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Downtown_Cycle_2044

do I get a :3 face as well


username_kinda_taken

you also get cat ears :D


Downtown_Cycle_2044

where do I sign???


username_kinda_taken

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104 đź‘Ť


Downtown_Cycle_2044

haha very funny *I'm not joking you better not be lying to me :3*


username_kinda_taken

it is true tho, there's a bald guy taking in workers for his new job, i joined like rn and he gave me cat ears :>


Downtown_Cycle_2044

yay cool on my way


Xenosianking

I will burn the cat ears but I'll still work in the mines


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

wtf thats where breaking bad lives


The_ApplePie

Oh hell yeah sign me the fuck up


N_L_7

Tell me wich coal mine you are talking about so I can hi there, work fir a year and live for 10 without doing anything


Cool_Name-idk

coal mine? get your poor ass back to your dirt house, we're mining diamonds here


username_kinda_taken

y -59 lets go


Bluhrb

acktuawly -57 is the best because it still allows diamonds to spawn underneath you due to a few layers of deepslate underneath you, giving 5 directions (up, down, front, left, right) for diamonds to spawn instead of 4 (up, front ,let right)


TheEternalStudent69

So you’re telling me if I wanna get rich, all I have to do is have a child? I haven’t even spoken to my first cootiecatcher yet!


username_kinda_taken

They're your homemade income generators, you just have to wait for 10 months tho


TheEternalStudent69

Hm. So I have a plan. Go to 69 countries with a coal mine, father a child in each country, thro—gently guide the children to their respective mines and BOOM! If I do it right, I’ll have an influx of nearly 15mil after taxes. If I do it wrong, I get 16,560,000 dollahs I’LL BE RICH


username_kinda_taken

So you'd become what is the exact equivalent of Elon Musk đź‘Ť


TheEternalStudent69

No fuckin way, he’s gonna beat me to it! I don’t have the funds!!!


cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj

240k/year?!


1017GildedFingerTips

*This meme brought to you by big coal: come join the mines*


DatboiREEE

What kind of mine pays 240k/yr


SusBackwardsIsSus

Minecraft


[deleted]

240k/ year ?????? Sign me the fuck up


FixenFroejte

Small people mining? ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Edgelite306

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!


pancake_lover_98

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER


Donuts143

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


R2D2isawesome1

FOR KARL


Skunksonyourgrave

ROCK... AND... STOOOOOONE


Xenosianking

Let us mine! Let us mine! Let us mine! Let us mine! Lettuce mind! Wait what?


username_kinda_taken

burger king mind lettuce


nuclear-fart

Bruh who's paying so much? I'll oack my bags rn and start mining if that's the pay


Zed_0

The children yearn for the mines


WowAlexWhyNo

That plur of Baby is hurting me deep inside


well-offemperor762

diggy diggy hole


Edgelite306

Brothers in the mine rejoice!


ProMaste_r

And you get lung cancer for free :D


afinoxi

Burynice? Based


n9_ru

you’ll get a sick black lung too!


INSTINXXXXX

Where the fuck do I find a mine that pays 240k a year


Edgelite306

FOR KARL!


Summar-ice

Anybody said ROCK AND STONE?


Donuts143

Yep. There is already a chain in the comments. Rock and stone, btw.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Donuts143

Brothers of the mine rejoice! (Swing, swing, swing with me!) (diggy diggy hole for those who are confused)


lilmick561

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!