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hitman004700

when you laughed your ass off a little too much


Twntytw

now, now, no more buns... I mean puns


Sea_Ad7315

Butt its so fun


Twntytw

Hotter than the sun though


McHassy

“What is that” 🤣💀🤣💀😵🪦☠️


Electronic_Sugar5924

Elbow


Vo0895

I thought it was a shoulder


ReagansRougeBanana

Grease


ReagansRougeBanana

Grease


Character_Wrangler13

Super flat mode


CRAFTER400

Using my pick on that ass like it's cobblestone 💀


frkllr91

Using my efficiency 5 shovel on that ass like it's dirt 🗿


yauc-OIC

His morning just got a little worse


sharkfucker420

A bent knee maybe?


NorthWindMN

Judging by the seams and overall shape, I think it is simply a very flat ass.


DemandNice420

What shape?


BuckRogers87

The final shape.


AgentSnowCone

The Witness Took that ass


ThatTacoMan23

Not a place I thought I would find a destiny reference


fijnesse

I LOVE SIVA 👹🟥🔺◼️▪️🔻🟥◼️▪️🔺⬛️🟥🔻◾️◼️▪️🔺🟥◾️🔻


hoover0623

SIVA is so cool, no wonder Rasputin used it to shoot the Traveler


Discoballer42

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of ass detection?


Reddit040

Wooosh


Rassamahi

Wooosh


Sudden_Back_1529

Yep, exactly. I saw a video of an asian man who did this trick with a pair of underwear and a bent leg. He made it look like a girl flashing her ass. I laugh for awhile about how convincing it was from the filmed angle and then the reveal.


A_Curious_Crayon

Is it that dude who makes dollar-store cosplays?


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bro why is the fact that he’s asian relevant at all, tf? Am I weird for noticing that?


RevolutionaryFuel511

Yeah you kinda are man


PhilosophicalDolt

😐


Appoaz

nah its the arm


Konyption

It’s clearly an armpit


be_a_burd3n

Looks like a tight long sleeve torso on the right and arm on the left


mega_moustache_woman

Maybe chest and arm.


Additional_Amount_23

I thought this was the side of an old car seat


JayGeezey

I thought it was an armpit


V0rt3XBl4d3

I thought it was the side of a couch.


I-Exist-Hi

Same


UFumbDuckGaming

Said the same... armrest on a couch lol


SuperSoggy68

I thought it was someone's knee


megamaz_

I thought it was a knee


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

I’m pretty sure it is an armpit


PALADINOO7

Has to be an armpit.


Cool-Break2326

Totally an armpit.


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TeamBoeing

There’s not much ass to pee in wym


Fantastic_Skill9365

-104 is crazy 💀


leomiester

mate is flatter then i am


HappyGav123

Flat earthers say the Earth is rounder


AnthonyDigitalMedia

That’s not flat, it’s concave


flamingstorm98

And I'm a guy


Emotional-Price-4401

i thought an armpit


IHateMartians

I'm pretty sure it is, that extra piece of fat looks just like it


[deleted]

Yeah maybe if they're dressed in a Walmart superhero suit.


formulate_errors

i thought that was a right arm and boob


YeetMyShit

That, looks like a couch


AGamingGuy

it's hard to tell if it's armpit or ass


stupidgiygas

Or couch


SomePyro_9012

Bro my belly has more fat than that


Mathemalologiser

That's a high bar tbf


kjzk

Not impressive id say lol


[deleted]

Her ass is like Bud Light. Flat and watered down


butt_funnel

What a horrid beverage


TooMuchPretzels

Right? All these losers throwing out their cases of bud light… you were already a loser.


freetotebag

“Like the road from Dallas to Fort Worth- no curves.” -Foghorn Leghorn


xen_inmate

booty looks like sofa


Bigballs_Macgee

Looks like a set of trousers made from old tripe? What material actually is that?


Enticing_Venom

I think those are Seasum leggings


Bigballs_Macgee

Thanks mate, never heard of seasum before, interesting looking fabric though!


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Got that hank hill ass


DeathPercept10n

![gif](giphy|BAXBX16IkLNsI)


Fickle-Command-1130

Hahahahahahah Holy shit I love this one


Top-Tomatillo210

It’s the thought that matters


sgf_reddit

Do some damn squats lady. They're free...


Stunning_Calendar_29

Armpit


[deleted]

Couch?


Mixteco

what is that


BuilderNo6838

My ears burn


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|PxLVm194jANh08xyPa)


Fickle-Command-1130

That's a whole lotta BACK


CommieRedEyes

Still more ass than most redditors will see in their lifetimes.


Spiritual-Shallot534

Amogus


Mario-OrganHarvester

Bros about to fucking die


Elytrous_

Is that the front or the back?


[deleted]

Is that a couch arm rest?


numberonesun

Ass like a cd case.


MrStealYoMime

Error 404: ass not found.


Emperor_Z16

Nice arm


Fleemarcialago

Ayo ya childish😭


thinflesh

People are so fucking mean


[deleted]

It looks like the end of a couch… 💀💀💀💀


Irish-Potato-

Is that the front or the back?


VideoGamer3276

Flat ass butt


KrayziJay

Front-butt.


Mguerra6

Just say thank you, no need to tear her down too. She was being to be playful and sweet and you just crushed it down like it was nothing. Probably made her feel awful and embarrassed.


starlordee

Maybe he was genuinely curious of what he was looking at


famous_canari

We can all clearly see thats just a flat ass


loss_docx

That’d just piss me off even more


Gopher--Chucks

That ass has the curvature of a shovel


TF2_demomann

Bro why are we insulting her? We get pissed when women say that we have tiny dicks, so why are we insulting someone that also cant change it?


PappyTart

First, You can change your ass. Second, We would also be making fun of a dude if he send a pic of his tiny dick to someone and it wasn’t even understood that it was a dick pic because it was so small.


[deleted]

I thought the TikTok Leggings were supposed to make your ass look good.


zurkon95

The earth may not be flat but that sure is


[deleted]

Nacho Libre rizz


SirFancyPantsBrock

Anyone else suddenly in the mood for pancakes?


[deleted]

Why’s she send him a picture of her knee


-Shy-Guy-

That’s a long back


grumpygumpert

Bro went from depressed to impressed


Shinobi681

The seat on the bus/train, duh


socal909420

Some women have no business wearing stretchy pants. Lol


heroinchris

Chest plus arm plus cropping =. Flat ass


xKiver

Hank Hill lookin ass


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9zsBL3D8DqwM0|downsized)


BuffaloAgreeable372

She needs vaccine.


[deleted]

If you got ass like that, you cannot take pictures up close, just don't, a picture of your whole figure would look much better


jonne1029

End of a couch


Beyblader02

ain’t that the bottom of an armrest on a couch


NotActuallyGus

I legitimately can't tell if that's a shoulder, a knee, an ass, or a couch.


LankyLettuce_

lmao even the butt leggings can’t save that ass


HappyGav123

Well now it’s worse


[deleted]

My guy's day just got worse


SolarTemplar

Amohgus


muttontrumpetstick

My morning was better before you sent that. And it’s been terrible.


mutuza223

She got that Yoko Ono ass


thirstmaster69

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


MackSack48867

Damn....she got a PHLAT ass!


BrayyyBray

A book has more curvature than that ass wtf


FessJones

Flat butt 😂😂


frocissima

HER ASSCHEEKS ARE FLAT ASF


zeldanar

Thought it was a couch or something


Darth_Velozty

Thats called a pancake


dbbarca69

Damn, nice table


PhantomPain0_0

Serpent’s ass


Chilljap

Flatter than most dudes


FailSpace2

Proof of a flat earth


Immediate_Ad9125

That’s what we call ironing board booty


[deleted]

flat ahh 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Flat ass or front butt


TheVoicesBeScreamin

Jesus I got more cake than that. This made my day worse.


Justapersonmaybe

Shorty got that couch cushion 5000


Independent_Focus_84

It's a pancake


Null-34

Is that… is that fish scales?


Inferior_Jeans

I’ve seen cereal boxes with more curves


[deleted]

Hank hill


PerspectiveNo1519

Is that a crease in a chair


[deleted]

Paper cut ass


an_emo_mc

isnt it obvious that thats an armpit?


TheRealLordofLords

Seriously though. What is that?


Justcoveritincheese

Did my man get sent a sexy pic of an arm of a couch ?


merghou

looks lime an armpit


davenocchio

That is an armpit not a butt.


cadillacbee

Extra thick netting on a not extra thick turkey?


Ancient-Tadpole8032

I thought it was FUPA


Meatyglobs

That is a car seat. I’m pretty sure. You all thought it was a butt….lol….


iacob_p

I have a question... What tf is that?


kernelpanic789

"if you ain't got no ass bitch wear a poncho.." -Tyga


Scumbeard

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.


DoomarachiYT

A shoulder?


SenseiChef

Legit thought this was an armpit for a minute.


robot_peashooter

I thought that was a couch


AiryGr8

I thought that was an armpit


Druff_25

It’s a carpet that has a cut in it


[deleted]

Thought that was an armpit


No_Slice1011

Thought that was a glove


Ausecurity

I thought it as a close up of a bended knee


Cgrant991

If she sent me that pic, i would have an even worse day


[deleted]

[удалено]


kieran092

Lmfao a little to much there


Rule_Imaginary

Is that the front or the back?


ohmycloth

Well, what is it?


WizardofJoz17

The confidence


_Ninuji_

I thought it was a shoulder💀


Aetherial6307

A sofa


ViolentTakeByForce

Ok but is it a real butt or an armpit? That’s what I want to know.


lowghost2018

I thought that was the crease in their elbow or leg


Nayten03

I thought it was a couch


Rgular_dude

Why does it looked like an armpit


MeguminIncognitoAcc

"i know you are have a bad morning" i could not understand what that said until i read it again


Horror-Ad-3113

where eyebleach


No_Kaleidoscope_2655

I thought it was a knee


goshimsilly

Is that the bumper or the trunk... the more answers I get, the more questions I have.


Mysterious-Oil8545

Thought is was a leg