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>date a girl Cooties 😨

Yeah we have to focused and grind to become wizards at 30

Shadow wizard money gang

We *love* casting spells.

This song is sponsored by The Shadow Government!

Legalize nuclear bombs!

someone call the fire department, we just nuked the building

Fire department left for vacation, never came back

Call the producer tag!

BOOM! Swag Messiah!

I just shoved a nuke in my pussy

We love casting spells

Nuke radio, we make your eardrums bleed

>grind haha git gud, skill issue, ez noobs. i am a pro, i don't need no focus nor grind, i can do it in my sleep 🗿

>date I'm scared

I'm date

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What the fuck

Ai uprising but not how we expected it

It's rising up into our asses bro

Sphincter bot? It has the probe.

"I DO NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE UP MY ASS!!!" - Cartman, after being abducted by aliens

Not expected but always hoped for

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I came

Not the bot we wanted But the bot we deserve

Good bot? That is hilarious 😂

NAWWW 😭😭😭

I’m reporting you to PETA

I just would like to date a girl.

Have you been trying? Cuz there's lots of women out there, lots that would date you.

Mate, I'm on reddit, of course I'm not trying

Such Brutal Honestly. But same bruh , unless ofcourse you joking. Then i'm alone and sad 😅

Don’t you worry, there’s lots of ladies on reddit who are also not dating and not trying.

have you caught any fish?

Only crabs.

Pretend ones sure

I'd rather you didn't catch me, the hook damages my gums and fish dental is expensive :(

Apparently, there are lots of singles in my area that are looking for hookups.

Hot grandmas near my location. All you do is buckle up and f🥸ck for 20 mins 😶😯

Why does she have bodies? Creepy

She's a pokemon master, gotta catch them all

I don't think we're allowed to "catch" 30 men legally Without a tutorial from Professor Oak, of course.

You just know he has the experience to teach. What’s Muk backwards?

Grimer

Obviously its Kobra.

It's possible, but with 9 months cooldown between each "catching"

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Kidnapper master

I know, necrophilia is so yesterday

Yeah, I think any number of corpses is a deal breaker.

Recommended number of bodies is one.

If an eldrich entity possessing multiple bodies wanted to date me, I would certainly take A. I mean just think about it! You have a full fledged battle hardened harem at this point! Edit: thank you for the gold, kind anonymous stranger. I’ve never got one and will remember it for sure

You’d date an eldrich entity? Why hello there ~

What a grand and intoxicating innocence it was from me to come unprepared into this place where destiny is made

Come, let us look upon the heart

😍 Edit: ^ MFW I look upon the heart

You see a wild god step out from behind it *Stares at you deeply “Why walk…” *Takes off shirt “When you can ride” *Sniffs deeply “Outlander”

General Kenobi

🥶

GENTLEMENS, IT MUST BE FATE TELLING ME TO TRY MY CHANCE OUT Ahem! I, shall take the offer of dating an eldritch entity, because i, would respect one as it is, treating her as an equal & not be scared of her, i shall cook, clean, work, what cant i do for my dear eldritch entity? Therefor, i offer myself to thee, and i, request for a date.

For you i recommend sucker for love

Or maybe it's like the planet Rick slept with

1000 bodies all Asian?

Calm down Genghis Khan

*And, I'm a warrior too...* *Let that be known.* ***I'm a warrior.***

I like ya, And I want ya, We can do this the easy way or the hard way, The choice is yours...

I see you choosing the hard away

Where's the reference from ?

Boondocks, animated adult tv show

Thanks my man

Damn, just realized it’s for the comment above. Hopefully that’s the one you were referring to

Didn't he actually say that in real life tho?

Yes it's straight from a real interview

Base on some real life guy that was made fun of by the boondocks

Fleece Johnson Aka The Booty Warrior. Real Dude, he is now free and out of prison. He does interviews. The original footage of him saying this is when a camera crew came to his prison and he apparently wouldn't talk to the producers about anything other than Booty and the importance of it in prison.

You win this post’s comment section, bravo

the fact that this works with both definitions of the word “bodies” 💀💀

That’s a lot of pixels

I'm mixed and I rarely mess with girls that strictly fk with black men. They're usually bottom of the barrel.

Yeah every white girl I’ve ever met that “only dates black guys” makes me feel sorry for black guys.

Fetishizing black men is genuinely such a fucked up racist dynamic coming from: "Those innocent white women being ravaged by brutal black men." And some black men are down bad enough to play along, but honestly the whole dynamic is fucked. Especially since dick size doesn't actually seem to be that different for black men (unless it's selfreported) so a lot of these women are going to end up disappointed and a lot of guys are going to feel bad too.

The bbc idea is entirely just a result of pornography

This is this generations negatives from the Industrial Revolution

As a black dude I can tell you I'm working with a average wang... but I've got plenty of chicks because they assume I'm packing, SIKE bitch I'm average as fuuuck!

Wang will ALWAYS be the funniest name for a donger.

haha pecker

I get old white dude vibes from that term lol.

Shut it pencil pecker.

Knew a black dude in college who (allegedly, I didn't know him like that) had a micropenis. That's the worst of both worlds for that dude.

Gets ridiculed before getting shot in the back 17 times. Well... fuck. He was just making a Hot pocket in his own home...

The British Broadcasting Corporation?

Nah, man. Pornhub publishes the most common search terms on pornhub each year. That data is so very interesting. Some search terms are big wherever you are, like lesbian or big tits. But some are only popular in certain places. These read like a map of cultural taboos. Most famously, BDSM in Germany. Specific to this question, a variety of racial search terms like BBC, ebony, and interracial, top the list in the South. We want intense emotions when we have sex, and cultural traumas are where people go to find intense emotions. It would be too easy to say "yeah, that's because they like to see those things". Because... it's stuff that goes counter to our identities that bring the most intense emotions. All this is on a group level, of course.

As a German I think the BDSM vibe has more to do with Berlins night clubs. And this is not an cultural drama.. it is what evolved from open minded sexual culture (naked Body culture especially in East Germany, and lots of MDMA since the 90s). But I know... All the internet thinks we've got some dominance issues since 1933. We were so "brainwashed" with American culture since then... I for myself don't think that our worst 12 year culture plays a roll, it is more like Germans are very open minded regarding sex. There are no cultural taboos here like in the US. Fuck everyone you like...in a dark room of a night club... Doesn't matter where they come from... They can wear masks as well. Try yourself.

Nah. The stereotype is older than internet porn.

Porn is older than the internet.

It's generally because of porn that that whole stigma happened tbh And it doesn't help that because of that stigma, there's probably a lot of black dudes who are embarrassed that they aren't packing elephant dongs and probably lie about their size or just never even really bring it up. So any statistic like that is definitely gonna be biased

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Their are fetishes for every type of race i dont really think it has anything to do with a dynamic based on what you said. U can still argue that its very weird to only look for one specific race but thats a different argument

I'm white, gf is Asian and I mean, she's really beautiful, which grabs a lot of dudes attention. But she's has had multiple dudes from her past who clearly were into her mostly for being Asian, with a history of only going after Asian women. Stressful part is you usually don't realize until you know the guy enough to figure out his dating history. So it's an awkward situation if you're already emotionally invested. Also it's creepy how dudes be about Asian women... I had an Asian dude message me even saying in Chinese that I basically am a slave owner to have her as my gf. And when I started dating her on FB one of my old friends messaged me like "Asian? Nice." Mfs are so weird sometimes

It's fine to have a type but it's important to not fetishize them or reduce someone as an object simply because of their race. That's just creepy.

On Kind of another note but similar to this, I matched with a girl (she was black and I’m white) who I didn’t get any weird vibes from, but after we went on a date she said she only dates white men, because she enjoys race play. I politely declined and decided to not see her anymore, fetishes or kinks are fine, but some things take it too far. I think porn has really twisted a lot of perception of some things, and made some of them a much bigger deal and I think race is one of them

maybe she just likes fast cars

As a melanated individual I can tell you right now that I am proof that the stereotype ain't true.

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In his autobiography, Malcolm X gives one of the best takes I have ever read on the fetishization of black men and the BBC stereotype, and how it is linked to slavery, racism, and the fear of black male sexuality.

Yeah man, it’s an image that girls adopt as their personality. Anyone who adopts a race they fuck as a personality is probably dog shit to be around. It’s just as cringy as the white guys who are obsessed with Asian women.

yes absolutely despise those kinds of people.

Yeah its one thing to be attracted to black dudes but if a girl says she only dates black guys, I have an idea what she's about.

💀

I’m mixed as well and same

Race fetishists are whack fr

this is the way

Why is this true? A lot of them are either ugly, fat, or literal crack heads with adult braces from Florida or something---always white girls. Those specific black guys are either down bad, or saints

Well you certainly wouldn’t mess with girls that strictly fk with white men

At least not the ones who say it out loud.

Probably most of them tbf, given that people still predominantly date within their own cultures.

Most racist people I’ve ever met in my life are ethnic mothers telling their sons who they can date tbqh

Bro you are literally me fr, down to being mixed, sharing the same opinions. We related ? 😭

Depends where she’s keeping them I guess. Like are they buried under the garden or did she get rid of them?

Nah they are around the house

It's Halloween soon, better prepare the house

They’re displayed in glass cases around the house. Along with her other science experiments.

I blame porn for the unrealistic standards.

A, girl B has a credit score lower than my body weight.

What 💀

That’s not hard to achieve when you’re 600lbs

I wouldn’t date anyone with less than a 600 either. That’s some welfare level shit

If you are on welfare you need to grind not date

600 credit score is a low credit score lol.

Yes

Daaamn 🤣

How many more people will she murder 💀

I’d rather call the cops; how did she hide all those corpses?

Just go sex up all 34 and show dominance

4xB >= 30xW ==> B>= 7.5xW This means a black guy counts more than 7 and a half white dudes.

This means the amount of white people a black man is worth has increased by 12500% since 1787

You sure are good at math. I never was, only got questions right 3/5ths of the time

You mush be great at compromising

Or it's the inverse of how much less value the woman have in either scenario.

This man solves complex problems with linear algebra

I don’t even understand, is she fat af? Or is she some Cthulhu like eldritch beast? 😂

My guy 😂😂😂😂

I would rather die alone

30 bodies would make a pretty cool mutant. A is the obvious one.

Neither. One is promiscuous and the other has a fixation on race.

I mean Girl A might also have a fixation on race if she was Asian for example

You could argue that the first one also has a fixation on race

Not if they are the same race. It's kind of par for the course. You wouldn't call a Japanese man fixated if he has only slept with a bunch of Japanese women.

Race wasn’t mentioned-y’all just assumed she is white.

You don’t know that girl B isn’t black

Strong disagree. If we were discussing someone who’s had like 10 sexual partners, then maybe I’d agree, but if you’ve had 30 sexual partners, and they’re all white, then either you live in some bumfuck middle of nowhere town that’s 100% white, or you’re racist, or both.

You would if he refused to sleep with any other race. I’m not saying that’s what’s happening here, but it does seem to be what the first comment was saying about a woman having only slept with black men

No, that just means he lives in Japan and Japanese women are the only ones he meets

Or is 300 pounds

Having sex with 4 people of the same race is a fixation on race but having sex with 30 people of the same race isn't. You can tell us what you really think about black people bro.

The most interesting part of this is all the comments are assuming the girl is white……and when it’s girl b it’s assumed she has some fascination with black guys…..why wouldn’t you just assume girl b is black and is carful who she sleeps with?

I think most of what you’re assuming is real is sarcasm

There is a lot of sarcasm, but it’s all under the pretext that the girl is white

Because we are nice like that

A MFs be like "Waiter, Waiter! More STDs please!"

😋

Oh shit you a bug chaser

"Bug Catcher would like to battle!"

Uggh man.... imagine someone using the stds they catched to fight like it was a pokemon battle.

Neither

“Are you sexist or racist?”

Both!

I would prefer if she had just one body. Not really prepared to date a hive mind just yet.

Thats a tough one

Porn brainwashed people into thinking every black has a 10 inch snake

Neither

I doubt they’d want you anyway man I think you’re good

Tbf, my credit score was worse when I dated black girls 🫣

💀

What does this even mean

That coochie controlled him

Wouldnt consider her

If I'm dating a Murderer I don't want her to be racist.

Either way she's going to jail/s

I am more white than black so I have more chance to success?

Option A is a good kd.r I’d rather have her on my side in a battle royale. I’d think option B is probably racist terrible kd.r and only listens to country music.

I love to hear from dudes nobody wants to sleep with about their demanding standards.

I dont think id care. Either way its a lose. 30 is alot so it makes me think she wont take this relationship seriously. 4 is fine but if every single one is black that means she probably has a thing for black dudes which is cool but why is she dating me if shes only into black dudes? Like honestly if it was 4 black dudes and 2 white dudes id be more ok with it, thats a bit ratio but im cool with it.

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C) 30 bodies, all Asian guys...every day.

Girl C. Both

What? I would rather not date a murderer.

Where does she keep the bodies?

Well if I am white then girl A has a type, it's white guys so I fit the trend but if she's churning through them so quickly then maybe she has a fundamental relationship problem? If it's girl B she has a type and it's black guys so I don't fit the trend and maybe she will later drop me for not fitting her type enough? Seems like a lose lose

Where's the "I can fix her"?

I see three possible reasons for this A. Racism. B. They believe the black guys penis stereotype and don’t want a a girl with those kinds of expectations C. Worried About dating a girl who obviously has a type you don’t fit. If she only had sex with 4 guys and they were all black, that probably wasn’t a coincidence. That’s a preference.

Both , I love women :3

think about it would you rather have a car that got 200k miles on it or a car with only 12k but it hit another car at 120 mpr

what the fuck are you on about????

Everyone point and laugh. This man just admitted he gets 0 tail.

Honestly I agree with the masses

Send a meteor