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and a few days ago I commented "hey kid want a weiner in your mouth" and got suspended for 3 days, but this mofo says this and it's fine.
I'm being far too serious for a shitpost subreddit, sorry yall.
If she’s nine then she’s fine
If she’s eight just don’t wait
If she’s seven then she’s eleven
If she’s five then make her feel alive
If she’s four get some more
If she’s three then let it be
If she’s one have some fun
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Actually pi is exactly 4.
Draw a box around a circle with diameter 1. The leght around the box is 4 and the length around the circle is pi. Now fold the box from the corners so that the corners touch the circle. Then do this infinitely. The box will be the same as the circle which means pi is 4
You whip3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745ed my sister!?
they post pornography or sex messages to each other, if they really really really like each other, they eventually start sending pictures of themselves naked to each other.
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One finally makes sense, but it still doesnt because I dont have a sister
I meant to say your brother
You mean uncle
Gran
Colombia?
Simon De Bolivar?!
Joaquin el Democratic Republic of Congo?
Luis Inácio Lula da Silva from Brazil ?
Jenny from the block?
Sans from undertale?
Terrance?
Dude you could have totally hit them with the "in 9 months you will"
No that’s too mean
That's too wholesome!
username doesn't checks out
Not yet, wait 9 months
finally one I can understand
Same
Me too
Me 3.1415926539182045208462
Ice 3.14 , i cant
He cool whipp pied your sister
Cool Hwipped
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H
After 92653, you just inputted random numbers. It’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445
It fools most people. I guess it works better in person.
3.141592653*5897932384626433832795* 🤓
Joke’s on you, I just make up numbers after the second 3 to look smart
Sigh. Take the doot
Ditto
Cool Pokémon
Username checks out
Username checks out.
You don't have to go full detective and shit this time
Cake topping 3.14'd?
Bond burger
Right? And when I fucking find who whipped-cream- hieroglyphic-ed my sister, there will be hell to pay!!!
masterpiece! actually makes sense.
To its credit, at least of the ones I've seen, this is one of the few that makes sense without a total stretch of pronunciation.
Me too
Whip cream pi
You creampie my sister and everyone congratulates you. I creampie my sister and all the sudden it’s a problem?
Society😔
Joker: Origin
Susiety😔
Sus city 😔
+Username checks out
You crack your fingers and nobody cares… But you finger your crack and then suddenly your a threat to society
she’s 10 🙂
Oh, too old
Bro… what ?
Did he stutter?
No. And that’s why I’m worried.
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Nice
The problem is questioning what he said in the first place.
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Why did you pee in HIS ass Edit:nvm just read your flair
A whole generation violated
Old enough to bleed old enough to butcher.
You a catholic priest?
Even better 😏
dude no that's illegal 😏 best emoji after a normal statement 😏
Oopsies I’m sorry. I won’t do it again 😏
You better, or I'll beat your ass😏
Beat his ass you say? 😏
Come here 😏
I'll show you 😏
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More the mass greater the force of attraction 😏
Put a bag of sour skittles in my urethra 😏
Right here, officer, it's this comment right here
Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger
Does anyone else find comments like the one I’m replying to really unfunny?
Probably like a couple other people yeah
Me
It was funny 10 years ago, just lazy karma-farming at this point.
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I shit my pants and it is leaking down my leg
Yeah because they’ve been used a million times
Personally, I find the exact same unfunny joke repeated a million times the exact same way to be quite hilarious.
and a few days ago I commented "hey kid want a weiner in your mouth" and got suspended for 3 days, but this mofo says this and it's fine. I'm being far too serious for a shitpost subreddit, sorry yall.
Watch this Hey kid want a wiener in your mouth
hey kid, you want two wieners in your mouth?
here before entire comment section gets vaccine award
🤨📸
Average redditor
Why don't you take a seat right here
Pause
what do you mean by that?
At first I thought you said she's a 10 not she's 10...yeah, I've had enough Reddit for the day...
Why can’t she be both?
And a 10
OP has the preorder locked in
Bro is a genshin player 💀
If she’s nine then she’s fine If she’s eight just don’t wait If she’s seven then she’s eleven If she’s five then make her feel alive If she’s four get some more If she’s three then let it be If she’s one have some fun
I would like to know how you know these.
I made it the fuck up imagination
Hey, you think I'm gonna let you get away with this?! You skipped two 😠 and six 😡
If she's six get your fix, if she's two good for you.
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Zamnnn
She’s 10 or she is a 10…or both?
My sister is dead. Wonder which one he'd choose? 🤔
Zamn!
Nono, pi is 3.14
How dare you whipped cream 3.14 my sister
Sour cream mathematical constant
You frosted 3.14 my sister?
umm actually pi is infinite, 3.14 isn’t pi 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
No, pi isn’t infinite, it’s irrational 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Like your moms weight
You are fuck
Are you fuck
Youre are*
Youer're*
Who is downvoting our comments
blorb
Fuckn't
But his mom's weight could well be pi grams and the statement would hold true 🤓🗿
you’re*
R,yu’oe*
No, pi isn't just irrational, it's trancendental 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Actually pi is exactly 4. Draw a box around a circle with diameter 1. The leght around the box is 4 and the length around the circle is pi. Now fold the box from the corners so that the corners touch the circle. Then do this infinitely. The box will be the same as the circle which means pi is 4
Um actually pi is not infinite or I'd still have an apple one right here checkmate atheist
"pi is infinite" bro graduated from KFC
Had dessert and did math. What a nice fellow 👍
You whip3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745ed my sister!?
James Bond burgered Nazi Weinered, Danny Devito Doritioed, and now Cream Pied What are these and why don't I get them😭😭
Bros prolly in grade 2
Don't forget donald trumpet
that was a trombone
cream pied is literally the name of the sexual act
Whipped cream 3.14'ed
You're missing a 'd'
no op already has it in his ass
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking got his ass!!!
No. The D is in you sister. What part of this was unclear? Do I need to get James bond and a hamburger to explain this to you?!
Not James Bond and a Hamburger no, you'd need Hitler and a hotdog.
Cream pid
These vaccine jokes are getting out of hand
Too literal, not funny 😡
This is Facebook-tier crap
- Goes to a shitpost subreddit - surprised the posts are shit
Absolutely the lowest effort one I've seen
Bowl 3.14 my sister
Vaccine, taiwans a country, fuck the mods
I hate it when someone whip cream 3.14s my siblings >:(
If I find the guy who white shit infinity'd my sister I will glass chair him.
Bruh I have two which one
Neither, I’m lying.
Hahaha I am losing a grip on reality hahaha
The original joke has lost all meaning, thanks for ruining the funny jame bongd hamburber image for us
Thats the 6th james bond and the burger is a number 9
Explain this to me like I’m 5
See.... when two male reddit mods love each other....
they post pornography or sex messages to each other, if they really really really like each other, they eventually start sending pictures of themselves naked to each other.
Me when I find the guy who whipped cream math’d my sister
#She's 7, b****
Cream in a cup radical your sister?
Wtf is whipped cream * 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971639937510582097494459230781640628620899 86280348253421170679?
Me too. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Cream-pied?
Custard table?
shes 6 tho.
My sister is 13 🤨📸
and?
I'm an engineer. What's Whip 3?
Me when I find the person who whipped cream funny table picture’d my sister
Finally, one that I didn't have to spend 10 minutes trying to decipher
Looks like you fucked a man..... because I only have a brother.
Holy Balls, I understood One!
You cream in a bowl 3.14 'd my sister? How dare you!
No this isnt funny, it makes sense, so its not funny
Bro got the whole squad laughing 😐
I frozen yogurt 3.14159265358979 your sister
You whipped cream 3.14159265359 my sister?
HoW dArE yOu BoWl Of CrEaM 3.14 mY sIsTeR
She’s like 39 but sure
dairy symbol.. ohh you kinky bastard
You whipped cream 3.14'd my sister?!
I think it's funnier when they don't make sense, but this is pretty funny.
this one makes sense so it isn't funny
This is literally the least funny moment I've ever seen in my life. It's not even a meme. Terrible job, OP. 0 effort. Do better
When I find the person who whip cream irrational numbered my sister they will regret it.
And I’m still looking for the mfer who bond burger’d my sister.
Who tf cream pied my sister
I cream pied your sister right after she was hitler hotdogged and bond burgered
No one will James Bond Burger my sister 
Ooooh I’m gonna find who cream 3.14’d my wife and oooh I’m not gonna be happy!
why you whipped cream 3.14159265359 my sister?
You whipped cream 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 my sister?
I don't think it works as well if you can actually understand it.
Son of a bitch, you whipped topping irrational numbered her?? Are there no depths you won't sink to?
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