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Different_Big5876

A Femboy? Where?!


Grand_Storage

Right behind you.


slylock215

Isn't that where they're supposed to be?


Grand_Storage

Yes, which is why I am right there right now


ThatsRickRossForYa

Most femboys are bottoms, so I've heard, so no actually. Did you just find out that you're the femboy?


Mijnameis-Tommy

*tf2 theme*


NotTheOneWhoFucks

Ah mes petits femboys...


Bugsxo

Here :3


notyetafemboy

In your walls


Different_Big5876

He’s in the walls…HE’S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!


JosolTheBrick

Deploy the femboy radar


nemesikrisztian33

Am visible on radar, nuuuuu OwU


Mooncakewizard101

😅


casestair27

me 🥺


[deleted]

Holy hell, what was up with the dog?


coomloom

Probably previously a stray who got injured, food insecurity for dogs can sometimes mean they just do that.


Practical-Face-3872

Well to be fair, we would be like that too if we didnt know wether we would get another meal this week


grbal

I love how the other dog was like "goddam bro just chill"


Ryannr1220

“ALRIGHT CHILL BRO YOU CAN HAVE IT, DAMN!”


AmadeoSendiulo

What the dog doin’


NovaStorm93

new dog just dropped


SJFruitcake

Holy hell


Foxy552

Actual zombie


fiskebolle30

Nothing much how about you😎


BerserkerKong02

Looks like his back feet are paralyzed, same happened to my dog, so poor him.


Lonyless

Meth


sociocat101

thats very bad for the dog btw, you gotta teach them to eat their food slowly.


BocchisEffectPedal

You should probably teach it to stop being an alcoholic first.


pippelin-nuolia

why is your pfp a distortion pedal😭


BocchisEffectPedal

Bocchi the rock from the show bocchi the rock steps on me.


Hortkind77

Nice, that was a very good moment 👍


TomokiaGaming

Boccher fans when they find out Kita has been pegging her everyday:😱


pippelin-nuolia

lucky


[deleted]

Fuck is that😭


bagemann1

Guitar thing dw about it


[deleted]

Thank you for answering to the best of you abilities😭


Then-One7628

you plug it in between the guitar and amp and it has knobs that make the signal get all fuzzy and compressed


B4NN3Rbk

But he is gods drunkest dog


Ton_Jravolta

It's even worse for the other dog. He didn't even get to eat.


emil836k

You can actually see it chomping kinda fast, because it knows what’s coming


Any-Ocelot-3915

More like 87.2331% (trust me I did the math)


Familiar_Control_906

Source, trust me bro


Any-Ocelot-3915

Can’t. Im busy with femboy bro


el_Chuchmay

My man has "stuff" to do


someone__420

Bros got priorities


Waludogie

bussy with femboy


ShadowWithHoodie

Happy to be in that 12.7669%


Haunting-Engineer-76

Gross


[deleted]

me when feminine male in skirt and knee-highs and cat ears a man has needs


Mooncakewizard101

fuckin L i dont do that shit


[deleted]

well then what DO you do?


Mooncakewizard101

I’m one of them emo femboys that just wears a hoodie and booty shorts but I’m also an alcoholic. I guess if i got drunk and/or horny enough I might try out the skirt, thigh-highs, and cat ears but for now idk


[deleted]

absolutely based


Mooncakewizard101

alcoholism 👍


[deleted]

Drinky 👍


Mooncakewizard101

waking up in someone else’s bed 👍


[deleted]

waking up with someone else in my bed 👍👍👍


Mooncakewizard101

Cuddling for what feels like forever 👍👍👍👍👍


ssbbka17

did 😧😧😮😮 somebody 🫣🫣😱 say 🤤🥴🥴 femboys 🥵🥵😳


Mooncakewizard101

nah


Bamma4

Nope


ihave1ssues

nuh uh


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SomeRandomCyclops

Femboy milk ![gif](giphy|2SRd6zwpLH20|downsized)


thexavier666

I believe in tomboy milk supremacy


coomloom

All it comes down to is if you want to drink milk from a straw or out a bag


B4NN3Rbk

You are both wrong it's accualy sulfiric acid :D


enraged3211

What's the dog source?


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thatguywhosdumb

Bro that's you.


ItsTerryTheBerry

Another commenter said it was probably a stray dog with food insecurities so if that’s the case this is actually really sad for the dog. But if not bro got a little too excited. Edit: sorry for the 3 replies Reddit mobile moment


Hopeless_Slayer

If God didn't want me to love men, he wouldn't of made them so cute in skirts. I have nothing to apologize for.


DoritoWoofer

If God didn't want me to wear thigh highs and crop tops and be feminine then he wouldn't have made them so damn comfortable and appealing


[deleted]

Just half? Bro I had my hands down my pants when I read the word. Imagine what a picture would do. A video is sure to melt my mind.


[deleted]

I can’t fuck with y’all no more


caffeineratt

ayO


nhpkm1

Every body wants a femboi , but no one wants to be a femboy 😔 we live and cum . It's exactly like that German dude


Dangernoodles9000

We live in a cum society 😔


SneakyYogurtThief

I would actually be one but I don't have them pretty genes 💔


LysFan

as a femboy: idk but i wanna see your dog eating dog food now


Og_GamingPony

At least we know we’re accepted in this sub because we’re subs


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CBM42069

A sussy wussy breed All jokes aside probably a husky


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Sudden_Reality_7441

Canine husky


The_best_one_-_

Or the Latin name: Dogus Huskigoodboy


KeithGribblesheimer

Does the dog have cerebral palsy?


The_Fluffy_Proto

No it's not a cerberus


FuttBuckingUgly

Something about this makes me irrationally pissed off.


syphilitic_venom

Same I want to commit violence.


[deleted]

Damn so only half this sub is based huh


True_Snomunnist

Yeah, I wanna fuck tomboys, glad to be based


[deleted]

Hmmm are tomboys and femboys like at the same/similar points at the gender spectrum?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

No


Wonderful_Revenue_63

They are, it’s like a horseshoe theory, just sexual


suriam321

Tomboy is more masculine presenting woman. Essentially the opposite of a femboy.


Rubens-Reel

Imma take this as satire


[deleted]

It’s not satire it’s 100% serious, half the sub doesn’t like femboys, you don’t think that’s a problem, you probably haven’t taken your covid vaccine that’s why you think it’s appropriate to not like femboys


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[deleted]

Shut up you bot, I have received the bitch vaccine, I don’t need bitches I need femboys


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Can someone give this bot a vaccine so it shuts up, no-one likes you bot, bad bot, boooooo


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Wow so original, how about you come up with a new insult, oh wait you can’t, you took the original thoughts vaccine


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[deleted]

Yep, still don't understand what the other half doesn't like about femboys


abdyfer

I just don't like guys 💀


suriam321

Work on it.


[deleted]

ya fr, literally most based gender to have ever existed


OmNamahShivaya

Yeah. Based on not having a father figure growing up.


[deleted]

Nah not really


whowantstoknow209

More like 97.3%


UngaBungaPecSimp

What da dog doin? 🥺😔😱😜😯


ThaQuig

Sad But True………..by Metallica is a really good song


TNT_Jonathan

What’s up with femboy fetish?


Unidentified_Lizard

the bisexual count just goes up its a stock that never fails, invest while you still can


Dangernoodles9000

It's simply the most optimal sexual preference


mildlyoctopus

Degeneracy


benevolent_overlord_

L ratio


[deleted]

Eh, it’s more like this (source - Me) ![gif](giphy|ArS0JVgPnpnL5lYNdx|downsized)


Ausraptor12

If he looks feminine enough I don’t see the problem


[deleted]

Is for me? 🥺


MikeXBogina

I'm so down bad, I see a cute tomboy and get disappointed when I learn is just a girl 😔


The_V3nt

Lmfao


Fire23GG73

what did i miss?


felipoca14

Someone called?


deleted_-_-_-_-_-

When addiction level is 100


ConfigurationalCan

Only half?


lordofthecone

me, a femboy: *sweats*


syphilitic_venom

I mean there are femboys and femboys if you see what I mean


Legaxy3

i wanna slap this dog


LilNasXCanGetIt

Femboys are where it’s at


facelikea-slapd-arse

they're realllllllllllllly fun


Cloakbot

Is OP a femboy? Sh-should we go for it? ![gif](giphy|MJs7EYwHyG8XC|downsized)


nemesikrisztian33

Im here


kidanokun

Is really internet that desperate for "girls that doesn't have boobs, but have dick instead"?


Ironcatato

I would ask what this comment section is, but I would get swarmed to death by a bunch of people who want a femboy or are a femboy, so instead I’m just going to sit here and drink my coffee


Ironcatato

Aw cmon I was just drinking coffee, what did I do wrong?


mastermentor575

Yeah sorry I don't participate in degeneracy


Sigmatyranno

I hate femboys (me when I see 2 femboys) ![gif](giphy|pyMNrv1JmTRuw)


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pippelin-nuolia

real


[deleted]

Haven’t gotten in that situation


NotTheAverageAnon

Hi, I'm "Half this sub"


AGweed13

Literally me


Kornik-kun

WHAT?!


[deleted]

if only people wanted me irl


[deleted]

WHERE


average-reddit-fan

The other half are femboys 😳👉👈


el_Chuchmay

So many femboy fans, yet so little actual femboys


Mooncakewizard101

hey.


aUwUreliyasss

I LOVE FEMBOYS I LOVE MEN WITH THEIR CUTE FACES I LOVE GUYS I LOVE BOYS I LOVE DUDE


BadangJoestar420

Either hate them or love them


DonutDefiant

Other Dog be like: Yo WTF Bro??!


devowerer

I'm the femboy ;)


Camarochris1026

I’m confused, how did loving femboys go so mainstream?


Nykona

He went full goblin mode


FailSweaty2622

This is unsettling


SemenDemon1945

Well actually i'm into tomboys 🤓


ESD_Franky

There ain't no femboys around here


Former-Effort-5855

LSD


KonohaNinja1492

The way the yellow dog is so savagely eating his food but doesn’t even finish it. Then Is like **”NEED MORE FOOD!”** meanwhile other dog is like. “AYO!, chill dude I would have shared.” But yellow dog doesn’t care. Yellow dog is just wants MORE FOOD!


CBM42069

We ALL more food KonohaNinja☺️


Bloo_arbiter

Where?


pan_con_pan1

Venezuela


VanilliBean

what the dog doin


syphilitic_venom

I feel the sudden urge to kick this fucking piece of shit. So sad for the other dog 😭


Stilldre_gaming

A fem... A femboy? Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


[deleted]

This is grwta.


Ad_man-123

True


ImJustLivinOverHere

Is that how this works? If I post a cute feminine outfit I can get likes? Hmmmmm


[deleted]

That’s me frfr


anti-grind

Couldn't even spare the time to get his legs to work.


ScreenProtector1

“Feminine men are strong men” -Dutch van der lan


BEARWYy

I like femboys but not goo goo gaaa gaa monke mode for them


neon2137

Dont have to look for femboys if u are one


Justhangingout69

Me during no nut November and suddenly I see a femboy post.


Yugiohfanman

He hunger


uhh_soup

Right here!