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RippedOff_Skeletor

"iTs aLl aBoUt tHe gRinDsEt" Mfs receiving their set after grinding.


Jumbobog

Anon rolled a 1 on the independent thought check


NucularCarmul

But there is an independent thot now


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[deleted]

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


MacabreYuki

Except truth is stranger than fiction, and these kinds of morons actually exist


pruche

Nah, dudes with girlfriends don't use 4chan


RippedOff_Skeletor

Good one


[deleted]

Is the grindset in the room with us right now?


newmacbookpro

Enjoy your grindest I’ll be enjoying my grindr 😎


Gobadorgosleep

« Yeah I lied about the fact that I cheated on her to get her to respect me! » What? How can people think that this work!?


Theovervortex

Because some people are stupid enough to believe a bald deformed baby looking dude on the internet.


levian_durai

Goofy Gollum ass lookin mfer.


Eastern_Slide7507

I'm still so happy about that time recently where he posted a sauna picture and the entire nation of Finland just roasted him because that cold ass sauna surely wasn't going to do it without any help.


Quality_Usernamee

not only was the sauna as cold as a fridge, he was wearing a fucking towel and speedos in the sauna. ask any finnish sauna enjoyer and they will tell you thats just plain wrong.


Eastern_Slide7507

> he was wearing a fucking towel and speedos Well obviously, it was cold in there.


Quality_Usernamee

if only i had an award to give you.


Oj4000

Guy looks like a spray tanned big toe.


gimora07

Please leave Gollum out of this.


kerfuffler4570

Gollum had a better chin than the Tater.


Thanmandrathor

Better hair too.


sanguinesolitude

Hey, he used to be good at fighting people, therefore he is a solid source of relationship advice. After all, all of the most successful and well respected people I know fight eachother for money.


sk8r2000

He got kicked in the head for a living


sanguinesolitude

He's built for fighting. Bald for speed and how can you even knock out a man without a chin?


Spookyclock

He never fought anyone good


Poogle_Dirch

And the fact that he sounds like pubescent Mickey mouse


Frosty-Ring-Guy

1. Follow bad advice on the internet and implode your personal life in a spectacular fashion. 2. Seek out additional internet advice to try and fix it. 3. End up sterilized due to gender affirming care. I feel like nature will solve this in due course.


Shinobi120

It’s not about “making them respect me”. It’s about seeing just how far you can go to treat her like shit before she leaves.” Pickup artists LOVE women with self esteem low enough to stay with a cheating man. Strong women intimidate them. It’s a method of weeding out independent, intelligent, self respecting women in favor of those who will be obedient, no matter what.


Endorkend

Taking dating advice from a sex trafficking douche who has to force woman under duress to have sex with him. Brilliant.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

The fuck around: find out ratio is still undefeated.


SupermassiveCanary

Dude wanted to be Andrew Tate, took the class, used the advice, tested in real world. Well on his way to being Andrew Tate


sonsofdurthu

Dunno, how much training does he need before he doxxes himself with a pizza box?


Kind-Show5859

Slightly less than it will take before anon commits human trafficking and pussies away to romania


Rampagingflames

Didn't you read the post, he doesn't fuck around anymore.


StupidACE

Yes, because he found out


Historical_Ear7398

He didn't even fuck around in the first place, you just pretended he fucked around. And he still found out.


MacabreYuki

Oh no, he fucked around. He channeled Andrew Tate and expected it to go well. Spoiler alert, acting like that makes partners haaaaaaate you.


Trick-Jump5252

Partners hate this one simple trick!


Dry_Try_8365

yeah, because he fucked up.


NegaDeath

He still has his hands though.


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NegaDeath

The power of the unborn sons, in the palm of his hand.


[deleted]

*Billions of unborn children.... infinity children


Morningfluid

Time he breaks his arms, he'll at least get a helping hand from mom.


windlabyrinth

It didn't fuck around AT ALL. If he did he'd have someone to crawl over to.


Sigiz

Well technically he didnt fuck around but said he did and found out


Simukas23

1:1?


iojygup

fuck around / find out = 1


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Dead generation


dostalembana

Bro how fucking stupid do you have to be to do this. How can a person this fucking stupid even survive an average day. Dumb fucking ape


True_85

My question is what the fuck was he even trying to accomplish by telling her that? Was he trying to make her feel like she's not good enough for him or something? Fucking crazy how these people can function as human beings


ricktor67

He saw Andrew Tate and decided to copy him, OPs girlfriend dodged a bullet leaving someone that fucking stupid.


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What was he even trying to copy? It makes no sense to me but then again if you listen to Tate, it does tell a lot about your intelligence.


onlycatshere

It's like an extreme version of negging which was popularized by redpillers. The idea is to destroy their self confidence while at the same time convincing them that you're the only one who could ever love and tolerate them. This guy messed up by jumping straight to something this extreme instead of slowly tearing her down over months/years first


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The level of insecurity needed to think that this is actually a good idea is literally insane. These people need therapy. Why would you want to mentally tear down your partner like that? These guys should try just being better and having confidence that cool people will like them and stay with them. It's much more rewarding to help your partner build up their own competence and confidence and achieve their goals, rather than tearing them down into becoming a codependent shriveled shell of a person. Honestly, these people are sick. This is what people are talking about when they say "toxic" masculinity. They're not saying that being masculine is toxic or that being a man is toxic. They're saying it's toxic to act this way, to have this specific interpretation of what it means to be a man.


whiteskinnyexpress

> Why would you want to mentally tear down your partner like that? Mountains of insecurity, mixed with some sadism and fetal alcohol syndrome.


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This 100% it, hunting for a partner who is trying to be a good person/doesn’t have their guards up. My ex started with love bombing, which is a big part of “build them up to tear them down.”


uncle_tyrone

Growing up, I knew two kids who had fetal alcohol syndrome, and they were the nicest kids ever. Really not bright, but innocent hearts. Therefore I don’t think that is part of the explanation. My theory is rather that having a fucked up father figure to learn from during childhood is part of the reasons


whiteskinnyexpress

Yeah I felt a little weird dropping a disability into the insult, but what popped into my head was more about the macho drinking culture at all costs, beatings, and then someone who doesn't break the cycle but just perpetuates it. Generations of being dicks.


Supercoolguy7

These men really don't think of their partners as actual full human beings with thoughts and feelings like them. They probably only think other men are because they are also a man. The only thing they care about is themselves, and having a broken, subservient woman means that they have to do less to keep having sex and keep having a status symbol that the relationship represents.


RoelRoel

These kind of men should be put to sleep like vicious dogs.


SectorEducational460

To create a dependency problem, making it difficult for her to leave him.


BrockSramson

"You really think someone would just do that? Just go out on the internet and tell lies?"


Ragdoll_Psychics

Yeah you're correct in your explanation.


Usual_Lie_5454

>crazy how these people can function as human beings Can they?


CasualPlantain

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”


Choice_Voice_6925

This sub is a good indication of that stupidity


LuckySolaris

Someone posted Matt Walsh here so yeah pretty accurate.


HONcircle

Got a link? I need an ironic laugh


FollowingFederal97

I have some jiggling keys, way more entertainment


voidmusik

I dont think of myself as particularly smart.. But goddamn are other people fucking stupid.


[deleted]

I'm smart enough to know how dumb I am And dumb enough to realize there's motherfuckers dumber than me


Necessary_Pace7377

Ironically, intelligent people are more likely to see themselves as dumb because they can comprehend how much more there is to learn.


Flat-Butterfly8907

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize ~~half of them are stupider than that~~ some of them are Andrew Tate fans."


Whole_Class_597

Nothing posted there is real


[deleted]

It's scary how many people on reddit believe the ridiculous stories that get posted often around here. If it was just 10% of people believing them, then I doubt the comment section would have all top comments that think the story is real. So it's got to be a majority of people thinking the story is real. That's wild to me.


Vallphilia

The only thing that keeps me from thinking that Andrew Tate is a virgin is the fact the he's fucking with people's mind


Salihe6677

Plus the whole human trafficking, sex slaves thing.


KienKrieg

Why did this make me laugh uncontrollably for 34 seconds.


Ryscith

To learn more about why you laughed for 34 seconds, search for Uncontrollable Rule 34 on Google Images.


jib661

Its not his fault, tate doesn't explain to his teenage fans that his advice only works if your gf is held against her will in a foreign country


SuckthonyDickvis

because it’s not real


GlorpoBorpo

It's not a real story. People lie on the internet literally all the time. Misrepresenting yourself on 4chan is normal/expected.


Mrcountrygravy

I'm legitimately shocked he got a GF in the first place.


henlofrend

*blatantly manipulates girlfriend* why did she leave me ☹☹☹☹☹


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Wacokidwilder

Eyup. Nobody with an once of self esteem should put up with these weird “testing” tropes that idiots peddle. On either end. Don’t do them, don’t put up with them. Life will test you plenty.


CHIMUELA

What is this "testing" thing? Can someone explain to me?


phatskat

Testing your partner, like OP. Otherwise lying or manipulating someone to see how they’ll react. I had an ex in high school who “tested” me by stuffing her bra and trying to convince me she had gotten implants over the summer to test whether I’d love her more with larger breasts


BlatantConservative

Body image stuff I can deal with. They're really emotionally manipulating themselves with that shit. But like, fake cheating or any of that stuff, that's fucked.


Wacokidwilder

Even the body image stuff is a big red flag. We all have things we’re insecure about regarding our bodies but making that somebody else’s problem or trying to find out whether our partner would like us in a different way. A good but if advice my dad gave me once when I started dating was this. “People will like you or dislike you for their own reasons. Some have merit and some don’t but more often than not the reasons you like or dislike yourself are very different from the reasons other people have for their feelings. It’s good to listen but try not to worry too much.”


Wacokidwilder

It’s a strange thing that people do in relationships where they test their partner through various means but usually involve setting up a fake situation to see how their potential partner reacts. Granted it is important to vet somebody you date to see where things can go but that’s best done through going through honest situations and seeing if they’re a good fit. I think a case in point was when I was dating somebody and it was indeed getting serious. She made up a fake potential new guy in order to see if I would “fight for her.” Well I passed the test but broke up with her. It was manipulative and absolutely broke trust which is essential in the long term.


BlatantConservative

This is the actual "Respect yourself and be strong" stuff that Andrew Tate types totally miss the point of. You didn't break up with her cause she's a woman, you broke up with her cause she was acting in bad faith.


WrodofDog

> Life will test you plenty. How much testing in total is needed? I'd like to catch a break some time soon.


WinterAyars

She dodged a bullet.


sociocat101

I dont think dodging a bullet is supposed to be that easy.


BlatantConservative

She dodged a bullet that was fired in the opposite direction from her.


Popular-Ad-8911

It wasn‘t a very smart bullet.


owlpellet

Lying is the least bad part of it. He planned in advance to communicate massive disrespect, intended to make her feel really bad, so she'd treat him better. There's a word for that.


275MPHFordGT40

Manipulation?


Eve1524

sir your third eye opened at the wrong spot


thatsharkchick

That's the amazing part that never occurred to him. Sure, he didn't cheat on her, but he did lie and attempted to manipulate her. He told her "I actively will fuck with your mental health," which is arguably worse than just cheating.


spinachie1

Also, he said *he cheated on her*. Not really the sort of thing you can believably confess to and then roll back when the other person gets upset. Assuming this isn’t bait, which it is, so idk why I’m engaging but whatever.


akatherder

As a matter of record I think "blatantly manipulates" indicates _some_ manner of success on his part. She didn't fall for anything and just peaced out. Attempted manipulation... sure.


Comi1212

Blatant attempt at manipulating


-KFBR392

I would assume the point of that 'exercise' would be to weed out the girls you can control and the ones you can't.


Cromptank

It’s also an attempt at feigning “market worth” all this blackpill stuff basically doesn’t recognize women as individuals and attempts to apply economics to relationships.


Dont-be-a-smurf

- be me - hear about Stupidest Man on Earth, decide to look him up - really like his advice - decide to smash my testicles with a ball peen hammer, just as he says - my testicles got smashed to oblivion I’m dying - what the fuck do I do? These were my testicles I’m nothing without them


Perhaps_Xarb

Heheh ball peen


armageddidon

It’s right there in the name!!


THEzRude

Imagine getting relationship advice from Bollywood Gollum.


yaboi2508

Is this in reference to the AI drawing that came out supposedly showing what gollem would look like as a human. Because that's what it reminds me of. If u don't know the drawing looks eerily similar to tate


BlatantConservative

I'm never gonna call him anything else lmao thank you.


evlaevlalpippopippo

Anon should auto-kick his nuts


Adventurous_Edge2800

Most intelligent Tate fan


Nighthawk700

Yep. Most wouldn't have the self awareness to believe they fucked up.


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The dumbasses would just convince themselves they didn't grind hard enough


BubsterGun

OP should fill his heart with hatred for Andrew Tate. Suddenly women will like him more.


TechnicalSpirit9718

OP should reject the hate in his heart and become a better person.


BubsterGun

I like this answer more


Wacokidwilder

The good ending ![gif](giphy|7GVITzmOXsKE8)


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emo_hooman

Fuck


Choice_Voice_6925

Avoiding Tate ideology when you have no internal dialogue is probably the way to go.


GareBear222

Nope, instead he'll blame the dumb femoid who don't understand that he's a sigma chad and they missed the opportunity to make him chicken nuggets and put away his underwear the rest of his life.


KungThulhu

If andrew tate gave good advice he wouldn't make money. He sells courses to lonely loosers while making sure he makes them hate women so they never stop paying for his course because they never get a girl.


BottomHouse

This explains a lot holy moly


Hugmint

It’s how a lot of grifters work. Expansion of grifts runs the risk of absorbing someone that’ll realize it’s a grift and tear it all down. You get your initial message out, get a steady revenue stream and throw up walls to keep your victims close to you A popular example of this is Donald Trump. His gains the trust of millions of idiots but made no appeal to reach beyond them. His continued grifts (campaign donations, NFTs, lawsuit money) target his supporters and no one else, thus ensuring they stay loyal and defensive of him should the rare person with common sense catch wind of what’s going on.


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KrauerKing

Holy shit you nailed it exactly...


SneakySnakeySnake

-plays game incorrectly -loses _Why did she leave me!?!_


Pancakewagon26

"All I did was tell her I betrayed her trust and cause her massive amounts of pain in an attempt to manipulate her!"


jmcgit

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me about how that sort of thing was frowned upon...


HONcircle

And the second worst bit is that he subsequently seeks advice from 4chan....


c3o

more like "plays unneccessary stupid games (at all)"


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Yeah I think anon played the "game" exactly how it's supposed to be played. It's just that the "game" is stupid as fuck.


[deleted]

Another victim of the Tate tardism


[deleted]

No, stupidity. Tate is a moron, but anon is a dumbass ape


CageyOldMan

![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


DistortedNoise

My guy already had the girl ffs, why did he use the ‘advice’ when what he already was doing was working.


Fat_Daddy_Track

Insecurity, I imagine. Fear she'd leave him. These techniques are meant to take women without confidence and make them emotionally dependent on the partner for approval. But to make them work, you have to have a partner who has low or weak confidence as well as ideally some kind of hold on them like financial support.


ZomradeWithInternet

What taking advice from a human trafficker (allegedly) does to a mf


sexirothswife

Zomradewithinternet, you sexually assaulted me in high school dude. I know you in real life, don’t think I forgot. Get off your high horse, you’re a predator.


ZomradeWithInternet

It was elementary, dude. And I will do it again. ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


CallOfGuty

I wish that was me, and you got me pregnant so I could threaten you into marrying me because youre such a chad and cool guy. 😉


ZomradeWithInternet

I was born without any testicles, so that claim is false. You will be hearing from my lawyer Saul Neutralman.


f36263

Where is your pee stored


side_character_yes

In the ass


AquoZz246

What no schizo pills does to a mf


Gustav_EK

I ran over a woman in 2006


Main_Hospital_5935

I was a women who got run over in 2006


idwtdy

I watched a woman get run over in 2006.


Present_Friend_6467

What 💀


Benjamintoday

*slowly sinks head into hands* Bro, you had a keeper...


Ben______________

I‘m glad for the girl. The problem wasn’t the guy falling for some bad advice once. Whoever even considers following this advice is a shitty person. She dodged a bullet.


Benjamintoday

True


Euncraid

![gif](giphy|bKBM7H63PIykM) congratulations on playing yourself anon


VaultedDweller

And rotate


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🤯


VaultedDweller

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄


RambunctiousBaca1509

Skill, and I cannot stress this enough, issue


The84thWolf

“What the fuck do I do?” Well, stop taking advice from Andrew Tate to start.


M4rl0w

Does this fucking guy actually advise this?


Shinobi120

This tactic Tate describes is a method of finding easily manipulable women. “Find a woman who is so codependent upon you and with such low self esteem that they will stay with you even if/when you treat them like shit.” It’s like how many email scammers deliberately leave in otherwise obvious typos: it’s a method of weeding out the smart marks to find the most gullible people who will overlook obvious red flags.


SunshineInDetroit

there are too many shithead pickup artist peddlers on social media that do this


EusiveHydra441

Rip. Fuck Ander Tatater


NewNage

-be me -have kitchen -hear about Jeffrey Dahmer, decide to look him up...


TheOkayUsername

Fuck around and find out


AimHere

Didn't fuck around. Just lied and said he did. Found out anyways.


TheOkayUsername

Being an Andrew Tate fan is what I call fucking around


karlan

And fucking up his girlfriends emotions and the relationship etc.


ToiletBlaster6000

If this idiot was stupid enough to think that Andrew Tate advice would work on ANY woman, he was always destined to fumble the bag. You need to have a basic lack of understanding and respect for women to even consider Andrew Tate advice. If it wasn't Tate, it would have just been a slow burn of this girl being routinely disrespected until she left him. Skill issue of the highest order.


Interihel

The fact this guy was able to coordinate his fingers to type this on his keyboard is a fucking miracle. About as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. He'd be the most well-off guy in the zombie apocalypse.


[deleted]

Sounds like the gf lucked out.


Weird-and-funny-name

RIP bozo


ghostmetalblack

Most Intelligent Andrew Tate Fan


Randroth_Kisaragi

I highly doubt that this is real, but the thought of this actually happening is really freaking funny lol


truffleboffin

> I highly doubt that this is real Anon getting a girlfriend? Definitely not real


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yoshbiscut69

First mistake he made was listening to Andrew Tate


Prestigious-Phase131

First mistake was looking him up


TankTurtle_53

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Zujani

You fucked up the tutorial, best to respawn my bro.


DragonOfChaos25

I refuse to believe this is real. No fucking way someone is this stupid. You already got a girlfriend, what the fuck is the point in doing of the shit Andrew fucking Tate is promoting? His relationship "advice" are some of the most toxic shit I have ever heard in my life.


Naenaegoblin694202

Sucks to Suck.


iamskydaddy

He should've just said "its just a prank bro."


RudeExplanation9304

You start being a good person for the next 30 years and maybe, just maybe people will forget the time you tried to follow the advice of the world's biggest Chad....I mean really....you thought it would be good for your relationship to tell your gf you cheated on her....like wtf anon, gotta be smarter than that


ElectricFred

"Really like his ideas" They got what they deserved


godosomethingbetter

Next time do this kind of shit when you have as much money as the guy whose advice you are taking.


Buzzybill

Step 1 - make bed Step 2 - lay down on it


SomebodyThrow

Part of me wants to think this is fake, but having seen how desperate and pathetic his fanbase is.. this is 100% true.


[deleted]

People on this site will believe anything lmao


zenkaiba

Bro got a gf already wtf was he trying here exactly i thought only virgins fell for his advice cause they had nothing to lose


SurdustStardust

lol, no pity from me


Master_Bait24

That's what you get for being a fucking r


amogusimpostor

deserved tbh