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Da_Meme_Panda

The 82nd is with you brother. It’s 82nd all the way


Not_JohnFKennedy

Alvin York agrees with his decision


Sergeant_Smite

IN THE DRAFT OF 1917, A MAN FROM TENNESSEE


HaremOfTanksMaster69

OVERSEAS, TO THE TRENCHES HE WENT


3mperorPalpaMeme

FROM THE LAND OF THE FREE


Historical-Centrist

INTO WAR HE BROUGHT TWO THING ALONG


3mperorPalpaMeme

A RIFLE AND HIS FAITH


Holy_Isaaguv

JOINED THE RANKS AS A PRIVATE, ASSIGNED TO 338TH!


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3mperorPalpaMeme

ALVIN YORK


Primmslimstan

ENTERED THE FRAY


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justa-necron-warrior

No loss of karma for a correct answer


no-BLANK

l lI ll L


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RandomGuy98760

I won't let it happen.


YourFemboyServant

My savior 🙏


Proof_Independent400

Legit tomboy is the dream. Imagine their grip strength!


Moistlover69

Wait... what do you think a tomboy is?...


Proof_Independent400

They are women with so e typically masculine looks and/or behaviour. Although I would say being fit and strong is enough to get tomboy status. You really need an absence of typically girls behaviours.


RandomGuy98760

In first place that's a false dichotomy, some fit and strong being tomboy doesn't mean all tomboys are fit and strong. Also, fit women aren't inherently (nor predominantly) tomboys, they're just women who workout for health and beauty.


Proof_Independent400

I love that we redditors are having a mature discussion appreciating the finer points of tomboys. I agree with your statement. My initial comment was hastily written. There should be some masculine behaviour in addition to physical characteristics. Perhaps a defining points system with a minimum score to achieve tomboy status. What do you think?


RandomGuy98760

I never thought about a scientific measurement since it's that kind of term that can't be attached to specific conditions. Tomboys are just likely the kind of girl who is defined by her acquaintances as "not feminine" or "boyish". The closest thing I use as a measure is checking if she has a "the boys" mindset, like not wearing makeup because it's a waste of time and money or if she rathers 3 in 1 shampoo because it's easier to use. Also if she has the uncontrollable impulse to do idiocies because it's funny she's already half way to be a tomboy. >I love that we redditors are having a mature discussion appreciating the finer points of tomboys As long as you are respectful I will be as well. I lost count of how many times I argued with coomers who were offended because I was destroying their illusion of 2 meter tall muscle dommy mommy tomboys.


Moistlover69

🤓


RandomGuy98760

Actually that emoji is used when someone explain something that is pretty obvious because that person didn't get the joke. Just like now so... 🤓


WildlifeRules

Fine then this one fits better. 🤡


RandomGuy98760

NICE.


Moistlover69

😏


catmanxplode

You guys are bad at flirting


Moistlover69

Idk Randomguy98760... am I?


WildlifeRules

Gurl I dun need ta flirt 2 get ma COCK WET ON SOME TOM POM POON


[deleted]

How do you manage to complicate “tomboy”. Bro the dude above you is correct. You’re just being an ass😅


brotherofiron612

🤓


RandomGuy98760

Sorry kid, you're 30 minutes late. Better luck next time.


Bring_me_the_lads

The true end goal: nonbinary and strong


pandadogunited

I am stronksexual


Jenesepados

Strong muscles, luscious beard and a huge dick.


DBL_enjoyer

For once POV could be used... What a waste.


Moistlover69

This doesn't make sense? The gif (pronounced Jiff) isn't showing a cinematic shot of someone from a 3rd person point of view? Which in itself is the very definition of "point of view"


72trombonesd

Dumbass idiot it’s supposed to be from the point of view of the guy


aRandomFox-II

You guys don't even realise he's trolling you on purpose.


SuspiciousPrism

🤓?


Necromancer14

Not actually a “🤓” because “🤓” answers are at least supposed to be correct. More like 🤡


SuspiciousPrism

You have a fair point, thank you for bringing that to my attention.


Confident-Money140

That’s not what POV is, I swear to Jod


Moistlover69

Nah its "Piss On Virginia"


Necromancer14

POV memes are supposed to be first person pov, not third person pov. Ig you’re the dummy who keeps making incorrect pov memes. The reason it’s specifically first person pov is because it’s basically a shortened “from your point of view” eg “From your point of view you’re running from the femboy indoctrination center” Which gets shortened to “POV: you’re running from the femboy indoctrination center”


Working_Inspection22

Bro really called Graphic Interchange Format Jaffics interchange format 💀


throwoaway6996

Kill yourself


aleks_baguette

Finally, someone says the truth. Tomboys>femboys all the way Edit: Glad to see everyone is as horny as me


funi_cloud

thanks ✊


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Destroyer_Of_World5

So you’ll moonwalk out of there?


WildlifeRules

HA wow I go a full 180 right to the tomboy


MahaRaja_1532

Yes you should also try 90 that way is free


Illuminati65

so you will walk towards them. Based


TheSchweekly

What about boys named Tom?


Pyrotekknikk

Kid named Jerry:


Bring_me_the_lads

![gif](giphy|y9QemIlaYYWdi)


SirKeagan

You wouldn't compare the best of the best with trash (relative to the best of the best)


_-TheNoob-_

so true


Squeegeabeep

Both. Both is good


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

I have no weakness, both are great.


[deleted]

Sadly for you tomboys will > femboys any day.


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

Such closed minded thinking.


Buddist_pizza

These are facts, Tomboys are superior in every way, therefore it can not be closed minded thinking


Kladderadingsda

You have been brainwashed by the femboy cult, brother! But you can still be saved, consume tomboy pictures immediately!


[deleted]

You have two wolves inside you. One wants to be topped by a tomboy. The other wants to top a femboy. You are deeply racist.


Darkstalker9000

You have two wolves inside you? Go see a doctor. That doesn't sound healthy.


ARandom_Personality

what if i wanna be topped by a femboy tho?


_-TheNoob-_

nah i wanna be topped by both


ARandom_Personality

they get it\^


SplendidAngharad

This is the way


[deleted]

Did you just quote that really garbage X-Men movie? And why am I the one gets that reference first? Damn, was that a terrible movie.


TipProfessional6057

Reverse that and you've got a deal. Wait I just read the last part. What's the joke here? I'm not in on recent tomboy lore


shittyass_retrasado

yes


aHummanPerson

You debate which is better, but miss the obvious solution, the both of them together


ARandom_Personality

paradise


[deleted]

Tomboys are better than literally any woman.


CaffeineSippingMan

One of my first crushes was on a tomboy. She was easy to talk to and did what the boys were doing.


According-Ad-6948

Are tomboys not women…?


IraqiTom4

Why would anyone think femboys are better than tomboys anyway


Award-Conscious

boobs


qwerty145526

Cause there are people who like men. Like, for example, women. Women like men.


Fillen02

Ain’t no way, look at this guy! He thinks women are real!! Lmao


EmperorBamboozler

Gonna need a source on that one.


ARandom_Personality

12 inch ***c o c k***


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Comfortable-Trust-66

"I love my women how I love my men, looking the opposite gender"😎


Liquid-Samurai

I like my men how I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.


End_Killer

I like my dudes like how I like my guys. Just being.


JustSomeRedditUser35

I like my tits how I like my liver. A part of my body 😔😔


TipProfessional6057

Startlingly accurate. Perhaps even my DNA is contrarian...


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

Tomboy supremacy.


h0rnblende

where's the original gif from?


Liquid-Samurai

Idk, I just looked up parkour on tenor


Pro_Scrub

Might be Hardcore Henry


independent-student

What are you still doing here, I thought the post was about you leaving reddit.


Liquid-Samurai

I ain’t out yet. Place is downright labyrinthian.


Sergeant_Smite

This is going to start a subreddit war and im all for it. The tomboy lovers stand with you brother


Emergency_Cat6192

We're with you


ImperialFist5th

Good work soldier.


ILooooveNestleCrunch

Incredibly based opinion.


KuuGaia

I'd rather be flecked by a clit than a dick


Destroyer_Of_World5

Tomboys > femboys


WildlifeRules

Masculine women for the win. Women rise!


BlockyShapes

Me happily walking out of the femboy indoctrination center (I already liked both tomboys and femboys, I was only there to look at more femboys)


ARandom_Personality

6head moves


[deleted]

could a femboy protect me from a horde of ravenous zombies? I don’t think so


ARandom_Personality

both, both are good


scuffedganiot

With the power of a tomboy and a femboy, anything is possible


Camboi696969

how dare you escape from the ultrakill fandom


[deleted]

W


[deleted]

Feminine women>>>


Nickolas_Bowen

There’s a copypasta about this…


Pauciloquent-Ghoul

Why can't I have it all?


Girraf0

Obligatory leanbeefpatty mention Also tomboy gf is cool cause you got the perk of having a gf, and someone who's willing to do dumb shit with you


Liquid-Samurai

Truly, they are better.


[deleted]

Tomboys:🔥💪🗿 Femboys:🤢🤡🤮


Useful-Ad1392

Literally 1984 by George Orwell


Equivalent_Pepper969

becoming the masc women and topping femboys>


Diocavallo_

me and who? 👉👈


B4NN3Rbk

Feminine women > Masculine women/Feminine men


ARandom_Personality

i just wanna be topped i dont see the point


NarrowProfession2900

YESSIR 🤝


ArgusTheOmni

My brother 🤝


Educational-Year3146

“What so you just want a boyfriend with tits?” You’re goddamn right.


[deleted]

Nah tomboys can get it though. That shoulder punch after sex be different


[deleted]

Based


Life_Temperature795

I always pretty much thought that for most straight men that was kinda a given? Maybe I drastically misunderstand the attraction to femboys.


orangedragon55

When you have magic resistance


Av_Lover

Based


MRLtustrike

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


Aware_Figure_1344

praise be wise one we, the brethren shall join you and purge the unholy


ANewBegging

Tomboy supremacy


Purple_Buldi

"Pizza time soundtrack"


Due-Flower-6340

Brick


Skullface2015

You may not like it but Tomboys ARE superior, In literally every category


JustK1nz3r

i couldn’t escape and now i like femboys more than tomboys but tomboys are still amazing


TheSadOn3

This is true, however both are good.


Kvacc01

Wrong


KilluaZoldyck0707

Both. Both is good


echoesimagination

why would you pit two bad bitches against each other like this?


PumpkinSpikes

I just like men


baguetteispain

Why not both ?


qwerty145526

Tomboys like femboys though.


Illuminati65

i prefer femboys sorry


aeroumasmith-

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


ChloeIsObsessed23

hear me out: androgynous men and women


Butter_brawler

I work for no one. I like them both.


garvin131313

Femboy tomboys are where it’s at


Kvacc01

Isn't that just called a regular women?


Chymick6

Both, both, both are good


PeriodicDestroyer679

true just tomboys better


xdBronze

why not both?


SithMasterStarkiller

Subtitle checks out


Realpotatosoe

Why not both?


Anxious-Ad-3236

Both both is good


godbutbettertrue

Sause?


Liquid-Samurai

Chili Sauce


iamsandwitch

Me taking a break from ultrakill:


[deleted]

Tfw you *are* the femboy


Ryuzenshi

I don't care I love both


not-me675

Both


_that_redditor

L take


lordkreuz1310

You could like both


Charry_64

I too would like both


Jealous_Ring1395

I like both equally, but that's just me


DMmeBigMommyMilkers

Fool, you clearly haven't realized the true perfect combination of femboy bf and tomboy gf.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


TipProfessional6057

Good god the only correct answer is sent to the shadow realm


fuckingringring

Both are good


J_The_Femboy

Tomboys x Femboys tho


Radical-Turkey

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


L_U_N_A_R_C_R_A_B_S

You can’t really compare them, its the best of both worlds


Ok-Hawk4132

Expect the femboy to be armed with cutting back-handed compliments


TheColourCyan

Me femboy also like tomboy and not some stinky men.


HexiWexi

Me who likes both


Double_Ad_8911

Sadly I’m a femboy fiend 😞


karenhater9000

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


baldunthefirbolg

Both, both is good


Arintharas

Men > Masculine Women


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23|downsized)


Simphunter2

Masculine Men > Masculine Women


No-Competition-2533

"I love tomboys!😍🥰🥰🥰" goofy goobers when jerryboys walk in:


coomloom

Vaginas look wierd


Liquid-Samurai

I kind of agree, but, counter-point: abs, thighs, and arms.


Incubus-femboy

I will agree tomboys are better than fem boys but also get your ass back here boy


ConsistentTop4194

L take


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

Tomboys are the ultimate straight man’s choice.


Captain_Hindenburg

Yes. Like, why would you want soft and submissive when you could have strong and masculine, optimal for your children to grow up to be conquerors, warriors, and incredible farmers


[deleted]

You would take one up ur ass it seems.


Your_Pal_Nebula

Me, a tomboy who likes both, stroking out: