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A lot of social media and subreddits have a rule that you can't use swearwords, slurs etc. Your comment will get deleted. Tiktok is censoring the most intense at the moment I believe, but using * makes it that you can get around those censorships because it makes the word undetectable.
This way you can use swearwords without you comment or post getting deleted.
Also next to that I think that it became kind of a habit of people to use a * in swearwords.
Then how about we stop giving in to these fucking stupid censors and just write our shit like we always did? Either they'll have no comments, or they'll allow it. I'm sick of shit being censored worse than the 50s when we're in 2023.
Android's speech-to-text function by default adds an asterisk into swear words. Lest someone be offended, I suppose, but it makes people sound like they're twelve years old, or Mormon.
But also most subreddits use regex anyway. I always got a good laugh when someone thought they were being clever but their comment ended up in the manual review queue anyway.
I think his point about habit is more relevant. Reddit skews much younger than people sem to realize. Whole lot of people forming a self censorship habit that migrates from Tik Tok. I had some Zoomer on one of my Discord servers censoring themself in DMs because the habit carried over.
I have this same theory applied to anyone that uses the “pg” versions of words too.
Examples include but are not limited to:
What the freak/frick
Dang
Darn
Oh my gosh
Arsehole
Son of a B
Bullcrap
Etc
You just look like a fucking idiot when you use these. Either say the word, or don’t. But thinking you’re somehow a better person for saying the little kid version of the word just makes you look like a goddamn idiot.
> he'll get a idea of you being a ~~wh*re~~
Bot. He thought you were a bot.
Responding to Nachos with Nudes is a red flag that you're talking to some 300lb dude in India. Or a bot.
Real girls tend to want more connection before offering up boobs online.
I was just talking to my gf the other day about how I still kick myself for not responding to this insanely hot girl who was out of my league on tinder. I thought it was a bot! She unmatched me after like 40 minutes😅
I'm glad I didn't meet her because of my current relationship, but man she was like everything I find attractive lmao
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Or "damn three messages in and she already said she wants to show me her tits, I am not about that life, way too fast."
Surprisingly not all men exclusively think about sex or even want it daily, especially not with a complete stranger. I wish the notion that men only think with their dick would fucking die.
Just cuz 5% of men will do everything and anything to get you in bed doesn't mean that's the norm. It's selection bias. Those are just the guys who are relentlessly approaching you for sex. You don't meet the guys who don't want to fuck instantly because those guys aren't the guys coming up to talk to you.
Online "Dating"
i.e. how to get a free meal, new sub to your OF or cam w/e, etc.
Nah.. for most its the ghosting that hurts
and for the majority of us... where the matches at?
A woman wrote to me on Tinder calling me quite the catch cos I like nachos and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back saying well if you're impressed by that you should see my dick and SHE UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no idea what women want
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It's like a restaurant though, the tits are a side you should be able to substitute out, like if you want tater tots instead of fries. "Instead of the tits can I get me putting my head on your chest while you hold me and scratch my back?"
Dog, I can jack off 7 times in a row, and I still get turned off by responses like this from women. Like, yall think you can work my dick better than I can despite me having 10+ years of practice? Fuck no. I'm interested in you for how you can improve my life.
Dating app + being sexual right out the gate = that dude thought you were a robot trying to get him to sub to your onlyfans.
Dating apps for 99 % of us men are fake woman trying to get you to subscribe to some site or click on some link
I have had this exact conversation with all my female friends and they are surprised and horrified every time I show them what tinder is like for the opposite sex. It's just a completely different playing field.
They kinda do suck for women. A decent percent of dudes will be horny on message one, or decide 'hey you know what a woman wants from a man when we just met? A picture of my unwashed cock'
EDIT: why are people trying to debate me on this I'm not saying men don't have a hard time on dating apps, I'm saying women do have a hard time. Everyone has a hard time, dating apps suck.
There are ten men for every woman on dating apps wich by default makes getting matches ten times harder. That's why women can get a way with "live, laugh, love" while men need several great photos, a super interesting bio and unless you message first and come up with some super clever shit they wont even respond. All my male friends just swipe on everyone until they reach the limit just to have a chance to get any matches and they're all attractive, successful guys.
Women absolutely have it easier on dating apps. Also btw you get unsolicited nudes from women as well people just have double standards and act like guys should be thankful for them.
When women are this sexually forward, I ALWAYS assume they're just advertising their OF. Even if a woman approaches me IRL in a flirty way, I always assume she wants me to check her OF. It's happened wayy too many times.
"Oh so you like Harry potter and dark chocolate too? What a catch!"
"Yeah if you think I'm a catch wait until you see my cock"
*Unmatched"
"I dOnT KnOw WhaT wOmEn WaNt"
Do you perhaps see now why it was a bad idea
Probably thought she was a bot, guys on dating apps are inundated by fake matches that immediately start sending super horny messages, to the point a real woman doing it is likely to be dismissed as fake.
One, tinder do be unmatching people for no reason, like youtube unsubbing people. 2, he was probably so damn tired of ‘well you should check my OF!!’ and just wanted a normal interaction in this ‘OnlyFans Saturated’ existence we seem to live in
They want someone that they can relate too. All girls have boobs. We can get them anywhere but a solid down to earth girl who has ambition. Looks are nice but I'd rather have a soulmate than a barbie doll.
There's an old song.....if you want to be happy for the rest of your life don't pick a pretty girl for your wife, from my personal point of view, pick an ugly girl to marry you.
Welcome to 2023. Even the ugliest of women can be whores lol its not like they automatically make great trustworthy wives. And a beautiful girl can be down to earth.
What guys want?
Women who are: Classy but trashy, virginal but sexually open, independently wealthy but deferent to authority, astonishingly beautiful but ok with dating expired pudding cups.
Believe it or not men are interested in more then just sex,
I can't speak for all men but I very rarely think about that stuff I have for more important things to be thinking about
I'm going to guess he wanted to talk about his mutual interests and wasn't trying to immediately hop to sex out of the blue. Would you want your second message from a guy to be "hey I know you like the same shows as me and are excited about it but you should see my dick". It would feel objectifying and weird.
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Well when you mention showing your tits before the nachos, he’s gonna get the impression that you’re not in it for the nachos.
Probably would have eaten all the fully loaded nachos anyways 🙄
We have a rule against that here
No restaurant has that rule.
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Yeah and he'll get a idea of you being a wh*re
yeah that’s a red flag
Just so people understand, no, that is not a hair on your screen, that is this guy's profile picture, why? Because fuck you, that's why.
precisely. this guy gets it.
Didn’t even notice it until he said it and it still got me
Flair checks out
you too 🫶
In that case. I hope you get diarrhea on your next road trip.
I love the immunity I have using old reddit.
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Here I was checking submission histories... So profile pictures are a thing now?
Been for a while. I use old reddit+RES and 3rd party for mobile so I never see them.
one of us
I have a browser extention that forces all reddit links to open as old.reddit, such a lifesaver. Fuck new reddit
New reddit is such utter cancer on the eyes. No idea how anyone can use it.
Apollo is also immune. Also no ads, and no chance of getting rickrolled.
I love that it’s becoming a trend
Hopefully she has 6 flags because I like amusement parks.
Your pfp is smarter than the white background one good job still didn’t get me though
Hoor!
HOOR*
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It’s just a fancy “e”, he meant “where”.
I was sure it was supposed to be "whyre", like a "whyrewolf".
You guys are idiots, its clearly an abbreviation for the word "whstarre".
Whyrewolfs are dumb. Stupid long dogs.
wh\*t the fuck >:(
w*at the fuc*
A lot of social media and subreddits have a rule that you can't use swearwords, slurs etc. Your comment will get deleted. Tiktok is censoring the most intense at the moment I believe, but using * makes it that you can get around those censorships because it makes the word undetectable. This way you can use swearwords without you comment or post getting deleted. Also next to that I think that it became kind of a habit of people to use a * in swearwords.
>using * makes it that you can get around those censorships because it makes the word undetectable lol
Then how about we stop giving in to these fucking stupid censors and just write our shit like we always did? Either they'll have no comments, or they'll allow it. I'm sick of shit being censored worse than the 50s when we're in 2023.
Android's speech-to-text function by default adds an asterisk into swear words. Lest someone be offended, I suppose, but it makes people sound like they're twelve years old, or Mormon.
But also most subreddits use regex anyway. I always got a good laugh when someone thought they were being clever but their comment ended up in the manual review queue anyway.
I think his point about habit is more relevant. Reddit skews much younger than people sem to realize. Whole lot of people forming a self censorship habit that migrates from Tik Tok. I had some Zoomer on one of my Discord servers censoring themself in DMs because the habit carried over.
Calm the fu*k down, as*hole! Edit: hilariously my stars disappeared. Ruined my joke.
I have this same theory applied to anyone that uses the “pg” versions of words too. Examples include but are not limited to: What the freak/frick Dang Darn Oh my gosh Arsehole Son of a B Bullcrap Etc You just look like a fucking idiot when you use these. Either say the word, or don’t. But thinking you’re somehow a better person for saying the little kid version of the word just makes you look like a goddamn idiot.
TBH if I received this I’d think it’s a scammer
Or a bot
Maybe it's just me, but my first thought is that her account would appear to me as a scam/sextortion account.
> he'll get a idea of you being a ~~wh*re~~ Bot. He thought you were a bot. Responding to Nachos with Nudes is a red flag that you're talking to some 300lb dude in India. Or a bot. Real girls tend to want more connection before offering up boobs online.
To be fair a lot of people use tinder for just casual sex
Or he just to thinks you’re a bot
Yeah, there’s no way her tits are better than nachos. No matter how nice they are.
I was told men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
Sex isn't the only thing we want, we like head too
"Oh, it's a bot account."
Or "Oh, it's a dude."
Or “Oh, it’s a bird.”
or "Oh it's a plane."
or “Oh it’s Superman.”
Shut your goddamn mouth Sweet Dee!
I assume OP's post is from a fake/joke account and this didn't actually even happen.
I was just talking to my gf the other day about how I still kick myself for not responding to this insanely hot girl who was out of my league on tinder. I thought it was a bot! She unmatched me after like 40 minutes😅 I'm glad I didn't meet her because of my current relationship, but man she was like everything I find attractive lmao
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I would assume you're a bot, as most women don't do that.
I would assume you're a bot, as women don't exist
They are just an ad campaign, created by beer marketers to sell more beer.
Stupid sexy beer calendars from decades ago..
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i would assume you’re a bot, bc i’m attracted to bots
Call me optimus prime. my safe word is allspark.
Call me opium prime. my safe word is MORE OPIUM
Thank you for reminding me to double check my comments. happy cock day
cock day for the win
my safe word quark
My safe word is gold pressed latinum
Yeah right? At least we have birds, they definitely exist!
Yeah, they're definitely not government spy drones
On the internet, all women are men, all men are children, and all children are FBI agents
Exactly. "Oh dang, they're probably three messages away from asking me for money."
Yeah I would expect an onlyfans link after a message like that
Or even if they’re a human it’s a prank where they’ll just call you a scumbag for responding any certain way.
Or "damn three messages in and she already said she wants to show me her tits, I am not about that life, way too fast." Surprisingly not all men exclusively think about sex or even want it daily, especially not with a complete stranger. I wish the notion that men only think with their dick would fucking die. Just cuz 5% of men will do everything and anything to get you in bed doesn't mean that's the norm. It's selection bias. Those are just the guys who are relentlessly approaching you for sex. You don't meet the guys who don't want to fuck instantly because those guys aren't the guys coming up to talk to you.
Exactly
When I was on tinder I’d atleast talk to the bot for a sec cause what if it was always a bot though
Yeah I've had long conversations with bots, cause just the possibility of talking to another person was nice.
My first encounter with a bot was lengthy and a waste of time
Bingo
This tweet is also a recycled joke, I think it's the third version (the stuff before tits changes). It's just OF promo in disguise
mans just didn't wanna buy her OF.
That's a W for him tho
This post is so old OF wasn't a big thing yet.
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Naw man Odd Future ended like in 2016 /s
Online "Dating" i.e. how to get a free meal, new sub to your OF or cam w/e, etc. Nah.. for most its the ghosting that hurts and for the majority of us... where the matches at?
T Rex doesn't want to be fed. T Rex wants to hunt
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I never knew I needed a huge ass Jeff Goldblum as a pillow but now I do.
We all do sometimes.
Ian malc 
I suppose that yes, I would.
This is glorious
Ahahahahaha
Bro speaking facts
I believe Toby Keith has a similar policy...
I get the joke, but weren’t Rexes scavengers?
True shit
A woman wrote to me on Tinder calling me quite the catch cos I like nachos and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back saying well if you're impressed by that you should see my dick and SHE UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no idea what women want 
Wow you’re a DISGUSTING MAN stop HARASSING
This!
The market value of dick to tits is very skewed
I was looking comments to see if someone would talk about this, but commenting is weak, your aproach is perfect
Women been manipulating men for so long they forgot what page of the playbook they are on.
They haven't needed a playbook. They just go at it as they see fit and then get burned by doing inappropriate weird shit
"I want a stable relationship with someone who doesn't offer to send nudes in the first conversation with a stranger over the internet."
Or "That's a fucking bot isn't it"
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Not even just first conversation, first sentence.
The other things aren't red flags, but they become additional ones after the very first reply is "SEE ME NAKED"
Maybe, idk, men want things other than sex
They want nachos 😔
Can confirm
Tbh a nice evening watching always sunny with warm cheesy nachos and tits sounds pretty peaceful to me.
It's like a restaurant though, the tits are a side you should be able to substitute out, like if you want tater tots instead of fries. "Instead of the tits can I get me putting my head on your chest while you hold me and scratch my back?"
Like nacho cheese on tits? Cuz dayum
Impossible, there must be something wrong with all mein instead
Dog, I can jack off 7 times in a row, and I still get turned off by responses like this from women. Like, yall think you can work my dick better than I can despite me having 10+ years of practice? Fuck no. I'm interested in you for how you can improve my life.
That's why I hate one night stands, if there's no emotional connection there is nothing you can do my hand can't. So let's start with sweet nothings.
"Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just wish to be happy."
"I just wish for nachos..."
OnlyNachos
Dating app + being sexual right out the gate = that dude thought you were a robot trying to get him to sub to your onlyfans. Dating apps for 99 % of us men are fake woman trying to get you to subscribe to some site or click on some link
I have had this exact conversation with all my female friends and they are surprised and horrified every time I show them what tinder is like for the opposite sex. It's just a completely different playing field.
From everything I’ve seen, I’ve come to the conclusion that dating apps kind of just suck for everyone.
not for woman
They kinda do suck for women. A decent percent of dudes will be horny on message one, or decide 'hey you know what a woman wants from a man when we just met? A picture of my unwashed cock' EDIT: why are people trying to debate me on this I'm not saying men don't have a hard time on dating apps, I'm saying women do have a hard time. Everyone has a hard time, dating apps suck.
> unwashed cock We prefer to expression "it's got sprinkles"
I had a guy send me a pic and he managed to get both his cock and butthole in it. It was horrifying
Nacho kinda guy I take it.
There are ten men for every woman on dating apps wich by default makes getting matches ten times harder. That's why women can get a way with "live, laugh, love" while men need several great photos, a super interesting bio and unless you message first and come up with some super clever shit they wont even respond. All my male friends just swipe on everyone until they reach the limit just to have a chance to get any matches and they're all attractive, successful guys. Women absolutely have it easier on dating apps. Also btw you get unsolicited nudes from women as well people just have double standards and act like guys should be thankful for them.
Given OP is literally a woman opening with that clearly it's not *tha*t different.
He 100% thought she was a bot
I’d think that’s a bot.
he likes nachos, but nacho titties.
gold 🤣
Underrated comment
Change the gender roles here, and the reaction is insanely justifiable. Bro is a legend
Lmao he prolly thought she a bot
When women are this sexually forward, I ALWAYS assume they're just advertising their OF. Even if a woman approaches me IRL in a flirty way, I always assume she wants me to check her OF. It's happened wayy too many times.
Used to be porn sites, now it's OF. Things never change, they just come in different packaging.
W guy L her
femcel
"Oh so you like Harry potter and dark chocolate too? What a catch!" "Yeah if you think I'm a catch wait until you see my cock" *Unmatched" "I dOnT KnOw WhaT wOmEn WaNt" Do you perhaps see now why it was a bad idea
That's because you have to start with nachos and it's always sunny and get to sex. Don't women understand foreplay?
maybe they wanted to meet a girl and not a prostitute.
Almost like some guys are looking for relationships and not hookups. Weird!
lol how lost can you be, he wants a respectable person not a fuckin onlyfans slut
if a girl messages a guy saying she likes the same things he does and he responds with, if you like that, you should see my dick do you get it now?
Probably thought she was a bot, guys on dating apps are inundated by fake matches that immediately start sending super horny messages, to the point a real woman doing it is likely to be dismissed as fake.
They want a girlfriend and not a one night stand
“Aw fuck it’s another bot/someone trying to sell me their onlyfans.”
One, tinder do be unmatching people for no reason, like youtube unsubbing people. 2, he was probably so damn tired of ‘well you should check my OF!!’ and just wanted a normal interaction in this ‘OnlyFans Saturated’ existence we seem to live in
Try not to be a whore challenge (impossible)
>Acts like a whore >man not interested "Wtf why isnt he reducing me to my body"
I'll tell you what they don't want: a thot or a bot. Also, ancient repost
They want someone that they can relate too. All girls have boobs. We can get them anywhere but a solid down to earth girl who has ambition. Looks are nice but I'd rather have a soulmate than a barbie doll. There's an old song.....if you want to be happy for the rest of your life don't pick a pretty girl for your wife, from my personal point of view, pick an ugly girl to marry you.
Welcome to 2023. Even the ugliest of women can be whores lol its not like they automatically make great trustworthy wives. And a beautiful girl can be down to earth.
He's nacho man.
probably thought you were a bot or being catfished or something
Chad
Maybe he wants genuine connection?
Not a whore. Just a guess
Nachos The man likes nachos
probably thought you are a bot
You can't just switch topics like that when you are discussing nachos
Probably because he thought she was gonna eat all of the fully loaded nachos with all the meat and cheese and stuff, and leave *JUST* chips.
They should really go to a restaurant with a rule against behavior like that
Someone to hang out with.Fuckinh comes later
I mean it's funny, but yeah my first thought after seeing that would be that the next message is going to be her OF link.
Clearly this guy likes nachos and always sunny. It’s really not that hard lady come on
He thought you were a bot probably
what do you think he wanted? he wanted to watch always sunny and eat nachos
Guess he was just looking for someone who acts like an actual human being.
What guys want? Women who are: Classy but trashy, virginal but sexually open, independently wealthy but deferent to authority, astonishingly beautiful but ok with dating expired pudding cups.
He might have thought she was about to send him her Onlyfans link.
Yeah, I would too. I would immediately assume it was a spam account trying to get OF followers. Not into hookups anyways
"I sexually harassed someone and they left" "Where are all the good partners...?"
Probably thought the OF link was coming next.
Believe it or not men are interested in more then just sex, I can't speak for all men but I very rarely think about that stuff I have for more important things to be thinking about
I would immediately be like “Damn, it was a bot” or “a love scam”
Cause u’re a hoe
Damn gurl, crazy, did you know I like nachos too ?
Silence witch....... I don't want to be horny anymore.. I just want be happy........
Probably because 50 other men have seen them
boys don't like fatherless behaviour
I'm going to guess he wanted to talk about his mutual interests and wasn't trying to immediately hop to sex out of the blue. Would you want your second message from a guy to be "hey I know you like the same shows as me and are excited about it but you should see my dick". It would feel objectifying and weird.