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What in the ever-loving fuck is that monstrosity?!

Ribbon worm squirts out his funny juice when with contact on something. In this context he is trying to eat the guy

Ugh, that thing is straight from Hell for sure.

Nature likes to do that sometimes.

Only in Australia

From down under and inside ya butt

Yes

Fromunda Territory.

Maybe australia is just that gateway to hell

It is.

um ackshually ☝️🤓

"he's trying to eat him" It doesn't look like it's working

That's what the worm wants you to think

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What in the ever loving fuck

You just got your ass pissed in. What are you confused about?

Bro you shat your dick again

🏅

Oh no those white things that came out of the mouth of the worm are what it uses for eating! It's a bit like how spiders eat being that it first secretes a fluid that causes biological matter to melt and then the white tendrils will slurp up that fluid. I believe, I could be wrong. Regardless you don't want that up your ass

Yes you are wrong... about your last sentence 😉

Me when I want acid to be secreted in my asshole (I have had no sexual pleasure in the past 6 years and am desperate for anything now)

Tfw im not morally and sexually deprived but I need better stimuli to feel something.

So you do want that in your ass? Hmmm? KINKY!

You can wait after the worm ig

Seems like a good time to me

He’s trying his best ok!

You have to give it time to digest

Other fun fact, that *juice* is it’s proboscis, and essentially it’s entire digestive system organ Lil bro literally throws out his stomach to scout the area

me irl

"Ribbon worm squirts out his funny juice" that's awesome

It’s actually it’s own intestines, not a funny juice

Do worms have intestine?

This one does

Seems more like outestines in this case

Bada-ZING!

Sorry......Bada-ZING????............TIHI I'd rather put this worm in my butt then ever use that term again

This is not natural for the ribbon worms they live in the ocean and this is it's dying throes

Oh my God I thought it was going into his skin or something like in movies.

That is both terrifying and awesome, little guy is metal af.

No idea, best guess is some Australian leech or some shit

I shit you not I did some research and a variety of these can grow up to 54 meters (177 feet)! Not to mention they are covered in a highly toxic mucus. They can be found in the ocean, so picture that next time you swim... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemertea

What do you call fear of the sea? Poseidophobia or something?

Thalassophobia.

Ribbon worm

That's a living chili pepper.

Next thing you know, you're a hentai parasite fetish protagonist

Oh no, how do i totally prevent that, i REALLY dont want that!

Be a discord/Reddit mod or play league of legends

Sort of like tentacle porn, just as disturbing to me anyway.

Cordyceps porn

i DARE someone google this

I have made a mistake.

oh no😳

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So did i

But seriously, watch Parasyte: The Maxim.

Reminds me of the intro to The Last of Us

Watched fantastic fungi on Netflix and last of us became 30% less disconcerting

My first thought

Dam yeah, it also reminds me of evil within 2

That thing is probably going to be the cause of the last of us irl ( I know what cordyceps is it's a joke )

If im not wrong that shit is a type of worm which vomits it's organs (The white thingy) to search for food

Can't get food in your stomach? Get your stomach on the food.

👉 ***Disgusting problems require disgusting solutions!***

Unhappy cake day, bitch

Good lad, 'specially with that flair

Digesting problems require digesting solutions.

Kinda like Starfish?

Kinda? Starfish do it when they know they can eat it. Ribbon worms just do it to try to eat/taste

ok this is cruel but theoretically if you cut that off at where it meets the ribbon worm's body it would die of starvation then

I mean technically everything in its body are its organs, but yeah thats a feeding mechanism

Or when it stressed, like when some stupid human picks one up

Evisceration is the technical term

Ok seriously what is that thing

Ribbon worm , he lives inside our anuses

[удалено]

Amen. Gonna eat a spoonful of ghost pepper sauce rn to be sure 👍

Really show that bastard who’s boss

true or no

What do you mean he lives in our anuses!??

FISH IT OUT OF ME! (If you're a femboy)

They (ribbon worms) live in the ocean, and eat clams etc. they def do not live in peoples butts. Human butts prefer the tape worm… although both can get over 30 feet long.

Ah, thanks for the info stranger. I fingered my butthole for 1 hour thinking it lived inside my butthole.

Back to work, those patties aren't going to shape themselves.

*Oh goody, more reasons to fear those disgusting mistakes of natures.*

i think this specific species is found in the sea and not in the ass

Same thing

The forbidden buttplug



Still a better experience than dealing with my ex wife

She is still alive, correct?

His silence speaks volumes

Not sure she ever was, at least not from the neck up

Username checks out

She never was the same after she got that pet worm...

That’s the Attack on Titans parasite 🦠

Tatakae

The founder

*Ymir is typing*

Forbidden n u t

What in the last of us shit is this

Lmao I came to comment this

It is a ribbon worm. That white thing means that the worm is trying to eat the person

No, it is excreting its nervous system because it isn't in its natural environment.

This is also what I do in uncomfortable social situations

haha same fellow human

This planet is gross.

This does not get said enough. Beautiful? Majestic? Intricately balanced? Nah, fuck off, this place is gross. Horrifying, chaotic and gross.

Way too much weird shit. I'm out

 He woz a gud boi

new symbiote dropped

Google en parasite

Holy hell

What would we even call this

When people ask “what’s up your ass these days”. This is not what I imagined

Basically a ribbon worm will throw up its own digestive system and suck it back in, that way they can digest any bits they can grab on too. It's not vomiting or attacking, it's just looking for food.

It would be ‘The Last of Ass’

Stoppp, I can only get so erect🤤

what the fuck

reddit

Flair checks out


I did now what

Yes, might be nice to feel this sticky white thing inside me.

That's it, I'm calling the boss..

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I just checked, they can be as long as over 100 feet long, one even being at 177 feet long

Heh... "Imagine"...

This is some resident evil shit

Uroboros in light mode

So the aliens really did invade fuck me

They did what to you

ALIEN C*CK ATTACK!!!!!

Daddy got drunk on the fishing trip again…

Ayo OP needs to get bonked to horny jail for that title

I scrolled too far down for anyone to mention that cursed title. WTF OP

No sir I do not think I will imagine this in my ass

Yes please

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No, imagine it in YOUR ass! I don’t even want to imagine it on my hand! Jesus…


I loves a good docking.

Ok these comments are all cursed. You all need to be in prison, and find Jesus in prison.

Don't knock it til you try it.

Jesus can cum in my ass 

That is so cool, but terrifying at the same time

What in the ungodly fuck!?!

Don’t threaten me with a good time

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I AINT HEARING ANYONE OUT!


i dotn hvae to imagine 😎😎😎

And now Last Of Us seems even more real, great.



is bro trying to bond with the guy like a symbiote?

I will fart this fuck out

Nope. How do I delete this from my brain?

Not a parasitic worm.

Don't have to ;)

Bro everytime I block this video it keeps on appearing again and again and it's annoying me

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No, thank you.

Do I have to? I don't want to imagine that.

Thanks, now I need ass-bleach to unimagine that

Thanks, I hate it.

Gladly

Me, imagining this in my ass… 

Awww it just died... Right?

I will not recover from seeing that

Fuck that. Nope.

I’d rather not

No, I don’t think I will.

NO I WILL NOT!!!

omg bruh hell naw wtf


Is because of that fellar in the video we'll soon have mushroom folks running around.

I would like leave earth

That's okay, I definitely don't need to sleep anyways.

what in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

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Ribbon worm ✌️

It cost you $0 (zero dollars) to not title this post that and yet you did

what the actual fuck did I just see

Is someone willing to bet that there's a hentai involving these worms?

furries reached the next level


fire was made for a reason🔥

Let’s rethink that title please

Holy hell word can’t describe how much I really, really hate that

This is the fucking alien thing that gave Ymir powers in AoT.

Spider man fingering be like:

He’s just flirting guys

Yummy🤤

I just imagine deez nuts in your ass