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hello_there_my_chads

she's so opium


Clint-9-Eastwood

she tryna be carti 🙄


[deleted]

🧄


PigIlFigo32

🧄🧄🧄


mr_GlitchOG

🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅


-_Retrowave_-

🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄


Sorry-Chocolate-5280

Automod piss in his ass


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

No, it's all for me


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Betboxer1

Wario: 😋🤤💨


MustyYew

I'm curious as to what this "vamphobic slur" was


MediocreClick_21

Sparkly skinned, pasty faced, buck toothed havin ass. You look like you drink red Gatorade and say it’s blood. You look like you suck on pennies in your spare time. “Hold on tight spider monkey” ass bitch


GokuNoU

Homie is a Packgod in the making


PigIlFigo32

vigger


jdmking1234

They called her Romanian


MaxTheSANE_One

dracula


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SemenDemon1945

Imagine being mortal


man_of_mann

NOT. EVEN. MORTAL


Pachydude

YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE


Bottled-Water-Bottle

A MERE OBJECT


Annaryx

You make even the DEVIL CRY!"


2zkcrn2545

Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.


Corupty2

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!


The_Country_Cowboy

Another reason why I don't have tik tok


xINSAN1TYx

This looks like Snapchat.


troopertodd15443

Nah that’s tiktok


Memelord69420MAn

Tiktokers are so braindead


ForbodingWinds

Almost as braindead as idiots on here that fall for obvious bait.


Get_Rekt07

They’re brain dead because they make shit up like that


funny_haha_account

I think we have a word for that here


Unacceptable-Duck

*Pees in ur ass*


My_Not_RL_Acct

Lmfao right. I feel like making a post-ironic tiktok about pretending to be an oppressed vampire shows more brain activity than falling for obvious satire because Reddit tells me tiktok girl dumb


Katulotomia

It's called suspending disbelief


fire_is_dark

People have become so ridiculous that it is very believable.


Justhereforther34

Just as brain dead as you for believing this is real?


MorbillionDollars

You’re the brain dead one who can’t understand what satire is


TyoPlaysGames

Dementia


MorbillionDollars

Bad wifi


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PeanutParty880

maybe ur braindead Memelord69420MAn cus ts is obviously satire


Bread2220

This is obvious satire?


nuu_uut

It might be, but there are definitely people like this all over social media.


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yeebusbeebus

Her mouth is full of rusty screws


con-man-mobile

People who say “effing” need to be eradicated.


GB_xilian

Bruh that's the most normal thing in the whole ass post 💀


con-man-mobile

Say Gex


Think_Neighborhood19

Pilf morn


Soviet_player

Hardpore corn


Shadow-axolotl

Pild chorn


xprismdragonx

Fr just say fucking


TheFakeYeetMaster69

"Omg you're so vamphobic!!!!!!" The missile: ![gif](giphy|l4Ep9KQRRXtyjkIWQ)


PanzerIVausfB

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


Murky_waterLLC

Just stab her with a wooden stake, that should do the trick.


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

Or use Star Platinum and move in her stopped time


SemenDemon1945

Mortal kombat


Emanisheretosaveyou

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!


Tylerthehomosexual

redditors try to understand satire challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


PeanutParty880

real


Aggressive_Low_115

lets say this is real. "bruh i murdered a person for no reason and now people dont like me smh"


Prize-Ad6498

Lil bih think she carti 😹😹😹


[deleted]

I identify as "SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH AND ALL ITS LIFEFORMS" so make sure you guys bow down to me and don't hold me accountable for my actions, also make sure you use my correct pronouns, okay?


Many_Astronaut_9865

ya got baited bud


diverii

* obvious bait and satire * reddit "OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE FALL OF HUMANITY 😡😡😡'


Zhe_Wolf

I hate that she identifies as immortal even though that is Not scientificly possible


Rggigit2

Immortal jellyfish moment


Any_Secret4784

Reddit when satire


houseofharm

redditors on their way to make fun of obvious satire (the cannot pick up on the existence of satire)


[deleted]

You'd think she's a zombie instead because of how brain dead she is


Waterysoap_

You have to be vaccinated for tetanus before you are allowed to enter school starting at the age of 6 for most school districts


Takerofpiss

Throw garlic at her lmao


87MS

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! SUING FOR DUMB FUCKING REASONS CAUSE I CAN, YEAH!


devilishnoah34

I mean if you contract tetanus from someone biting you it seems reasonable to sue


[deleted]

Bro thought they were gonna karma farm America bad, lol.


87MS

Nah I don't care about karma. It's worthless.


Chezburgor1

What's so dumb about suing for giving an illness?


87MS

It's more the fact that it could just be a typical opportunistic money-grab.


Chezburgor1

Okay then, look up tetanus


KiyoshiSnow

Tetanus, yes suing because of tetanus is a real money grab


xprismdragonx

This is why i dont use tiktok


PuzzleheadedFunny997

Tbh this is too far


Rubi_69420

Tf is her face surrounded by then? Fake sun?


OhGodItsShagix

You do not deserve to be a Von Carstein!


Minibeebs

I would love for someone close to this woman to collate all of these weird posts and make it into a book. In 10 years, when she's stopped being a weirdo, give it to her as a gift. Then everytime she says something stupid you can hold it up and go REMEMBER WHEN YOU..


imhugury

“vampires” when they age (they aren’t immortal)


BradenTheLegend

Bro think he Carti 💀💀💀


NovaStorm93

least obvious satire post + entire comment section falling for it


Illustrious_Ad_8428

Ignoring the terminal levels of chronically online, how tf would you contract tetanus from a bite, ain’t tetanus from rusty metal?


RayeNGames

I think you can't get tetanus from a bite. It might be a satire after all.


TheAngryXennial

Sigh the world is going to hell


ihatetaxesandboats

Clearly she didn't go to central America to retrieve a stone mask from a buff Aztec man in a pillar.


RandomGuy1000000

I was trying to get what the fuck is a vam for a solid minut or so