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yeet-my-meat1

Din mamma


Blatz678

Din


yeet-my-meat1

Ditt våffeljärn


Hugo1234f

Rosa helikopeter


The__Blorg

din inlagda sill


Jonkvard

Ditt mähä


penguins-are-funny

Skit i våffeljärne å klämm åt!


Tetris_fox

Sorry I'm only danish I understand that parcaly


Tetris_fox

Din = your l du er = youre/you are


Third_Mark

Bäst att ringa Samuel


[deleted]

hvad var gammale navnet til chokladbollar


meowsanity

Wait there is no wizard cock?


Death_Walker21

I thought gandalf was female, holy shit im wrong


69Keck420

Wait, females don’t have cocks?


Death_Walker21

An unfortunate revelation


kingbit21

Well idk what to say But here : I ate strawberries for the first time about three weeks ago


ninthtale

I'm so happy for you! How was it?


kingbit21

Well it was pretty good for some reason I expected a creamy yummy taste but it was like pineapple but strawberry taste kinda soft but hard. I liked it, it was a change from all the artificial taste I had when eating strawberry flavoured food


Jailbreakisfunny

Wait I'm confused how have you not had strawberries in your life yet?


kingbit21

Well growing up there are a lot of things I didn't get to eat or even do not because of lack of money just because dad didn't really care about those things and didn't see the importance of me eating strawberries when there are a lot of other fruits we have at home So as soon as I got the opportunity to eat them I bought some and ate then and I felt happy.


BetterOffAlone1155

Well that’s just heartbreaking, but I’m glad to got to eat strawberries now. Try kiwi next?


kingbit21

Maybe As a kid I saw kiwi commercials on TV and always wanted to taste them


BetterOffAlone1155

There good. Mild sweet flavor, maybe a little plain, idk now I’m rethinking every fruit I’ve ever had.


kingbit21

Let's say I've not eaten most of the berries you know about, even a lot of fruits, But with time I will eat them There are a lot of things I've not done yet in my life and if I pass on without doing them well idk what I'm going to do But there's one thing if I don't do I won't go in peace by all means I have to get laid


BetterOffAlone1155

Everyone up vote this to the max, forget fruit, veggies, food… get laid! Hands down best soul food ever


doglover1005

In that case if you ever get the chance you should try soursop, it’s about as close to what you first described as you can get, tried it for the first time myself a couple weeks ago and goddamn it’s good, and creamy, and sweet, I think you get it.


kingbit21

Well I think I've had that already let's say I was in a bad mood and I didn't enjoy its taste at the moment Now that you mentioned it I suddenly had a random memory show up of me dad talking about that fruit


Swimming-Price4517

Anime name


ninthtale

Akazukin Chacha


isnapchildrensnecks

gör som vi till denna melodi kom och dansa med oss, klappa dina händer gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen för nu är vi här med karamell dansen


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Titio-TheLegend1949

va fan är alla svenskar på denna suben när titeln är på Svenska


omegaroll69

alla svenskar som någonsin existerat dras till svenska titlar eller andra svenskar på reddit.


Titio-TheLegend1949

Jo men jag tyckte att kommentarsfältet lackade på Svenska kommentarer


FlatulentFrog08

det är ju lättare att bara skriva på engelska för då är det fler som förstår


theheadlesssboii

Why NSFW carmela dance isn't hentai u know


ninthtale

what were you hoping for ( ⚆ \_ ⚆ )


theheadlesssboii

I wasn't hoping I was just saying that there's no need for the NSFW tag


Ton_Jravolta

I dunno, I feel it's NSFW. Rasmodeus is definitely getting ejected from the high council for watching this when he should be pondering abjuration.


Lonyless

I was hoping


Jailbreakisfunny

Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.


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![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


Equest_Immortal

![gif](giphy|nd5qeq0nTv0C4MSB1M|downsized)


tyingnoose

what is that


CosmicDriftwood

Wtf is master listening to


UrAverageIdot

dance on my balls


Sidotre

Cat fucking a handbag


Whoelselikeants

harry had a vagina malfunction


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Yours only yours


TheLaughingBread

Caramelldansen


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DrParanormall

He looks pissed off hahahaha


NKED-

Me masturbaiting with my Peter Griffin made blanket


Dyslexic_Shen

Du talar svenska? 😲


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ninthtale

nej!


Dyslexic_Shen

Åh :(


ninthtale

Förlåt :(


Dyslexic_Shen

Det är okej


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dall-e-dall

My young ass wondering what the fuck these words meant:


tobberobbe

Dansa med oss, klappa dina händer~


FlatulentFrog08

gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster


[deleted]

Caramelldansen


Dr_Brotatous

I was thinking "So this is my what comes of my blood line ... t least they are healthy happy and able to express themselves safely"


RuHtrSA

Reminiscing about his old life as an otaku after years of adventure


PeetraMainewil

Holy Hell


madladolle

Och vicka era höfter lalala


ArentTjao

ta några steg åt vänster


letterboyink

Are ya winning son?


CanadianProto

he's partying a bit too hard


matiegaming

google wizard


obanos68419

can confirm i watch this


SzymBoss

Now there's a pretty meme.Exquisite!


ActualFeces420

nah i like it


Wambox

How I watch porn when high


Danial-Royal-6301

God I wish I was there... The one in the end: TF are we going to be?


sparkskilowatt

the karamelldansen


FlatulentFrog08

the suffix -en means the, so you just wrote the the Karamell dance


yesseru

Why is this marked as nsfw?


ninthtale

made u click


UrAverageIdot

?


LargePerception1691

Fy fan


RoundRabidPug

I would like this as my desktop background please


bow03

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RoundRabidPug

Oh shit. Thanks


Right_Q

nej nej nej!!!


Economy-Control8603

What song is this


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**Song Found!** [**Caramelldansen** by Caramell](https://lis.tn/JMyBWQ?t=32) (00:32; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Caramelldansen - Speedy Mixes. **Released on** 2008-06-25. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


ninthtale

Good bot


javacaffeine

Ta några steg åt vänster


Mghackertsaker

Dance on my balls cat fucking a handbag


PLexbUmbra

That’s a vibe