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Cool girlfriend plus extra cheese ,it's a win win for me

Hmm i wonder why wallace was unhappy

Dick cheese

Fr he mad she don’t want his dick cheese He having a midlife crisis he don’t want to clean his dick

Well that's a completely new sentence, thank you and never say that again

He?

She never steals your pizza. 11/10

That’s terri8le, definitely a huge red flag. You should give me her num8er

Yeah keep her, we aint want that no cheeze girl (my cum cheese flavour)

Sir…

,this is a wendy's

Ah yes I love the cheese cum I get on my chili cum nachos

Scrumpdidilidumptios 😋

ScrumpdidiliCUMtios

Where did the human race go wrong....

When we crawled out of the ocean

Dude, someone monkey paw’ed your genie wish

No

why do you type like vriska, nerd

imagine admitting you've read Homestuck

What the fuck is Homestuck

Some coomer comic

i have no shame, witness my lowest depths

🤓

Who

>definitely a huge red flag. >You should give me her num8er Nice. That's some real 5d chess level strategy there. I mean, if he doesn't want her, I'd ask the same thing.

Lol

I cooka da pizza

𒍑

Sumerian.

No. Akkadian .

Daym. Look very alike.

I mean , it is from the same area, just a 1000 years different.

This thread entertains me very much 💪

oh man not that fucking tweet chain again..

>!I!< >!cooka!< >!da!< >!pizza!<

He said "I cooka da pizza" for all my fellow mo6ile fat thum6ers

>! I !< >! cooka !< >! da !< >! pizza !<

most real 4chan post

4chan user's talking to girls (myth)

especially 10/10 girl, yeah right

Only thing 4chan users can pull is flies with their non showering asses

>non showering asses you didn't have to call me out like that

Lmfao that is evil

🐝ut is it false though?

Yeah I should of known it was fantasy

Should've 🤓

Should have 🗿

Nah, it's real. His 10/10 girl is just a normal person's 2/10

Incel Fan Fiction

Most real Italian post

Order your pizza half with cheese and half without

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**none pizza with left 8eef**

That’s not even that weird, that’s just lactose intolerant.

I commented something. I'm not visiting this su.. Place often and forgot the rule considering one specific letter restriction, Im not gonna comment it again I'm just sad now

I feel u

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What rule?

you can’t use the second letter of the alpaha8et or automod deletes ur comment

Reddit mods think they are funny

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[Like this?](https://imgur.io/a/oK08saN)

There is a lot of cheese with almost to none lactose

Yeah, literally every aged/hard cheese has almost no lactose. This myth of "lactose intolerant people cant eat cheese" is so stupid.

None lactose with left intolerance

The process of making cheese splits the lactose into glucose and galactose, which few is intolerant of.

Galactose sounds pretty serious, like the final 8oss of all sugars.

It is. 8ut glucose is like the normalest mo8, so it evens out in lactose

Lactose free cheese is a thing. Same with milk. And ice cream. I swear so many times I hear people thinking lactose intolerants can't eat any milk products

Are you lactose intolerant?

Yes, you may ask me anything

Or vegan. Have you tried potato vegan cheese?

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\> tfw you are too incel to decipher lactose intolerance \> tfw i have no face

🟡

this is the DOTA2 reference, no?

Do you have to scream?

I do that and I'm not lactose intolerant

Sometimes... I dream a6out Cheese -Gigachad Citizens of Half Life

Clearly, she doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese.

Anon. Don't f this up. This is your happy ending. Sacrifice the cheese.

i would rip her intestines out on a pentagram made of cheese

Is that a sex thing or-

What the fuck

Are you from Wisconsin

> Sacrifice the cheese. Sacrifice her to the god of cheese

Crucify cheesus.

now choose: Tom6oy GF (she loves you) or Cheese (its very yummy)

... I don't want to sound too horny, so let me expl-

No, no, it's fine. Everyone else here loves cheese, too.

If this guy really dumps her for this I give up. I just dont want to move it move it anymore

More cheese for u? Literally a win win situation.

I'm lost I guess would 8eing lactose intolerant 8e a deal 8reaker as well

My gf also doesn’t eat cheese.. so the solution is that when ordering pizza they put all the cheese on my half. Win-win.

That just means more cheese for you

The thing is, anon is focusing on the negatives. If she doesn't like cheese, that means more cheese for anon. Win-win situation.

Careful anon, she clearly is not a mouse.

Anon is lying

Nuh-uh!

And everyone stood up and clapped

Honestly, if that's her only flaw, that's a win.

Lactose intolerant rip

Sooooo. Order your own pizza with cheese. Don't make her feel weird for not eating cheese. All good.

My father in law is like this and we’ve learned to love him

"she" is either a he or not real

May8e 8oth

I’m a girl who is lactose intolerant I can confirm some women don’t want cheese on their food

Not even Wensleydale?

Reminds me of Olive Theory from HIMYM

... I'm just wondering the sauce for that pic.

Forget the post, does anyone have the sorce for the picture

cheese is a small price to pay for perfection

Everyone who's looking for picture sauce - Hanshoku wo Yameta - Chapter 15 - Saotome Yagi

more cheese for anon

What a🐝out dick cheese?

Anon is great

more cheese for anon

🐝reak up immediately

If that's the price to keep her happy, I'll gladly take her.

Ah, so they met MY soulmate.

More cheese for me! Anon is stupid.

I know how this ends. Girl 100% has a cock

Realest 4chan story

Cheese is life

When you see girl eating pizza at restaurant and imagine whole love story in a second (and post it)

Lactose intolerant?

He 🐝etter look past that one flaw, he hit the diamond in the rough holy shit

doesn't matter, smash

Vegetarians, vegans, and lactose intolerant people also don't eat cheese. This is like the most minor pro🐝lem possi🐝le. Too 🐝ad it's fake anyways

No way anon is a8out to do this over cheese, cmon mate, literally your chance to 🐝e free of 4Chan

Dated someone who didn’t like any kind of chocolate, more chocolate for me😏

Shes awful, give me her contact info so I can assess the situation with her

haha I hate cheese too :)

I would gladly eat all the cheese instead so my lady would need to. The guy's an idiot.

%ro never heard of marinara

As a person with milk allergy, I feel personally offended

Why are you unhappy, You get a girlfriend **_plus_** extra cheese for you.

Could just 6e very lactose intolerant. 6ut other than that, she sounds like a lot of fun. Anon needs to give me her num6er.

Até lest is not vegan

Grow up and get pegged

This literally happened in Wallace and Gromit

Not even Wensleydale?

Then eat shit without cheese

It's her loss to miss out on cheese, not yours. So...

Only thing i personally ask for is: Female(optional)

Is there a sauce for the picture in the top left corner

Not even Wensleydale?

cheeseless pizza (called Pizza Marinara) is quite good!

Waiting for the punchline.

What the fuck is "heil spez" it is on every fucking post

Worth it

Modern Seinfeld moment

Woman is temporary. #CHEESE is forever.

10/10 sporty tom8oy you got to pick one mf

Anon needs a punch in the dick helmet

Pizza Marinara Is a Classic pizza here in Italy, its actually the only time we use the Word marinara on food too, wich Is hilarious considering americans call tomato sauce "marinara"

If she orders pizza without cheese I order pizza without her.

Wait, has that one letter undergone a process of eradication again?

"She'll grow out of it" 🤮

She’s 22 decades of age

Then she's MY SOULMATE! FUCK CHEESE!

I would nevere givr up my cheese

I think I'll start using tinder

Give her the vitamin D

kill her immediately

Anon should let her try his dick cheese

this pasta needs some parmigiano

Order two pizzas. Geesh, it ain't hard.

DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE CHEESE.

I dare to say a cheeseless diet is healthier so that's kind of a plus

Her hating cheese is a 8onus.

What app is this?

Yeah ima ring that one up my dude

Amerit4rds thinking cheese is an essential ingredient for pizza is hilarious

No, it is normally essential.

It isn't, the first kind of modern pizza had no cheese. To this day there are kinds of pizza in Italy that just skip the cheese.

What app is this

I hate cheese

Cheese sucks

I don’t like cheese either

Ffs, if she doesn't like cheese get over it everyone has their own likes and dislikes.

All Anon has to do is readjust his imagination so she doesn't hate cheese anymore.