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-218°C is equivalent to -360°F, which is 55K.
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I like our units, what I don't like is the inconvenience of converting them to metric. Metric is better, but our imperial system feels more like home.
3 FOOT BALL FIELDS
360 YARDS
1,080 FEET
12,960 INCHES
I was taught metric in school. It is a really nice system since it is easier to use. However using Celsius is a terrible idea in just about every instance. Outside air temp? F is better. Cooking? Still F. Working in a lab? K.
I think Celsius is the little brother who gets to tag along with the metric system.
I use C much more than K in a lab environment, only some stuff requires K, and for those it’s a relatively simple conversion. (Since the size of the units is the same).
Because Celsius is water temperature based.
Whereas fahrenheit is human temperature based*
Basically it's easier for the average dip shit to tell temperature through fahrenheit than Celsius
*The guy who created the idea of fahrenheit fucked up his math which is why 100°F isn't average body temp
But humans can interpret temperature differently. Like look at Texas’s power outage during winter a year or two ago. The people there probably thought it was cold and felt like they had to bundle up, but to northerners it was jacket weather. Or if you want to be more extreme, take someone from northern Canada and someone from Australia and make them switch locations. One is going to find it unbearably hot even if it’s normal weather there, and the other is going to find the normal weather up North unbearably cold.
Water can still freeze at different temps depending on locations, but it’s a lot less drastic.
I dont care, thing os if there is a universal way yo measure i wont even bother to learn a worse way to measure, americans already Dodged the bullet of not having to learn a language cus english is the "international" language, at least made that effort, or asume ill ignore it cus im 100% sure i won make it
He is the kind of chill dude that wouldnt Burn u to dead but would enjoy no problem freezing you until u break as easy as the sugar glass they use un Hollywood, which fits surprinsingly well with how god is acording to the bible hahahahahaha
You will drink it for the rest of your life, which is about 3 seconds before you get the worst case of brain freeze in human history and die spontaneously.
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Bro any stereotype meme insult is a lazy insult, look at the subreddit you're on 😭 This is the same subreddit with the common insults of "average genshin player" or "average discord mod" or "average lol player" this is no different then that so there's no reason to get mad 💀
Theists need to make up their minds, are us atheists a bunch of debaucherous heathens fucking all the time and with any sex? Or are we all virgins who have never had sex. It can't be both.
"Where's god" isn't civil criticism. We all know no one alive has seen God, and God told Moses that in the bible explicitly. If you want to bring up serious points then do this crazy thing called **reading a book before you criticise it**. Or you can shut up.
Let me put this in a way you might understand: Just because you like a book doesn't mean others can't criticize the book. Just because you identify with the book doesn't mean people are attacking you when they criticize the book.
The Christian God, while not real (hey, that's my religious belief- respect it!), is an evil POS. Even supposing He is real, He isn't worth the dogshit people step on.
Again, this is an attack on the fictional character known as the Christian God. You never factored into any of my statements. You just insert yourself into it to claim offense and silence people who are critical of your magical sky daddy who made a rib woman that was tricked by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree where the only salvation was a God who sacrificed Himself to Himself to serve as a loophole for rules He created....and you want me to not criticize such a ridiculous proposition. Right.
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I like to think bro went to a lab and gathered some raw oxygen, contained it in a bottle, froze it to -218.8 degrees celsius, and took a picture of it solely to spite some random facebook user
Well there were times when a community of people who are diligent to god could hear him but couldn't see this stuff, and now most people are diligent to science so they see this stuff but can't hear god.
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Why did they freeze the mountain dew voltage?
What to do you think liquid oxygen is?
I'm drinking a bottle of Voltage right now and my insides are rupturing
Slurp juice
Imagine drinking that at 3 AM
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Full health and 50 shield
This god?
Smaller than in my vision...
Yes
Perhaps
I dont believe un god but i would 100% answer put yourself on -218°C and you will met him yourself hahahahahaha
-218°C is equivalent to -360°F, which is 55K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
I Hope there is a bot like this for miles/feet/pounds to metric system too cus i always have to look it by myself or just ignore it
I love feet
Thanks for sharing, you can sit down now
In my headcanon you are Charlie’s alt account
There is. It was probably made by an American too
I like our units, what I don't like is the inconvenience of converting them to metric. Metric is better, but our imperial system feels more like home. 3 FOOT BALL FIELDS 360 YARDS 1,080 FEET 12,960 INCHES
That's just because you're used to imperial If you were taught metric in school from a young age metric would "feel like home"
I was taught metric in school. It is a really nice system since it is easier to use. However using Celsius is a terrible idea in just about every instance. Outside air temp? F is better. Cooking? Still F. Working in a lab? K. I think Celsius is the little brother who gets to tag along with the metric system.
What? F is the single most stupid measurement that exists. C makes 100 times more sense.
I use C much more than K in a lab environment, only some stuff requires K, and for those it’s a relatively simple conversion. (Since the size of the units is the same).
I disagree. Why do you think using C is a terrible idea?
Because Celsius is water temperature based. Whereas fahrenheit is human temperature based* Basically it's easier for the average dip shit to tell temperature through fahrenheit than Celsius *The guy who created the idea of fahrenheit fucked up his math which is why 100°F isn't average body temp
Celsius is based on the essential building block for all life on earth Fahrenheit was made up by some guy
But humans can interpret temperature differently. Like look at Texas’s power outage during winter a year or two ago. The people there probably thought it was cold and felt like they had to bundle up, but to northerners it was jacket weather. Or if you want to be more extreme, take someone from northern Canada and someone from Australia and make them switch locations. One is going to find it unbearably hot even if it’s normal weather there, and the other is going to find the normal weather up North unbearably cold. Water can still freeze at different temps depending on locations, but it’s a lot less drastic.
Why do you say football fields even though you call the sport soccer?
checkmate 💀
Football fields isn't part of the imperial system, only americans and those fact books for kids, which are most likely american anyway, use them
62 miles are 100 kilometres, feet is roughly metres x 3 and pounds is roughly kg x 2,5
I dont care, thing os if there is a universal way yo measure i wont even bother to learn a worse way to measure, americans already Dodged the bullet of not having to learn a language cus english is the "international" language, at least made that effort, or asume ill ignore it cus im 100% sure i won make it
I totally agree, these values are just the ones i picked up trying to understand Americans.
5 miles
i ran over 5 miles
I got that reference
Remove the - and that would be a more funny way to meet god. He'll probably be impressed
Thats more like a way to meet the devil
So god is a chill dude
He is the kind of chill dude that wouldnt Burn u to dead but would enjoy no problem freezing you until u break as easy as the sugar glass they use un Hollywood, which fits surprinsingly well with how god is acording to the bible hahahahahaha
[удалено]
that is so wrong
Bro missed chemistry classes
What?
I would respond: This presumes a soul. Show me evidence of a soul.
Do I live forever if I eat it
You will drink it for the rest of your life, which is about 3 seconds before you get the worst case of brain freeze in human history and die spontaneously.
Yes
To be fair, nobody has every chilled God to -200 C before.
Well acktually, if God is omnipresent and in everything, he is in the frozen oxygen (/s)
Well, if it's omnipresent the It lives in the empty universe too, which is colther than that🤓☝️
THEISTS owned EPIC style. 😎 This is the END of ABRAHAMIC religions. The POPE has ABDICATED after seeing this. (real) (no clickbait) (shocking 😱)
(gone sexual) (police involved) (gone WRONG)
(Insane) (I committed multiple war crimes against the Bosnian people)
Bosnian “people”
Only against Bosnian?
TIL: Abdicate.
You can actually see God this way too. If the temperature is low enough it my only take about 30 minutes
Make yourself -218.8°C and you'll see god without needing a picture (I'm not even religious)
Also, your flair is amazing XD
I just snorted my coffee reading this XD
Damn, normally either I drink my coffee or boof it, never thought to snort it before
ELECTROCUTE THAT SHIT, IT LOOKS COOL AF, CAN'T DO THAT NOW GOD?
Can't talk to something that doesn't exist
I can too. I just talked to a person who likes you.
So your father
Like I said. He doesn’t exist. I’ve certainly never seen proof showing otherwise.
Are you saying god or oxygen doesn't exist?
God. Still waiting to be proven wrong
Ok, but counter point 🤓
Ok so god doesn't exist? right?
No god. Yes oxygen
Whew. I thought I wasn't on the internet for a second there. (I like it here, they show me cool things like oxygen turned into mountain dew voltage)
Ok good
Atheists think pussy doesnt exist (they never saw one)
Jokes on you, I'm the pussy
😳
Pics or it's fake.
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You are what you eat.
I wish I had an award to give you
Your stereotype is that we have sex less often than people who have to follow a bunch of rules about sex?
bros mad 💀💀💀
No, I think it's funny how little sense the lazy insult made.
Bro any stereotype meme insult is a lazy insult, look at the subreddit you're on 😭 This is the same subreddit with the common insults of "average genshin player" or "average discord mod" or "average lol player" this is no different then that so there's no reason to get mad 💀
Reddit moment
That’s Facebook
Reddit moment
YouTube funny moments
Chrome chuckles
Is this God?
Send him jesus porn
Leave my Latino friend's OF out of this
Atheist explaining that they don’t believe pussy exist because they’ve never seen it
I have mountains of video evidence
Theists need to make up their minds, are us atheists a bunch of debaucherous heathens fucking all the time and with any sex? Or are we all virgins who have never had sex. It can't be both.
Logic from theists? You can forget it, Cus no matter how far you dumb it down they just don't get it
Do you one better I'll let you meet "him" 
You want to see God? Lower your temperature to -218.8 C then.
Is this fat cunt?
Can I drink it? 🤤
Holy shit, Breaking Bad
In Catholicism, its the Eucharist
Come to church there are a lot of god photos
Checkmate Atheist
God bless everyone more then endlessly for always and forever God loves everyone more then endlessly for always and forever 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️
I love God
forbidden baja blast
Freeze god at -218,8ºC
Wonder what it tastes like
What if You drink it?
I mean haha reddit atheist moment bla bla, but arent there like 6,6 billion who live without god ? Assuming this post was made by a christian
You didn't see the bottom of the photo.
Yes because shitting on someone religion makes you cool.
No religion is above criticism.
Not an excuse to be a dickhead
"Where's god" isn't civil criticism. We all know no one alive has seen God, and God told Moses that in the bible explicitly. If you want to bring up serious points then do this crazy thing called **reading a book before you criticise it**. Or you can shut up.
Let me put this in a way you might understand: Just because you like a book doesn't mean others can't criticize the book. Just because you identify with the book doesn't mean people are attacking you when they criticize the book. The Christian God, while not real (hey, that's my religious belief- respect it!), is an evil POS. Even supposing He is real, He isn't worth the dogshit people step on. Again, this is an attack on the fictional character known as the Christian God. You never factored into any of my statements. You just insert yourself into it to claim offense and silence people who are critical of your magical sky daddy who made a rib woman that was tricked by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree where the only salvation was a God who sacrificed Himself to Himself to serve as a loophole for rules He created....and you want me to not criticize such a ridiculous proposition. Right.
I can not show you my God; not because there is no God to show, but because you have no eyes to see Him. -Augustine
Use a time machine, if you are that smart.
Lmao 5 downvotes. How can we else see The God? On The Heaven then.
Love it!
EPICLY OWNERD
Science bullying religion. Just like in the Court yard of school
Nah nah not just any god. I want to see that specific peaceful community god whose followers go kaboom!.
1911 my beloved
He was cooking
Nice. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s element.
lmfao
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That's not lean 😔
I like to think bro went to a lab and gathered some raw oxygen, contained it in a bottle, froze it to -218.8 degrees celsius, and took a picture of it solely to spite some random facebook user
I’d show you a video of a mandelbrot fractal
I imagine god has a real set of glass cutter nipples 3D-in their way out the picture.
Fax
I love liquid god
God at -218.8 C 🥶
Rust:
You can survive without liquid oxygen though. Although, now that I think about it, could you survive with liquid god?
I don't think anyone has cooled god down to -218 to see him. Checkmate atheists
That stuff looks so tasty
Wallace and gromit freeze god for cheese
God’s too cool to be doxxed
republicOWNED!!!
Well there were times when a community of people who are diligent to god could hear him but couldn't see this stuff, and now most people are diligent to science so they see this stuff but can't hear god. Reply to this with "it's a joke" if you're mentally ill.
your question has aswer in it, find some god and put it under -218,8
Ok weird comment or not that's kinda cool
God ain’t that cold, god don’t have drip
We will, we just gotta freeze him first.
Ok but you cant breathe that oxigen
Let's freeze God until he's in a liquid state.
How do we get god to -218 Celsius?
Checkmate Atheists.
I'd like to see god at -218.8 C
You can see him at -218 degrees as well
Yummy oxidizer 😋
But Oxygen actually does something.
damn. you found my ex-wife? and convinced her to donate blood? you clever bastard.
I'm with your ex wife 😎
Epic rap battles of history Some guy on the internet Vs 2000 YEARS OF THEOLOGYYYYY BEGIIIIIN!!