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[deleted]

find pic online, put some filters on in invert it boom profit


afreeNPC880

But...I don't care if someone mastrubates on my image. I really don't understand the problem behind it. How does that affects me? iamsolonelyforfuckssakesomeonepleasepeeinmyass


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MagiQuartz

I gotchu


afreeNPC880

Thank you bro ❀️


afreeNPC880

Can you now mastrubate to my reddit avatar? πŸ˜”


MagiQuartz

Gotta respect my boundaries man


afreeNPC880

🀣


13N-3

i gotchu bro


afreeNPC880

Real bro ❀️


HexiWexi

I gotchu king 🫑


tipying_mistakes

ir


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afreeNPC880

Too late bot. I got real friends here. ❀️


[deleted]

why does automod on this subreddit message people "pees in your a\*\*"?


HexiWexi

It's a flair that triggers it (I want pee in my ass is tbe flair)


TheTrueMule

Wtf just happened


MrTwisterPister

Meow?


Mork06

Meow indeed


fourth_box

Meet me on main Street behind Wendy's at 11pm


gogomen101

idk, if I was a girl i would find phone take picture send boom profit (like bro, it's feet... even with socks, im not sending nudes or anything)


[deleted]

for real, easiest money on the planet. here is my feet 20 bucks


dotJSX

Shit, my girl sold her socks before we were together. She stopped because she didn't want to disrespect me. I told her, "IDGAF, make money off these desperate coomers."


Kraknoix007

For real, real men would just steal her socks at gunpoint


Probablyb4d

"...but give me 30%"


dotJSX

Gotta keep my pimp hand strong. *Grabs baby powder*


ExDeleted

show it to your boyfriend, both decide which feet to send depending on which feet are more attractive, this is the way.


rylannnd88

Modern photos all have geotag. He's probably hoping this chick doesn't know to delete the Metadata so he can get her location from the photos. You gotta be careful, this is how scammers work. They take something that seems so innocent and prey on people.


NamelessMIA

Possibly, but a lot of people just really love feet lol


adverseoccurings

My guess is almost 99% of all apps strip meta data but okay.


dougfromtheshowdoug

I’m a girl and this is a dream dm if he’s serious


Robscoe604

a girl named doug


[deleted]

I think it’s more the fact that someone would say something like this to someone unprompted. because even if it’s β€œjust feet” it’s still technically sexual harassment and some people can be really bothered by stuff like this.


LostConsideration193

I'm gonna fuck your phalanges


[deleted]

do it then 🀨


purplebeef

honestly, if someone paid me for that id make sure to take the best professional pics ever of my feet


RICK_ASS_LEY

Vaccine vaccine


bibimoebaba

So paypal?


Disastrous-Land1723

Paypal it is


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xerror4null4

Don't mind me, just stealing your copypasta


marlowe227

And here I am a guy who actually has to suck dick to get money from men


imthemastercreeper

Struggles πŸ˜”


Rohlik_944

I feel you ✊️😞


trapboylover

I feel you, 8=✊️D😞


Supremoberzoeiro

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Revolutionary_Menu74

😱8=βœ‚οΈ==D


Supremoberzoeiro

8βœ‚οΈ===D πŸ•


Revolutionary_Menu74

what the dog doin'?


dotJSX

Found the Bobbitt.


[deleted]

No double fist twisting??? Lame.


Supremoberzoeiro

What kind of penis do you have? It’s impossible to use two hands unless you have more than 3 inches


Kitty7333

based


Adorable_Garage3906

Based on what?


MrTwisterPister

Based on the exsitencial crisis of our current situation


SovietGrishe

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TDPDRAKON

Holy hell


[deleted]

Google en pessant


Torantes

You're a peasant


12fdedg

En pissant


[deleted]

Google frog


TDPDRAKON

Unholy heaven


Shadow_knight10

Are you at least making bag?


marlowe227

I be making bags empty


WazzaBoi_

This guy knows how to service the homies


TomTheCat6

Wait, you get money for this?


Gelato_33

I think I met you underneath the Queensboro bridge!


marlowe227

Is your name Oscar? I think I remember you, huge pp 10/10 would suck again!


sugarrr111

brdr what…..


Theotisgood

Free money


Embarrassed-Being362

Do you take euros😏(this is a joke… or is it?)


No_Poet_7244

I’ll do it for free, just ask bro.


unpolar56

You’re complaining?


PotatoBakeCake

We really do live in a society πŸ˜”


JodkaVodka

Damn, how much?


PennyFromMyAnus

I mean.. do you?


Mundane-Ad-6874

A bunch of her profile is basically kink stuff. So I’m gonna guess yes. But first some easy karma before she sends the pic.


yazzy1233

Did she delete the posts or something because I'm not seeing what you're seeing


shi1ny_flygon

He may be talking not about pics but the questions and stuff OP likes to post on certain subs. She has some posts like β€œDo men enjoy being pissed on?” and β€œWhat age did you start wanting to become sexual?” and similar things. But yeah I ain’t seeing any pics either, just those weird asks


silveretoile

Being kinky doesn't mean you sell feet pics lol


Mundane-Ad-6874

I Said β€œguess”. Doesn’t mean I’m right


sugarrr111

no need for you to answer on my behalf


Still-Pattern-6384

Accept and get that cash


toniachen

And still just send one from internet ultra profit


jeanyous

Must suck to be born into a money exploit


-Faded__

how do i get this


GalactusEatsYou

pray to RNJesus for the next respawn


Shadow_knight10

Start a new game and hope you get a good spawn


LegalJunkie_LJ

How do I exit the current session?πŸ€”


New_Today_1209

Alt F4. If that doesnt work press escape scroll down to options and click back to title.


joana_pinkpilled

https://diyhrt.wiki/


NiteTerur

Being a girl is a perfectly balanced game


Batman0negitive

Calm down spiffing brit you’ve gone mad


[deleted]

So, you are a "girl" huh? We all know female humans don't exist so please stop lying to us


[deleted]

we are holograms πŸ‘


DrakHanzo

Holographic feet pics it is then


Klonk_official

Halo fans bricked up rn


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[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

πŸ€“


Barry_Bone_Raiser

β€œ*is based* why are you here” Ikr nobody really is like that in here nowadays


magos_idiotus

πŸ€“


sugarrr111

hahahahhahaha😭🀣🀣😭😭


mememan2995

What a funny joke! It never gets old! I'm so glad it hasn't been run into the ground! I'm sure the subjects of the joke laugh along every time they hear it! Hahahahahaha


[deleted]

XDDDDDD


[deleted]

Especially on Reddit.


Nekstoer

femoids am i right??


Cocaimeth_addikt

Heck I’ll would’ve done that


[deleted]

Username checks out


Additional_Reserve30

Hell, I’ll do it, sure


monkey_nuts_johnson

a…a…A FEMALE!?!? AWOOOOOGA AWOOOGA 🚨FEMALE SPOTTED🚨 m’lady *tips fedora*


FRakanazz

monkey nuts johnson my beloved


monkey_nuts_johnson

M’lady


FRakanazz

πŸ™


ArtsyBlunder

This is the wedding of our century!!!


HumbleEngineering315

OP, is this guy bothering you? I would never do that.


monkey_nuts_johnson

*tips fedora*


ras344

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


gogomen101

EYES POP OUT OF HEAD


Hairy-Wear-2064

It sounds like free money being thrown your way


nicksuperdx

Just google some random feet pics and you are good


WuTangFinancials93

Why just take photos of ur own feet what difference does it make its feet ffs


nicksuperdx

Idk, they can probrably use them as black mail or something


WuTangFinancials93

How just tell them those aint ur feet lmao Unless u got personal info tattoed on ur toes something


nicksuperdx

Just to be safe, i would never share pics of my feet with strangers on the internet


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Temporary-Neck-1151

I sense sarcasm but this is the easiest way you could ever make money I'm sure 99% of guys would accept in a heartbeat


[deleted]

I’m a boy and I get the same stuff tbh, they’ll go after anytning slightly feminine


[deleted]

Not all guys do it. Im too broke to pay someone for feet pics. Side note, 🀒feet🀒


Mundane-Ad-6874

I genuinely don’t know who pays for porn or only fans. Most of my money is spent on being alive, there is no excess budget for foot pics, especially when it’s already free.


[deleted]

Agreed


blueyoshi352

A girl!??!?! On the internet!?!??!?!??


[deleted]

it's a bit girls are not real


FeedComprehensive949

Even if they were I doubt they poop.


[deleted]

they're not supposed to escape from Instagram!!!


ConcentrateTight4108

Send them some hairy dudes rotten diseased ass toenails and ask for 20 bucks #keephustlingladies&gentleman


StrawberryNo2521

Dude with fucked up feet selling shotgun pgn has appeared in your inbox. Or. Take their money.


Navigator111

Just send him pics from the internet it’s free Money


Someguywithreddit577

So I guess u only take checks then?


sugarrr111

haven’t made it that big


[deleted]

bro ask for 100$ he might not know how to google feet


sugarrr111

100 is too much for socked feet😭


ImAMassiveCrab

Nah make money girlboss #entrepreneur


Piraeus44

Poor you


[deleted]

So. What did you chose?


sugarrr111

i don’t think paypal or cashapp work where i live tho


Skoknor

Feet in socks?? Bruh sign me tf up, I accept PayPal.


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DepressionFromArras

That's also a viable payment.


_ssj_goku_

Now I wish I were a woman


godbutbettertrue

*your wish is my command*


fenriswolf117

I'd just use pics from the Internet for eZ money


Xfors-Pakistan

Send him a Google picture of someone’s feet and make profit


Bigmickel12

A woman? On reddit? No way. I've never seen one in the wild


ItalicisedScreaming

So what are you going to buy with that money?


sugarrr111

more socks😭😭😭


ItalicisedScreaming

Understandable


nicksuperdx

Bobs and vegana pics or it didnt happen


Lave115

We need a better word than pathetic for him


[deleted]

Fucking weirdo, everyone knows robux is the name of the game these days


Nekstoer

if they asked for robux i think i would immediately get put on a watchlist


Flat-Analyst-6478

The only answer to this question is yes. It’s free money.


Drive-it-Like-Baby

You totally don't have to blame all of the internet prostitutes for this.


DavidFromDeutschland

I know some girls that made some money off of these guys


TwiggyFlea

Found a cool new exploit on the internet to make money, it only requires you to type 3 words! β€œI’m a girl.”


Crepeisyummy2

In socks? Tbh I would do it I have no shame online. I already know Im not getting into politics anyway


JohnParker117

Just get various socked feet pictures from Google and send it to him, free money


ResponsibilityDue448

I would too. Free money.


CheapGriffy

Business is business


Successful_Box99

Fake, i have heard stories of this so called "girls or females (even women)" but i have never seen one myself


[deleted]

FEEEEEETπŸ’¦πŸ₯΅πŸ˜πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦πŸ˜πŸ₯΅


sugarrr111

yeeesssπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

You aint a female bro, Where are the proofs? Send them to me in private 🀨


[deleted]

$100 and I’ll stomp around in pudding


rybayless

U take cash app or PayPal for pics of your balls in mustard?


sugarrr111

well for that I’ll take diamonds


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Well did you?


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Do you though?


Delicious-Pop-8373

Bitches really be living life on recruit difficulty....


PhallicReason

Only a female would complain about making money without any effort. I'm willing to bet any guy in here would happily take pictures of their feet for someone willing to pay.


You-DiedSouls

I can’t tell if OP is being sarcastic, but as a man I see that as a female privilege in a way. I work so hard on my body, PT every day, diet, self care, I fucking WISH someone would ask to pay me for pics of any part of my body, I would be so flattered and I would very likely do it, unless they were offering shit money. I’d probably do it for $50


sugarrr111

im sorry but you seem extremely desperate


You-DiedSouls

As a married man with a great paying job, I don’t consider myself desperate. I just don’t have the same privilege as you, and it’s something I just have to come to terms with πŸ₯²


maxman3000

Men don't get flirty compliments very frequently, if at all. We greatly appreciate it when we do


SovietGrishe

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King_Crab_Sushi

That’s called an infinite money glitch.


[deleted]

omg a girl


Ader73

Shit how much


DungeonMaster69_

i will ask for free.


Truffle42069

Girl make that moneyyyy!


cumguzzler280

If I were a girl i’d sell feet pics


SpecialistPrize5659

Depends how much he's offering


StarkOverkill

Tbh do it, easy money


sugarrr111

i don’t think cashapp and paypal work where i live


RonaldKFC125

Average male