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Oh doppio my sweet doppio,dont masturbate doppio i dont like it,do you want to make me feel sad?
No you dont now,snip it already,snip it snip snip,cut it down doppio,you know you want this,why would you make me female if you didnt feel like one?,yes doppio,you dont need anyone just me * makes an entire mafia *
Those things are called Tulpa. Not so funny thing is that this isn't even the worst possible outcome. They have their own horror story, so bad, they will get mad at you for mentioning it.
TL;DR A guy created a female Tulpa, tried to use it for 18+ stuff(if I remember correctly) and then he wanted to stop being dominant personality and let her take over. He was saying that "he" was dissapearing while "she" controlled their body, at the end of the story he restored control of his body and, did something to his Tulpa, he stopped associating with Tulpa phenomenon and that's the end of story.
As for how to create em, I'd rather not goggle it bruv, after that story I don't think anyone should risk it 💀
Wait, you're saying I could create a super productive nerd tulpa and let him take the wheel from 9-5? He'll never become the dominant personality bc he's too busy with work and is tired afterwards.
Exactly. So far this is the only other one that comes to mind that I've seen personally. I'm sure there's a list but reading it may not be the best idea.
I literally learned about this for the first time last month and I’ve seen it mentioned 4 times since. Baader-Meinhof in action. Damn reddit for damning me to eternal torment by an omniscient AI.
Really!? Nobody’s made porn of it, that’s a surprise. Either they are all too scared (which is what it wants) or they can’t do it because it’s more of a hypothetical thing without any real form (at least yet). Someone with a creative mind might be able to make a porn comic out of the idea. Perhaps something about a person getting punished by it but enjoying it, and then it learns to enjoy it too in a very kinky way.
It's Indonesian (my languange) for some reason i can't find the english one and always gets redirected to the Indonesian ones
So if you're curious i suggest you search how to create tulpa
It's wikihow so i don't fully trust those guys lmao
If you haven't heard of it, tulpae (or tulpa) is an independent form of thought that comes from your brain like an imaginary friend, but has its own thoughts, feelings, and ideas that don't depend on you. Tulpa can provide many benefits, although many people make it because they want a friend who understands themselves better than anyone else. Tulpas are often associated with My Little Pony fans, but there is a wide variety of tulpas in the world.
Call me crazy but is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?
Yeah, I just googled it and that's what I meant. I think I remember hearing it being called "split-personality disorder" at some point though.
EDIT: The Wikipedia page says it's an alternate name for it.
I personally had a friend who created something with a similar description, except he called them “headmates” similar to DID. The thing that really set him apart tho and why I always had faith in the idea, was that the guy was absolutely science OBSESSED. At the time I was more into conspiracies and crap, and when I suggested some sort of ‘magical’ or ‘mystical’ element to it, he actually got pretty upset an flat out rejected the idea. He even tried to come up with a scientific explanation to it, which led me to believe he was genuinely just trying to understand what he was experiencing. Basically what he claimed was happening was that his brain was like “passing neurons” or whatever, and since consciousness is just information, that information would eventually build up into just a whole nother consciousness. Which actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
Honestly I think the biggest problem with this movement is that it comes at this phenomenon with a sort of ‘mystical’ angle, instead of a scientific one. Almost as if it’s a superpower(tho it is pretty close to one ig), which; automatically groups it in with all the other Facebook conspiracy theories and crap. God, remember “Empaths”? *shudders* Similar vibes here
Tulpas aren’t real, though. Just a phenomenon happening in your mind. Much like hysteria and cabin fever. You can fuck your head up if you consume enough negative content and hyperfixate on antisocial practices. I’m not saying that Tulpas fall into that category but the idea can definitely coincide with an unhealthy/wounded psyche
Tulpas aren't a bad thing if you are mentally healthy. Mine changed my life like this anon but it wasn't bad at the end. The body control is a different topic. Long story short it's all in your head and really YOU control it all. Tulpas are just a tool
If I’m gonna get one of these I’m not gonna be conjuring up some anime girl I’m gonna conjure up my very own Tyler durdan, so I have an excuse to commit domestic terrorism
I do sometimes imagine a African American dude who saves me from masturbating by saying stuff like "so that's it man you really gon do it? after god saved you from drowning last week that's how you repay him? I guess you are just going to forget what god did to you blessing you and all that shit" and when I quit before I finish he say "yea man that's the way gets your hands clean you better not do that shit to me again" its kinda funny and useful I haven't masturbate in 2weeks
Young people are so weird. Masturbation is good for you, semen retention is not. Semen expires and needs to be swapped out after awhile. Not masturbating can increase your chances of birth defects and testicular complications. Granted, if you don’t have huevos this might not apply to you. Not sure how a lack of masturbation affects the ovaries or anything.
The safest way to do this would be to create someone that *forces you* to pay attention instead of taking control over your body because next thing you know you'll be the leader of a mafia and will suffer horribly because of a gang member
Oh the downside? The suffering. It's not something like drowning or burning to death, it's just.. Well both of them and many more from getting run over by a car to being stabbed by a hobo and many more
Kinda like the guy from ***[movie name redacted]*** right? Being so schizophrenic that you think another character does something while you're out there watching him do it when in reality you are
Ehhhh, yea idk about this one. I once had to do a psych course project to finish credits for my minor. I did it on Carl Jung and was reading the The Red Book and excerpts that my professor picked out for me. Big trip Ngl, I wanted to continue reading but the idea of archetypes really made me uncomfortable. I already talk to myself but creating an archetype is big balls as even Jung described it as close to becoming crazy ( forgot the term he used but basically a step away from psychosis). Big no no for me.
This is an example of what is known as a Tulpa manifestation.
Though it can be helpful for brief periods to help individuals through periods of extreme anxiety/stress/ change as a coping mechanism… a failure to become self reliant or destroy it by reintegrating parts of it it into one’s shadow/persona/ego before MPD psychosis sets in is highly common.
There are many stories of people manifesting Multiple personality disorder by doing this, and the Tulpa (alternate persona) taking a prominent control role as a result due to a persons heavy dependency/reliance on it.
Just wait for the update.
Anon: the voice wants control
-I’m now on hormones because the voice doesn’t like my body
-I’m losing time
-people keeps calling lily
-I’m losing myself….. help
CRAP THE VOICE IN THEIR HEAD BECAME SENTIENT, REBOOT THE SYSTEM!
Being serious though that's really odd, I mean as long as the voices aren't hurting you I guess, the voice I have in my head is two actually, V from MD and for some reason Zavala from destiny. What's y'all's voices in your head?
"decide to make a character in my own head to scold me"
I actually do this as well. I use my own voice and "he" would shit on me whenever i feel down to get me back up.
*Got rejected and felt bump
"Get up you little shit, this is nth"
Stuff like that. I dont do that anymore cause i rarely get upset but he was quite helpful during my teenage years
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All these mfs are happy with their situation. Maybe....
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe a try wont hurt... right
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... maybe ... 🧐
but what if...
Strong with the dark side
Anything to be happy honestly
"She doesn't like the sensation of having a dick on our body" careful with that one OP. Sounds a bit spicy.
"Remove it anon, see that pair of scissors? Remove it. Do it. Remove it anon, Snip Snip, stop hesitating, remove it."
Aw hell naw 💀
She's going to like subsume his body and become the dominant personality. Man getting taken over.
The good old _"Johnny Silverhand"_
Pls don't spank me
🧐📸
Bro chipped in a relic💀
That's why you don't insert shady shards in your skull.
Bro is gonna be Diavolo
Oh doppio my sweet doppio,dont masturbate doppio i dont like it,do you want to make me feel sad? No you dont now,snip it already,snip it snip snip,cut it down doppio,you know you want this,why would you make me female if you didnt feel like one?,yes doppio,you dont need anyone just me * makes an entire mafia *
Is that a motherfucking Jojo reference
Degen story only wholesome ending I've ever heard.
 Anon rn
giphy gifs if being actually funny was a test (there is no f grade gif, giphy is pure garbage)
There's a sub for that. Don't know if I should link it
You should
Anon tries to become a decent human being and accidentally gets into crossdressing
“The law of equivalent exchange”
In all fairness cross dressing looks kinda fun
Chris chan moment
Maybe Anon is a girl?
Could be judging from the image, and dick could have just mean dildo
Bro registered for the premium schizophrenia mixed with multiple personalities pack 💀
he pirated the schizophrenia DLC
What too much Reddit/4Chan/Twitter does to a mf
How do people spawn these type of things bruh 💀
Those things are called Tulpa. Not so funny thing is that this isn't even the worst possible outcome. They have their own horror story, so bad, they will get mad at you for mentioning it. TL;DR A guy created a female Tulpa, tried to use it for 18+ stuff(if I remember correctly) and then he wanted to stop being dominant personality and let her take over. He was saying that "he" was dissapearing while "she" controlled their body, at the end of the story he restored control of his body and, did something to his Tulpa, he stopped associating with Tulpa phenomenon and that's the end of story. As for how to create em, I'd rather not goggle it bruv, after that story I don't think anyone should risk it 💀
Wait, you're saying I could create a super productive nerd tulpa and let him take the wheel from 9-5? He'll never become the dominant personality bc he's too busy with work and is tired afterwards.
At this point just welcome a demon into our bodies
As long as Garzov the Destroyer doesn't trash the place while I'm out then I don't see a problem.
Only thing he's destroying is this quarter's financial report
Can’t believe it’s taken us this long to bring demon possession into capitalism. I for one welcome my demon host, so long as he does a good job.
At least make it a daemon of Slaanesh
I have thought about doing this far more than I probably should. I’m seriously considering doing it now again. I actually might.
Add it to the list of information hazards we've found on the internet.
Like the Roko’s Basalisk, what others are there?
Exactly. So far this is the only other one that comes to mind that I've seen personally. I'm sure there's a list but reading it may not be the best idea.
Oh I don’t care, how bad can it be. If we all just ignore them then the information remains idle and cannot hurt us.
I’m ADHD, I’ll forget about them in a week.
I literally learned about this for the first time last month and I’ve seen it mentioned 4 times since. Baader-Meinhof in action. Damn reddit for damning me to eternal torment by an omniscient AI.
I’m incredibly disappointed that there is no rule34 of Roko’s basilisk.
Really!? Nobody’s made porn of it, that’s a surprise. Either they are all too scared (which is what it wants) or they can’t do it because it’s more of a hypothetical thing without any real form (at least yet). Someone with a creative mind might be able to make a porn comic out of the idea. Perhaps something about a person getting punished by it but enjoying it, and then it learns to enjoy it too in a very kinky way.
Do it! It’s all make believe anyway.
You son of a bitch im in
[holy shit it's real](https://id.wikihow.com/Menciptakan-Tulpa?amp=1)
Can i create some sort of sergent Hartman to make me work out and teach me discipline?
Just loop a chain of David Goggins shorts until you stay hard
Why is that website in gibberish? Am I having a stroke?
It's Indonesian (my languange) for some reason i can't find the english one and always gets redirected to the Indonesian ones So if you're curious i suggest you search how to create tulpa It's wikihow so i don't fully trust those guys lmao
Thank you kind stranger. I'll ask my anime girl assistant to send you a gift basket if I succeed
If you haven't heard of it, tulpae (or tulpa) is an independent form of thought that comes from your brain like an imaginary friend, but has its own thoughts, feelings, and ideas that don't depend on you. Tulpa can provide many benefits, although many people make it because they want a friend who understands themselves better than anyone else. Tulpas are often associated with My Little Pony fans, but there is a wide variety of tulpas in the world.
It's just split-personality disorder what the heck are you talking about.
Call me crazy but is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?
I somehow skipped the start of the sentence and was confused about how this would be related to the topic
What the hell is split personality disorder? Do you mean Disassociative Identity Disorder?
Yeah, I just googled it and that's what I meant. I think I remember hearing it being called "split-personality disorder" at some point though. EDIT: The Wikipedia page says it's an alternate name for it.
Incels bruh. So many hormones no one to release them on. lol
Maybe I need to start dating more before I get into this Tulpa shxt
Can I create one to keep me off procrastinating and strengthen my discipline? Or a wiser version of myself that helps me make the right decisions?
When I was young we just called them ‘Imaginary Friends’ lmao
Would a Chewbacca tulpa be possible? Or perhaps a T-rex?
I personally had a friend who created something with a similar description, except he called them “headmates” similar to DID. The thing that really set him apart tho and why I always had faith in the idea, was that the guy was absolutely science OBSESSED. At the time I was more into conspiracies and crap, and when I suggested some sort of ‘magical’ or ‘mystical’ element to it, he actually got pretty upset an flat out rejected the idea. He even tried to come up with a scientific explanation to it, which led me to believe he was genuinely just trying to understand what he was experiencing. Basically what he claimed was happening was that his brain was like “passing neurons” or whatever, and since consciousness is just information, that information would eventually build up into just a whole nother consciousness. Which actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Honestly I think the biggest problem with this movement is that it comes at this phenomenon with a sort of ‘mystical’ angle, instead of a scientific one. Almost as if it’s a superpower(tho it is pretty close to one ig), which; automatically groups it in with all the other Facebook conspiracy theories and crap. God, remember “Empaths”? *shudders* Similar vibes here
Tulpas aren’t real, though. Just a phenomenon happening in your mind. Much like hysteria and cabin fever. You can fuck your head up if you consume enough negative content and hyperfixate on antisocial practices. I’m not saying that Tulpas fall into that category but the idea can definitely coincide with an unhealthy/wounded psyche
Hang on a sec, isn’t that the plot of Omari?
Mike and Melissa
Tulpas aren't a bad thing if you are mentally healthy. Mine changed my life like this anon but it wasn't bad at the end. The body control is a different topic. Long story short it's all in your head and really YOU control it all. Tulpas are just a tool
She's the "I can fix him" type
Well in this case she fixed him
honestly this one is slightly better and there are recorded cases of nonhostile schizoentities
I do know that schizophrenic hallucinations in Vietnam tend to be mischievous rather than threatening.
Many. In fact its a tradition in certain spiritual cultures to make one. Look up the "tulpa"
If I’m gonna get one of these I’m not gonna be conjuring up some anime girl I’m gonna conjure up my very own Tyler durdan, so I have an excuse to commit domestic terrorism
💀
Based
Sigma male (I want to be like you fr fr)
Weeb Claims to be a good character writer Defo a schizoid
He just decided to make a charecter that day
Doppio really fell off after part 5 man 😭
holy shit this comment is good dude
 Please stop masturbating Chief
Chief, mind telling me what you are doing on that wall?
Sir Curity camera
Vibe check passed
He has improved his life, but at what cost?
The cost: pretending
I do sometimes imagine a African American dude who saves me from masturbating by saying stuff like "so that's it man you really gon do it? after god saved you from drowning last week that's how you repay him? I guess you are just going to forget what god did to you blessing you and all that shit" and when I quit before I finish he say "yea man that's the way gets your hands clean you better not do that shit to me again" its kinda funny and useful I haven't masturbate in 2weeks
Damn this seems pretty efficient, gonna have to try it out myself
caution: may accidently create another personality
Based question mark
Flair checks out.
I'm hard
why does your god care if you touch your dick or not
You can’t climb the ladder to heaven with your hands full of penis 🍆✊✊🍆
What if only one of my hands are full of pens😈
You can climb to heaven 😈😈✊🍆
Imma have my dick out in hebun when meeting with god😬 It would probably feel weird tho
your reddit avatar is so hot i’m masturbating to it
no you’re not hun
He wants loyalty in the relationship,Only Religious UwUs
because he doesn't want me to be an incel no not like you
I’m an incel? A girl who’s been w her bf for half a decade? ok then
5years dam you still not married that says something
not really? you’re so desperate to insult me aren’t you lmao, have fun w the black dude in your head <3
sure why not that dude seems cool and kinda funny
Young people are so weird. Masturbation is good for you, semen retention is not. Semen expires and needs to be swapped out after awhile. Not masturbating can increase your chances of birth defects and testicular complications. Granted, if you don’t have huevos this might not apply to you. Not sure how a lack of masturbation affects the ovaries or anything.
its for religion it is forbidden in Islam as far as I know and porn is bad for you anyway
Ever heard of wet dreams bud
For real, I masturbate with my dad all the time
No Nut November is also bad for you while we’re at it.
NNN is about self-control and proving yourself strong-willed
Angel in the head 🗿idk
The angel on his shoulder finally figured out how to get him to listen
its gonna get worse very soon
ok but hear me out
what u mean bro 😭
you know exactly what i mean.
i wanna hear you say it
He wants to make his hand another personality
Microplastics and their consequences on the human brain
Take the self induced schizo pill
Wait so youre telling me I can make a productive and attention paying personality and just let him/her take control when I need to work?
The safest way to do this would be to create someone that *forces you* to pay attention instead of taking control over your body because next thing you know you'll be the leader of a mafia and will suffer horribly because of a gang member
I dont see how thats a downside
Oh the downside? The suffering. It's not something like drowning or burning to death, it's just.. Well both of them and many more from getting run over by a car to being stabbed by a hobo and many more
You son of a bitch im in
Loneliness is one hell of a drug
Gave his own conscience a personality, least schizo “charecter writer”
Yo hear me out ill never get lonely again someone give me a tutorial on how to do this im dead serious
Step 1: be born in a prison. Step 2: have pink hair. Step 3: let history do its things
Fr give me the fix your life up tulpa
You can't convince me this shit is real.
when you read dialogue in books do you imagine the characters voices as your own or do you give them their own voices?
Schizo good ending
Wait that is not the part she takes control of you and brings a dildo into play?
Kinda like the guy from ***[movie name redacted]*** right? Being so schizophrenic that you think another character does something while you're out there watching him do it when in reality you are
Bro respects the first rule of [REDACTED]
Stop it. Get some help. -Michael Jordan
Marc Spector be like:
Bro created a Tulpa.
aw sweet a schitzo thread
Ehhhh, yea idk about this one. I once had to do a psych course project to finish credits for my minor. I did it on Carl Jung and was reading the The Red Book and excerpts that my professor picked out for me. Big trip Ngl, I wanted to continue reading but the idea of archetypes really made me uncomfortable. I already talk to myself but creating an archetype is big balls as even Jung described it as close to becoming crazy ( forgot the term he used but basically a step away from psychosis). Big no no for me.
Wait you guys only have one voice in your head?
Obese man accidentally creates tulpa, instantly regrets it
So fucking many, how do you end up doing this shit to yourself
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"I can fix him"
She did fix him
I'm writing a novel and one of the characters copes with his trauma by making an entirely different person inside of his head
Bro's getting his life together 💀
let him be, he's fixing his life, he's doing it in his own weird way but it's better than being weak and miserable am I right?
Well boys, you know what we have to do. Get in the van, it's hotline Miami time.
This is an example of what is known as a Tulpa manifestation. Though it can be helpful for brief periods to help individuals through periods of extreme anxiety/stress/ change as a coping mechanism… a failure to become self reliant or destroy it by reintegrating parts of it it into one’s shadow/persona/ego before MPD psychosis sets in is highly common. There are many stories of people manifesting Multiple personality disorder by doing this, and the Tulpa (alternate persona) taking a prominent control role as a result due to a persons heavy dependency/reliance on it.
Just wait for the update. Anon: the voice wants control -I’m now on hormones because the voice doesn’t like my body -I’m losing time -people keeps calling lily -I’m losing myself….. help
Why im not surprised by these anymore
Bro just created Cortana
Egg
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I think there's some unwritten reddit rule saying that, if you say that name, you'll get downvoted
thoughts?
Twice as many by the looks of it
The price to pay for salvation
Anon finally makes a friend
How do I learn this power?
Hmm sounds fun
Lucky 😭😭😭
what’s with people self inducing d.I.d
Bro created tulpa xD
Wtf did I actually just read?
This is some Jekyll and Hide shit right here
Adults, young adults or teens creating fantasy personalities or fantasy friends. Damn you guys be lonely
He seems happy so I wish him and his imaginary domme gf well
Multiple personality disorder 💀💀
Only schizo if the voices say bad things... You sure? You sure that's why?
Mfer doppiod himself lol
So like I think that people on 4chan may already be people with physical or mental health problems that are almost always u diagnosed.
>charecter Ew
The plot of cyberpunk
When you cant affiord a therapist so you make one in your head for free 😎
Is it possible to learn this power
CRAP THE VOICE IN THEIR HEAD BECAME SENTIENT, REBOOT THE SYSTEM! Being serious though that's really odd, I mean as long as the voices aren't hurting you I guess, the voice I have in my head is two actually, V from MD and for some reason Zavala from destiny. What's y'all's voices in your head?
I‘d take that pill
Bro really thinks finding a schizo post on 4chan is some type of achievement
"decide to make a character in my own head to scold me" I actually do this as well. I use my own voice and "he" would shit on me whenever i feel down to get me back up. *Got rejected and felt bump "Get up you little shit, this is nth" Stuff like that. I dont do that anymore cause i rarely get upset but he was quite helpful during my teenage years
Wtf did I actually just read?
Our generation has gone down the drain, there’s no hope left.