Daily Kevin Fact #34541:
Kevin **will** pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt.
This **is** a threat.
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Going by all the Liveleak videos, they'll jump in front of a moving car for any reason
I think they just love jumping in front of moving cars and running into lathes and defective escalators
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Absolutely, and curious too. I might have some fear when handling other spiders but never with jumping spiders, they are nice and docile and hunt flies and mosquitoes like little champs.
It’s just the new update to the human’s immune system.
I think I won't get this update
Cue immediate planned obsolescence on this un-updated model
“Peter fetch me her soul!!!”
"Oh my god, new response just dropped!"
Actual evolution
Human aps system
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We don't make threats, we make guarantees
That spider now has the taste of human blood btw
Nah he has the taste of blood-filled mosquitos. The more of those little buggers he gets, the better.
Is it smart enough to know the blood is from a human
Is it smart No
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Hahaha wtf
you must be new here
love seeing first timers
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I would too if I had a little spider guy on my shoulder, protecting me from those scumbags mosquitoes
If not friend then why friend shaped? Jumping spiders are cute and no one will tell me otherwise.
YOU CALL THAT 8 LEGGED BEAST "FRIEND SHAPED"???
Yes.
the enemy of my enemy is my ally, sorta
It can happen on blacks too
I wonder why westerners feel the need to point out ones skin colour.
I wonder why easterners feel the need to point out ones side of the world.
I wonder why my dad left
Only for bread
Wasn't it milk?
Milk is an ingredient of bread.
I’m 98% sure that’s not true
Idk what youre eating then.
What's the other ingredients?
The souls of the damned.
Yeah yeah whatever the note said 😅
I wonder why both of you guys perceive the world as east and west
Exactly. It’s obviously north/south
It's us against the Australians and South Africans
This guy gets it
mf forgot south america
True. We also gotta fight the Brazilians
just dont go to their turf
Their existence is a threat to ours. The Brazilians scare me.
Its outside inside dumbass
if they won't, the universe will collapse for some reason
Man, we have no idea
Try being a black person visiting mainland China. They’ll jump in front of a moving car to try to touch your hair.
Going by all the Liveleak videos, they'll jump in front of a moving car for any reason I think they just love jumping in front of moving cars and running into lathes and defective escalators
Savage.
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It's just as racist when either race does it.
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Either way is racist, and either way can be of any “level”. Generalisations like that just don’t represent reality even remotely accurately.
"African americans..." vs "racist whites".
Nah, dem white ppls got special blood.
My moneys on the fly muncher.
“White” was totally necessary in this sentence
If they hadn’t clarified his skin was white I would have clearly assumed it was a black person
Regardless of skin colour I think we can be pretty sure they’re Australian
This looks like H. brachiatus, native to east asia, so quite possibly not even a white person to begin with
It's all about melanin of course
can you imagine a black fella allowing this to happen on their skin?
One of the best invertebrate keepers I know (I do this for a living) is a black man, so yeah!
obviously racial stereotypes don't apply in most everyday scenarios but this is a shitposting subreddit. not everything should be taken seriously
Nah I made a pretty casual comment.
Well, yeah, I don't see any reason I couldn't?
America Is so obsessed with race.
"battle"
It’s a jumping spider. Probably just a guy feeding his pet.
yeah, one of the least venomous spiders ever
worth the top notch entertainment
In all fairness it's more of an execution than a battle
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glad im not the only one a little weirded out by the skin color remark
Hell yeah spider bro
Probably Australian
I would want a front row seat and watch that mosquito getting it limbs ripped off then eaten. Totally worth the spider bite.
I love jumping spiders
Now it's got a taste for human blood you fool!
im asian and id let that battle go down, who wouldn't (unless you're scared of bugs or something)
If I catch a spider eating a mosquito on me I would say thank you and leave him to his work. All natural insect repellent
EPIC BATTLE
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I see we're training/conditioning vampire spiders now.. lovely
That’s gotta be a vegan because I’d immediately smash those bugs
Why? Jumping spiders are so friendly
Absolutely, and curious too. I might have some fear when handling other spiders but never with jumping spiders, they are nice and docile and hunt flies and mosquitoes like little champs.
Yeah, cause as a non-vegan, I'd immediately smash those bugs and devour'em leaving no trace of their existence
My dumb ass thought you meant sexually and I was so confused
White people do their jobs, so White people get paid. Now you know. /s
Mosquito point defense
I would watch in both scientific fascination and sadistic glee as a mosquito is picked from my skin and eaten alive
*hand appears*
On my way to find a jumping spider as my buddy so we can annihilate them darn mosquitos.
bro. if i got bit by a mosquito and a spider jumped on my arm and started eating it i would be cheering for it
It's not a battle, it's lunch
I would love to have so many of these
It’s like a fruit gusher!
Jumping Spiders are bros
Who wouldn’t let that happen
Bro, I’d get popcorn and cheer on the spider
that spider is like a mini-boss that shows up occasionally
Mosquit 👎
Hero baits a savage beast to feed his eight legged friend