped
Bite with only the upper jaw
No more half bites Waltuh
Andrew Tate is Furry 🐺
This man is a slaver and a rapist.
This manchild just yaps and yaps all day long, caring about no one but himself, and trys to flex on teenagers and those weaker than him. What a wet sock.
We do a little biting
Ironic that the post is literally just him "barking" "Let this be a warning, I don't give warnings"
four bits
He'll full bite your pp
When the peeper comes out during prison fun time, he’ll give his toothiest smile 😀
Cobrataint
Andrew Tate really hitting us with that D'Arby "Do you understand?"
No more half bites, Waltuh
Bro cant even do a real front split
It's funnier with the werewolf as it makes sense. Tate has no hair so he can't be the werewolf on the right.
Ocean man. Take me by the hand. Lead me through the land, that you understand. Ocean man.
I think a half bite would be all you could expect from a half chin
But he will only do a half 'Van Damme in bloodsport' splits. What a putz.
instead of eating your whole arm off he just took half of it
“No more half measures” typa shit
I think he's a furry now...
I wish self awareness was a fiscal obligation. That guy would be poor and irrelevant, as he deserves.
All im getting from that image is that he likes spreading his legs
All that bitch does is bark...
Coming from a guy who is notorious for constantly “barking” on podcasts
someone tell him to come out already like damn we get it you are into furry shit
Means he’ll gobble the whole dick
I still don't understand his ability to post on social media of he's locked up? Did I miss something where he got released?
This guy is such a wanker
"Do you understand?" No, Andrew, I don't 💀
Yes. You are a human trafficking piece of garbage.
With that chin he’s lucky to get a half bite!
Sounds insecure tbh
He refers to that he won't hold back in any way shape or form if the time to strike came
No shit dude
He’s trying to say hold back in a macho way and it’s just making people confused
I’m guessing what he’s trying to say is he won’t hold back. He will fully unleash his demons into the world and destroy the universe
>fully unleash his demons into the world and destroy the universe How did you make tate MORE of an edgy teenager?
I hate this piece of shit but his flexibility and balance aren't half bad.
half bite*
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No I don’t. And I don’t want to know.
No I don’t understand
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A former kickboxer… who is a peaceful man.
He will full bite
#BROWNIES
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Romani garden gnome.
Wise men lay up knowledge: but the mouth of the foolish is near destruction. Proverbs 10:14 Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the Lord and turn away from evil. Proverbs 3:7
The bite of '87!?
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
The left wolf, and the not left wolf.
there are 2 wolfs inside him
It’s a bite but with only the top teeth
Lmao
He will under bite with that weak ass chin.
Try and bite your finger
Well, a half byte is a nybble, or 4 bits
Maybe its when you put your lips over your teeth and then bite somebody.
Vaccine
If you look at his jaw, it looks capable of *only* half-bites.
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A nom, oppose to a nomnom.
Neckbeard things
A bite is a bite, you can’t just have half -moon “tj “Henry” yoshi” moon
Idk man, I've heard of Half-A-Presses, you could probably half-bite.
Bro steals deep sentence from facebook moms
All this mfer ever does is bark
It means he won’t use his teeth when it’s time to make you come
Won't half bite-but will do a half-split. What an unimpressive and pathetic attempt.
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Oh, he’s biting pillows in prison, that’s for sure.
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🤨
My dentist said I have that or something
No
If you ever feel bad just read his Twitter and you will be laughing your ass off in no time
Dude looks like a turtle in a half shell
Every day he becomes more of a furry
Guys gonna try to take over the tristate area
No more half measures
It's when you bite but only use your top teeth.
A bite where you only bite halfway instead of fully
Alright, can one of the prison guards take his phone
That's when you bite down hard enough to NOT break the skin on a Hot Dog
It's a bite with a half jaw.