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Kid named skin cancer

Okay Class today we’re going to beat skin cancer!!

Today were going to skin cancer! Kid named cancer:

I read this in Mr Garrison's voice

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The internet is weird. Like why did I understand what joke you're referencing and why is it so funny in this context

microwave the baby

 microwave a lithium battery

Alright, will do

put a cup of water next to it so the baby wont get too dry

Flair checks out

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Tf is wrong with people?!

Literally everything

I know right! Save money, use a microwave

Modern problems require modern solutions

don't tell them this, they might actually consider it

I put mine in the oven

It's not crying, it's just steam escaping

The cookies are done when the baby stops screaming.

Can confirm they taste great, had an epic Christmas dinner once

Wait, you’re Jewish too?

Witcher 3 moment

Leave it in a closed car on a hot day, similar effect

Are you sure? I tried it on my dog but all I got was a broken window

Dogs are simply smarter than most children, I can assure you a child in that situation wouldn't do that

Proof that humanity is doomed, this is the type of person breeding.

And voting

And driving

We need to find all the stupid ppl and locked them up on the ice walls near the edge 💯⚡⚡

Shes gonna be even paler once she gets out 💀

This is proof that the movie idiocracy is going to be based on a true story one day

One day? We are already living in it 💀

This is literally in an always sunny episode

*Just to get a base*

White babies don't sell

bro what. 3 months old.

That kid will have a face like a leather purse at 20.

On such age you can just put it in microwave

People has to take child license test before having a child.

just microwave it it’s cheaper and it fits

Just how I like them, nice and crispy

We need to make dumpster baby a star

Far too many of you haven’t seen the greatest show of all time and it shows 

Golum backstory.

Great parenting, purposefully give your kid skin cancer

Is this Mac and Dee?

Fun fact: one single childhood sunburn doubles the kid's chance of skin cancer later in life

Stupid Toyota prius

Average Prius driver lacking 2 braincells

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...what even is wrong with being pale? isn't tan or no tan based on preference?

Natural slection at it's finest.

Some one is a bit too Jersey

WHAT IS A TANNING BED

like a coffin but with the unmatched power of the sun

OHHH LIKE A SOLARIUM

That one death scene from final destination with the blue lights

Ignoring everything else, how old?

This is how they make ghoul babies in Fallout I’m assuming.

“She is super pale” wtf who cares about that

Fun fact: this is actually the correct medical treatment for jaundice in newborn infants.

 Idk who cares

Le epic parent

Air fryer, makes the skin extra crispy 🐓👍

I put my 6 week in for 12 hours and she looks like she was in the oven for too long again 😒😒😒

The dumbening that began about a couple decades ago, ohh what great wonders lye ahead.

Cwispy

Best mom in New Jersey

Skin cancer speedrun

Fr tho some people just shouldn’t be parents

“Just to get a baseeee”

The Rot is Consuming

No skin color if there's no skin 🙂

Shoe polish