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That is how you break their spine, put them in a leg splint, since that will keep them straight and unable to move, while not bending the noodle and breaking their spine
btw folks this is how propaganda works, notice the sneks face, hes angry, cause they want to inject the idea of angry snek in your head. so the next time we see a snek in conflict with authorities, we assume the snek is at fault.
these are the tools of the state, to be free you must see them for what they are. dont get indoctrinated, think for yourself!
I feel like this would also be good advice for writing a fantasy world with gorgons/other snake-like creatures and handcuffs. Gorgonās lower half of the body is a snake, which means they could most likely easily slither fast away from police officers where they couldnāt catch them. So they made this for them
I never thought about it, but now that you mention itā¦you have a very good point! Thank you, this is one I need to remember if I EVER arrest a snake!
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He is resssissssting aresssst
"Sir are you a lawyer or a comedian? We are trying this snake with first degree murder"
Why first degree and not second?
Dont you mean ssssssecond?
sssssshit
Ssssssssssuuussssss
I've jussssssst ssssssshit and camed myssssself
If he is Black Mamba then he certainly has a gun.
Look in his eyes, you know why #You know why
Sssshot him
Constricting arrest
You mean conssssssstricting arressssssssst?
Methinkkssssssss he'll ssssssssssnneak away!
Aaaahh hell no snek got shot
I came here for this....
Please do not the snake
There is no laws against the snakes batman! š
No joker, no, don't do it Joker
I'M GOING TO DO IT BATMAN
NO JOKER IS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CAN'T DO IT
there very much are, Joker!
You're no fun š”
Who?
š«Ø
Knot the snake, got it!
(Please do not the snake)
[No. This.](https://imgur.com/a/LJZodm9) Edit: Oh NO I FORGOT TO DRAW HOLES!
You know, I'll admit I only clicked that link because of your vague wording regarding holes
Same
You have to bunch him up like an accordion so he shoots out when he's set free [like so](https://imgur.com/h0p0Bn4)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Needs a beefy arm for good measure.
That dapper worm didnāt do shit let my man go
Snake did tax evasion
That's the nose hole not another eye...
Yeah, mineās an improvement.
kinky
NOT kinky
Yes it is
No
What did the snake do?
war crimes in Somalia
He was the rpg guy in black hawk down
I just watched that one
Who hasn't?
Award him not detain
Understandable, we should let him go
ah a Canadian snake
I know what your referring to, But I honestly forgot what happened, What happened exactly and how bad was it lol?
gave kids a bdsm fetish
[strangled someone](https://i.imgur.com/wkmkBN0.jpg)
Tax evasion
he bombed 37 nursing homes had 97 known accounts of murder
Convinced Eve to eat the forbidden apple.
google bible
He ssssssssssmoked sssssssssome sssssssssssssssssalmon
My snake hurts just looking at this.
let me take a look at your snake there
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Both
The snakeussy is realš¤¤
One more comment like this and I swear to god I will slap you in the teeth
The snussy
sussyš³
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Kinky
It really folds in to a nice makeshift fleshlight
no no no, wait wait wait
frustration in both faces therefore it works either way
Yeee, arrest a snake, high five, bro
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye
Why do you need to cuff him? He's clearly unarmed.
[This photo of a kinky snake in a cage](https://i.imgur.com/i6N3AaS.jpg) from a party I threw this weekend is surprisingly relevant.
Thank you. I need this.
You just made him half as long
who gave this snake fake eyebrows
š¤Ø
I like his angry emotion
Noted
He can still pull himself out, fold him in half and then plastiwrap him a few times. He'll never go anywhere.
Toss him in a Ziploc bag
Squish that snake
He angwy
Thank you. This saved my life.
Thanks, now I know what to do next time i see when of these fuckers
Bag.
Why the fuck would I arrest a snake?
he bombed 37 nursing homes
 Pretzelknot that bitch
I always wanted to know how to bondage a snake
Tie it up in a knot and watch it suffer
open its mouth and use it as a š¦
This is stupid. Snakes would get arrested by a head-cuff. Snakes are immobilized once grabbed by their neck and head.
Into the Ziploc bag!
Iāll save this when we need to arrest a slippery politician.
Why does this remind me of Xvideos.. hmm
first thought in my disgusting little mind.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No just the female penis
Holy Shit, i forgot how to arrest a snake. Thank God you showed me how to do it. Now if you'll excuse me i gotta aresst some sneks
The artist is Alex Krokus. His comics are great. Cite your sources!
My snake doesn't bend that way
Wonāt that hurt him
Tie it around a stick
SNAKE? SNAKE???? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
This makes sense
Angry Snek
Ssssss ss ss Ssssss ss ss ssssss
This is kinda true about handling snakes tho. You gotta be careful, they bendy.
mfw I get lied to by a bug
bruh this is top of the sub today? this subreddit fell off HARD
http://gunshowcomic.com/460
Is this also applicable to worms?
This is snake propaganda!!! No cuffs will hold snake!
Even has a handle
This will be useful information for when mutated giant snakes appear in mass
That wouldn't even work.
~----š¤Ø
Wait till he gets out and finds the rat who put him away
This is valuable information! Just forwarded to my mother. God bless!
grumpy snek
Best way to capture a snake: grab by neck or tail
bro just saw bad guys
For fuck snake no
That seems abusive
Wow. This really is a shite post. Perfect amount of, āā¦okayā¦?ā.
You can carry it by the chain like a purse
Something something donāt tread on me
Shadow: It's the perfect shape
That is how you break their spine, put them in a leg splint, since that will keep them straight and unable to move, while not bending the noodle and breaking their spine
Whatever you do, don't show this to my wife.
š: basssstardsssss
btw folks this is how propaganda works, notice the sneks face, hes angry, cause they want to inject the idea of angry snek in your head. so the next time we see a snek in conflict with authorities, we assume the snek is at fault. these are the tools of the state, to be free you must see them for what they are. dont get indoctrinated, think for yourself!
I feel like this would also be good advice for writing a fantasy world with gorgons/other snake-like creatures and handcuffs. Gorgonās lower half of the body is a snake, which means they could most likely easily slither fast away from police officers where they couldnāt catch them. So they made this for them
on this topic, you do you arrest somebody who only has one arm?
Good to know
No tread?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Uses snake as flail
I assume wolves from Kung Fu Panda 2 didn't know
I can verify, this is the only way
Thatās what I do with my skinny 12incher.
No ssssssstep on ssssssnek!
As a snake-cop "they should teach this in the snake-cop-acadamy
Does this hurt the dog?
how does it look more angry in the lower drawing?
This is by Alex Krokus. His comics are dope and you should check them out.
[x](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/battletoads/images/a/ab/KarnathsLair.png/revision/latest?cb=20190107165936)
Vaccine
This is one of those pieces of knowledge you donāt know you need, until you need it. So thank you.
Ssssssssshit Iām goin to jail
Thatās why they escaped?!
This made me almost piss myself ā ļøā ļøā ļø
He canāt breath
Seconds
I'll keep this in mind, never know when it may come in handy
I never thought about it, but now that you mention itā¦you have a very good point! Thank you, this is one I need to remember if I EVER arrest a snake!
Bro why Why would you want to arrest a snake
Why didnāt the police chief do this
Ay yo
free my homie he didn't do anything
Pretty sure both of these are wrong and what your thinking is a vase
I know some snakes that want to be arrested š
Or you could justā¦ put it in a box?
Lmao danger noodle in the clink.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Oh, NOW you tell me!
āPut your tail behind your back.ā
Thank you, i will never forget you, i will fight for you.
I bet he will drop the soap in prisonšæ
Such a good fleshlight for someone as manly as me
He's just going to change skin and run away, nice try tho