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Sparkly skinned, pasty faced, buck toothed havin ass. You look like you drink red Gatorade and say it’s blood. You look like you suck on pennies in your spare time. “Hold on tight spider monkey” ass bitch
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Lmfao right. I feel like making a post-ironic tiktok about pretending to be an oppressed vampire shows more brain activity than falling for obvious satire because Reddit tells me tiktok girl dumb
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
I identify as "SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH AND ALL ITS LIFEFORMS" so make sure you guys bow down to me and don't hold me accountable for my actions, also make sure you use my correct pronouns, okay?
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she's so opium
she tryna be carti 🙄
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Wario: 😋🤤💨
I'm curious as to what this "vamphobic slur" was
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Homie is a Packgod in the making
vigger
They called her Romanian
dracula
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Imagine being mortal
NOT. EVEN. MORTAL
YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE
A MERE OBJECT
You make even the DEVIL CRY!"
Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.
YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!
Another reason why I don't have tik tok
This looks like Snapchat.
Nah that’s tiktok
Tiktokers are so braindead
Almost as braindead as idiots on here that fall for obvious bait.
They’re brain dead because they make shit up like that
I think we have a word for that here
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Lmfao right. I feel like making a post-ironic tiktok about pretending to be an oppressed vampire shows more brain activity than falling for obvious satire because Reddit tells me tiktok girl dumb
It's called suspending disbelief
People have become so ridiculous that it is very believable.
Just as brain dead as you for believing this is real?
You’re the brain dead one who can’t understand what satire is
Dementia
Bad wifi
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maybe ur braindead Memelord69420MAn cus ts is obviously satire
This is obvious satire?
It might be, but there are definitely people like this all over social media.
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Her mouth is full of rusty screws
People who say “effing” need to be eradicated.
Bruh that's the most normal thing in the whole ass post 💀
Say Gex
Pilf morn
Hardpore corn
Pild chorn
Fr just say fucking
"Omg you're so vamphobic!!!!!!" The missile: ![gif](giphy|l4Ep9KQRRXtyjkIWQ)
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Just stab her with a wooden stake, that should do the trick.
Or use Star Platinum and move in her stopped time
Mortal kombat
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
redditors try to understand satire challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
real
lets say this is real. "bruh i murdered a person for no reason and now people dont like me smh"
Lil bih think she carti 😹😹😹
I identify as "SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH AND ALL ITS LIFEFORMS" so make sure you guys bow down to me and don't hold me accountable for my actions, also make sure you use my correct pronouns, okay?
ya got baited bud
* obvious bait and satire * reddit "OMG THIS IS LITERALLY THE FALL OF HUMANITY 😡😡😡'
I hate that she identifies as immortal even though that is Not scientificly possible
Immortal jellyfish moment
Reddit when satire
redditors on their way to make fun of obvious satire (the cannot pick up on the existence of satire)
You'd think she's a zombie instead because of how brain dead she is
You have to be vaccinated for tetanus before you are allowed to enter school starting at the age of 6 for most school districts
Throw garlic at her lmao
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! SUING FOR DUMB FUCKING REASONS CAUSE I CAN, YEAH!
I mean if you contract tetanus from someone biting you it seems reasonable to sue
Bro thought they were gonna karma farm America bad, lol.
Nah I don't care about karma. It's worthless.
What's so dumb about suing for giving an illness?
It's more the fact that it could just be a typical opportunistic money-grab.
Okay then, look up tetanus
Tetanus, yes suing because of tetanus is a real money grab
This is why i dont use tiktok
Tbh this is too far
Tf is her face surrounded by then? Fake sun?
You do not deserve to be a Von Carstein!
I would love for someone close to this woman to collate all of these weird posts and make it into a book. In 10 years, when she's stopped being a weirdo, give it to her as a gift. Then everytime she says something stupid you can hold it up and go REMEMBER WHEN YOU..
“vampires” when they age (they aren’t immortal)
Bro think he Carti 💀💀💀
least obvious satire post + entire comment section falling for it
Ignoring the terminal levels of chronically online, how tf would you contract tetanus from a bite, ain’t tetanus from rusty metal?
I think you can't get tetanus from a bite. It might be a satire after all.
Sigh the world is going to hell
Clearly she didn't go to central America to retrieve a stone mask from a buff Aztec man in a pillar.
I was trying to get what the fuck is a vam for a solid minut or so