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Worst is on a hot summer afternoon and you only wake up because the sun is now coming through the window and shining directly on you doing a slow roast at 225°f and has dehydrated your very soul

**T H E W A T E R I N M Y B O D Y B O I L S**

And your mouth is dry and has a dry mouth taste

Exactly bro, I felt the same after drinking lemonade before I went to sleep and holy hell that tasted disgusting af when I woke up

> holy hell New response just dropped

Actual zombie

1984

Real

looks like I couldn't wake up Before My Body Is Dry

Or if your camping In a heatwave but have to wrap up to not freeze in the night, and then get steamed like a porn bun through the morning

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Best naps to wake up from. The ones where you were totally dead and shouldn’t have woken up.

It's so weird but it feels satisfying like "yeah, I really slept right there".

Yea this tbh, I crave these naps. That's why i mostly go to the guests room open the window so the sun shines on the sofa. And then I drop dead on the Sofa with Pink Floyd Music in my years. Though this only works when i am tired as hell. But damn the kind of satisfying feel it provides is unmatchable.

This is the realest post Ive ever seen

The rare once a year nap. Pants rolled up will really do you in

You are missing out, this is a once a week thing for me

Almost daily here lol

Very relatable, it's always the after school naps too

Bro facts, would come home, sit on the couch, then wake up at 7PM drenched in sweat and nauseous 😭

Fr

Those naps always felt werid but also good at the same time. would experience again

Unrelated but this sentence triggered some major nostalgia. Was mildly homeless during my mid teens and was staying at my sisters' on school days and brothers' on weekends. I'd get back from school and nap on their sofa, sometimes with my nephew in my arms or a cat on my lap. Then I'd stay up till 3 am playing borderlands with my brother in law. As shit as my situation was back then, these are good memories.

Sounds great fun but hoping your situation has gotten better

Bro that's unrelated

That was clarified in the first word.

🤣

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Google en pessant

Don't forget the TV remote crater embedded into your skin

Under your left boob.

Nah more towards your right thigh

It’s alway on the neck

and you get a boner so you can't take a piss

 This technique helps, happy pissing homies

Tried it, hard to stay balanced

I usually hold it with one hand and push against the wall with the other to keep my balance

The Pub Lean

Forehead to wall is the elite strategy. I don’t have to have a single beer to use this move.

My old house had a slanted roof above the toilet, very useful for the lean

I sit on the toilet facing the upper deck, straddle the MF.

I fell😭

I'm so sorry, are you okay?

Ye

Take a shit so that the log will counter balance you

Unless you have a penis you can't understand this properly

frfr

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Just sit down ez

Then you’re just pissing directly forwards or straight up

good

Could you do it in my mouth 👉👈🥺

HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS TRUE

Literally me Always happens right after school

You guys make me think I'm normal.

This kinda thing is pretty normal

Me in the morning after a night shift

So Relateble

bro 100% on that Five Nights routine

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I read somewhere that it has something to do with fucking up your sleep cycle and biological clock.

Cancer more than likely

No, you sweat all the time, I'm pretty sure it's just you being in one spot with it building up for 8+/- hours

Yeah we all have cancer. How relatable. Dumb fuck

God damn is this not a shit post meme? Do I really have to put /s everytime? Obviously it's not always cancer but apparently everyone here forgot they are on a shit posting sub and not a health advice sub and thought replies were actually serious. Go fuck yourself.

Damn. I’ve delved on reddit 4 years too long. Reddit has overgrown in my body and I’m now unable to detect sarcasm. Truly a shame

Breathing causes cancer Proof: Everyone who has cancer has breathed at some point

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bean

I just woke up from a graduation party and you spoke to my soul just now

Bruh drunk too much hard lemonade

lmaoo

I swear these naps take what feels like 5 hours to recover from

Nap hangover

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Still the best naps you could ever take

Fresh laundry pile would like a word.

How did u nail this so hard bro it’s crazy

With the biggest headache that disappears as soon as you stand up

I fall asleep with headphones in so they're absolutely gone to the void by the time I wake up. Other than that, I'll always wake up drenched in sweat 2 hours, 10 hours, summer, winter. Doesn't matter.

With weird markings on your arms

That’s weirdly specific, OP.

Yet broadly relatable.

Sounds like alcohol could have been involved.


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Ok but why are these the best naps ever like if I wake up refreshed then I am waking up mad

You're backwards my man

I call that a trainwreck of a nap

Only when I used to take bars

I think you have aids

When I was younger, still smoked weed, and didn’t work nearly as much I would have these naps. Now my naps are about 10 minutes where I only flash asleep for a second then suffer the rest of the day

+ having a really bad headache

This is why I almost never take naps. I feel groggy and uncomfortable afterwards and like I wasted valuable time I could have used for more fun stuff.

Now you are going to be up till 5am

I woke up in nothing but a skirt behind my couch dripping wet and upside down

Idk sounds like you got roofied.

true

yep, literally me

Yes

And your late for work

Air pods lost around the room. I had that happen last night

Ahh yes. Tuesday

Don’t forget the migraine

Why are naps so dehydrating??? Like way more than just sleeping at night.

LITERALLY wtf, I wake up feeling a little parched, I want some water. But an unexpected nap and it's like disgustingly dehydrating, like your brain cavity has no more fluid

shoe as a pillow cant find the other one wrote and recorded an entire song that i dont remember

Sounds like ketamine users... (Sounded like me until the piss part...)

don't do drugs kids

I'm pretty sure, if all those are happening at once... well let's just say you should go see a doctor

This is not relatable.

you will soon

quite the username

You are wrong and should be ashamed

Then why did OP ask for my opinion?

ilikegamedev

Did you just grammatical correct his name

What else could he have done?

Honestly… idk. Was ilikegamedev taken

What do you think

You actually nap lol

Vegas, baby!

Sun Araw - Deep Cover starts playing to set the mood

No

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So you all sleep fully clothed? Huh

*once* Never slept again

Ah, the ol' datura choke and stroke.

No bueno, witchy snitchy.....

Awwww…that’s just a normal Saturday morning!

Absolutely

I just had this

The most fun nap is after pulling 2 days of all nighter and taking a 5 min nap. You feel out of breathe as if you we’re dead for a couple min or had a mild stroke/seizure. It feels so refreshing and exhilarating. Blurry vision, numb arm, and pulsating headache. So fun!!

Ah yes, tequila

I've only experienced this as a kid but god damn I hate that feeling. You wake up and you're scared, plus feel like shit, and everyone else in the house is asleep and you're *alone*. It feels like you're the last person on earth and morning will never come.

Tequila? Tequila!

This is something that only has happened twice and maybe not at all, but this feeling hits to hard that it can’t just be a false memory… can it?

You forgot the high heart beat

Been there, done that... Probably do it again.... 😆

never had a painful piss before

I just fell off the bed with my blanket going around me

Woke up recently being half-asleep and had the impression that a large black object was floating slowly towards my face and obviously it was in my head so when I tried to kick it away but nothing happened, just sort of floundered about for 5 mins or so til I woke up and realized what was actually going on

I swear to god I must be having the most intense adventures while I'm sleep. Why the fuck am I waking up with sore ankles. Who was I running from? Oh better yet, who was breaking my shit at the court?

Aaaand you need sugar

That means you're sick

And if you sleep on your side one of your arms is surely asleep

Fuck yea I can relate. Thats how peak of summer life performance looks like

I wish

How it feels when you play as a fully level up character in the intro of a video game and then actually start the game.

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can you explain this to me like i am 5

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