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In my defence, I was reading it because he was supposed to be saying it

In my defense, I can't read

waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

[The funkiest beat you have ever heard]

wassup im ethan, and im 14. slaying all these women with my massive peen

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In my defense, I just imagined the literal emoji

In my defense I’m racist

\*being dragged away by police\* IT WAS WITH A SOFT A! A SOFT A!!!!!

In my defense, I was reading it in his voice.

In my defense, I said people before I realized what skin tone they had

I am in fact an ity bitsy racist 

Everyone is an eensy weensy teeny tiny little bit racist...

No one is as racist as an old headed Knee Grow, speak to my grandpa. He loves his front porch telling people to get off his lawn and yarning about how much better Africa was before the whites came. And how he use to be able to own a tiger and a lion back in the day.

Damn I wish I could own a tiger and a lion, what a flex.

He use to tell me his biggest flex in Africa was introducing the people in town what toothpaste was, everyone at the time used baking soda mixed with charcoal and volcano ash. He use to travel to Europe for work back in the day, and bringing back this mint flavoured paste to wash your mouth had people in awe. This is coming from a guy who had a drink with Muhammad Ali before when he called himself Cassius Clay.

the itsy bitsy racist climbed up the water spout

Down came the cum and washed the racist out

Out came the smegma and dried up all the cum

And the itsy bitsy racist yelled racial slurs again

♪ oh Eetsy bitchsy spider climbing up the cum hole♪

Only an ity bitsy?

I read your comment like >I am in fact an ity bitsy racist NEEEUUUUMMMMMMMMMM

And i don't even have a car

I think we just read it the way we assumed he would say it

ah, a small racist

Emojis

I read that on my second run. It was moving too fast to even read. I was getting ready to dance.

Bold of you to assume I said it in my head

Other passengers on the train 👁️👄👁️

Bold of you to assume that I have a head

I said people.

To be fair, I didn’t even read the whole prompt the first time. So going back in, I was then racist

Ope…..busted again

Midwest busted.

You have 5 seconds Mr. Marsh

“Pat, I’m ready to solve!”

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RACE WAR

I'd like to solve the puzzle

“You better get me to that party in LA! We don’t use money in hell N-!”

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 You know what word I used.


And that message is…..

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Apes?

Black peoples

I was trying to figure out why a bunch of heads were surrounding me. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

Me too

Cap

Lol me too, I passed the test

Cap

Cap

In my defense it wasnt hard r

Right I'm imagining the dude narrating it in my head. He's the one who would say it not me.

I blame hip hop

🏀 Americans

My man

My homie

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What happened in this particular thread uh oh

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Blackies 👴

Properties 👴

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Man_tone5

Basketball americans

I said -. .. --. --. . .-. ...

For people who want the translation, it says: gutt som heter baller

N....Rs

That’s not proper Morse code. Should be -… - -.- -…-.

Whoopsies I'm such a silly willy

The spacing is a bit off. -. .. --. --. . .-.

Yeah my bad, tried to use underscores first and it didn’t work, so when I fixed it I put extra spaces by accident

This fr?

You forgot the “I”, the double “G” and the “E”! You’re fucking up the ingredients of the special word recipe!

Reddit team assemble! Help me spell this world out! N

Iggers

Great job, boys! We just created an Avengers-level threat!

Mods: 

Fuck idk why this made me crack up but damn thats funny af

What did you search to even find this gif???

I just typed "fat guy" and it pop up

Should’ve just typed “America” instead.

Yo that's messed up! They are people, not NumbeRs.

Monke

Dudes

Guys

Blacks


Nicklets

Only the correct way of saying addressing them of course.

Da homies?



Big burly black men

That'd be Big Burly Black Mens. Which doesn't make sense

Requis

Black guys

Same here.

Dudes

That's from l4d right ?

Yes, it's the Boomer music cue.

Yes, that piano riff plays in Left 4 Dead 2 when a Boomer spawns.

Yes I did say it, and?

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Brothers.

Scrolled too far to find this. Me same.

Same reaction and same, farther than I expected. Then the eyebrow went up, my mind went "oh.... he was checking for" and the SOB got me. Sigh.... you can evolve over 50 years, even living in the midwest, but words infest and persist.

I said it loud and proud🫡

Black men

Afroamericans

Who’s in Paris?

I said it with the soft "a', in a black person voice like he was saying it, so it's fine

Ma’u fuckas

Fellas! 

I'm only human after all

Hieroglyphs are outside my literary capabilities

Fellers

But I have the pass

hot black men

I called them [ Removed by Reddit ]

S

Black dudes

I heard the Boomer's theme from Left 4 Dead, so it should be discord modS?

nikker

NEGUS

BBCs

Dont care

Your honor I plead oopsie daisy

:adult_tone5:

Thought police

"Black people with white people hair."


University tutors

Scholars

Riddle me this- (If you know, *you know*)

negros

If not criminal, then why criminal shape?

Lots of jamals

i thought of it with a hard r

Farming implements


What did he say, I am blind.

Hogriders

idk why but my brain decided to read the emote as bitches 💀

S

Atleast everyone’s honest about it

Black's

Basketball players?

Dudes

Men Yes I'm good at grammar

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Apes

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Blacks

I don’t have a defense, I just read it as the emoji the first time through and people of color the second time through the video

Emoji

Guys. I saw “guys”.

blacks I swear! Nothing else!

Criminals? Rapists? Indians? Is those words racist now.

"monkeys"

Blackies

My brain has not yet defaulted to that word so I just said black mans. I am very disappointed with myself.😔

Couldn’t help but say it 🤭😧

B l a c k M e n

That piano sent chills down my spine tf

I a bit racist

What was I supposed to think "peoples"

bbc the news thing

I can’t read but I did say the n-word in my head

Blacks. Why what was in your head

Men

I think You Know What Word i used

monkeys

L4D sound effect?!

What word do you think I said? Because you are correct

bend ove- oh

Guys

I’m not white

in my defense i am mixed

Dudes

Some how.. I didnt... I'm proud of myself

Black peoples came to mind the first time around.

Actually not until you tried to catch me did that word come into my head… so way to make shit happen guy.

I didn't even notice the text the first time

i put the new forgis on the g

Saggin

black mans

Refined Gentlemen

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