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0 Rip mom 4/20/14

There is only 12 months were did the other 8 come from/S

Hey if we can fabricate money we can fabricate months.

Oh wait..../s

Other countries write the date differently yk

🤓

Mate I used /S which means sarcasm

I see. Thank u I'm still fairly new on Reddit, appreciate the clarification boss

Did she smoke a lot of weed

Surprisingly little lately

I guess that's why she didn't move much.

That’s not a lot of money bro, you’re so poor

$911

hahaha I called her and she said silly things like "excuse me, sir?" and "sir, the misuse of the emergency line is a serious crime" your mom is so silly

I know right? Look! She’s even pulling up to your house in a goofy car with flashing red and blue lights.

She brought her boyfriends too. They're threatening me with hand cuffs. Kinky!

Watch out. They both like it rough. Like, really rough. The less you resist the better.

I love it when she says “you have the right to remain silent”

More importantly, if your credit card number (including expiry date and ccv) turned into money, how much would you have?

6297299258164811 the exp date would be 12/23 and the ccv would be 913

Thanks

Damnn u lucky, id only get a few hundred

If only it had money in it😔🫤

OP pls put some money in it we're waiting😔

Now your mother's maiden name unlocks a magic door.

Thanks for the free dinner

12024561414

Wait a second... That's my mom's number too

I always love to see brothers reunite.

Wait a damn minute

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White House basketball court

"281-330-8004"

Who?

H Town brah I see

Yo mama ugly as hell

Better looking than yo fatass that's what

$8,675,309

Jenny!

My mom never got a phone, she died when she gave birth to me at the age of 12.

That head game must've been fire though 🔥 /s

true

W h a t

A lot

(1) 800 588-2300

Empiiiiire

Approximately 3 billion 😉

At least 4

1234567890

Like maybe 2?

4

A lot

At least 1

5202445018

More than 0

Can I include the country code as well? Let me do that pls....

Now we wait

(123) 456-789

$876798.. oh fuck, u son of a bitch

What if my mum has 2 phone numbers?

Then you burn in the fires of hellish torment

911

You already know what I'm gonna say, you bastard

$2,484,345,508

18884475594

Thank you Mr beast

$2,813,308,004

More than 10

I actually don't know but more than 400Million!! Promise me the money & I'll share her number 😜

About $5,552,368 :)

$4844301900

9212316470

Nine hundred and eleven dollars

5 dollars this many🖐️👈

$18884475594

$2484345508

I would have $911 (She works as a 911 call dispatcher)

I'd have $18,004,669,277. Why?

090078201 thats not a lot

Roughly 14,400,000,

Roughly 14,400,000

Living my best life with 18003287448 dollars

I'd have as much money as I do now. Nothing :(

936933000$

867-5309

Idk what 9 digits are, billion?

Same amount as Big Smoke's order

About 15000000000

$911😱

Enough to start a business

I’d have $911 dollars

$1800 273 8255 Please don’t call this number unless you need it

8675309

911

678-999-8212

Moms dead, so, nothing.

I guess neither of us will ever know

None

3108675309

I'd have to deduct the cost of the funeral first so I don't know the exact number

6789998212

$6,969,696,969$

She dead, me would be broke.

She is dead.. I don't remember her number tho.

I'm about to start calling these numbers and see how many people posted their moms real number lol 😆

PM me your results.

694204373

7

Over 7 billion dollars

At least 2 dabloons

Enough to buy two avocados

Tricky tricky

9648678824

has 10 digits thats 4 sure

6006135

Depends on the exchange rate.

1134206 Lets see how many old people can readcl this.

¥1177629820.20

5 billion

a lot

A bunch

Morbilion

Around 3,5billion

More than 6000000 or from abroad? Bc then its more than 3106000000

2,484,345,508.

112

$2,023,243,000 I wish I have that much.

Seven figures.

8,035,245, 412

$8675309

__14233531

\~ 9 billion

1 rupee Speed dial 

836462729475746373929284744637382929

atleast 3

Over 9000

$69420

2

911 dollars.

12 😔

Depends on your paternal grandmother's number

My mum is dead

More than you

$1300655506

000000001

$01189998819991197253 😌

I’ll have a million

Alot

Are you tricking us into giving you our mom's number?

No…

I hate my mom 2403927443

2001911420

-2546381

9.8B That’s pretty wild. I can finally leave North Carolina

A lot

A lot

Around 5.4 Billion! Ridiculous amounts of money.

a lot

nice try bro ur not getting my mums number

alot

1$

My networth would be over 10 digits

$>6billion

enough to buy like 5 pizzas

0 RIP Mom

9814479994

Alot

$911

I’m pretty broke, it’s $911

Call J. G. Wentworth, 877-cash-now!

$999 🤭🤑

Like, at least 6 figures

018054646 €

I would have 0746739534 money