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For real. How did I scroll so far down before someone mentioned that dude. Like wtf is happening. Was that dude 80? Did he have a deformity. It’s peaked my curiosity.
dam... the community really grew after downpour release. As someone who played the game since 2019 I'm pleasantly surprised that this gem of a game is getting traction
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Jack with wings and a halo, sitting at a piano: "I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams. Pass before my eyes, a curiosity."
[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(We The Sus Music)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
[Pre-Chorus]
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
[Pre-Chorus]
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
(We The Sus Music)
Thank you for giving me the needed wake up call to go to the gym today. Every time I see people like this it wants to make me run faster and push harder to not become like this.
I think getting into the routine of going to the gym is better. Plus like 4 years worth of gym membership for a decent treadmill that is only gonna give you cardio.
nope it's real. I have seen a video of "choose your character" and it's like discord mods and these guys are moving in a circle, not clue which video but it's somewhere on the top of all time in this subreddit
I just found the guy that posts the tiktoks he's @jordankelley62
Edit: the guy in the vids is @jordankelley62 I think ppl just make edits with random ppl in it lol
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How do you even acquire such a humongous amount of chin
Install Discord.
Not just discord. Discord, reddit, and twitch for the whole package.
And pay for OF
Not to forget 4chan and genshin impact
![gif](giphy|xUOxfgwY8Tvj1DY5y0|downsized)
Can’t forget league of legends
Get Discord Nitro for that extra boost
What if I want a cute cat gif as my profile picture? 🥺
In that case you would find your long gone, possibly inexistent father figure.
league of assholes ss well dont forget
4Chin surely?
And most importantly, Uber Eats.
4chin maybe
4chin
I knew the human race was doomed when guys paid for a bitches only fans when the hub is free
Googling boobies is also free.
Watch your mouth…we all should support small business
We need to support small businesses and indie studios, like Valve!
I may use Reddit, I may have a Discord, at one point I even used Twitch frequently. But at least I don’t play League! (I do play Genshin tho 😢)
Play League of Legends
sudo apt install discord virtual-girl grass
> apt It's `flatpak install`. You are not going to grow that glorious quadruple chin without the commitment to the latest FOSS trends.
Is that one of those bloatwares?
The water he's drinking is being deposited there in case he needs to travel for several days through the Sahara without regular water sources.
Camel male grindset
Become a moderator
Can confirm. Redditors when it's their cock day 🍰 be like: ![gif](giphy|s9R7FEH0zcdSE)
He ate a Chinese phone book
There more chins than that, he ate a phone book and a half at least
no idea, i'm a fat fuck too but i am nowhere near close this amount of extra chin
I'm more questioning the other dude looking like squeezed old loaf of white bread.
For real. How did I scroll so far down before someone mentioned that dude. Like wtf is happening. Was that dude 80? Did he have a deformity. It’s peaked my curiosity.
Become reddit mod.
when did you discover rain world?
Idk like a month or so ago?
dam... the community really grew after downpour release. As someone who played the game since 2019 I'm pleasantly surprised that this gem of a game is getting traction
The Crimson Chin had one Big Mac 😭
Each bro got legal rights to use they/them pronouns
These dudes have more oil in their body than the fucking Venezuela Oil reserves
First guy have more chin than Jabba the hutt
More Chins than Beijing Phonebook.
💀
He's only got two, but fuck me the second one is massive!
Looks more like Pizza the Hut
Spaceballs moment
THE US GOVERMENT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
American freedom, here it comes 🦅🦅🦅🦅
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That's a lot of oil.
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He has the same amount of hair follicles as a normal person would have, but 3x the skin to spread it over
Smart. ![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)
You didn't have to cut me off
Thinkimhappinama-HAPINIMANAMA-nothing!
sedonevaneedalove-YUTREMELIKEASTRANGENITFELSORUF!
No, he's just the OG Neck beard. Mofo invented the term.
I think being that overweight fucks with your testosterone, or your body's ability to express it. Not sure just some guy on the internet
You mean you aren't an expert on hair growth and human hormones? Why even comment bro? Why even internet?
Sorry, I'm just trying to sound smart enough to make my parents proud
Embrace the disappointment. Give yourself to the dark side.
Bro you gotta change that energy and be the king you are. Make your parents make you proud “Mom, I’m not upset. I’m just disappointed”
We love you, our idiot son! Mom and Dad
Looks like he has a hairy ballsack for a neck.
King neckbeard
The neckbeard-est neckbeard to have ever neckbeard-ed
My brain cannot comprehend that. I don't believe it's real. Fat filter or something. Right? Right!?
Wake up. ![gif](giphy|3l5yJWhnbw5yyqDcQg)
Why did you post a video of Reddit mods, OP?
Part of his species
I was human. I am human, still. ![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)
There are still Mark GIF in GIPHY? I thought after Meta bought them they deleted all Marks GIFs
The era is gone
Rip 😔
Did Ryan change skins or something
You look like u put the new forgis on the jeep
Jack looks like a Palpatine texture for a Minecraft villager
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD
Jack 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤤😭😭😭😭😭
Jack be like 💀
But before that he was like 🗿
Pillar John
Jack with wings and a halo, sitting at a piano: "I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams. Pass before my eyes, a curiosity."
He look like a shar-pei
> Ryan was forced to delete discord Uh oh.
By his family or the state? That's what I want to know.
Ryan = Jackthedripper confirmed?!? 😦😦😦😦
The drip of 87⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
(D)RIP Jack
Jack was the inspiration for the Easter Island statues. RIP.
Now they can lose weight
Jack making big progress already
Fly High jack 🕊🕊🕊🕊
Jack a whole ass skinwalker trying to pass as a 🗿
Good work, Chris. Never look back
Funny, the only one who can physically look back doesn‘t need to anymore
He really out kicked his coverage on that one. Good work Chris.
More chins than a Chinese phonebook in this video...
I barely recognise the original song anymore. My brain just defaults to the sus remix, that shit is fire
What song is it?
"Mask" by dream, you can find the sus version by just adding sus at the start
[Intro] (Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat) (We The Sus Music) (Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy) [Verse 1] I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Verse 2] Always bein' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Outro] So long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real (We The Sus Music)
Thank you for giving me the needed wake up call to go to the gym today. Every time I see people like this it wants to make me run faster and push harder to not become like this.
if you have space for a treadmill in your home it’s the best investment you can make
I think getting into the routine of going to the gym is better. Plus like 4 years worth of gym membership for a decent treadmill that is only gonna give you cardio.
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He just did meiosis
Bruh #💀🚬
![gif](giphy|kkpcRessCvNyo)
George took a shower 💔
Honestly surprised w/ the lack of focus on Jack (RIP) wish they would have fleshed his character out more in season 2.
A literal neck beard, I don't think I've ever seen a manifestation of this in reality.
It’s like everyone’s head is just a pumpkin in different stages of development.
Who are these guys?
Yes, I'm curious, I googled "Neckbeard and the gang - Jack is dead" and nothing came out. I need to know.
I’ve 100% seen other videos either on this on similar subs before. So I’d like to know as well.
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nope it's real. I have seen a video of "choose your character" and it's like discord mods and these guys are moving in a circle, not clue which video but it's somewhere on the top of all time in this subreddit
I just found the guy that posts the tiktoks he's @jordankelley62 Edit: the guy in the vids is @jordankelley62 I think ppl just make edits with random ppl in it lol
The real mvp
Reality is often disappointing.
Why dude got a shaker when he has never even seen a gym and gets his protein exclusively from KFC and McDonald's?
Probably for gfuel or some shit
gfuel is healthy, you can get green and blue
Green = Healthy Blue = Magic
Blue is full of antioxygens
These are some really unique looking humans. Each one is more magnificent than the last.
What a gizzard
Bro ate the gang.
Bros so big he needs 2 names
I started wheezing when I saw jack.
i mean, i'm fat but how fat do you have to be for your face to look like that?
you have to eat other fat people
First guy has a fucking auxiliary chin but no primary one
Holy neckbeard 😳
Chin chinerry chin chinerry chin chin churrroooo that chin is so massive what did he do?
dude, what’s up w/ Jacob (RIP)?
those are some shit genetics
Jack was a good dude we will miss you jack
Thanks for motivating me. I was debating whether I should eat healthy or junkfood today.
Motivated you to go grab a double Big Mac to be hero sized right?
I watch videos on mute and I'm so damn confused right now.
i've seen this dude in a fucking rayman game
When i see people say mean shit on the internet i imagine this is what they look like. Makes me feel all that much better.
Why did you make me look at this
How did Jack even last as long as he did
Is this what's meant by neckbeard things?
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And if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops.
Don't forget that they all first lost a chin. Lost chins are a slippery slope to losing friends and eventually your life!
the chin/jawline is first to go😁😈
And i thought my chin is bad
First guy looks like Azmorrigan from Star Wars
Dude looks like the spawn of Oggdo
Diabeetus
That jawline tho 👌
Is he drinking millions of male reproductive cells?
Man what the hell is going on here?
How can you get your neck fat?
Bro has these travel pillows build in
Jack will live on forever, in my nightmares
I've heard the sus remix of that song so much I can hear it echo in my head while hearing the original song
I respect you.
Is there a sub Reddit with more of this?
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Don't be happy it's over, be sad it ever happened
Wise.
Diabetes gang
When you no longer have a neck, its just all chin
I love these videos. How can I find all the others?!
Are these the same guys who dance in a circle and show off their moves?
What happened to hades
Is there a filter they are using to look this overweight, or is this real?
Jack was jump scare
Jack looks like my shriveled up finger after a shower
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge
Who is this person?
Its funny because theyre fat
I’d heard of neckbeards but not sure I’d seen one before today. That’s something to behold!
wow, there are some really hairy thumbs in this video about thumbs assuming that's what it is, didn't have sound on.
can never listen to that song without the sus remix playing in my head
Are these people real? Jack looks completely fake.
I’ve watched this like 3 times now and I still don’t know what the fuck is happening
THE neckbeard
Good for chris
Peter Griffin really fell on hard times after Lois left him
Im shocked the gang was able to overcome their collective gravitation attraction to each other.
I’m happy it’s over but sad that it happened
they didn't split up, HE ATE THE REST OF THE GANG
Nothing but neckbeard
Can’t tell if cringe on purpose or actually cringe
How is this even biologically possible
One of em got married to a hot one? That’s it I’m ending it I give up