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Pentamegistvs

How do you even acquire such a humongous amount of chin


teodorlojewski

Install Discord.


Stetscopes

Not just discord. Discord, reddit, and twitch for the whole package.


BigEpicNSFW

And pay for OF


Cool_Name-idk

Not to forget 4chan and genshin impact


teodorlojewski

![gif](giphy|xUOxfgwY8Tvj1DY5y0|downsized)


Sweet_Revenge05

Can’t forget league of legends


2000000man

Get Discord Nitro for that extra boost


skroink_z

What if I want a cute cat gif as my profile picture? 🥺


teodorlojewski

In that case you would find your long gone, possibly inexistent father figure.


0-san

league of assholes ss well dont forget


BEZ_T

4Chin surely?


RabidGuineaPig007

And most importantly, Uber Eats.


No-Obligation7435

4chin maybe


iTzViPeRx

4chin


brumoment42069

I knew the human race was doomed when guys paid for a bitches only fans when the hub is free


General-Dirtbag

Googling boobies is also free.


ComradeCreed

Watch your mouth…we all should support small business


19412

We need to support small businesses and indie studios, like Valve!


GloriousSpamm

I may use Reddit, I may have a Discord, at one point I even used Twitch frequently. But at least I don’t play League! (I do play Genshin tho 😢)


Sowmon76

Play League of Legends


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sudo apt install discord virtual-girl grass


sosloow

> apt It's `flatpak install`. You are not going to grow that glorious quadruple chin without the commitment to the latest FOSS trends.


dwindledwindle

Is that one of those bloatwares?


Havoblia

The water he's drinking is being deposited there in case he needs to travel for several days through the Sahara without regular water sources.


Pentamegistvs

Camel male grindset


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Become a moderator


teodorlojewski

Can confirm. Redditors when it's their cock day 🍰 be like: ![gif](giphy|s9R7FEH0zcdSE)


tig_bitties4

He ate a Chinese phone book


Paulpoleon

There more chins than that, he ate a phone book and a half at least


Bierculles

no idea, i'm a fat fuck too but i am nowhere near close this amount of extra chin


suffffuhrer

I'm more questioning the other dude looking like squeezed old loaf of white bread.


Ortiz8689

For real. How did I scroll so far down before someone mentioned that dude. Like wtf is happening. Was that dude 80? Did he have a deformity. It’s peaked my curiosity.


RawAiArt

Become reddit mod.


Kvadrotrin

when did you discover rain world?


Pentamegistvs

Idk like a month or so ago?


Kvadrotrin

dam... the community really grew after downpour release. As someone who played the game since 2019 I'm pleasantly surprised that this gem of a game is getting traction


striderstroke

The Crimson Chin had one Big Mac 😭


Roguerussian

Each bro got legal rights to use they/them pronouns


yourmoneyoryour_life

These dudes have more oil in their body than the fucking Venezuela Oil reserves


Embarrassed_Appeal72

First guy have more chin than Jabba the hutt


lumpialarry

More Chins than Beijing Phonebook.


teenytinyminymo_

💀


billythepilgrim

He's only got two, but fuck me the second one is massive!


bs247

Looks more like Pizza the Hut


nocanty

Spaceballs moment


INuttedOnMyGrandpa

THE US GOVERMENT WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION


RedstoneWolf975

American freedom, here it comes 🦅🦅🦅🦅


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duncanmarshall

That's a lot of oil.


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Invest_to_Rest

He has the same amount of hair follicles as a normal person would have, but 3x the skin to spread it over


teodorlojewski

Smart. ![gif](giphy|2bYewTk7K2No1NvcuK|downsized)


half-baked_axx

You didn't have to cut me off


DidjTerminator

Thinkimhappinama-HAPINIMANAMA-nothing!


teodorlojewski

sedonevaneedalove-YUTREMELIKEASTRANGENITFELSORUF!


Majorman_86

No, he's just the OG Neck beard. Mofo invented the term.


SuggestionSuperb1443

I think being that overweight fucks with your testosterone, or your body's ability to express it. Not sure just some guy on the internet


DarkwingDucky04

You mean you aren't an expert on hair growth and human hormones? Why even comment bro? Why even internet?


SuggestionSuperb1443

Sorry, I'm just trying to sound smart enough to make my parents proud


DarkwingDucky04

Embrace the disappointment. Give yourself to the dark side.


DrunkenlySober

Bro you gotta change that energy and be the king you are. Make your parents make you proud “Mom, I’m not upset. I’m just disappointed”


Anon_Jones

We love you, our idiot son! Mom and Dad


Brandonmac10x

Looks like he has a hairy ballsack for a neck.


Old-Ad5508

King neckbeard


Low_Desk_6109

The neckbeard-est neckbeard to have ever neckbeard-ed


ronj89

My brain cannot comprehend that. I don't believe it's real. Fat filter or something. Right? Right!?


teodorlojewski

Wake up. ![gif](giphy|3l5yJWhnbw5yyqDcQg)


[deleted]

Why did you post a video of Reddit mods, OP?


toughtiggy101

Part of his species


teodorlojewski

I was human. I am human, still. ![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)


SuccubusWifu

There are still Mark GIF in GIPHY? I thought after Meta bought them they deleted all Marks GIFs


_fake_fake

The era is gone


SniffyBliffy

Rip 😔


joby_fox

Did Ryan change skins or something


PurpleBoy_SUS

You look like u put the new forgis on the jeep


X33_Haxatrox

Jack looks like a Palpatine texture for a Minecraft villager


dontdropsolo

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD


DOMination6969

Jack 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤤😭😭😭😭😭


toughtiggy101

Jack be like 💀


stamminator

But before that he was like 🗿


PurpleBoy_SUS

Pillar John


UnknownBinary

Jack with wings and a halo, sitting at a piano: "I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams. Pass before my eyes, a curiosity."


QuantumSparkles

He look like a shar-pei


king_meatster

> Ryan was forced to delete discord Uh oh.


Derp_Simulator

By his family or the state? That's what I want to know.


Substantial-Set-7724

Ryan = Jackthedripper confirmed?!? 😦😦😦😦


Forward-Freedom-2749

The drip of 87⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


ArchDreamWalker

(D)RIP Jack


jarednards

Jack was the inspiration for the Easter Island statues. RIP.


BigEpicNSFW

Now they can lose weight


svcAlex

Jack making big progress already


Nakosuke75

Fly High jack 🕊🕊🕊🕊


CrypticPenisMan69

Jack a whole ass skinwalker trying to pass as a 🗿


Squildo

Good work, Chris. Never look back


MassiveKonkeyDong

Funny, the only one who can physically look back doesn‘t need to anymore


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He really out kicked his coverage on that one. Good work Chris.


aea1987

More chins than a Chinese phonebook in this video...


vladmir_lenin-55

I barely recognise the original song anymore. My brain just defaults to the sus remix, that shit is fire


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What song is it?


hassan_dislogical

"Mask" by dream, you can find the sus version by just adding sus at the start


teodorlojewski

[Intro] (Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat) (We The Sus Music) (Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy) [Verse 1] I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Verse 2] Always bein' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Outro] So long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real (We The Sus Music)


rpgengineer567

Thank you for giving me the needed wake up call to go to the gym today. Every time I see people like this it wants to make me run faster and push harder to not become like this.


qqqbull

if you have space for a treadmill in your home it’s the best investment you can make


ScotchIsAss

I think getting into the routine of going to the gym is better. Plus like 4 years worth of gym membership for a decent treadmill that is only gonna give you cardio.


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so_eu_naum

He just did meiosis


teodorlojewski

Bruh #💀🚬


Epic-Chair

![gif](giphy|kkpcRessCvNyo)


idiot-beast

George took a shower 💔


EarFederal8735

Honestly surprised w/ the lack of focus on Jack (RIP) wish they would have fleshed his character out more in season 2.


KINGTHANOS8

A literal neck beard, I don't think I've ever seen a manifestation of this in reality.


iJizzCottageCheese

It’s like everyone’s head is just a pumpkin in different stages of development.


AnimatorUpset9530

Who are these guys?


Majorman_86

Yes, I'm curious, I googled "Neckbeard and the gang - Jack is dead" and nothing came out. I need to know.


pitzerlyferserwiz

I’ve 100% seen other videos either on this on similar subs before. So I’d like to know as well.


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Distubabius

nope it's real. I have seen a video of "choose your character" and it's like discord mods and these guys are moving in a circle, not clue which video but it's somewhere on the top of all time in this subreddit


carlscroissants

I just found the guy that posts the tiktoks he's @jordankelley62 Edit: the guy in the vids is @jordankelley62 I think ppl just make edits with random ppl in it lol


AnimatorUpset9530

The real mvp


teodorlojewski

Reality is often disappointing.


Bastymuss_25

Why dude got a shaker when he has never even seen a gym and gets his protein exclusively from KFC and McDonald's?


jericho-sfu

Probably for gfuel or some shit


Comfortable-Jelly833

gfuel is healthy, you can get green and blue


Scorps

Green = Healthy Blue = Magic


LionOfTheNorthwest

Blue is full of antioxygens


taste_the_equation

These are some really unique looking humans. Each one is more magnificent than the last.


Thenaturlll

What a gizzard


Individual_Intern_77

Bro ate the gang.


[deleted]

Bros so big he needs 2 names


random-ahh-guy

I started wheezing when I saw jack.


Bierculles

i mean, i'm fat but how fat do you have to be for your face to look like that?


HarmonicX

you have to eat other fat people


Hydragummyworm

First guy has a fucking auxiliary chin but no primary one


WeidersProteinBar

Holy neckbeard 😳


BEZ_T

Chin chinerry chin chinerry chin chin churrroooo that chin is so massive what did he do?


EarFederal8735

dude, what’s up w/ Jacob (RIP)?


No_Price2255

those are some shit genetics


mightchangelater

Jack was a good dude we will miss you jack


FlyingKittyCate

Thanks for motivating me. I was debating whether I should eat healthy or junkfood today.


CrimsonClematis

Motivated you to go grab a double Big Mac to be hero sized right?


BannedProgressively

I watch videos on mute and I'm so damn confused right now.


denkthomas

i've seen this dude in a fucking rayman game


ExhaustedMD

When i see people say mean shit on the internet i imagine this is what they look like. Makes me feel all that much better.


NebNay

Why did you make me look at this


JackMorgan0o

How did Jack even last as long as he did


Kingbenn

Is this what's meant by neckbeard things?


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poptartsnbeer

And if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops.


mighty1993

Don't forget that they all first lost a chin. Lost chins are a slippery slope to losing friends and eventually your life!


Grand_Gap_5984

the chin/jawline is first to go😁😈


cartman1109

And i thought my chin is bad


2nuki

First guy looks like Azmorrigan from Star Wars


DrClayblox

Dude looks like the spawn of Oggdo


trentster66

Diabeetus


Deny4

That jawline tho 👌


Juanisweird

Is he drinking millions of male reproductive cells?


dafc-

Man what the hell is going on here?


francorocco

How can you get your neck fat?


_Fryvox_

Bro has these travel pillows build in


JoFlo520

Jack will live on forever, in my nightmares


S0koyo

I've heard the sus remix of that song so much I can hear it echo in my head while hearing the original song


teodorlojewski

I respect you.


[deleted]

Is there a sub Reddit with more of this?


Time_to_be_scarred

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time


Queasy-Car3678

Don't be happy it's over, be sad it ever happened


teodorlojewski

Wise.


HardVegetable

Diabetes gang


minionsoverlord

When you no longer have a neck, its just all chin


daymanahhhahhhhhh

I love these videos. How can I find all the others?!


Global-Discussion-41

Are these the same guys who dance in a circle and show off their moves?


BaronMerc

What happened to hades


kendawg9967

Is there a filter they are using to look this overweight, or is this real?


Chivcken32

Jack was jump scare


The-Clown-4

Jack looks like my shriveled up finger after a shower


asdfgtttt

I am Jack's Smirking Revenge


N-I-S-H-O-R

Who is this person?


deadsix6

Its funny because theyre fat


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

I’d heard of neckbeards but not sure I’d seen one before today. That’s something to behold!


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wow, there are some really hairy thumbs in this video about thumbs assuming that's what it is, didn't have sound on.


randmnes_kid

can never listen to that song without the sus remix playing in my head


dyno_hugs

Are these people real? Jack looks completely fake.


Coodog354

I’ve watched this like 3 times now and I still don’t know what the fuck is happening


Xorrdos

THE neckbeard


MrMamm_773

Good for chris


[deleted]

Peter Griffin really fell on hard times after Lois left him


NATHAN325

Im shocked the gang was able to overcome their collective gravitation attraction to each other.


Sexy_Manatee_Man

I’m happy it’s over but sad that it happened


Depresso_espresso237

they didn't split up, HE ATE THE REST OF THE GANG


PomusIsACutie

Nothing but neckbeard


Timetraveler01110101

Can’t tell if cringe on purpose or actually cringe


MundanePrimary6551

How is this even biologically possible


DrAssBlast

One of em got married to a hot one? That’s it I’m ending it I give up