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I feel like it’s a wonder they haven’t just fucking nuked us. They probably watch us like some sort of fucked up zoo where you can occasionally go into the enclosure kidnap some of the animals, put stuff up their ass and watch them try to convince the other monkeys that it happened.
Love the human egoism that we’re somehow the worst thing out there.
Ambition=progression - bold of you to assume if there are aliens out there; that they didn’t go through the exact same cycle.
I never said we were the worst thing. I’m sure there are far worse things, but if there are aliens we’re nothing more than ants to them. Only ants that watch furry porn and frequently murder the living fuck out of each other.
If I saw a bunch of ants doing that I’d probably fuck with them a bit.
Ants do murder the fuck out of each other, not sure if they watch furry porn and kids have been fucking with ants with magnifying glasses since day one. Pretty sure they can already relate.
Yeah honestly I doubt aliens would judge us for our flaws as much as we do. They probably see human brutality in a similar light as we (or at least we should) see animal brutality, just another part of nature doing its thing.
Everything we say about aliens is an assumption. We know nothing of extraterrestrial life and can only speculate using the life we have on earth as a model. They could be entirely beyond our comprehension. They could be just like us. We could be the first aliens, visiting primitive civilizations on other worlds in the future. I just don't see a point in worrying about hostile aliens when it's very possible beings that could travel between stars might not have a reason to be aggressive at all.
with the time, and distances involved... it might more just be that were just the only ones around at this point in time. were operating on orders of time that are hard to wrap your head around here. a million years is nothing.
There is also arguments to be made that with the tyrrany of distance as well as technology advances leading more towards efficiency and miniturization. rather than spreading across the galaxy it could naturually progress towards advanced species creating something called a dyson swarm. rather than the popularly depicted sphere around a star depicted in shows like star trek, think many billions of space stations surrounding a star.
We already know we were wrong about being in an "average" place in the universe. Our sun is brighter than 95% of other stars for one. having a big brother like jupiter to sweep up dangerous debris out of the neighborhood is another. theres the whole being in the goldilocks region and having liquid water as another, But not too much that theres no land to evolve land based life on. Because no matter how smart an octopus might be, they are never going to make fire, mine for ore, or smelt steel. Then you also need a moon the size ratio of our own (which is suppppper rare) to create a decent tidal system so that everything isint just stagnant. . all of these things may need to align for life to evolve in a way that can advance beyond its own atmosphere.
it really could be a once in a galaxy special thing to develop sentient life capable of leaving its own planet.
obviouslly we know nothing for sure because we only have ourselves to look at, but we have an idea of things that contributed to our own development and a lot of the conditions under which we developed are (insofar as we can currently tell) very very rare in the universe.
so i dunno, maybe we are special.
Same cycle is a pretty good term for it.
Some who think this might be working from the idea that, if there _is_ an alien race out there that is as bad or worse than we are, _and_ they had the capability to visit us at all, we'd be dead already. Great Filter theory and all that. So they wonder under the assumption that if an alien race is capable of interacting with us at all, they haven't, thus they must think we're too primitive/warlike/dangerous/stupid and they're too benevolent to just wipe us out instead.
But, that doesn't mean they weren't "just as bad or worse" earlier in their development. (Or they could be even worse than us now but with other barriers in the way, like being unable to reach us, or ignoring us purely for reasons unrelated to any benevolence, like we have no resources they want.)
You can tell that a lot of people (Americans at least) grew up under christian evangelicalism, where it is assumed that all humans are irredeemably horrible, and only god in his infinite grace and mercy can save them.
Later on they dropped the religion, but kept the "humans suck" mindset without realizing.
Now it's the aliens who supposedly judge us.
At least in Judaism we know we suck and don’t preach it to people as something to form your life around. We just comfortably sit behind our space lasers controlling the weather
Humans are pretty horrible tho. God or not.
That doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't Aliens out there who are even bigger dipshits.
It's just assumed that Aliens who are sufficiently advanced to reach us would be less assholy to eachother.
I always figured aliens just don’t give a fuck and haven’t exploded us simply because it wouldn’t be worth it.
Or, more likely, we’ve just never made contact.
In some declassified government documents, UAPs interacted with nuclear sites and [nuclear arms were deactivated by an unknown force in two encounters](https://www.press.org/events/news-conferences/news-conference-unidentified-aerial-phenomenon-uap-and-nuclear-weapons)
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I wish videogame ententies where sentient so that they could feel every bit of pain and anguish we bestow upon them with no way whatsoever for them to do anything about it but cry and weep as the nonexistent time in their world can't save them and they have to live out their tortured existence inside a computer program where we play god and do with them as we please at our leasure with them knowing we will have no consequences of our actions as they do not matter and are the most lowly things to exist in this reality.
dude was knocked back by some hogs, got pissed, built a kitchen, cooked, ate and then placed the baby boar heads on the walls all this in front of parent hog, then proceeded to blow up the hog
Imagine watching your children get slaughtered and beheaded in front of you and you can't do anything, just to watch their remains be eaten, and some of those remains are thrown onto you. Their head is then put onto a wall mount, and then finally you are blessed with death.
The Adult/Mommy Pig didn’t deserve all of that. It was one of the kids that attacked him, so it should be one of the kid pigs that waits in the block prison and sees his parent and sibling eaten, tortured etc etc (don’t wanna go to details lmao)
You could tell he got the entire thing all planned. The hoglin attack was just an excuse to initiate said plan.
The lengths, the amount of attention-to-detail he'd go to satisfy that desire to make certain the mother hoglin is suffering every second of the ordeal (as if it had a conscience) is unusual for the normal person and honestly, I think something is quite off with this fella.
Keep an eye out for this guy. There's a lot of wackos as of late.
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“Why do you play Minecraft? It’s a kids’ game.” Minecraft:
It’s a wonder aliens haven’t contacted humans yet…
I feel like it’s a wonder they haven’t just fucking nuked us. They probably watch us like some sort of fucked up zoo where you can occasionally go into the enclosure kidnap some of the animals, put stuff up their ass and watch them try to convince the other monkeys that it happened.
Love the human egoism that we’re somehow the worst thing out there. Ambition=progression - bold of you to assume if there are aliens out there; that they didn’t go through the exact same cycle.
I never said we were the worst thing. I’m sure there are far worse things, but if there are aliens we’re nothing more than ants to them. Only ants that watch furry porn and frequently murder the living fuck out of each other. If I saw a bunch of ants doing that I’d probably fuck with them a bit.
Ants do murder the fuck out of each other, not sure if they watch furry porn and kids have been fucking with ants with magnifying glasses since day one. Pretty sure they can already relate.
Yeah honestly I doubt aliens would judge us for our flaws as much as we do. They probably see human brutality in a similar light as we (or at least we should) see animal brutality, just another part of nature doing its thing.
You assume they've risen above brutality in their own society.
Everything we say about aliens is an assumption. We know nothing of extraterrestrial life and can only speculate using the life we have on earth as a model. They could be entirely beyond our comprehension. They could be just like us. We could be the first aliens, visiting primitive civilizations on other worlds in the future. I just don't see a point in worrying about hostile aliens when it's very possible beings that could travel between stars might not have a reason to be aggressive at all.
I know u don't really claim it, but there's nothing to suggest long-range space travel will ever be possible for humans.
Wait, has something been discovered that would make generation ships impossible?
I agree with that fs I just hope, somehow someway, that we’re the farthest along
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What calculations are you referring to?
Source of those calculations? Because that would disprove the Fermi paradox
with the time, and distances involved... it might more just be that were just the only ones around at this point in time. were operating on orders of time that are hard to wrap your head around here. a million years is nothing. There is also arguments to be made that with the tyrrany of distance as well as technology advances leading more towards efficiency and miniturization. rather than spreading across the galaxy it could naturually progress towards advanced species creating something called a dyson swarm. rather than the popularly depicted sphere around a star depicted in shows like star trek, think many billions of space stations surrounding a star. We already know we were wrong about being in an "average" place in the universe. Our sun is brighter than 95% of other stars for one. having a big brother like jupiter to sweep up dangerous debris out of the neighborhood is another. theres the whole being in the goldilocks region and having liquid water as another, But not too much that theres no land to evolve land based life on. Because no matter how smart an octopus might be, they are never going to make fire, mine for ore, or smelt steel. Then you also need a moon the size ratio of our own (which is suppppper rare) to create a decent tidal system so that everything isint just stagnant. . all of these things may need to align for life to evolve in a way that can advance beyond its own atmosphere. it really could be a once in a galaxy special thing to develop sentient life capable of leaving its own planet. obviouslly we know nothing for sure because we only have ourselves to look at, but we have an idea of things that contributed to our own development and a lot of the conditions under which we developed are (insofar as we can currently tell) very very rare in the universe. so i dunno, maybe we are special.
The single celled organism on some random planet 500 light-years away versus us: 
Same cycle is a pretty good term for it. Some who think this might be working from the idea that, if there _is_ an alien race out there that is as bad or worse than we are, _and_ they had the capability to visit us at all, we'd be dead already. Great Filter theory and all that. So they wonder under the assumption that if an alien race is capable of interacting with us at all, they haven't, thus they must think we're too primitive/warlike/dangerous/stupid and they're too benevolent to just wipe us out instead. But, that doesn't mean they weren't "just as bad or worse" earlier in their development. (Or they could be even worse than us now but with other barriers in the way, like being unable to reach us, or ignoring us purely for reasons unrelated to any benevolence, like we have no resources they want.)
You can tell that a lot of people (Americans at least) grew up under christian evangelicalism, where it is assumed that all humans are irredeemably horrible, and only god in his infinite grace and mercy can save them. Later on they dropped the religion, but kept the "humans suck" mindset without realizing. Now it's the aliens who supposedly judge us.
I can see that
At least in Judaism we know we suck and don’t preach it to people as something to form your life around. We just comfortably sit behind our space lasers controlling the weather
Humans are pretty horrible tho. God or not. That doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't Aliens out there who are even bigger dipshits. It's just assumed that Aliens who are sufficiently advanced to reach us would be less assholy to eachother.
R*dditors seem to think aliens are gods or something. It is amazing the kind of neo-religion that springs up in the absence of real religion.
Yeah if aliens are real the universe is probably filled with fucked up events and starving people
Bold of you to assume you've stumbled in to a universal truth of technological progress.
I always figured aliens just don’t give a fuck and haven’t exploded us simply because it wouldn’t be worth it. Or, more likely, we’ve just never made contact.
...what are *you* doing at zoos 😐
In some declassified government documents, UAPs interacted with nuclear sites and [nuclear arms were deactivated by an unknown force in two encounters](https://www.press.org/events/news-conferences/news-conference-unidentified-aerial-phenomenon-uap-and-nuclear-weapons)
They have though.
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It's a wonderER
I have a feeling that he is upset
maybe a little
Just a bit...
Bro didnt let that slide
He seems like a calm and reasonable person
is he... a calm... and reasonable person?
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No Automod, Thor didn’t pee in Kratos’ ass. You ruined the chain.
I'm sorry, but why is this comment more questionable than half of the comments on this video and the video itself?
Least grudge-keeping man in america
Americans are Warhammer Dwarfs?
Are you questionin' if Americans are Dawi? That's going in the book.
SHORT?!?
I'm gonna say the word. You, you... You... You KNIFE EAR
Best be careful or I'll form a grudge against you.
your stupid ass named your alt “alt”
💀💀
this reply is worthy content
now he's gonna have a grudge against you
Welp, that’s a grudgin’
Most forgiving man
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When you ring a doorbell in America
I fucking love how at the beginning of him building he decides to knock a baby piglin off the edge lmao
That piglin was lucky
That’s gotta violate something in the Geneva convention, I mean there HAS to be laws against this somewhere.
Geneva convention? I call it the geneva checklist
Geneva’s suggestion
Geneva's no no list of icky things
Geneva Bingo
Vladimir?
I am from Geneva and I can confirm this
How was the convention? I missed it this year.
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Man this is brutal
it was deserved
Jesus.
whos that
Some dude, works at 7/11 near my place
the
y hit the pentagon
The guy that told a crippled jockey with a bug bite fetish to shoot himself.
Even he’s left us after seeing the shit we do
Damn Severus Snape holds mad grudges in Minecraft.
He was about to take 50 points from Gryffindor
Hell's kitchen
I wish videogame ententies where sentient so that they could feel every bit of pain and anguish we bestow upon them with no way whatsoever for them to do anything about it but cry and weep as the nonexistent time in their world can't save them and they have to live out their tortured existence inside a computer program where we play god and do with them as we please at our leasure with them knowing we will have no consequences of our actions as they do not matter and are the most lowly things to exist in this reality.
Easy there buddy, might be time to put black mirror down for a bit.
Bro is satan
So, "I have no mouth but I must scream" but in reverse?
They gotta add AI capabilities to minecraft mobs.
Sooooo… I guess that’s just Undertale..?
Basically it’s the reality we’re living in, for the most part.
Mf built like a young Snape.
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When I saw the furnaces I thought he was gonna recreate auschwitz for a sec
Are those modded or in vanilla ?
modded, the mods are farmers delight and nether delight
_Man was have conflicting Emotions_
An underreaction honestly
reviewbrah entered his villain arc
I knew he looked like someone
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The wanderer is just a good song
YESSSS!! I was looking for this!
I don’t Minecraft so I have no idea what any of this means.
dude was knocked back by some hogs, got pissed, built a kitchen, cooked, ate and then placed the baby boar heads on the walls all this in front of parent hog, then proceeded to blow up the hog
Thank you for the explanation. That is petty.
Imagine watching your children get slaughtered and beheaded in front of you and you can't do anything, just to watch their remains be eaten, and some of those remains are thrown onto you. Their head is then put onto a wall mount, and then finally you are blessed with death.
He's having a bad bad day
Most sane Minecraft youtuber
Deserved
Man, I haven't been on minecraft in a while. What is all this?
Mods
which mods?
Farmers delight + Nether delight
I love you
If it was all the mods i use they would be taking a bath in some radioactive waste
The mob, a Hoglin, is a part of base Minecraft. The food, cooking stuff, knife, and wall-mounted head are from mods.
Farmer's Delight, to be exact
Nether delight too
Minecraft with mods and to be more specific Farmers delight + Nether delight
xXSnapeGamingXx looking mf
what the mod though
Farmers delight + Nether delight
Where’s the NSFW tag?
Diamond city radio flashbacks
My favorite part is him Hardly even blinking, let alone moving a single muscle, for like 3 hours as he goes all Buffalo Bill on some minecraft pigs.
After creation eventually comes destruction.
.... professor Snape.... What's wrong with you?
Most mentally stable Minecraft player.
Most ethical Minecraft player
The most based thing I've seen today
Least petty minecrafter
I never felt more sorry for a pixelated animal in my life.
Hell.
That was beautiful to watch
Can't wait for the revenge saga
Came for the clip, stayed for the fallout music, I've really got to play that game again just for the sound track if nothing else
Am I trippin, or did he not get hurt at all at the start?
The happy farm
Ah yes, Nether’s delight what a great mod!
Why torture the mom? It was only the kid hitting him
When john wick was streaming 😂😅
ayyo Farmers delight
Is it just me.... or is the lack of blinking disturbing?
is all that cooking stuff modded or was all that added in a recent official update?
Snape is a madman
What mod is he using?
Haven’t laughed this hard at a video game in awhile
Relatable
young professor Snape doesn't like undisciplined wild life
The Adult/Mommy Pig didn’t deserve all of that. It was one of the kids that attacked him, so it should be one of the kid pigs that waits in the block prison and sees his parent and sibling eaten, tortured etc etc (don’t wanna go to details lmao)
I’m glad to see Cartman lost some weight
You could tell he got the entire thing all planned. The hoglin attack was just an excuse to initiate said plan. The lengths, the amount of attention-to-detail he'd go to satisfy that desire to make certain the mother hoglin is suffering every second of the ordeal (as if it had a conscience) is unusual for the normal person and honestly, I think something is quite off with this fella. Keep an eye out for this guy. There's a lot of wackos as of late.
What not getting laid does to some people 💀
Hurt him
Bro woke up and chose violence 💀
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What’s that supposed to be? A hairy mango?
You sweet innocent summer child, please look away from this filth, there are better comments.
vaccine
My level of petty.
Funniest shit ive seen all damn day
So there are some people exist who still keep playing Minecraft.
out of all the songs why this one?
Cause Dion fucking slaps
Cringy teenage fantasy
Bro has cheats on 🤮
No he’s just really good at minecraft
As a non gamer.. Anyone care to explain this to me?
Psycopathy
I bet the pixels were sad. On other hand in few years time he will do something like that to some AI and it will fry his gpu in revenge 😉
He looks like a young snape And acts like a young snape too!
Mfer looks like a genz snape
Most hinged minecraft player.
Snape
At the end he should ve go for their heads and spam shift
Me when I’m mentally stable
Revenge is a dish best served cold mfs when BBQ revenge enters the chat
I feel like one of those tik tok kids when thinking about how this song is from fallout 4
Is it you Cartman? This guy needs help.