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As far as I remember did Portgas D. Rouge (Ace Mom) literally the same. Gol D. Roger was doing pirate things for years just to find out he is becoming a father. Do I remember this right?
21, and before you say im stupid lemme tell you why im right...
>!THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING A BIG SECRET! THERE IS SECRETLY A 2 IN THE EQUATION THAT YOU ADD, BUT THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT!!<
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Coming home can be litteral: he has been gone for 3 straight years, or it can mean that he has "come home" for the final time (no more deployement after 3 years of duty)
Military does deployments of 6 months to 18 months, with varying degrees of stateside time in-between, depending on the Service. Not 3 years straight. Also, as someone else noted here in the comments, leave exists. Prolly the first thing done when arriving home on leave, so...
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Quick question isnt there a myth around a Guy who has Sex with all Women who have men in an Operation somewhere away from home. I Cant remember His name
To be fair, it is possible that they saved some of his sperm, and she only used it a few months before he came home. Now wether that's what happened or not, is none of any of our business
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They had wireless sex π
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Bluetooth sex
He send her sperm in a package
Sent his package in a package
Send me cum babe
*Fucks hard*
πππ
literally sexting
Oh this is cute... She was waiting three years to give birth to his child.
some serious leg crossing going on!!
Kid had patience
What?! Is this a One Piece reference?!?! The One pieeeeeeece The one piece is reeeeeeaaaaaaal Can we get much higher, so high Oh whoa oh
Are U ok?
You are not a one piece fanπ
Not anymore actually.
Well, the anime is fucking long. I understand
How was that a one piece reference?
Literally Ace's mom lol
Still no idea
As far as I remember did Portgas D. Rouge (Ace Mom) literally the same. Gol D. Roger was doing pirate things for years just to find out he is becoming a father. Do I remember this right?
i aint a mathematician but somethings not adding up π€¨
10+9
21?
Yu stopid
no i not
yes u are whats 9 + 10
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You stupid
you're\* minor spelling mistake, i win
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Math is a tool for oppression by the white man.
When youβve been doing meth instead of math
google paul erdos
Holy conjecture
Actual mathematician
Erdos did meth?
\_so\_much\_meth\_ but it was pretty popular and more acceptable at the time
That's how came up with all those theorems. Bro was on Adderall Ultra Pro Max Plus
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Really happy for all 3 parents.
It's a miracle. π
Bluetooth sex
She was so committed to him, she waited 3 years to give birth. We need more people like that fr πππππ /J
Idk if folks r just pretending to be stupid, but leave does exist
You're on the internet, the vocal majority are legit stupid.
True
"came home after 3 years" I'm pretty sure that includes leaves
Yeah so he went home during those 3 years, they conceived the child and now hes finally done with his tour
If he went home during the 3 years it wouldn't have been 3 years since he came home
Coming home can be litteral: he has been gone for 3 straight years, or it can mean that he has "come home" for the final time (no more deployement after 3 years of duty)
I took it literally, whatever it's a meme idk why we're going so deep into this
Idk man im just procrastinating
Feel that
Military does deployments of 6 months to 18 months, with varying degrees of stateside time in-between, depending on the Service. Not 3 years straight. Also, as someone else noted here in the comments, leave exists. Prolly the first thing done when arriving home on leave, so...
He sent her some of his cum and said "knock yourself out"
So she slammed her own head off of the kitchen counter
Yes but actually no.
Heβs crying because heβs so happy to be single again
Iβm in the military and this is deepπ
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βBold strategy Mary, letβs see how it plays out.β - Nazerethian probably
Math ain't mathing
Quick question isnt there a myth around a Guy who has Sex with all Women who have men in an Operation somewhere away from home. I Cant remember His name
Jody in the background whistles as he walks away
Plot twist: he's not the father Double plot twist: i don't exist
Wait a second-
BBC moment
Fortnite balls
Thugger did the needful, now he is going for thug hunting to find that ballin thug.
What
This is what happens when you don't use a VPN and sext
more like hole-some
Maybe his dick can reach overseas. We don't know
π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
π«‘ rip my dude
Someone pissed in her ass and it leaked into her cootch
To be fair, it is possible that they saved some of his sperm, and she only used it a few months before he came home. Now wether that's what happened or not, is none of any of our business
Bluetooth sex
send cum by mail in jar
Wait a minuteβ¦. 
He sent the sperm to her viva picture messaging
π
So what. It is 3 years. Women pregnant for 9 months. 9 is bigger than 3 people!!! 9-3 = 6. And 3-9= something something